These Things Are Surprisingly Safe for Human Consumption

I think sometimes we eat a lot of things that we really shouldn’t. As the mother of toddlers, I absolutely know this is true – and as someone who has made more than one call to poison control, I also know for sure that there aren’t as many things that can kill us as you might think.

Here are 15 things you’d probably guess shouldn’t be ingested – but that are, as it turns out, totally safe for human consumption.

15. Not actual peanuts, but…

Some packing peanuts are actually made out of corn starch.

They of course aren’t produced in a food safe environment, and all of the nutritional components like sugars are removed so as not to attract bugs.

But yeah, most styrofoam peanuts are edible.

The ones that aren’t made of corn starch, though, are made of polystyrene, a petroleum-based plastic. So definitely do your research before you decide to sample some packing peanuts.

14. But potentially painful to eat.

Euell Gibbons: “Many parts of the pine tree are edible.”

Pine needle tea is a very good source of vitamin c

13. We’re just special that way.

Caffeine.

That stuff plants evolved to make it so nothing could eat them, it kills most other creatures.

Meanwhile us humans are like ZOOM.

12. That sounds about right.

A whole box of Nivea cream apparently.

I ate an entire box of Nivea cream when I was a toddler and the only aftereffect was that my poop smelled nice for a while.

11. Maybe it’s not a great thing.

Nicotine is the same. Also opium. And capsaicin. And onion/garlic flavor.

These are all anti-pest chemicals that humans love because we are questionably-designed garbage disposals.

10. He had nice breath, anyway.

Had a severely alcoholic patient drink two large bottles of Mouth Wash (Listerine etc) every day for about 15 years.

You’d think nearly 10,000 bottles of Mouth Wash would kill a man, but no. At least, not very quickly.

9. SMALL amounts, people.

Petroleum Jelly – small amounts have been used as laxative and stool softener.

8. Don’t eat the bees!

You can eat everything inside of a natural beehive, including the bees. Just don’t get stung!

My roommate didn’t believe me when I got honeycomb from a local farmers market and ate it by the spoonful.

Usually I just crush it to get the honey out then spit out the comb, but I chewed up and swallowed a whole chunk just to prove to him that you could do it.

7. Do not try this at home.

Charcoal.

Well, not the one you’d buy for BBQs, but medical charcoal has a similar composition and is not only safe, but awesome at cleaning up some unfortunate gastrointestinal interlopers.

6. Good to know?

When I had my gallbladder removed a few months ago, the doc told me, apropos of nothing, I could eat the stones they let me keep.

I mean, I guess they’re mostly cholesterol, so it makes sense.

5. In case of an apocalypse.

Animals with rabies.

Just avoid the saliva glands and that general area.

4. They probably know what they’re doing.

Some indigenous tribes eat clay in small amounts due to the minerals and texture.

I have two cousins adopted from a Haitian orphanage. The orphanage basically took lard and mixed it with small amounts of dirt to feed to the kids.

I imagine it was more “filler” than any notable benefits, but still, crazy to think about.

3. But it stains.

methylene blue

…Though it’ll make your pee turn blue

It stains really badly. You can get blue underwear, blue toilet bowl, blue car seats.

(Most people who take methylene blue have bladder control problems)

2. That’s just encouraging people.

Ballistol

It’s a general purpose oil for lubrication and rust protection and can be used for metal, wood, and leather.

It’s completely safe to drink, and it even smells like liqorice.

1. I’m sorry, what?

Shellac.

Yes. The stuff they use to seal wood.

It’s used in everything from finger nail polish to candy.

Its secreted by a bug.

Yummy.

Color me surprised (even with those toddlers)!

What’s something else that belongs on this list? If you’ve got a surprise up your sleeve, share it with us down in the comments.

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People Discuss the Weird Things They’ve Found After Music Festivals and Other Events

I’m not really one for big music festivals these days, but when I was a teenager I loved going to the Warped Tour every summer.

All the biggest punk bands playing on a few stages in the miserable heat for ten hours? Count me in!

And the people watching was just great, as you can probably imagine.

But I often wondered about the people who had to clean up the place after all the fans left for the day…

Some of these responses give me a good idea of what they saw.

AskReddit users talked about the unusual things they’ve found at festivals and events. Let’s get weird!

1. All the good stuff.

“I used to walk around the raves and look on the ground with a flashlight, found a multitude of great things.

In one night I would find a baggies ecstacy pills, cocaine + assorted drugs, 30+ lighters, hundreds of dollars in cash, jewelry and so many articles of clothing.

That was the average each weekend.”

2. Carny life.

“Worked as a carny a few seasons.

The zipper operator would straight up guard his ride’s area to loot it in the morning after it’s use. Many cell phones, wallets, cash and tons of change.

He knew how to operate it so well that he could spin certain tubs (full of riders) excessively if they looked drunk or like they might be unwilling donors. He made more in ground scores than he made operating and moving the ride.”

3. Raiding party.

“Having had all our sh*t stolen (including train tickets home) when I went one year, I was stranded at the campsite with my mates after everyone had left.

After 2 hours we managed to find bus tickets home, an LV bag, 200 cans of beer (and two buggies to carry them on), around twenty power banks, an iPhone, loads of tents full of excrement, about ten unknown pills.

A couple of bongs, loads of pairs of crutches, about an ounce of weed… Came across a YURT style tent worth about £1k and disassembled that to take home too.

