Times When People Had Serious Questions About Millennials That Turned Out to Be Jokes in Disguise

Millennials…prepare to get dragged all over the place, because 12 people decided that today was the day to ask you serious questions that weren’t so serious.

You know the drill. They tweet. They funny. You don’t respond. We all laugh. Repeat.

Thank you to this site for bringing all these together, and thanks to us for going through them and finding the best.

You’re welcome, internet

1. Eggplants just doing eggplants things

I’m endlessly amused by what emojis mean.

why do millennials always go apeshit over the eggplant emoji. like it is SPECIFICALLY a millennial thing

— kim (@sukkarights) April 9, 2020

2. Because they can!

It’s all meta, all the time!

Why do millennials take photos with a Polaroid and then take photos of the Polaroid photo?

— k lynn (@ladyin_orange) January 19, 2020

3. Chef’s kiss!

You can eat it AND drink it. Win win!

Why do millennials love soup so much?

— Mr. Hitachi (@KolbiashiMaroon) October 21, 2019

4. A true rite of passage.

I deleted it, btw. Because reasons.

Why do millennials think that not downloading TikTok makes them an adult. Like grow up smh

— Stefan Feher (@StefanFeher4) June 17, 2020

5. Is it their 6th or 16th?

Seems like MOST of the people on TikTok are drunk.

why do millennials only post tiktoks of them dancing to music from 2003 and holding their 6th glass of wine

— zoie (@ohzoiix) June 15, 2020

6. I can’t even with this

I use adjectives in place of verbs. So there!

Why do millennials use nouns in the place of verbs?

"I can't math"
"Englishing is hard today"

— Jaye ＲＹＭ (@rotyourmind) June 15, 2020

7. Yes, it looks distressed! It doesn’t want to be that way!

Shabby indeed!

Millennials always shit on boomers for carpeting hardwoods in the 70s, but who's the one painting over original brick and high quality wood furniture, BECKY?

— Amy (@AmyintheAtl) May 18, 2020

8. 80s kids and 70s kids are so much cooler.

We’re colder because we’re older and old people get colder faster.

why do millennials care so much ab the fact that theyre 90s kids??? sis WE KNOW. THATS WHEN YOU GREW UP.

— mckenna | smail (@wlwillgraham) June 14, 2020

9. Why do so many of them have back problems?

Maybe because they have drinking problems? Hmmm…

why do millennials say we’re annoyingly when all they do is complain about their back problems and drink cheap wine

— laffy taffy || heymamas anti era (@laffy_taffy980) June 16, 2020

10. This tweet is wrong.

GIFs are hilarious and DO NOT pronounce that word with a J.

Why do millennials still thinkd gifs are funny it’s not 2015

— jenna (@coolgirlswaggy) June 15, 2020

11. Well, I don’t blame them.

This is their fight son.

Why do millennials lose their minds whenever they hear a song from a 90s Disney movie

— Benningfield O’Connor (@benning17681066) June 10, 2020

12. Isn’t it?

Buzzfeed, you keep on feeding us that buzz.

Why do millennials act like growing up in the 90’s is a personality trait?@BuzzFeed I’m talking to you.

— b1tch.gov (@ProudAm15730327) April 21, 2020

In all the history of all the tweets… these were among the finest. Don’t you agree?

I’m really asking a rhetorical question there, but you can feel free to respond if you want. I won’t judge. Much.

See ya soon!

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November 21, 2019

These Insults Are Both Creative and Devastating. Double Whammy!

A brilliant insult is like a work of art, is it not?

And if it’s good enough, even the person getting burned to a crisp can appreciate the insult directed at them.

These posts are examples of perfect, creative, and devastating insults. Hang on tight!

