Women Have a Higher Pain Tolerance and 8 More Behind-the-Scenes Secrets From Tattoo Artists

Every job has secrets that would surprise those who aren’t in the know. Tattoo artists are part of so many of our lives these days, though, that the things they’re keeping behind closed doors are of particular difference.

Also, you figure that tattoo artists see some pretty interesting characters, and therefore have some pretty great stories to tell right?

Buckle up.

10. You should look at their portfolios.

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Even if you go in knowing what you want, they still appreciate it if you take the time to look at their work.

This is something that’s going on your body for all eternity – you shouldn’t be in such a hurry that you can’t even check the talent of the person doing it.

9. It’s tough on the body.

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They spend all day and night hunched over sketch pads and human canvases.

Back, neck, and eye problems are common.

8. Whatever the trend is, it’s boring.

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In particular, tattoo artists are really tired of doing infinity symbols.

It’s simple, and super boring to do over and over again, even if all the coolest celebrities are doing it.

7. Apprentices get hazed.

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Tattooing is a tough industry to get into at all, so apprentices aren’t going to complain about the hazing – which will probably including piercings and/or tattoos.

If you want to play with the big boys, you’ve got to sacrifice, right?

6. Mistakes are common.

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The best tattoo artists know how to cover them up so you’ll never know it happened – a bit of contrast, a little flourish – even better than the original!

5. They practice on themselves.

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There’s a lot of training that takes place before an apprentice is let loose on a client – first, they practice on themselves (and sometimes oranges, fake skin, and pig’s ears).

4. Women have a higher pain tolerance.

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Most artists agree that the more alpha male a guy is, the lower his pain threshold is likely to be.

Women, on the other hand, handle even larger tattoos with much more pluck.

3. They think your parents are right.

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Most experienced tattoo artists will decline face, neck and hand tattoos for younger people – things are changing, but not that quickly.

They could affect things like a kid’s ability to get a job or into a good college.

Your parents are right – you can’t really grasp the full ramifications of your actions at 18.

2. There are only three names you should put on your body.

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Your pets, your kids, or a deceased relative.

That’s it.

1. They only serve who they want.

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Professional tattoo artists reserve the right to refuse to ink any tattoo, or any person, and pretty much for any reason.

They all have their lines – finger tattoos that won’t last, intricate designs that will blur, something that simply isn’t a specialty, whatever.

They get most of their business from referrals, so having subpar work out there doesn’t work in their favor.

Their names are their livelihood, and that means more than the money they would receive from a single commission.

I never would have guessed some of these things!

If you’re a tattoo artist, tell us your trade secrets in the comments!

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Check out These Photos of “Accidental Coffee Art”

Have you ever looked into your coffee cup (or somewhere that you might have spilled coffee) and said, “Hey! That looks just like Elvis!”

Or maybe something similar to that? I know I have!

It’s kind of looking up into the clouds and seeing all kinds of shapes, patterns, faces, etc.

These folks all shared photos of the cool and interesting things that they happened to see in their “accidental coffee art.”

Let’s take a look!

1. Like an atomic bomb.

That’s pretty cool!

2. That’s a good one!

Here, froggy…

3. That is the definition of accidental art.

Just take it all in…

Spilled my coffee and accidentaly created art. from pics

4. I’m shocked!

But I’m still gonna drink it.

5. Wow! Amazing!

Can’t believe this was an accident.

Accidentally created a porcupine by pouring instant coffee over an Americano. from mildlyinteresting

6. There goes the flying unicorn.

Up, up, and away!

My morning coffee had a flying unicorn in it. from mildlyinteresting

7. Stay out of the water.

Beware of shark attacks.

Shark shaped coffee stain from mildlyinteresting

8. Have a nice day.

Well, that’s a good sign.

This is how my coffee machine greeted me today. from funny

9. That is nuts.

Pretty accurate, I think.

This coffee stain on my cup vaguely resembles a world map. from mildlyinteresting

10. Chomp, chomp, chomp.

There he goes!

Coffee stain on my floor look like pac-man eating a pellet from mildlyinteresting

11. This could be an omen.

What do you think?