W came across other groups of people raiding the abandoned tents and all congregated and piled every single inflatable mattress we could find in a giant pile and jumped onto it from up a tree.”

4. You probably need this.

“I’m an event manager for corporate conferences and trade shows.

Best thing I’ve seen left behind was from a large well known medical company. They left an unopened / brand new defibrillator that you’d see in an emergency room. When I called and told them they had left it behind they said to keep it.

So naturally I googled the item – retail cost $5K.”

5. I wonder who it is…

“I can’t disclose much due to the NDA I signed but I cleaned for an annual Christmas party thrown by a multi billionaire type guy a couple years in a row.

I’ve found little baggies of pills and powders, jewelry of all kinds and n*pple pasties and panties in all sizes. I’ve seen a half naked drunk chick try diving into a pool and splitting her head open and ODs of all kinds.

Man I miss cleaning for those parties. I got to attend the wild parties AND get paid for it!”

6. Gross.

“A pig’s head.

Crew had roasted a whole pig during set up and someone off their head decided to take the left over head for a walk around site Monday morning of the festival.

It was actually a bit messed up, saw a few freaked out people afterwards and had to convince them it wasn’t real so they would calm down. It was dumped in a hedge somewhere until crew found it and disposed of it properly.”

7. OH MY GOD.

“Talladega, circa 2005.

Dead body under a mountain of beer cans.”

8. I’ll take that!

“I was cleaning after a festival once and a guy next to me found a gallon ziplock bag half filled with weed.

Once he look at it further he realized there was an iPhone and a roll of money in the bag as well.

Needless to say, he was happy.”

9. How does this work?

“I have no idea how people are getting it on in the middle of the dance floor, but my god I have become desensitized to used condoms at this point.

Some genres are worse than others, but I just want to know how?

Like you are literally surrounded by people, you have security watching the crowd like a hawk, and some how you manage to get it on. What?”

10. Biker rallies.

“Sturgis Motorcycle Rally: Millions of bikers converge into one small town every August here in South Dakota.

There’s a huge venue/campground called the Buffalo Chip.

Keys and blowup dolls are some of the most common things left behind.”

11. Yeehaw!

“I worked Talladega clean up.

For those that don’t know, it’s a NASCAR track in Alabama. The most savage rednecks go here to be absolutely crazy. S*x, drugs, and TONS of alcohol. Well I’ve found condoms, full bottles of liquor, bunch of weed, syringes, a drone, a pistol buried in mud, and a destroyed cell phone.

That was one time. And I was one of about 50 workers.”

12. Wild.

“Best time to go is Saturday and Sunday night. Just take a walk in high traffic areas with your head down. You’ll find lots of drugs and cash.

The craziest thing I’ve ever came across though was just a huge coincidence. I was at a festival about 750km from my home town. It was Sunday midnight and I was just dancing through the darkness on half an Oz of mushrooms I noticed a flash of white out of the corner of my eye near the forests edge. Turns out it was someone’s provincial ID card.

Not just anyone’s. It belonged to a girl from my hometown I haven’t seen in years. Given her lifestyle its not strange she lost her ID while f*cked up at a festival.

It was just a crazy coincidence that the only ID I’ve ever found in years of festival going, far from home, at a festival with 9000 people, happened to be someone I knew pretty well.”

How about you?

Have you ever found something weird at a festival or an event?

If so, share your stories with us in the comments. Thanks a lot!

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People Discuss Things That Were Around 10 Years Ago That Don’t Exist Anymore

I remember when I got Nintendo.

My brother and I BEGGED my parents for it for a few months and boom! There it was under the tree on Christmas day.

And you know what? I never, ever upgraded. I never got another gaming system ever again in my whole life. Which was fine with me, because I loved (and still love) the original Nintendo.

But everyone else I knew seemed to forget about it and moved on to other systems in a hurry…

I guess some things just fall by the wayside…

What was around 10 years ago that doesn’t exist anymore?

Here’s what folks on AskReddit had to say.

1. Remember when?

“Livejournal.

I mean, it still exists but when the Russians bought it everyone bailed.”

2. Cool animation.

“Flash animation on youtube before YouTube’s copyright went on steroids.

There were some really funny and good animations on there with music that you can’t use now in your videos. A lot of these flash animations started on newgrounds and moved to youtube to only die out.

So many good artists who made these got screwed over thanks to the bs copyright strikes.”

3. Not fun anymore.

“Fun pop music.

Nowadays it’s all sad gloomy stuff that just floats and doesn’t go anywhere with overproduced trap beats.”

4. What did you stumble upon?

“Man I would spend hours on StumbleUpon back in the day.

Found a ton of awesome sites and resources.”

5. All of these.

“Kongregate

Miniclip

Kizi Games

Borne Games

My favorite game personally was sly and fox, it captivated me as a kid.”

6. Too spread out now.

“Netflix streaming that had everything in one godd*mn place.

I can’t wait for all these streaming services to start making deals and bundling with each other, effectively just reinventing a moderately better version of cable.”

7. A good spot.

“RadioShack is the ONLY place I can ever think of when people come into my work looking for fuses that we don’t carry, or can’t get.

I honestly don’t know where to refer them to anymore. RadioShack was THE place to go for that stuff.”

8. What did I do?!?!

“Pressing internet button on your phone accidentally then spending 2 minutes frantically pressing the back button for fear of charging your parents what felt like hundreds of dollars to load google.”

9. That’s crazy.

“The median house price in Sydney is $1.68 million.

