“Write what you know.” That’s how the saying goes, remember?
Well, maybe men should consider that advice a little harder before they take a crack at writing female characters. Because a lot of them are waaaaaaaaaay off, and, frankly, they sound pretty dumb.
Ladies, on behalf of all males, I apologize for what you’re about to see.
1. Interesting!
We don’t get real pockets in pants because we have tiny purses in our vaginas!!! #thanksforthat #menwritingwomen (Stuart Woods, Desperate Measures) pic.twitter.com/42tTjv5Cs9
— Men Writing Women (@men_write_women) July 29, 2019
2. WTF?
Y’all…why did we allow men to learn to write…#menwritingwomen pic.twitter.com/voohyYhDN6
— Amanda Winkel (@amanda_winkel) July 25, 2019
3. I hate that!
I hate when my titties get in the way of fighting #MansplainWomenProblems #menwritingwomen pic.twitter.com/3I4kO7uyy8
— Men Writing Women (@men_write_women) July 30, 2019
4. Here’s why…
let's not forget this gem either pic.twitter.com/YNSkcwseqC
— medusa's gf (@isapphic) July 24, 2019
5. Oh my god…
6. Weird
Describing a child in a concentration camp ? Talk about her hips and breasts yo.
The author is Ken Follett In case you don't wanna ever support this crap.#menwritingwomen pic.twitter.com/s1sEGDsrRO— العادة السرية (@BelghaSefra) July 23, 2019
7. Not Phillip K. Dick!
8. Mmmmm
Mmm please only describe me as carb-based foods from now on #menwritingwomen pic.twitter.com/d8daWUVXJ6
— Men Writing Women (@men_write_women) July 23, 2019
9. An awful bit
In honor of #MenstrualHygieneDay here's an awful bit from Lindqvist's LITTLE STARS, where he's both oddly attracted to his sister and disgusted by her period. Real gem. #menwritingwomen #MyFirstPeriod pic.twitter.com/TUP33x1X0F
— Men Writing Women (@men_write_women) May 29, 2019
10. Wait, what?
????
What?? pic.twitter.com/PFYpua1VF8— Sunyi Dn (@Blind_Nycteris) July 26, 2019
11. Borrow them
*me to my friend* excuse me, may I please borrow your eyeballs? #menwritingwomen pic.twitter.com/3h92sq2VQ7
— Men Writing Women (@men_write_women) July 30, 2019
12. Get a load of that passage
— ????? (@verypalehipster) March 27, 2019
13. Dear Mr. King…
Tbh I’d love @StephenKing to explain how male nipples respond to fear… pic.twitter.com/QSn3j14QDx
— Men Writing Women (@men_write_women) July 20, 2019
14. Creamy
15. Perfect!
Ah John Grisham with a real number here… can’t be into women if you’re TOO gorgeous hooooboy #menwritingwomen #sexism #johngrisham pic.twitter.com/OBB8UVDHVw
— Men Writing Women (@men_write_women) June 1, 2019
Cringeworthy, isn’t it?
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Here’s the thing: I hate real cats, but I love T.S. Eliot, and I love musical theater…so it’s complicated haha. The CGI was semi-horrifying, but I would listen to Jennifer Hudson sing the ABCs on repeat for hours. Can I miss seeing James Corden playing Bustopher Jones? You know, I can’t. Will I feel as cringe through the whole movie as I did during the trailer? I hope not. The thing I’m holding out hope for is that this baby is choreographed by Andy Blankenbuehler who is a GENIUS (think Hamilton, In The Heights & The Bandstand), and they have some INCREDIBLE dancers in the cast. So if you go back and watch the trailer as a preview for a dance movie, it changes the whole thing. & I always show up for a dance movie. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• That being said, Cats is based off of this book of poetry by T.S. Eliot (yes. THAT gloomy, highbrow T.S. Eliot). Apparently he also had a wonderful sense of humor, a great love of his godchildren (for whom he wrote these poems), and an even greater love for cats. It is clever and joyous, and you should go read it. They’re short and impossible not to smile through. Jury is out on the movie, but the poems have already earned their 5 big
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What did you think of the trailer? Have you seen it on stage before? Thoughts?



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