My coffee left a stain that looks like a skull from mildlyinteresting

12. Hope you had a good Halloween!

Stay safe out there!

Okay, now it’s your turn!

Have you ever accidentally captured any art in your food or drink?

If so, please share some pics with us in the comments. We’d love to hear from you!

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Take a Look at These Funny Parodies of Vintage Album Covers

I’ve spent a decent amount of time at record stores, thrift stores, and garage sales digging through vinyl to try to uncover some gems.

And yes, for every 15,000 Blue Oyster Cult records that you flip through, you come across a really rare LP every once in a while that makes you scratch your head in amazement.

But I bet even the most seasoned record collector has never stumbled upon these albums. Why, you ask? Because the funny folks behind an Instagram page called Obscurest Vinyl take vintage records and make big jokes out of them…and they’re very funny.

Enjoy these photos of records that I personally really wish existed in real life…

1. A fun weekend activity.

I hope they find her!

2. That’s not good.

But I hope it works out!

3. This isn’t creepy at all.

It kind of looks like my house.

4. Don’t do it!

You’re gonna regret it!

5. Just checking in!

And good luck with everything!

6. This seems very inappropriate.

And are we sure that they are father and daughter?

7. That’s romance, people.

Just let it all soak in.

8. Wow…gonna need to give this one a listen.

You never know until you try.

9. I think I’m gonna be sick.

That was very rude!

10. Yikes…a bit over the top.

Also, how does it taste?

11. This is a very sad record.

You’ve been warned about this one.

12. I can’t believe what they did to Fats!

Not cool!

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, please tell us what old album covers you think would be good candidates for these folks to make over.

Thanks in advance!

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Enjoy These Funny Parodies of Vintage Album Covers

Are you a record collector? Or maybe you’re even a total record NERD?

Hey, I’m right there with you! I love going to record stores and flipping through vinyl to try to add to my collection.

And, as someone who enjoys records, I got a really huge kick out of an Instagram account called Obscurest Vinyl that takes vintage albums and makes completely new and ridiculous LP covers that are pretty hilarious…and inappropriate.

Hey, it’s right up my alley!

Take a look at these record covers that we really wish existed in real life…enjoy…

1. Looks like a lot of fun!

You’ve done this before, right?

2. Well, that’s inappropriate.

Especially if those people are strangers.

3. Totally grossed out now.

Thanks a lot!

4. You didn’t have to do that!

But I’m glad that you did!

5. Yes, she’s still doing it…

Don’t look behind you, whatever you do.

6. She should give it a shot!

I think it would look great.

7. That really killed the mood.

You need to come up with some new pick-up lines.

8. I have not!

Tell me how it works!

9. He seems like a great guy.

He must be a real ladykiller!

10. I think that might be the same person.

Or maybe my eyes are playing tricks on me.

11. This just seems too complicated.

I’m throwing in the towel on this one.

12. Let’s end with this gem.

I’ll let you interpret this one for yourself…

Those are great!

Do you know of any old album covers that you think these folks should make over in their style?

If so, talk to us in the comments and share some photos. Thanks!

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A Mom’s Comics Capture Distance Learning in All Its Glory

All of us are coping with 2020 in our own ways.

Some of us are drinking, some of us are screaming into pillows or crying in the shower, and some of us are grabbing tight to any personal outlet of creativity we can muster the energy to use.

For author, illustrator, and mother of two Adrienne Hedger, that means shifting the subject of her beloved comics to capture the insanity of working from home while your kids are learning from home.

Here are 12 of my personal favorites.

12. Yeah the answer is no.

How about you stop asking.

11. You have to assume someone’s camera is always on.

It’s taking spying to a whole new level.

10. There’s just so much to manage.

Take a deep breath.

9. I’m with the kid on this one.

Time has no meaning.

8. This is known.

It happens to the best of us.

7. This has been the best part of Zoom.

You know I’m right.

6. Bless elementary school teachers.

All of the time, but especially now.

5. And yet you do handle it.

Because I mean, what choice do we have?