Australian house prices have compounded at 7% for 30 years, wages have increased 3%.

If your parents aren’t rich you can’t afford a house.”

10. The phone game.

“Blackberry smartphones. The real ones, not the fake ones they kind of have now.

The old school BlackBerry with brick breaker is hands down the best phone I ever had.

I miss it so much.”

11. What happened to them?

“Do you guys remember those snap bracelets that you would snap on your wrist?

I swear I haven’t seen one of those since like 2010/2011.”

12. I miss mine!

“Flip phones.

I had 2 over the years.

Loved those phones.”

13. This is sad.

“My three adult son’s sweet childhood days.

Oh, how I LOVED being a mom to little boys, having a purpose, how much fun we had, how much we laughed, always having a house full of kids, love, the wonderful chaos of three little boys, brothers, childhood, becoming a teenager, and young men. I adored them.

They are grown now, and not one of them speaks to me. Two I haven’t seen in over two years. I recently moved to a new home about a half hour away, not one helped during the move, and not one has come to visit, even though I bought it in a place I know they’d love to come.

I don’t expect anything different anymore. The Loneliness is Deadening. My grief profound. My heart numb. Never in a million years did I see this coming. I miss my children’s love. I miss it so much.”

What are some more things that were around 10 years ago that aren’t around anymore?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know!

Thanks in advance!

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People Share What They Really Wanted as Kids That Seems Crappy Now That They’re Adults

Did you ever want something when you were young and when you got a little bit older, you thought to yourself, “actually, that sounds pretty terrible”?

I’m sure you have, because we all do that.

Hey, you’re not gonna want the same things in life when you’re 12-years-old AND when you’re 25, ya know?

What did you really want as a kid that just seems downright sh*tty now?

Here’s how AskReddit users responded.

1. Not into it anymore.

“Like 40 dogs. Inside.

Little me thought it would be a wonderland.

Adult me just sees the food bills, vet bills, smells and maintenance.”

2. Dreaming of horses.

“A horse.

A really pretty dappled gray with a long wavy mane and big dark eyes. And he would run right up to the fence to greet me and beg to go for a ride, and riding him would be my whole job because someone would pay me to do it, and I’d have a big house and a nice clean barn and a covered arena and acres upon acres of green pastures.

Man, I was a stupid little kid. Can’t even afford a second cat right now, let alone a privacy fence between my yard and the neighbor’s. Acres of land, my *ss.”

3. No more swords!

“A collection of sharpened, combat ready swords.

Katanas, longswords, claymores, falchions, cutlasses, I wanted to own all of them. Not just prop swords either, gotta be the real deal.

As an adult, I realize that 1) having a bunch of swords is pointless, and 2) unless it is a legit collection of historical pieces, it comes off as pretty trashy.”

4. Pretty expensive.

“A pool, as a kid I was always jealous of my neighbours because they had one. I now realise that a pool is basically a really expensive pet.

It needs your constant attention and, if you don’t know what you’re doing, you can kill it.

The cost of maintenance alone was enough of a turn off for me.”

5. Didn’t work out.

“From watching Spongebob, I used to think being a fry cook was the coolest thing ever.

Then I actually got a job as a fry cook and it was the shi*ttiest thing ever, with low wages and borderline abusive management.”

6. This still sounds amazing to me.

“I wanted a moat around my house, filled with alligators, and you had to get across on a rope swing.

There would be a drawbridge, but only my grandma would be allowed to use it cuz I liked my grandma.”

7. No, thank you!

“Tons of snow. I loved snow days.

As an adult it’s anxiety inducing.

Wondering if you will get in trouble for calling out of work, childcare and how to get the car out of the d*mn snow.

It’s too much.”

8. FAME.

“To be extremely famous.

I believe that if I were to ever achieve fame I would want it to be for something in my career or if I had an insane talent. Otherwise, I feel like I am unworthy of fame.

Even now, I like to edit videos for youtube and while I could be a YT I can’t ever want to be EXTREMELY “famous”, I’d like to be underrated but still seen.

I wouldn’t want to be in shows, or how other young people who are famous in media are unless it was similar to my brand.”

9. How much is this gonna cost?

“A car.

I was never a “cars” boy, but I did have the sort of understanding a car was a necessity. Now that I have one, I realize that these things are a constant tug-o-war between great convenience, and massive money-drain.

Anytime something goes wrong, I can’t help but dread what I imagine will be a major money sink.”

10. It’s not fair!

“To be an adult.

Too many responsibilities and obligations and bills and… just f*ck it all.

When you’re a kid you spend all your time wanting to be an adult.

When you become an adult you keep wanting to go back to being a kid.”

11. Probably a lot of work.

“A monkey.

There were a lot of movies and TV shows on when I was growing up where they featured monkeys that people dressed up like babies.

They just fit into the family somewhere between babies and pets.

WTH was I thinking?”

12. No TVs in the bedroom!

“A TV in my room.

As an adult, I can’t stand having a TV in the bedroom.”

How about you?

What did you think looked awesome as a kid that seems pretty sh*tty these days?

Talk to us in the comments. Thanks a lot!

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Medical Folks, What’s the Worst Misconception a Patient Had About the Human Body? People Responded.

I feel like when a lot of people are having health issues, they go one of two ways: they either self-diagnose from Web M.D. and they think they’re dying, or they totally ignore it and only go see a doctor at the last minute when a lot of damage is already done.

