Take all of my money! Just take it!
I’ll be honest, I have a tendency to spend my money on stupid things. For example, I recently just ordered a 5-pack of headlamps from Amazon. A 5-PACK. Even I recognize that headlamps don’t need to be sold in a 5-pack, and I bought the 5-pack!
Though I guess you never know when you and your friends will get stuck in a cave…or something.
Do you do this, too? If so, these tweets will speak to your soul.
1. Ask and you shall receive.
[marriage counseling]
She thinks I'm foolish with money
"He used our life savings to buy a tiger"
YOU SAID YOU WANTED A CAT, KAREN
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) June 14, 2017
2. This was necessary.
WIFE:There's NOTHING else u could've spent our money on?
ME [putting a tuxedo on my pug] obviously there is but he doesn't suit casual wear
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) April 13, 2017
3. That makes sense.
me: ya of course i'll pay a $8 delivery fee
also me: 35¢ for potato? no no no no no no no no
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) January 8, 2017
4. You have your priorities.
If only I was as invested in budgeting and staying money-conscious as I am with the Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson engagement news.
— ella marie cajayon (@ellatweetedthis) June 11, 2018
5. Don’t do it!
— mistlehoe (@allend0rk) April 17, 2018
6. Seriously…
u bums are still spending $6.50 on starbucks fraps omg…. grow up and spend $6.50 on boba like the rest of us cultured adults
— megan (@littlestwayne) August 10, 2017
7. Just keep it to yourself.
Slot machines seem like such an obvious waste of money to me… but I bought an "ugly sweater" just for a party… so I can't really say shit.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 7, 2016
8. Why not?
Me: I need to save my money and stop spending it on pointless junk!
Me 5 minutes later: I should buy a chain belt that reads B O A T D I V A
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) June 2, 2018
9. The big time.
I would like to think money won’t change me, but I won $5 on a scratch-off lottery ticket and immediately bought name brand aluminum foil.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) February 2, 2018
10. I’d like to forget it.
* Woman buying wine and cookies
Cashier:
"Do you want your receipt?"Woman:
"Does this look like a transaction I want to remember."— Overheard (@realoverheardla) June 8, 2018
11. That’s an essential.
“I’m only spending money on essentials”
Also me: pic.twitter.com/GqbOt8IZyU— adam.the.creator (@AdamPadilla) March 26, 2018
12. That’s not a good feeling.
When you can't stop spending money on food pic.twitter.com/QaFvtDXz3S
— Not Will Ferrell (@itsWillyFerrell) July 4, 2015
13. You did your best!
I only spent $9,842 on bras and panties at the Victoria’s Secret Semi-Annual Sale. Nothing like saving money.
— Stacey (@skittle624) December 29, 2017
Do us a favor: in the comments, tell us the last really dumb thing you spent your money on. Let’s see if we can out-do each other!
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