4. It is a time-honored tradition.

Whether in person or online.

3. If you can help, please do.

Some struggles might be greater than your own.

2. I think we all know the answer to that.

Kids, am I right? And yet you kind of identify.

1. Why are they like this?

Oh, right, because they’re your kids.

I think we can all relate to these!

What’s been the hardest ball for you to keep in the air? Tell us in the comments!

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How Your Tattoos Might Be Messing With Your Sweat Glands

Tattoos are very common today. Back in the day, only fun ladies and military dudes (or I suppose convicts) really sported ink on a regular basis, but since the nineties, they’ve continued to trend as a common, if permanent, accessory.

Perhaps that’s why scientists are really just beginning to wonder whether or not there could be any long- or short-term effects of having ink deposited right beneath your skin – and this recent study seems to conclude that one of those effects could be a poor ability to sweat.

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The paper was published in the Journal of Applied Physiology, and featured a pretty small sample size of 10 participants. The subjects wore tube-lined suits containing warm water, which induced them to sweat – though skin covered by a tattoo or tattoos produced 15% less sweat than skin left unmarked.

This research joins more like it, like another small 2017 study that used an electric current to produce sweat, and found that inked skin produced 50% less perspiration, but is belied by at least one study that found no difference in sweating ability between inked and non-inked skin.

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There doesn’t seem to be conclusive evidence, nor does the study make any comment on why or how a tattoo could affect one’s ability to sweat.

For now, it seems like you’re safe to continue amassing as much ink as you like, though if this does eventually prove to be an issue, the more tattoos you have, the more trouble you might have cooling off on a hot day.

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Then again, people with full body tattoos have been staying cool with no trouble since forever, so you’re probably fine either way.

You do you, my friend, and leave the scientists to their business.

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You Might Want to Center Your Holiday Decor Around These Adorable Baby Grinch Dolls

You’ve probably spent years perfecting the balance of Santa, Mrs. Claus, the reindeers, and that blasted Elf on the Shelf that litter your shelves, walls, mantles, and the like, but listen – sometimes, when something adorable and delightful comes along, you have to be willing to mix things up.

And as family holiday films go, who doesn’t love How the Grinch Stole Christmas?

It’s sweet, wholesome, funny, has a great message (plus Jim Carrey!), and the best part?

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No one expects these cute little baby Grinches to move and get into some kind of trouble every night.

The dolls are 18 inches long, weighted, and hand-painted – the latter part is the reason one will set you back around $300.

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They’re from the Etsy shop Worbla Crafts, where you can also nab yourself a Pennywise doll for your autumnal decor, or a Baby Yoda doll that’s obviously perfect year round.

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The baby Grinch, modeled on the baby we meet in Carrey’s version of the story, has green fuzzy fur/hair all over its head, arms, and legs. It comes with a Christmas outfit and a baby blanket, so it’s ready for its spot in your household – one I’m positive it will occupy for years to come.

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You can request a doll to be made and shipped to you in around 3 weeks, and you’ll get to choose its outfit in that case, as well.

One sort of looks like something Santa would wear, and one is a candy-can striped pajamas and a matching hat – you know, the sort of thing your kiddos refuse to wear for you any more!

I don’t know about you, but this one seems like it might be worth the splurge!

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These Designers Had One Job and Blew It

You only had one job!

How many times have you heard that in your life? Or maybe that’s just me that’s heard that over and over throughout the years…

Anyway, you would think that people who make their living as designers would be pretty tuned into the idea that the DESIGN of whatever product they’re designing is the most important thing and it can’t be messed up. AT ALL.

But, apparently, these people didn’t get that memo because these final designs are NG…and that means NO GOOD.

Take a look at these design fails and keep your fingers crossed that these folks still have jobs…

1. Let’s all give THONKS for our blessings.

THONK you very much!

Give Thonks from CrappyDesign

2. That’s really not pleasant to look at.

My eyes! They’re burning!

Kind of a crappy design if you ask me from designfails

3. There might be something wrong with that milk…

What happened here?