That’s why you go see a professional in these situations, people!

Medical workers on AskReddit talked about BIG misconceptions that people have had about their bodies. Let’s take a look.

1. Wrong!

“Nurse here.

We work with patients with kidney issues. Our biggest misconception…

The product “No Salt” is totally safe to eat…..WRONG!

No Salt is a potassium based product to mimic salt texture for food…but now puts you into a whole new issue with having high potassium from frequent use, leading to cramping, arrhythmias, and even death.”

2. Magical honey fortress.

“Patient with seafood allergy presents to ER with swollen lips, hives, itchy throat.

Provider takes a history asking if the patient could’ve been exposed to seafood or cross contamination. Have they eaten new food or at a new establishment? The whole nine. While being treated, patient adamantly denies this. They keep trying to figure out what the allergen could’ve been because it’s a pretty strong reaction.

Eventually the patient gets frustrated and admits they ate shrimp pasta but it CAN’T be from that because he took two tablespoons of honey first and “it coats things in there.” As in, shrimp can somehow not penetrate the magical honey fortress.”

3. Are you sure about that?

“I’ve had male patients in my audiology clinic tell me they have fallopian tube issues.

Perhaps I shouldn’t assume they mean eustachian tube issues, but I do.”

4. Trippy.

““How are you feeling today?”

“Not great, I have a cough that starts from an emotion in my throat and chest. That emotion disturbs me.”

It was a bacterial pneumonia. His roommate is a neighborhood “spiritual guru”.”

5. Where’s the face?!?!

“Baby came out face down .

The father freaked out his child was born without a face.

We had a good laugh after.”

6. Not exactly…

“Had a mother ask if it was true that the soft spot of her baby’s head was “like a whale blow hole” that he could breathe out of.

Apparently her own mother had told her that.”

7. Oh, boy…

“Well, I had one girl that really thought if she had s*x in the shower she could not get pregnant because all the sperm must fall out and go down the drain.

Her boyfriend had been convinced as well…

They did, indeed, end up pregnant. There had been A LOT of standup shower s*x.”

8. Ugh!

“I caught a patient drinking his own urine once.

He thought it would help heal him, somehow.

I have never looked at a water pitcher the same way and I always check to make sure it’s water.”

9. It’s normal, sir.

“I had the father of a baby absolutely beside himself because his newborn baby had no teeth.”

10. Please don’t do that.

“”What do you mean, I can’t eat an entire fruit cake? Isn’t fruit supposed to be healty?”

From a diabetic type 2 with a blood sugar level of 450 mg/dl.”

11. Missed that class, I guess.

“I had to explain to a pregnant woman once that the baby is coming out of her v*gina.

She was almost six months pregnant and was horrified, I think she thought all babies were just C- sectioned out.”

12. What are you talking about?

“I had a patient who needed a tooth extracted.

Young teenage girl, obviously very sheltered. She was telling me how bad it hurts and I asked her what she takes for pain.

“I apply a little clove oil to it when it keeps me up at night.” I asked if that works and she goes “Um… not really.”

When I told patient and mom to control post-operative pain with ibuprofen and acetaminophen, they looked at me like I had grown a second head.”

13. It goes away, right?

“There seems to be a common misconception that diabetes only needs to be treated temporarily and then it will go away, in the absence of lifestyle changes. I have seen this a lot in primary care.

“Do you have diabetes”

“No, I used to and finished my medication”

Check labs and surprise surprise, extra uncontrolled diabetes.”

Have you ever heard someone talk about really bad misconceptions about the human body?

If so, please tell us your stories in the comments.

We look forward to hearing from you.

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Vintage Toys That Are Too Dangerous For Kids Today

Safety standards have changed over the years, and many of the things we gave to babies and children (or put them to sleep with or on) years ago would horrifying parents today.

It can be fun to think about handing certain beloved toys down to our children and grandchildren, but we all know we have a few that need to go straight into the trash (they’re too dangerous even for a garage sale).

These 17 people are naming the toys that might have gotten them killed, but luckily didn’t.

17. We were all totally unsupervised.

A chemistry set. My brother and I were totally unsupervised and never followed the instructions. We just mixed chemicals together at random to see what would happen. I remember one combination turned into this really smelly black foam-like substance.

My dad and his brothers didn’t have a chemistry set. But their father did let them play with mercury in his workshop. They also taught themselves to make…zip guns, I think they were called? Basically, guns crafted from parts like car antennas.

16. I remember “playing” with mercury, too.

My dentist used to give me Vials of Mercury to bring to school for show and tell. My parents bought me a rock collection at a natural history museum that included a chunk of asbestos from which you could pull fibrous material.

We also had metal trucks with extremely sharp edges and lead based paint jobs.

15. They were learning, though!

My Dad was born in the 50s and chemistry sets in his day did not f*ck around. They had all kinds of chemicals in them that if mixed together could start fires or cause explosions – which may be fine in very small quantities but the chemistry sets explicitly did not give directions of how much or how little to use.

I think he said his chemistry set also came with a small amount of radioactive material (which I’m pretty sure was harmless unless you eat it).

His parents made him move to the garage when he started doing experiments so he didn’t blow up the house.

Anyway he went on to become a scientist so the chemistry sets did something right.

14. So many pyros.

Ohio Blue Tip matches. My grandma let us carry the box out her back door to burn shit. Strike anywhere! Boom- fire. Not sure how I survived.

