Here’s a Defense of the English Language as Told by a Very Passionate Tumblr Blog

People who learn English as a second language will often tell you that it’s not exactly easy. There are a lot of things about English that just don’t make sense at all, especially when you’ve grown up speaking something else.

However, the same can be said for other languages… it’s just really fun to make fun of English since it’s still globally a very powerful language.

One person recently took to Tumblr to offer up a quick defense of English. It’s a great thing to keep in your back pocket if you feel like you might ever need it.

For starters, there are a few things about English that actually make it kind of easy. Take tone, for example: unlike Cantonese, the meaning of words in English don’t change based on how you say them.

English also doesn’t concern itself with whether or not “they” is male or female, unlike Spanish and French.

As someone who has been trying to learn both for years, I can confirm that this can be mighty confusing.

And unlike Arabic, English doesn’t have a separate tense for speaking to two people at the same time.

While the tone of this post is harsh, the person manages to get their point across: English is just as tricky as any other language, but possibly not any more so.

Of course, people had a lot to say about all of this. Mostly, they were surprised that the original poster didn’t really explain just how confusing some languages can be.

They also shared more details about other languages not mentioned.

And, of course, the word y’all somehow made it into the conversation.

What do you think of this person’s thoughts? Have you ever tried to learn another language?

Let us know how it went in the comments!

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A Loan Sharks Stepped in When the Worst Roommate of All Time Stole From Everyone to Gamble

People have been dealing with bad roommates for as long as we’ve been living with others in our home.

Having a roommate can alleviate a lot of financial stress when it comes to paying rent and the bills on time, but if you have a roommate who steals, the opposite is true.

One guy recently shared the story of how his terrible roommate “Kevin” stole, gambled, and ended up dealing with loan sharks in the end.

It all started because Kevin needed somewhere to stay and the guy’s friend needed help with rent.

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At first, Kevin seemed fine, right?

Alas… it was too good to be true. It turns out Kevin had a bit of an online gambling problem.

Unfortunately, it seems that Kevin wasn’t exactly good at gambling.

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If only Kevin had actually been telling the truth! Instead, he decided to totally double-cross the friend who let him move in at the beginning.

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That’s truly messed up! It’s one thing to wreck your own life, but to take innocent people down with you is cold.

The guy was able to get it sorted out, but then… some pretty intimidating people started showing up to collect on Kevin’s debits.

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Luckily, the friend knew exactly what to do with that address.

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I think it’s safe to say that Kevin got what was coming to him.

Here’s what Reddit had to say…

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I mean, did people think Kevin had what was coming to him? Yeah they did.

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And some surprising love for… loan sharks!

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What was your favorite part of this story? It has to be that ending, right? Let us know what you think in the comments!

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This Woman Set Tumblr Aflame After Claiming That Fish Aren’t Animals

Have you ever witnessed one of those conversations online that you just know is going to turn into a big mess?

That’s exactly what this conversation is like. One woman decided to let Tumblr know that vegans can eat fish because she doesn’t believe that fish are animals.

As you can imagine, this set off a veritable firestorm of debate.

It starts off with a bang: why are all these vegans eating salmon? Veganism is a lifestyle choice that requires adoptees to avoid animal products in every part of their life, whenever possible.

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The first person correctly pointed out that vegans probably aren’t eating salmon… since fish are animals.

But the original commenter decides to double down.

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It’s not really a question: fish are animals. I repeat: fish are animals.

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It’s helpful that another person pointed out that also… eating salmon doesn’t inherently give you salmonella.

One person seems to believe that maybe the woman had her lifestyle choice words wrong. Perhaps she meant pescatarian?

The original poster is uninterested in debating the actual term, because she is way more focused on proving her erroneous beliefs about fish.

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Unfortunately for her, the actual definition of fish literally includes the word animal.

When confronted with this information, the woman denies, denies, denies.

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She doesn’t just deny it once, either: she keeps going as if everyone can’t scroll up and see exactly what she wrote.

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Can you believe the audacity of this woman to deny her own blatant misinformation? It’s pretty galling.

What part of this story is your favorite? Make sure you let us know in the comments!

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Tumblr Users Proves That Sometimes It’s Impossible to Really Break an Old Habit

Habits are formed after we perform an action often enough that it becomes ingrained in our brain.

Some habits are helpful, especially those that pertain to our work and to our goals.

Other habits are honestly a little annoying, especially if they’re something we do every day because we have to, not because we want to.

People on Tumblr shared the habit that they have yet to break, and the hilarious consequences that result, and the stories are pretty fantastic.

For starters: if you think having a toddler at home is tough, imagine being how being surrounded by them at work impacts your life.

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To say nothing of what flight attendants go through!

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And teachers, of course, definitely have a lot of repetition in their day.

But if anyone can really claim to be king or queen of repeating the same two or three phrases all day, it’s anyone who works in customer service.

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…but at least this person managed to say something nice!

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Those preschool teacher expressions really, really stick with you:

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Sometimes, those odd work habits even end up being useful when one is out in the wild.

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But then again… unfortunately, sometimes the opposite is true.

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Luckily for our pets, sometimes they even end up benefiting from our weird work habits. Kind of.

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And again, working in customer service for a longtime certainly comes with pretty unique pros and cons.

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Do you have a work-related habit that is hard to break and a funny story to go with it?

Tell us all about it in the comments! After all, it can’t be any worse than some of these.

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People Imagines a World Where Devils and Angels Bond Over Sandwich Choices

Devils and angels aren’t supposed to get along, right? After all, one represents all that is dark and sinful, and the other represents all that is light and good.

But… we also all know that in the real world, there’s a little bit of dark and light in each of us.

People on Tumblr decided to play with this idea a bit, and ended up imagining a world where angels and devils bond over their sandwich selections.

Because honestly.,. why not?

It all starts when someone accidentally summons a demon while putting their own sandwich together.

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See? Demons can be nice, too!

The next person decided to keep the story going, and made it even more fun.

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Eventually, the demons reveal that they’re totally into having conversations about the same stuff most of us like.

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The demon even ends up just coming over to hang out and be themselves, sandwich or no sandwich.

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It’s all fun and games until you realize the angels have caught wind of the fact that someone is summoning demons.

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It turns out the angel was sent for a different reason… but now he’s game to join in on the fun.

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The angel is confused, but also kind of into it? Maybe.

Soon, the angel is bringing their friends.

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It turns out that while the angels don’t really have a lot of personal drama to share, they’re extremely into Earth’s drama.

Eventually, of course, the angels and the demons meet.

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You eventually realize that basically, you’re now mediating an estranged family situation.

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We all knew Lucifer and Michael were going to meet up, right?

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Who doesn’t love to bond over food and drink?

It all really sounds quite lovely.

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But of course, the rumor mill is still running.

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Eventually, even the top guys want to see what exactly is going on at your house!

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Alas… not all fights can be mended over sandwiches. Maybe next time!

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