10 Famous Birthdays to Celebrate in January

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Some of our favorite historical figures were born in the first month of the year. We couldn’t possibly name them all, so here are just a handful of lives we’ll be celebrating.

1. JOAN OF ARC: JANUARY 6, CIRCA 1412

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Joan d’Arc, who lived just 19 years, packed a lot into her short life. When she was 13, Joan began to have visions of herself leading France to victory over England—and though she was just a peasant girl who couldn’t read or write, she had complete faith in her visions. At 16, Joan rejected an arranged marriage to carry out her mission to depose the English King Henry VI and install the French prince Charles as its rightful king. She gathered followers, cut her hair, put on warrior’s armor, and led several successful assaults against the English in 1429. (Though she was in charge of troops and strategy, she didn’t actively participate in combat.) Joan became a hero, Charles took the crown, and her forces grew. But she was captured by Anglo-Burgundians in 1430 and charged with 70 crimes, including witchcraft and cross-dressing. She was burned at the stake on May 30, 1431. On July 6, 1456, Joan d’Arc was declared innocent of heresy, and more than 460 years later, she was declared a saint.

2. ZORA NEALE HURSTON: JANUARY 7, 1891

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Evidence points to Zora Neale Hurston being born in 1891, but she lied about her age in order to get an education after having to work for years. She stuck to her story of being 10 years younger the rest of her life. Hurston became one of the literary stars of the Harlem Renaissance, even as she refused to imbue her works with political goals. She produced novels, nonfiction, and stage plays, usually with great reception and meager profits. Hurston died broke in 1960. Hurston, who had once written to activist W.E.B. Du Bois proposing the creation of “a cemetery for the illustrious Negro dead,” was buried in an unmarked grave in Florida. But in 1973, Alice Walker, author of The Color Purple, put a marker on Hurston’s grave that read “Zora Neale Hurston, A Genius of the South. Novelist, folklorist, anthropologist.”

3. DAVID BOWIE: JANUARY 8, 1947

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Born David Robert Jones, the performer known as David Bowie started playing saxophone at age 13. He assumed his stage name in 1966 and released his first album the next year. He continued to be a trend-setting presence in music and fashion until his death last year at the age of 69, two days after the release of his final album, Blackstar.

4. ELVIS PRESLEY: JANUARY 8, 1935

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Before he became a worldwide superstar in the 1950s, Elvis—who was born in 1935 in Tupelo, Mississippi—was a shy teenager trying to find his place. At his senior prom in Memphis, he told his date he couldn’t dance. He got over that shyness, and danced his way through two episodes of The Milton Berle Show in 1956 with moves that scandalized some viewers.

5. SIMONE DE BEAUVOIR: JANUARY 9, 1908

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As a child, the French writer and existentialist philosopher Simone de Beauvoir attended school at a convent and wanted to become a nun. But at 14, she renounced religion and became an atheist; in 1926, she headed to the Sorbonne to study philosophy. In 1929, she became the ninth woman to take the agrégation in philosophy, a competitive exam that landed those who passed coveted teaching jobs. She came in second to her future partner, John-Paul Sartre—who was taking the test for a second time after failing the first—and, at 21, was the youngest person to pass the exam.

Over the course of her lifetime, De Beauvoir published works of fiction, did some travel writing, authored autobiographies, and penned pieces about ethics and politics. And in her most famous work, The Second Sex (1949), she tackled the patriarchy and the female’s place in society. “She is nothing other than what man decides; she is thus called ‘the sex,’ meaning that the male sees her essentially as a sexed being; for him she is sex, so she is it in the absolute,” De Beauvoir wrote. “She determines and differentiates herself in relation to man, and he does not in relation to her; she is the inessential in front of the essential. He is the Subject; he is the Absolute. She is the Other.”

6. ALEXANDER HAMILTON: JANUARY 11, 1755

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Alexander Hamilton was a Revolutionary War hero, wrote many of the Federalist Papers, founded the Bank of New York, created the federal banking system, became the first Secretary of the Treasury, and founded the U.S. Mint. He was famously shot and killed by Vice President Aaron Burr during a duel in 1804. Today, Hamilton is still on the $10 bill and is the subject of today’s hottest Broadway musical.

7. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.: JANUARY 15, 1929

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On August 28, 1963, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. proclaimed “I Have A Dream” on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. Standing guard was George Raveling, a former basketball player who had been asked to provide extra security at the event. Raveling watched King fold up the speech and, as the Civil Rights leader stepped down from the podium, asked if he could have it. Not realizing how historic the document was, Raveling stashed the pages in a Truman biography for two decades. (It has since been professionally framed and placed in a bank vault.)

8. MUHAMMAD ALI: JANUARY 17, 1942

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Born Cassius Clay in Louisville, Kentucky, Muhammad Ali took the name we know when he converted to Islam. The Olympic gold medalist and World Heavyweight Champion’s career encompassed a wide range of activities outside of boxing, including exhibition matches with wrestlers and recording albums that taught kids to prevent tooth decay.

9. VIRGINIA WOOLF: JANUARY 25, 1882

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The very quotable British author Virginia Woolf was educated at home with her sisters, and as a child created a newspaper to write about the antics of the eight children in her family. Later, she became involved in the Bloomsbury Group, through which she met her husband, essayist Leonard Woolf. The circle of friends were great pranksters. In 1910, Woolf and two others dressed in turbans and caftans and identified themselves to officers of the Royal Navy as the Emperor of Abyssinia and his entourage. They asked for a tour of the HMS Dreadnought—and they got away with it. When the story made the papers, the two men were sentenced to caning, but Virginia was spared punishment.

10. BESSIE COLEMAN: JANUARY 26, 1892

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One of 13 children born to two Texas sharecroppers, Bessie Coleman had a long way to go to become an aviator, but she worked hard to fulfill her dream. When no one in the U.S. would teach a black woman to fly, she learned French and trained at the Somme in 1920. She was not only the first black American woman and the first Native American woman to earn a pilot’s license, she was also the first person of African American descent or Native American descent to hold an international pilot’s license. With further training, she became a barnstormer and gained stardom, all to fuel her dream of opening an aviation school. Sadly, she died when an engine problem in her plane caused her to fall to her death in 1926.


January 1, 2017 – 6:00am

The Weird Week in Review

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SEAL CAUSES STIR IN TASMANIA

A large Australian fur seal roamed the streets of Newstead in Tasmania on Monday. The seal, nicknamed Mr. Lou-seal, appeared to be looking for a good place to nap when he crawled up on the hood of a Toyota. When the heavy seal climbed on to the car’s roof, it did considerable damage. Officers from the Parks and Wildlife department arrived to find the seal asleep. They tranquilized it and took it for a medical exam before a planned release. Newstead is about 30 miles from the ocean; it’s the first time a seal has been reported that far inland in Tasmania.

SANTA CLAUS HAD TO PROVE HIS IDENTITY ON FACEBOOK

Santa Claus is a member of the North Pole City Council in Alaska. Everyone in town knows him, and knows he legally changed his name to Santa Claus years ago. But Facebook didn’t know that, so his Facebook account was suspended on Christmas Day.

Claus said he was never given a reason for being blocked and was asked to verify his identity multiple times.

“They just don’t believe my name is Santa Claus or I live in North Pole,” he said in an interview hours before his access was restored.

Claus said he sent multiple forms of proof of identity, including copies of his passport, Alaska driver’s license and his letter of appointment to the North Pole City Council. Claus also provided Facebook a letter of appointment to the Alaska Public Broadcasting Commission signed by Gov. Bill Walker.

On Tuesday, Facebook reinstated Claus’s Facebook page with apologies. Claus has around 300,000 followers.

MAN FALLS ASLEEP WATCHING ROGUE ONE, IS LOCKED IN THEATER

Most Star Wars fans were too excited to even think of falling asleep during Rogue One, but Justin Haworth of Cornelius, Oregon, had already had a few drinks. He went to a late showing of the movie last Friday and nodded off about 20 minutes into the feature. When he awoke, it was 1 a.m., the theater was locked, and no one was around. He tripped the burglar alarm and waited for the police, but no one came. He called the police’s non-emergency number, but no one answered. Then Haworth called 911. The police, after failing to contact the theater owner, directed him to an emergency exit, where they were waiting for him. Officers were surprised that the theater staff did not find Haworth, but agreed that no crime had been committed.