13. An auspicious start.

As a kid in the 60s, my uncle looked up “gunpowder” in the family encyclopedia and headed off to the pharmacy with his pocket money. He could barely reach up to the counter, but they were happy to sell him a pound of each ingredient.

He now has a PhD in chemistry, and most of his peers have similar stories.

12. Oopsie.

I have a crayon melter that melts crayons and lets you pour it into molds so you could make your own crayons and rings

turns out production stopped because of a failure to stop the heater from being turned on if the lid was opened

11. Dried chickpeas for the win.

Not zip guns but as kids we would make these weapons out of a 10″ PVC tube and a balloon. You tie the balloon to one end, drop a pebble or small rock into the other end, pull back the pebble inside the balloon and let it go.

Those f*ckers would break skin and cause serious damage (broke a friend’s glasses once). You could also use dried beans as ammo.

10. Technically.

I had the (potentially) even more dangerous version, a mini metal melter to make jewelry, in the late ’90s-early ’00s. Technically, it had a safety latch and wouldn’t switch on unless the plastic lid was closed over the smelter (?)… or a curious pre-teen Penguin decides to jam a pen into it and disable the mechanism.

Lots of unsafe fun was had.

9. You can’t forget the smell.

I had an incredibly heavy metal square looking robot that spit smoke it produced from burning oil. It smelled noxious and was heavy enough it could have easily been a murder weapon.

8. Sounds safe.

I remember a toy we had called Creepy Crawlers, it was basically an Easy Bake Oven for boys, instead baking food you put plastic into metal molds that were shaped like various insects.

After it was in the oven for a while you would take it out and have a new plastic or rubber “Creepy Crawler”

7. None of this spongey stuff.

Not a toy, but playgrounds were plunked down onto asphalt and concrete.

6. We really did have so much fun.

I had one that let me melt down metal and pour it into molds. Playing unsupervised with molten metal was lots of fun!

I remember making the motorcycle, skull, and wizard. Had a skull ring along with a magician and motorcycle necklace.

Even tried melting down other random stuff but it usually wasn’t hot enough.

5. The burning skin…

In the late 90s my elementary school had a metal slide about 15ft tall. The ladder to climb up, and the “railing” around the 1ft wide platform at the top were made of skinny metal tubing that got slick af when it was wet. The sides of the slide were about 6 inches tall, super easy to just go over the edge. Several kids fell or were pushed off over the years when I was there. One boy had to be hospitalized not once, not twice, but three times after jumping off it.

Around 2001 the school tore it down and replaced it with an extremely lame plastic slide about 8ft tall, with sides about 1ft tall.

Oh, and I have a children’s science textbook from the 1930s that describes all sorts of experiments with electricity kids can do with the power outlets in their home. What could go wrong?

4. He’ll never be the same.

I had a large red plastic toy box that looked like a treasure chest in my bedroom closet growing up. When I was around 7, late at night the toy box would start taking to me from the closet, calling my name, Michael, in a low, creaky voice. For weeks, I was terrified to fall asleep because I knew I’d wake up to the voice again, yet every morning when the sun filled my room I’d open the lid to the box and it would just be toys, like it should be.

Finally, I was able to convince my mom that I wasn’t making it up, and got her to sleep in my room that night with me, and shortly thereafter she woke me up with “Michael wake up, I hear it”.

Long story short, we discovered it was my Talking K.I.T.T. with very low batteries, talking away in slow motion by itself.

I don’t know if those should be illegal, but I definitely feel like the experience damaged me.

3. Indeed.

I had that barbie that was pregnant. And the My Little Pony one. The 80’s were a different time….

2. Also the candy ones.

We had these weird fake cigarettes that actually allowed you to blow smoke that was quite realistic. We freaked out a lot of adults with them.

There were these “fake” cigarettes that were white sugar with one end that was (“glowing”?) red that were sold in a packet of ten; each was wrapped in a round cigarette paper. I think Fanny Farmer Candies sold them.

1. That seems safe.

I never owned one, but you could buy a radioactive science kit that came with real radioactive material and a geiger counter.

Sometimes the new safety standards make me want to roll my eyes, but it’s probably a good thing these toys went away, yeah?

What toy would you add to the list? Share it with us in the comments!

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Vintage Toys That Are Too Dangerous For Kids Today

Safety standards have changed over the years, and many of the things we gave to babies and children (or put them to sleep with or on) years ago would horrifying parents today.

It can be fun to think about handing certain beloved toys down to our children and grandchildren, but we all know we have a few that need to go straight into the trash (they’re too dangerous even for a garage sale).

These 17 people are naming the toys that might have gotten them killed, but luckily didn’t.

17. We were all totally unsupervised.

A chemistry set. My brother and I were totally unsupervised and never followed the instructions. We just mixed chemicals together at random to see what would happen. I remember one combination turned into this really smelly black foam-like substance.

My dad and his brothers didn’t have a chemistry set. But their father did let them play with mercury in his workshop. They also taught themselves to make…zip guns, I think they were called? Basically, guns crafted from parts like car antennas.

16. I remember “playing” with mercury, too.

My dentist used to give me Vials of Mercury to bring to school for show and tell. My parents bought me a rock collection at a natural history museum that included a chunk of asbestos from which you could pull fibrous material.

We also had metal trucks with extremely sharp edges and lead based paint jobs.

15. They were learning, though!

My Dad was born in the 50s and chemistry sets in his day did not f*ck around. They had all kinds of chemicals in them that if mixed together could start fires or cause explosions – which may be fine in very small quantities but the chemistry sets explicitly did not give directions of how much or how little to use.

