“Men Writing Women” Twitter Shares What Male Writers Actually Know About Women: Not Much

It’s a joke in the writing community that male writers manage to create the most cringe-worthy, impossible female (and sexual) moments – and now, there’s a Twitter account dedicated to giving shoutouts to the best (worst) of the bunch.

We don’t get real pockets in pants because we have tiny purses in our vaginas!!! #thanksforthat #menwritingwomen (Stuart Woods, Desperate Measures) pic.twitter.com/42tTjv5Cs9

— Men Writing Women (@men_write_women) July 29, 2019

Buckle up, because these are amazingly too much.

15. I mean why not just get a dog?

Forever sick of the trope that women have to "train" men #submission (THE MOUNTAIN, Dafydd ad Hugh) pic.twitter.com/hEmD2G0QVr

— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 19, 2019

14. Still trying to figure this one out.

ah yes, breasts that move like pinballs. I'm familiar. (WINTER OF THE WORLD, Ken Follet) pic.twitter.com/2sTFy6sXIl

— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 19, 2019

13. I mean, who doesn’t?

Yes, I too, offer my breasts to the Rain God in hopes this drought will someday end (FOOL MOON, Jim Butcher) pic.twitter.com/NLRAdOzMhL

— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 18, 2019

12. At least he mentioned her face first?

all breasts point to 'this ain't it' #submission (THE LONG LONG WAY, Sebastian Barry) pic.twitter.com/PYoo5ViPaR

— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 16, 2019

11. Snoozer.

I've never been less turned on in my life #submission (TO THE HILT, Dick Hanson) pic.twitter.com/5IL8PCiAZO

— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 16, 2019

10. Her wheat-colored nest.

in the latest edition of the audubon, read how birds relate the pubic hair of your loved ones!!! https://t.co/aW0ZNWCBId

— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 20, 2019

9. The breasts.

Today on dudes are not allowed to write, ever. pic.twitter.com/uBfhotj9dc

— Jess (@sequence_fairy) January 10, 2019

8. Nipple-weary.

i've cringed so hard i'm inside-out (BIG BREASTS + WIDE HIP, Mo Yan) pic.twitter.com/HyQE9DXVhK

— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 19, 2019

7. I obviously need to get to know my boobs better.

breasts now have entire personalities pic.twitter.com/VqIqOfE7FY

— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 17, 2019

6. Can you say “rape-y?”

"dressed like that, she has to be up for it" oh cool so bc she's dressed a certain way she's deserving of a certain treatment?? THAT'S NOT RAPEY AT ALL #submission (KILLING EVE Vol2, Luke Jennings) pic.twitter.com/9P3kmKc8WV

— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 16, 2019

5. Never you worry, ladies.

Also the full part of the passage is just as bad pic.twitter.com/NfXnhzWJlZ

— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 20, 2019

4. Skim alert.

This guy is at it CONSTANTLY. https://t.co/SS3Jf5O7e8

— Roberta Seaport (@ambrotypes) August 19, 2019

3. A decent little pooper.

I know this is meant to be "horror satire" but that is no excuse for literally any of this (LULLABY, Chuck Palahniuk) pic.twitter.com/ow3rpzq16G

— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 18, 2019

2. Is that supposed to be a good thing?

It's not sexist if you're comparing her to a boy!!! pic.twitter.com/kMOes6aLYM

— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 17, 2019

1. IDK I’d be reaching for the pepper spray.

If a man "strode up to me" and took control I'd be yelling for the cops #submission (ORIGIN, Dan Brown) pic.twitter.com/PZ9Uin8f8Y

— Men Write Women (@men_write_women) August 16, 2019

I’m off to walk “boobily” to the kitchen for a cookie that will somehow never find its way to my waist!

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August 7, 2019

Ladies, Your Boobs Will Be Cool All Summer with These Freezable Bra Inserts

Ladies, listen up!

Can’t stand the summer heat mixed with boob sweat? Fret no more. There is a product out that will keep you cool and fresh even on the hottest days: Bra Coolers!

Forget about that gross line of perspiration that appears on your shirts, right under your bra line. And the best part is?

These Bra Coolers are made to fit all bra sizes! Yippee!

Photo Credit: Polar Products

A company called Polar Products, led by creator William Graessle, is revolutionizing the cooling garment game – it’s “a leading worldwide manufacturer of body cooling and hot/cold therapy products.”

Since the company’s inception in 1984, Graessle’s “cooling garments [have been] used worldwide to cool surgeons in hot operating rooms, workers in sweltering factory conditions, military personnel out in the field” and more. Those all sound like important uses for the technology, but let’s be real…boob sweat reduction is the future.

What are Bra Coolers?

Exactly as the name suggests, Bra Coolers are oval-shaped packs filled with a special cooling agent intended to be worn in your bra. Are you worried your nipples may freeze from contact? Nope! The cooling agent is set to stay at 58 degrees – just right.

They are made not to need a freezer around to chill them. Customers can use a refrigerator or even a cooler of ice water. Those hot days at a tailgate? No problem.

Each cooling pack maintains temperature for about two hours, depending on activity, breast size, and body metabolism.

What do they look like?

Photo Credit: Polar Products

Each order comes with four cooling packs and two cotton covers. The products are discrete enough to travel with, so you don’t have to worry about any undue embarrassment. So far Polar Products only has “light blue” covers available, but I suppose boob sweat doesn’t need fancy colors – leave that to your bras.

Since they come in a four-pack, you can keep an extra pair handy at home, at work (shhh…), or in a cooler on the way to an event.

Who would buy these?

Um? Every woman?

But if you need a more practical reason think pregnancy, PMS, menopause, or simply summer heat.

How much do Bra Coolers cost?

Don’t worry, you won’t need to sacrifice your first child or even your left breast. Bra Coolers are super affordable…like $37 and change, affordable. That breaks down to $18.50 per boob, which is a small price to pay for comfort.

So get your cooler packs now and go beat the summer heat.

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