Yess milk from designfails

4. Mixed messagses.

We’re You’re Not ‘Til Not Happy? Got it!

We’re You’re Not ‘Til Not Happy? from designfails

5. I think they meant to say Ho Ho Ho.

This sign now has a whole new meaning.

Something isn’t right here from ShittyDesign

6. They really nailed the packaging.

Wow…this is something else…

Ah yes the cherry gum from ShittyDesign

7. A sad state of affairs.

This is NOT GOOD.

Didn’t think about the doors being open did they? from designfails

8. Oh, gross! Ewwwww!

Bad sticker placement! Very bad!

Yes, Ew. from designfails

9. I’ll take the chips, without chips.

Does that make sense?

Would you like your chips with or without chips? from CrappyDesign

10. Click right there.

Will this work?

Click here on a newspaper from designfails

11. Be sure to practice.

Now I’m scared…

Why?? from designfails

12. You have to climb in.

Well, do you want pizza or not?!?!

Feel like this should be here from designfails

13. Just imagine…

This is a real mind-bender.

Hmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor from designfails

Okay, now it’s your turn!

Have you seen any really, really bad designs lately?

If so, please share them with us in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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10 Times Disney Movies Handled Serious Subjects in a Beautiful Way

Disney is known for its magical amusement parks and children’s movies. I myself am a BIG Disney movie fan. (I still have some of the originals on VHS tape!)

But Disney movies aren’t all singing candlesticks and beautiful princesses. Many Disney movies tackle real issues, with characters experiencing universal emotions like loss, grief, remorse, and heartbreak.

Some of these moments stick with us more than others. Grab your tissues, folks. You’re gonna need them as we revisit some of the best instances where Disney movies handled serious subjects beautifully.

1. Quasimodo is dehumanized and ridiculed because of his appearance, The Hunchback of Notre Dame:

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Disney’s animated interpretation of Victor Hugo’s novel is ripe with serious subjects, but the most painful moment to sit through is the scene in which Quasimodo is attacked by a mob.

His guardian/jailer Archdeacon Claude Frollo sits by as a crowd of malicious revelers tie Quasimodo to a spinning wheel and hurtle tomatoes and the like at his face.

Only when Esmerelda steps in does this horrible assault halt.

There’s a lot going on in this moment. It shows the fleeting nature of celebrity and humanity’s capacity for cruelty, but in Esmerelda we see bravery and compassion.

2. Riley’s depression, Inside Out.

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Riley and her family have just moved to a new city, away from Riley’s school, her friends on the hockey team, and pretty much everything she’s known.

Moving is a major life stressor for anyone, but especially children, who have no real control in situations like this.

In the climax of the movie, Riley is unable to feel any emotions at all. Audience members see this as Riley being in a state of depression.

Depression is another common ailment that can be hard to talk about, even more so with kids.

Inside Out provides an example of how in moments of crisis like this, reaching out to the ones you love is the best step to take for your own health and safety.

3. Jesse’s abandonment, Toy Story 2

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I told you to grab tissues. Cue the Sarah McLachlan. Who could forget Jesse’s heartbreaking song, “When Somebody Loved Me,” about the child who loved, and ultimately, left her?

Abandonment is another universal experience, regardless of age, and like every difficult experience, it can be even harder for children to process.

Luckily, we see Jesse chooses to put herself out there again, despite her fear, and learn that not everyone who loves you will leave you in a box by the side of the road.

4. When Coco remembers her family, Coco

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In Coco, protagonist Miguel travels to the Land of the Dead, where he uncovers lost secrets about his family’s tragic past.

In this tender, emotional ending scene, our hero Miguel bravely defy his abuelita’s wishes, and sings “Remember Me,” to his great-grandmother, who at this point is almost completely non-responsive.

Little does his family realize, this is exactly the song Coco needs to hear to remember herself and her family.

5. “Lost,” Lilo and Stitch

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Lilo is a great example of a child dealing with grief. Having lost their parents in a car crash, Lilo and her sister Nani struggle to rebuild their family unit.

Stitch (who is very much an alien, not a dog) is also dealing with difficult emotions of his own. He has no parents, no family, and vocalizes that he feels, “Lost.”