I think he said his chemistry set also came with a small amount of radioactive material (which I’m pretty sure was harmless unless you eat it).

His parents made him move to the garage when he started doing experiments so he didn’t blow up the house.

Anyway he went on to become a scientist so the chemistry sets did something right.

14. So many pyros.

Ohio Blue Tip matches. My grandma let us carry the box out her back door to burn shit. Strike anywhere! Boom- fire. Not sure how I survived.

13. An auspicious start.

As a kid in the 60s, my uncle looked up “gunpowder” in the family encyclopedia and headed off to the pharmacy with his pocket money. He could barely reach up to the counter, but they were happy to sell him a pound of each ingredient.

He now has a PhD in chemistry, and most of his peers have similar stories.

12. Oopsie.

I have a crayon melter that melts crayons and lets you pour it into molds so you could make your own crayons and rings

turns out production stopped because of a failure to stop the heater from being turned on if the lid was opened

11. Dried chickpeas for the win.

Not zip guns but as kids we would make these weapons out of a 10″ PVC tube and a balloon. You tie the balloon to one end, drop a pebble or small rock into the other end, pull back the pebble inside the balloon and let it go.

Those f*ckers would break skin and cause serious damage (broke a friend’s glasses once). You could also use dried beans as ammo.

10. Technically.

I had the (potentially) even more dangerous version, a mini metal melter to make jewelry, in the late ’90s-early ’00s. Technically, it had a safety latch and wouldn’t switch on unless the plastic lid was closed over the smelter (?)… or a curious pre-teen Penguin decides to jam a pen into it and disable the mechanism.

Lots of unsafe fun was had.

9. You can’t forget the smell.

I had an incredibly heavy metal square looking robot that spit smoke it produced from burning oil. It smelled noxious and was heavy enough it could have easily been a murder weapon.

8. Sounds safe.

I remember a toy we had called Creepy Crawlers, it was basically an Easy Bake Oven for boys, instead baking food you put plastic into metal molds that were shaped like various insects.

After it was in the oven for a while you would take it out and have a new plastic or rubber “Creepy Crawler”

7. None of this spongey stuff.

Not a toy, but playgrounds were plunked down onto asphalt and concrete.

6. We really did have so much fun.

I had one that let me melt down metal and pour it into molds. Playing unsupervised with molten metal was lots of fun!

I remember making the motorcycle, skull, and wizard. Had a skull ring along with a magician and motorcycle necklace.

Even tried melting down other random stuff but it usually wasn’t hot enough.

5. The burning skin…

In the late 90s my elementary school had a metal slide about 15ft tall. The ladder to climb up, and the “railing” around the 1ft wide platform at the top were made of skinny metal tubing that got slick af when it was wet. The sides of the slide were about 6 inches tall, super easy to just go over the edge. Several kids fell or were pushed off over the years when I was there. One boy had to be hospitalized not once, not twice, but three times after jumping off it.

Around 2001 the school tore it down and replaced it with an extremely lame plastic slide about 8ft tall, with sides about 1ft tall.

Oh, and I have a children’s science textbook from the 1930s that describes all sorts of experiments with electricity kids can do with the power outlets in their home. What could go wrong?

4. He’ll never be the same.

I had a large red plastic toy box that looked like a treasure chest in my bedroom closet growing up. When I was around 7, late at night the toy box would start taking to me from the closet, calling my name, Michael, in a low, creaky voice. For weeks, I was terrified to fall asleep because I knew I’d wake up to the voice again, yet every morning when the sun filled my room I’d open the lid to the box and it would just be toys, like it should be.

Finally, I was able to convince my mom that I wasn’t making it up, and got her to sleep in my room that night with me, and shortly thereafter she woke me up with “Michael wake up, I hear it”.

Long story short, we discovered it was my Talking K.I.T.T. with very low batteries, talking away in slow motion by itself.

I don’t know if those should be illegal, but I definitely feel like the experience damaged me.

3. Indeed.

I had that barbie that was pregnant. And the My Little Pony one. The 80’s were a different time….

2. Also the candy ones.

We had these weird fake cigarettes that actually allowed you to blow smoke that was quite realistic. We freaked out a lot of adults with them.

There were these “fake” cigarettes that were white sugar with one end that was (“glowing”?) red that were sold in a packet of ten; each was wrapped in a round cigarette paper. I think Fanny Farmer Candies sold them.

1. That seems safe.

I never owned one, but you could buy a radioactive science kit that came with real radioactive material and a geiger counter.

Sometimes the new safety standards make me want to roll my eyes, but it’s probably a good thing these toys went away, yeah?

What toy would you add to the list? Share it with us in the comments!

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People Share Brutal and Honest New Slogans For Popular Brands

There are many businesses and products and other types of offerings out there that just, you know…they’re not doing their best. Or maybe they are, and it’s just not good enough.

Sometimes we can simply avoid those brands and our lives are better for it, but sometimes they’re things that, for one reason or another, we have to continue to use.

Those are the moments that call for these hilarious, brutal, and honest rebrandings, because there’s nothing else to do when you love to hate something that won’t get out of your life.

21. I hope you have a good vacuum.

Nature valley bars: F**k you! Here’s some crumbs.

20. Bless everyone still holding on.

Tinder: Pay extra to stop us from co*kblocking you.

