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Parenting Tweets for All the Moms and Dads Out There Who Need a Break

Hey, moms and dads, how are you doing?

Does this never-ending lockdown and the learning-from-home thing have you at the end of your rope? Or are you dealing with it just fine?

Either way you look at it, parenting is a tough gig and moms and dads all over the place know that those little angels have a tendency to drive you up the wall…even when they put on their sweetest face.

Parents, we have a feeling that these tweets will look very familiar to you…let’s take a look.

1. Let’s stop playing the Guessing Game.

At least for a few hours, please?

2. It’s like Maximum Overdrive.

The machines are rising up against us!

3. He’s catching on really fast.

You’re doing a great job!

4. Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Smart kid, right there.

5. It’s not working.

Time to figure out a new technique.

6. What a cute name!

This is why you don’t let kids name ANYTHING.

7. Things are about to get LOUD.

You need to stop this before it starts.

8. It’s all going in there, baby!

It really doesn’t matter anymore.

9. It’s way too early to deal with you.

Come back in a few hours.

10. That sounds awesome!

Aren’t you having a blast?!?!

11. We are all this baby right now.

Oh, what a year it’s been…

12. A creepy whisper.

Just give him what he wants.

13. What kind of sandwich, though?

That makes all the difference.

Okay, moms and dads, now we want to hear from you. Yeah, you!

In the comments, please tell us how it’s going in your household right now.

Are your kids driving you nuts or are you currently involved in an uneasy truce?

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Kids Like to Ask Funny Questions and Here’s the Proof

If you spend a lot of time around young kids, you quickly realize that their brains work in a totally different way than ours do.

BUT, you also realize that YOU were once the same way back in the day. You asked funny, weird, uncomfortable, and downright strange questions that made adults squirm and scratch their heads.

Hey, all kids do it and now, thanks to social media, we get to read about what weird questions other adults hear on a regular basis from the kiddos around them.

Here are some hilarious examples.

1. That might not taste very good.

But why not give it a shot?!?!

2. Oh boy…let’s have a talk.

OutKast is alive and well.

3. Oh…now it makes sense.

That one took me a minute.

4. She’ll be headed to Harvard on a full scholarship.

 

5. You were being set up!

Good thing you didn’t fall into that trap.

6. No more of that.

He’s banned from picking music for the rest of his life.

7. Well, that takes all the fun out of it.

They depend on you for everything.

8. Almost. But not quite yet.

They sure have it all together!

9. That is depressing.

But a fair question…

10. I can’t handle this right now.

Go watch TV and we’ll talk about it later.

11. You should NOT have asked that question!

And now you are no longer a part of this family.

12. Sort of like littering…

But a little more scandalous.

13. This is just me.

Take it all in…

Now we want to hear from you!

What kind of hilarious and ridiculous things do your kids say to you?

Tell us all about it in the comments. Thanks!

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Funny Tweets About the Questions That Kids Like to Ask

Kids sure do say the darndest things, right?

Of course, they do! And you know it!

Their inquisitive little minds never stop working and if you happen to be in their presence, whether you’re their parent or not, you’re going to get an earful of funny, random, and bizarre questions.

Let’s see what these kids had to say…enjoy.

1. Those were the days…

You kids really missed out!

2. One of life’s many mysteries.

And she sounds absolutely adorable.

3. Daddy has no freedom anymore.

And part of the reason is YOU.

4. I’d say she’s on the right track.

Keep dreaming, little one.

5. Now you’re getting scared…

Why do you ask…?

6. Have you not seen the “Shadow People.”

They’re out there…

7. That’s not good!

Time to put him in his place.

8. I don’t know if there’s a good answer for that.

You might need to think about that for a while…

9. Oh…sorry about that.

Well, sorry, I misunderstood. No need to get nasty.

10. Son, let me tell you a story.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

11. Now we’re all getting creeped out.

Care to explain what’s going on here?

12. Oh…another major misunderstanding.

Next time, get it in writing.

13. Always lie. That’s the lesson here.

They’ll learn this stuff later. When they turn 25.

14. Straight to Hell.

That tooth is cursed!

Do your kids like to say totally weird and hilarious things to you?

What kind of funny questions do they ask?

Talk to us in the comments! Thanks!

