From the reports I’m hearing from various friends of mine, I’ve learned two things lately…

One: every single person with kids is about to lose their shit because we’ve all been trapped together with our families for months now.

Two: moms and dads really haven’t been able to have ANY alone time at all. And I’m not even talking about with each other, I’m talking about people spending time on their own, alone, enjoying a few moments of peace.

But, by the sounds of it, they definitely need it now more than ever.

Let’s check out these tweets from parents who could really use a little time by themselves.

1. That oughta keep ’em occupied.

At least for a little bit, right?

Whenever I want quiet time, I ask my kid how to Minecraft a Pikachu in Roblox.

— Marl (@Marlebean) May 26, 2020

2. That’s a wild joke that will never happen.

Trust me on this one.

3yo: tell me a joke dad.

Me: okay here’s one…tomorrow you’re going to give me some time to be alone.

3yo: no make it funnier.

Me: okay you’re also going to let me sleep in.

— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) April 18, 2020

3. Problem solved.

You got nothing to worry about!

Me: I hate silence because I can’t be alone with my thoughts

Quarantine with kids: I gotchu

— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) April 25, 2020

4. Not a good idea.

Next time, consider your options.

I told my kid he could play a video game so I could have a moment to sit in silence.

Now all I’m getting is “mom watch this!” and I did not think this through.

— Life at Tiffany’s (@lifeattiffanys) March 18, 2020

5. This sounds like paradise.

Am I dreaming?

WORDS OF AFFIRMATION: I will close the kids outside while you nap.

ACTS OF SERVICE: *closes kids outside while you nap*

TOUCH: *high fives you before closing the kids outside*

GIFTS: Gives you waffles and a mimosa

QUALITY TIME: Time alone to enjoy your drink and your waffles

— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) May 5, 2020

6. Yes, you must leave.

And take your time!

9-year-old: What should we get Mom for Mother's Day?

Me: A little peace and quiet.

9: So we have to leave the house?

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 9, 2020

7. LEAVE ME ALONE.

At least for a little while.

My husband doesn’t understand why I need so much alone time and I’m like I LITERALLY GREW THREE HUMANS AND THEN FED THEM FROM MY BODY FOR OVER A YEAR EACH I HAVEN’T BEEN ALONE IN ALMOST A DECADE

— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) May 8, 2020

8. It doesn’t exist anymore.

But you can hope for the future…

I DRASTICALLY overestimated the amount of alone time my wife and I would have with my kids home 24/7

— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) March 19, 2020

9. That is a good plan.

And you’re damn right! It sounds glorious!

I just made kids run up and down our block 10 times ( don’t worry no one else was out) *because physical education is important.

*because they shut up for the duration of the running, it was glorious!

— Heather #BLM (@dishs_up) March 16, 2020

10. Too late for that.

Any other ideas?

Me: what do you want for mother's day?

Wife: just some peace and quiet

Me: aww well *grabs her hand lovingly* then we shouldn't have had that kid

— The Dad (@thedad) May 7, 2020

11. Now we’re getting somewhere.

Don’t blow this opportunity.

7 got mad at me and didn't talk to me for a while hour.

How do I make all 3 of them mad at me so I get a good solid hours peace?

Wrong answers only.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) May 23, 2020

12. We all knew it wasn’t going to happen.

But we can all wish…

I told my kids to be good and not fight for 20 minutes so I could take a shower in peace, and then we all laughed and laughed.

— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) March 20, 2020

Parents, we sincerely hope that you get some much-deserved alone time very soon.

But before that happens, tell us how it’s going in your household right now. Are you losing your mind? Barely holding on?

Are the kids behaving or are they climbing the walls?

Tell us everything in the comments!

We look forward to hearing from you!

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Parents, are you craving a little quiet time right about now?

It’s especially tough to do right now because of this lockdown that has everyone crammed into close quarters with their families for months on end.

Two words sum up the whole experience: NOT COOL.

We all need alone time and parents especially need some alone time once in a while. But, as you know, it can be tough for them to get any kind of silence.

Parents, these tweets are for you.

1. Take over that fort!

Teach them a lesson.

Family Quarantine Diary: Day 52

Just laid siege on my kid’s fort so I had a place for alone time.

— The Dad (@thedad) May 5, 2020

2. Hey, that’s pretty good!

Pay attention to this mom’s advice.

I just wanted five minutes to drink my coffee so I sent my kid in the other room to look for a toy that’s in my pocket.

Follow me for more parenting hacks.

— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) May 20, 2020

3. The only quiet place.

You gotta do what you gotta do.

If you see a car sitting in an abandoned parking lot, just know it's probably a mom, trying to get some peace, quiet, and work done. #Quarantine

— Kristen Mei Chase (@thatkristen) April 30, 2020

4. No more sunshine, please!

I can’t take this much longer!

parenting makes you do weird things like hate the daylight for waking your kids and preventing them from going to bed

— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) May 21, 2020

5. Just do what you need to do.

And try to keep them occupied!

Quarantine level: I let my 3yo play with playdoh before 8am and I didn’t even try to stop her when she started combining colors cause it gave me a few min of peace and quiet

— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) April 18, 2020

6. You’re not alone…

The baby in your stomach knows…

*Husband takes the kids outside so I can be alone

*Grab a book and sit down to relax ALL BY MYSELF for the first time in 8 weeks

Baby inside my uterus: *kicks* Bitch, you thought.

— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) May 11, 2020

7. You’re preaching to the choir.

And, by the way, it’s not gonna happen.

5yo: Mommy, I want some alone time but my sister won’t leave me be.

Me: Dude, same.

— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) March 17, 2020

8. Silence is golden.

And that’s the best reward anyone can ask for.

Don’t tell my kids but when I say they can play video games as a reward for being done their schoolwork the reward is for me and the reward is silence and being left alone

— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) April 21, 2020

9. A vicious cycle.

But, what are you gonna do?

Crazy that I stay up late every night and consistently feel like crap the next day but will never do it differently because I’m a mom and that’s the only peace and quiet I get.

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) March 25, 2020

10. Words to live by.

You deserve it!

Live ~ Laugh ~ Lock yourself in the bathroom and enjoy some alone time today. You deserve it.

— Moderately Mom (@momtribevibe) May 3, 2020

11. Here comes a meltdown.

I’m warning you!

Husband and kids go out for a walk.

Me: Ahhhhhhh….peace and quiet!

Neighbor: This is a perfect time for circular saw use.

— Ohio mom of two (@OhioMomoftwo) May 24, 2020

12. That’s not a bad idea.

Give it a shot. See if it works.

Homeschooling Tip: if you count Tiktok in their rooms as kids music, dance and PE classes you might get a few hours alone in peace.

— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) April 17, 2020

13. A brilliant maneuver.

Why didn’t I think of that…

[8 AM]
Wife [walking into living room]: What time did you get up?
Me: 5 AM.
Wife: But it’s the weekend! WHY SO EARLY?!
Me [sipping coffee]: I’ve had 3 kid-free hours of silence.
Wife:
Me:
Wife: Why didn't you wake me?

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 25, 2020

Okay, now we want to hear from all the moms and dads out there.

Are you going nuts right about now with absolutely no peace and quiet? How are you getting your alone time? Are you getting ANY alone time?

Talk to us in the comments.

Please and thank you!

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