19. There’s something about the way they present things in there…

Target : When you’ll pay a little more to not shop at Walmart.

18. It’s not like Disneyland.

WalMart: you’re near broke but you need stuff.

Wal-Mart: Our mascot is the only employee smiling.

17. Only if you take Canadian money.

Pepsi: is Pepsi ok?

16. Hahaha we know you don’t have any good options.

Comcast: The number one choice for people with no choice.

15. It’s why we love them.

Its late.

You’re stoned.

We’re still open.

Taco Bell

14. Oof. That hurts.

Gap Kids: for kids by kids.

“And we pass the slavings onto you!”–spokesperson Hershel “Krusty the Klown” Krustofsky

13. In more ways than one.

Ex-Lax: Because you’ve got sh%t to do.

12. Not a one.

Friskies – 42 Flavors Your Cat Won’t Eat

11. Hopefully, anyway.

Ramen: you get paid in a few days.

10. At least we know what they’re doing.

EA: Bringing Gambling Addiction to your Phone

Konami: Sales are mandatory, effort not recommended.

9. Regret is for later.

McDonalds: Eat it you filthy animal.

You don’t feel full. You just feel… different.

8. They must be afraid to write anything these days.

The onion: this wasn’t supposed to be a prediction.

The Onion: We were just fucking about and someone took us seriously

7. Also have some blisters.

Payless Shoes: Pay less. Get less. Buy another pair in 4 months.

6. Some of these are hitting a little bit hard, y’all.

The Simpsons: We don’t predict the future.

The problems of the 90s were never fixed.

5. No one knows about history anyway.

Chiquita Bananas: It was only a few massacres, not like you can find other banana brands anyway.

4. And none of them are pleasant.

Hot Pockets: Every bite is a different temperature

3. We’ve got you right where we want you.

1-800- Flowers—-waited till the last minute? pay up mother fucker.

2. Eh, they’re just there to collect data.

Instagram: When you want to feel terrible about your inadequate life.

1. Hope you enjoy!

Nestle: “children died to bring you this!”

Nestle: “Taste the Oppression!”

Perfection, each and every one.

What would you add to this list? Make us laugh in the comments!

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Brand Slogans That Are Totally Brutal…But True

It can be kind of fun to think up alternate slogans for your favorite brands of foods, electronics, stores, what have you – especially when you get to be brutally honest about their strengths and weaknesses. And I mean, people love truth, so who knows?

Maybe they would work.

Scroll through these 17 totally honest (but sometimes cringeworthy) slogans for popular brands and tell me what you think in the comments.

17. You must be thinking of Wendy’s.

McDonald’s: …what ice cream machine?

16. They’re the king of the available options.

Burger King: Because Wendy’s is closed.

15. You get what you pay for, eh?

Spirit Airlines: “We got you there alive. What else do you f*cking want?”

I was on a Spirit flight where the attendant said “last year we were rated last in customer service! Don’t test me, okay?”

14. Free mints with every purchase.

Altoids – Use the box for anything else.

13. But I mean. It’s fine.

“I Instantly Believe This Isn’t Butter”

12. Just you and the shelves.

Staples: No one actually works here.

Honestly I think you could just walk out with as much as you can carry and they wouldn’t even notice, much less do anything about it

11. *chef’s kiss*

Reddit: you don’t have to read shampoo bottles anymore while taking a dump.

Reddit: social media for the socially inept

10. It’s better than swimming the channel, mate.

Ryanair – What are you gonna do, walk?

9. So many levels. Bravo.

Viagra: Try it. How hard can it be?

8. They still make those?

Yellow pages – here, you throw this away.

Yellow Pages – We printed out a portion of the internet for you!

7. They just keep trying.

United Airlines: We’re not happy until you’re not happy.

When United delayed our flight, the dude just told us, “Bet you wish you paid that little extra for Alaska over there” and gestured over to the Alaska Airlines kiosk.

6. Same food, different shapes.

Taco Bell: You can make 32 different things with those 5 ingredients, why mess with perfection?

5. Also we know that’s why you bought them.

Q-tips: listen, from a liability standpoint we have to tell you to not stick these in your ears. But we’re not your mother. You do what the f*ck you want.

4. No exceptions.

WebMD.com: We promise, it’s cancer. always.

Symptoms include: *having skin.. *eating… *breathing

3. You might as well be comfortable.

Nike: let’s face it, you’re not going to actually do it.

2. We still exist!

Bing: even we’re surprised you’re using us!

1. And an update is available.

Adobe: We don’t sell products, we sell product rentals.

These are just spot on, don’t you think?

What brutally honest slogan could you come up with? Lay it on us in the comments!

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Fast Food Workers Discuss What Menu Items They Would Never Order

When we go out for some (relatively) cheap food at a joint where you go through a drive thru or order at a counter, we’re not expecting to get gourmet or healthy fare.

That said, most of us hope, at least, that what we’re putting in our mouths is going to be what was advertised, and won’t be, you know. Gross.

If you really want to avoid any nasty mishaps in the future, listen up – these 14 employees are telling you what you should never, ever order.

14. That’s quite a story.

Dairy Queen strawberry cheesecake blizzard.

When the cheesecake gets low you’re supposed to fill it up a certain way where the new cheesecake goes on bottom and what’s left of the old stuff is put on top to ensure it’s used first and it all stays fresh. Well let me tell you that shit is like a brick after it’s been in the container long enough, you constantly take it out and put it back so it’s always thawing and refreezing and essentially freezing together.