Together these two navigate their anger, loneliness, and strong desire to find “ohana” by creating a new, found family.

6. Mufasa’s death, The Lion King

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Few Disney deaths hit so hard as Mufasa being trampled to death in The Lion King.

Worst of all, we the audience know that his demise is not an unfortunate accident but a deliberate plot on the part of his brother, Scar.

We then see Scar convince little baby Simba that he is to blame. Not only do we see Simba processes the loss of his father, we also see him grappling with survivors guilt.

That’s a lot of one little cub to handle.

8. When Sully says goodbye to Boo, Monsters Inc.

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There’s “good-bye” and then there’s “good-bye.

In this tear-jerker scene, we watch Scully give a final farewell to Boo, the little girl he’s grown to love as if she were his own.

Never has the word “Kitty” wrecked me so hard.

7. Ellie’s inability to get pregnant, Up

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The story of Carl, Ellie, and their life together within the first ten minutes of Up is one of the most beautiful executions of animation and music I’ve ever seen.

We see the couple decide to try getting pregnant, prepare for a baby to arrive, and suddenly we see them receiving devastating news from a doctor.

While we can’t hear what he’s saying, the message is clear: Ellie will not be having a baby.

It is the only time I’ve seen a woman’s reproductive health addresses in a children’s movie, and for those in the audience who can relate to that moment, I’m sure it meant the world to feel seen.

9. Marlin loses almost his entire family, Finding Nemo

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Another Disney/Pixar classic with a heartbreaking beginning.

After being introduced to Marlin and his clown fish family, we very quickly have to say goodbye when a predator attacks.

From this scene we see that everything can be taken from a person, in the blink of an eye, but in the face of incredible loss, we can still find a smidgen of hope to latch onto.

10. Andy says goodbye, Toy Story 3

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There are plenty of moments in the Toy Story saga that have left us in tears, but Andy saying goodbye to his childhood toys is the most heart wrenching of all.

Saying goodbye and moving on to new phases in life is an essential part of growing up, but that doesn’t mean it’s easy. Thankfully, Pixar gave us the most satisfying goodbye imaginable.

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I don’t know if these emotional moments hit me as hard when I was a kid, but as an adult they slay me. I think Disney’s ability to tackle real human emotions is one of their greatest strengths. Instead of talking down to their audience, they create relatable characters who—although they might be toys, monsters, or animals—deal with very human problems.

Which of these serious Disney moments pulls at your heart strings the most?

Let us know in the comments!

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Classical Art Memes Everyone Can Enjoy

Hey, classical art isn’t just for the elite. Nor should it be reserved for museums and fancy homes. The best kind of art is accessible art.

And what’s more accessible than a meme?

You don’t need an art history degree to appreciate these 14 pieces of classical artwork, just a sense of humor!

1. To make a long story short…

…and then this man started painting my portrait.

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2. Welp.

At least she’ll never have to worry about STDs?

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3. “Pssst. Frank. Hey Frank…?”

“It’s ok everyone! He’s just super hungover.”

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4. I bet he has a great personality:

Or, you know…some other good quality…

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5. It was for the best:

She’s better off without him.

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6. #YOLO

Especially if you’re THE EARTH.

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7. “Squirrel!”

At least he has a sheild?

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8. “Here kitty, kitty, kitty…”

I genuinely want to know the actual context for this one.

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9. My old nemesis:

You’re late. Or am I early? I can never remember which way it goes.

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10. I got your nose!

Err, here, let me just…find some glue…

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11. At least He’s consistent:

Death actually looks pretty happy to be choosen!

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12. I knew it!

Excuse me while I set out some baskets…

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13. Hey now, let’s not be hasty…

You really want to walk around naked for the rest of your life?

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14. SIX. FEET. JUDAS.

It’s called social distancing for a reason.

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This is the type of artwork I’d love to see on display. I feel like I really get what the artists were going for. So modern. So old. So…art.

Haha, just kidding! Which one of these artistic memes amused you the most? Let us know in the comments!

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