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Hilarious Posts About the Many Joys of Having Kids or Something Like That

Have kids, they said…it’ll be fun, they said…were they right, though?

Well, here we are, parents, and what do you have to say for yourselves NOW?

Are you having fun? We kid, we kid…we know your kiddos are the light of your life, but still…you have to admit that they tend to drive you insane.

Especially during this pandemic when we’re all forced to be on top of each other 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Am I right, or am I right?

I think I’m right.

So why don’t you take a much-needed break, go to a quiet place, and enjoy these memes before the madness starts all over again…because we all know that it’s coming.

1. They’re not great at it.

Learn to hide better! Jeez!

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2. This is who I am.

Deal with it!

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3. That was incredible!

How did you do that?!?!

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4. This is gonna be ugly.

Ummmm, where do I start?

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5. What are you doing in here?

This room is now off limits!

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6. Can I have a little space, please?

In other words, out of my face!

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7. Not gonna happen!

It’s going to be a very long day.

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8. Are you sure about that?

Your body language is telling me otherwise.

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9. Thanks a lot, Grandma.

Now they’ll be up for three days straight.

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10. I guess I’ll sleep on the floor…

You don’t have a choice.

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11. Laying out their case.

Ain’t that the truth?

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12. Don’t do this!

Under any circumstances!

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13. Take your time…

What’s taking you so long!

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14. It might be a while.

So don’t hold your breath.

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Now it’s your turn.

Have your kids been driving you crazy lately? What have they been doing to get on your last nerve?

Talk to us in the comments!

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Hilarious Tweets From Parents Who Just Needed to Vent a Little Bit

This sure is a tough time, isn’t it, moms and dads?

You’re stuck at home with the kids. Remote learning is taking up all of your time. The young ones can’t see their friends, so it’s up to you to keep them entertained…and the list goes on and on…

So that’s why it’s important to take to Twitter sometimes so you can vent about your kids or at least provide your fellow parents with some comedy relief…and I have a feeling that they’re really glad it’s not happening ot them…

Enjoy these funny parenting tweets while you have a few minutes of alone time!

1. This is very smart.

I gotta say, I’m impressed.

2. But those are the only things.

Otherwise, I’d be doing it.

3. Take it or leave it.

What do you want from me?

4. Maybe next week?

Don’t ask me that again!

5. No, don’t worry about it?

Just let it go.

6. Let’s go back to your original question.

In other words, let’s talk about death.

7. Thank you for that.

Very sanitary, don’t you think?

8. Might be time for therapy.

There’s a lot going on here…

9. That IS really cute!

How adorable is this kid?!?!

10. Life not imitating art.

That’s too bad.

11. I didn’t do anything…

You’ll get yours soon enough…

12. You did what you had to do.

 

Okay, parents, now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, please tell us how it’s going in your household with your kids right now.

We can’t wait to hear from all of you out there!

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Funny Tweets From Parents That We Think You’ll Enjoy

Parents…we feel your pain right now.

Everyone has been crammed together for so long that we’re all going a little crazy. And the kids…oh, those kids.

Aren’t they just delightful when they’re not allowed to do anything with their friends?

We all know that the statement above is meant to be sarcastic, right?

Parents, read through these funny tweets and at the very least, you’ll realize that you are not alone in your madness right now.

1. That’ll show him!

You gotta mess with them a little bit. Trust me.

2. That is a brilliant strategy.

Now is the time to turn it around.

3. Just let him be.

Being a superhero takes a lot of work.

4. Dammit! Knew that was gonna happen.

Are we missing anything else?

5. I think about 85% of people on the road are doing this.

Are you one of them? Don’t lie!

6. Planting people all day.

Kind of cool name, though…

7. Why the hell not?

What do you have to lose?

8. It can always get worse.

MUCH WORSE.

9. Same here…

Do you think she’ll listen to you?

10. They are remarkable.

And you never know what’s next!

11. This is great!

Giving the mascot the third degree.

12. Pass the Farmer John, please.

Just go with it and don’t tell her until she’s a teenager.

13. You’ll learn this lesson. 

One way or another…

Are those accurate, or what?

I think we all know the answer to that…

Moms and dads: now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us how parenting during the lockdown is working for you.

We want to hear it all!

The good, the bad, and the very, very ugly!

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