This is why absolutely NO ONE rotates the cheese cake. I once dropped the cheese cake container onto the tile and the chunk in bottom cracked in half and came out…. it had become almost like 98% mold. We’d been using it without rotating it for months

13. As long as its fresh.

Former BK employee of 6 years here. The food was actually good if it was fresh. The issue is the staff/management. Sauce bottles would never get completely emptied and cleaned. People wouldn’t change their gloves between doing different tasks, or would be texting with those gloves then make your food. Also, all the items that go into making your food (lettuce, cheese, etc) was all tracked via time stickers (think a little clock).

So if you brought out new cheese, the rules were it could only be left at room temp for 4 hours. If you brought it out at 12, you’d mark the sticker for 4PM, at that point you should have thrown it away. Well that never happened. Everything got stickers replaced to make sure they were always good in case of surprise inspection.

Whenever I’d train people I gave a few rules to live by:

  • If it’s dirty, clean it.
  • If it’s out of place, organize it.
  • If you wouldn’t eat it, don’t serve it.

From a customer perspective, always order your food with a slight modification (light Mayo).

This will ensure your food is made fresh instead of you getting one that has been made previously to speed things up; however, can’t guarantee the food it’s being made with is fresh.

12. Thank goodness for small favors.

I work at Pizza Hut but honestly it’s all pretty lit I wouldn’t have an issue eating any of it m

Thought I would help you guys realize not everything is sketchy lol

11. No one knows what’s in there.

My bro managed a Weinerschnitzel.

Unbelievably they catered lunch for a few local high schools. (As did Ameci’s Pizza). The chili wasn’t up to school standard and they had to add more meat to it in order to pass LAUSD code.

Of course they used old burgers, dogs, and expired ground beef from the freezer. Bro bluntly told me, “Never eat our chili.”

10. I’m so sorry.

So I’m a rat guy. I block them out of restaurants.

I was doing my thing one night, and the restaurant owner is on the phone, trying to get his fryer filter repaired. He told me he’d been trying for weeks but the co was booked solid.

I’ve got a degree in engineering, so I said I’d check it out. I managed to get it apart, and get a look inside.

Inside were two large dead rats, or what was left of them, bones and fluff mostly. They had got in the machine via the purge pipe, and got stuck inside.

So for probably a month or two, all the fried food from this establishment had been cooked in oil that had been filtered through two rotting rats…

9. A word to the wise.

I worked at a pizza place that was infested with roaches, especially in the back room where we would leave the pizza dough out to sit.

We would also find roaches in the ice maker, in the mechanical parts as well as the ice itself.

If a restaurant has roaches nothing is safe.

8. If they wanted homestyle chicken they’d go to Chick-Fil-A.

I worked at Wendy’s nobody ever fucking orders the homestyle chicken so if you do it’s probably been sitting in a warmer tray for an hour or two since we just can’t afford to throw out the old ones all the time but have to keep some on hand

It will probably be hard and dry and we probably won’t give you a refund

7. It’s such a good sandwich, though.

When that Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich came out with all that hype I gave in and decided to try Popeyes for the first time.

Walked inside to see the filthiest eating establishment I’ve ever seen, stepped on two massive roaches that crunched beneath my feet and a trash can overflowing to my right.

I’m ashamed to say I still proceeded to order the meal lol.

6. They can survive anywhere.

Did a month at Golden Corral during my senior year of high school.

Roaches. In. The. Meat. Freezer.

Roaches. In. The. M e a t. F r e e z e r.

5. E. coli waiting to happen.

I won’t eat at Bobby’s Burger Palace because I had to go into the kitchen once (my job doesn’t involve food but this particular instance required going into the kitchen) and there were full Roach traps everywhere.

I also saw an employee grab a knife from what looked like a dirty container of haphazardly strewn about kitchen utensils, start chopping lettuce without washing it, and then scraping the knife on the edge of a trash can to remove excess and go right back to chopping.

4. Put this one on the list.

I worked for Noodles & Co for a few years and I would honestly eat everything on the menu. The sauce ingredients come from a corporate kitchen and get combined/made to order, the veggies were prepped fresh twice a day or more if needed and tossed at the end of the day, we pulled out all the kitchen equipment and deck scrubbed constantly.

I’ve been fortunate to work in restaurants I wasn’t embarrassed by for most of my working life.

3. A kernel of truth.

Worked at a small fast food place and during training my manager got mad at me for throwing out slimy corn.

She showed me how she would just rinse the slime off in the sink and put it back. I find corn suspicious now.

2. Not all places are created equal.

Cleanliness and not serving bad food varies from store to store. The Taco Bell I worked at took pride in our cleanliness* and we followed food safety rules. During down times we’d get lent out to other stores. We came back from some and we were all “dude. Never ever eat there”.

*We always passed the health Department inspections with flying colors. The only points we ever got taken off for was once not realizing that they had changed how far off the floor shelving had to be and our sprayer nozzle was too low. Considering the inspections were always a surprise, that’s pretty damned good.

1. No one cleans those things.

I was a shift supervisor at a fast food place and years later, I still refuse to eat anything with ice cream in it.

The machine we had was always covered in mold and spoiled cream while the owner’s “fix” was to scrape off a layer of mold and spray some clorox on it.

Welp, I think I’m going to be cooking at home for awhile, how about you?

If you’ve worked fast food, drop your own warnings in the comments!

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