1. Wyoming people: you’re up.

People from Wyoming are in my mentions insulting me for dissing their state yesterday and I’m just imagining them furiously riding a horse to a McDonald’s in Utah just so they could get wifi and tweet at me

— KB (@kbnoswag) January 11, 2019

2. Hahahaha. So good.

Shoutout to the 13-year-old on a skateboard who called me a “candy corn bitch” from funny

3. Not messing around.

https://koboldpost-generator.tumblr.com/post/184449552990/yeah-well-i-think-dragons-suck-i-will-kick-your

4. That didn’t work out…

A dick curling insult from rareinsults

5. Imagine this one…

Found this on YouTube earlier, he makes a good point from rareinsults

6. Didn’t see that one coming.

https://pukicho.tumblr.com/post/175123941650/cheat-mode

7. Don’t send d*ck pics.

https://barbex.tumblr.com/post/174042375743/gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner-my-favorite-is

8. Click to see her brother’s response.

so my 14 year old brother responded to my snapchat story….. what pic.twitter.com/wIjDWGGV7T

— tiff (@_tiffanylang_) July 3, 2018

9. Burned that gecko!

https://butchteddybear.tumblr.com/post/186008217645

10. Never got over that one.

one time in middle school i dated a girl for 4 days and when she broke up with me she posted on facebook “sometimes your knight in shining armor is really just a loser in tinfoil” and to this day that the sickest burn i’ve ever gotten

— kelly (@BoyYeetsWorld) September 24, 2019

11. That’s pretty good.

Mad lad from memes

12. Not the greatest time…

Oh YouTube, never change. from rareinsults

13. A real insult.

https://happysynonym.tumblr.com/post/187885813780/honestly-it-is-so-goddamn-funny-whenever-some

Wicked BURRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS.

Ouch…

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May 7, 2019

Scientists Discovered a Way to Treat Burns Using Fish Skin

Here’s a sentence I never thought I’d write: a team of Brazilian scientists has figured out how to treat burns using fish skin. This is absolutely insane, and more than a little creepy and also… who in the world even comes up with an idea like that?!?

Ok, in all seriousness, it’s actually a really cool invention!

Researchers at the Federal University of Cearà in Brazil came up with this innovation. They use tilapia skin, which is high in collagen (a healing protein) and moisture. It reportedly speeds up healing and reduces the need for pain medication.

Burns can be treated with fish skin — here's how pic.twitter.com/f598HTJAJo

— INSIDER (@thisisinsider) April 15, 2019

In modern medicine, burns are often treated with grafts of human or pig skin, both of which transfer collagen to burn victims’ healing skin. The alternative is to use burn creams and gauze strips that have to be changed out frequently, which involves a lot of pain for victims.

But in Brazil, it’s not easy to get human or pig skin for grafts. Thus, the foray into fish skin. Fish skin works similarly to other tissues — and it may even be MORE effective.

“We got a great surprise when we saw that the amount of collagen proteins, types 1 and 3, which are very important for scarring, exist in large quantities in tilapia skin, even more than in human skin and other skins,” said Dr. Edmar Maciel, a burn specialist at the José Frota Institute.

Even better, tilapia is a cheap, abundant fish. It costs 75% less than the burn cream used in Brazil. While it’s still under study and has yet to catch on mainstream, it has been used experimentally in the US on bears.

Two bears whose paws suffered burns during the California wildfires were treated with experimental fish skin bandages and released back into the wild. https://t.co/TATCnLdi04 pic.twitter.com/M6nrp8FblF

— ABC News (@ABC) January 27, 2018

And yes, it does look really bizarre. But the tilapia skins are sterilized first, so it’s totally safe.

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March 29, 2019

20 Times People Asked Wendy’s to Roast Them and Instantly Regretted It

Wendy’s has long been known for selling fresh, never-frozen burgers, but that’s not the only thing they’re serving up hot anymore.

You see, whoever’s running their social media account is apparently a grillmaster certified in the art of roasting people online! They’re so good at it that people and companies on Twitter actually request to be burned.

Just know, if you mess with the bull, you get the horns.