DOCTOR DISCOVERS BABY’S LEGS PROTRUDING FROM MOTHER’S WOMB

Dr. Pierre-Emmanuel Bouet was astonished when he saw the scan of his pregnant patient at 22 weeks along. The baby’s legs were seen sticking out of the uterus into the mother’s torso on her side. It appears as if the baby had kicked a hole in the side of the womb! How could she suffer such a rupture without pain and bleeding? The Washington Post had an image and the story:

“The fetal legs did not cause the rupture,” Bouet said. Instead, the woman’s history of five C-sections likely led to a tear, in the obstetrician’s view. Because of scarring from the previous births, parts of the uterus remained atypically rigid instead of enlarging during the woman’s latest pregnancy. The uterine wall ruptured when it was unable to expand, causing an inch-long tear (pictured above, marked by the arrows).

The mother was unaware of the rupture and displayed no symptoms. Women with uterine ruptures usually feel pain, Bouet told The Post, brought about by internal bleeding. But the hernia “compressed the walls of the uterine rupture,” he said, “and acted as a hemostatic effect.” That is, the position of the amniocele and baby legs plugged the rupture, preventing blood loss.

Despite the precarious situation, the parents decided to continue with the pregnancy, and the infant was delivered by cesarean section at 30 weeks. Six months later, the baby is doing well.

6-YEAR-OLD BUYS POKEMON TOYS WITH SLEEPING MOM’S THUMBPRINT

Ashlynd Howell of Little Rock, Arkansas, knows more about using the internet than you’d expect of a 6-year-old. Her mother Bethany was napping on the couch when Ashlynd leapt at the opportunity to order some toys. She took Bethany’s hand and pressed her thumb against the screen of her phone to unlock her Amazon app, then ordered $250 in Pokemon merchandise. When Bethany awoke and found 13 receipts for the purchases, she thought she’d been hacked. But Ashlynd readily told her mother that she had been shopping. The family was able to return only four of the items.


December 31, 2016 – 1:00am

Morning Cup of Links: Large Hadron Collider Discoveries

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5 Discoveries Made by the Large Hadron Collider (So Far). Physicists think there’s a lot more on the horizon.
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Leia Organa: A Critical Obituary. A rundown of the Star Wars character’s extensive career as a Rebel warrior.
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12 Stories From Around The World That Show What Really Happened In 2016. Some you might not have heard of until now.
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The Actors Who’ve Played Batman. Eight men have given the Caped Crusader eight different spins.
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Guy Who Harassed Leslie Jones and Got Banned From Twitter Now Has a Six-Figure Book Deal. A case of bad behavior paying off spectacularly.
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Why Sarah Paulson stole the show in 2016. In The People Vs. OJ Simpson, she perfectly conveyed the real struggles of a woman in a high-profile profession.
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Even Small Changes In Global Temperatures Can Have Disastrous Consequences For Birds. Their yearly migration patterns are linked to temperature.
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Everything you need to know about New Year’s Eve champagne. It’s the wine that shouts “celebration!”
 


December 30, 2016 – 5:00am

Morning Cup of Links: Classic TV Show Deaths

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4 Classic TV Show Deaths. With video evidence so you can relive the moments.
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In the new movie Why Him? Bryan Cranston doesn’t like his daughter’s new rich boyfriend. In the parody Why Walt? Bryan Cranston is his daughter’s rich boyfriend, Walter White. Contains NSFW language.
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Flavorwire Staffers on Their Worst Cultural Experiences of 2016. Disappointing movies, boring books, and then there were the political party conventions.
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The U.S. government is asking foreign visitors to hand over their social media profiles. There’s no law against it, but the ACLU doesn’t like it.
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A Journey To The Bottom Of The Internet. In which we get a look at the cables that carry signals all over the world.
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Marvel icon Stan Lee turned 94 years old, so let’s celebrate by watching his movie cameos from the past 16 years.
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36 Bizarre Things Being Dropped on New Year’s Eve. Many towns have their own version of the Times Square celebration, with a little local flavor.


December 29, 2016 – 5:00am

Morning Cup of Links: The Life of Carrie Fisher

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5 Times Carrie Fisher Made Hollywood History. She was much more than Princess Leia.
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Full Star Wars Movie Schedule and Release Date Calendar. Mark your appointment book through the year 2020.
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Cheetahs Are Far Closer To Extinction Than We Realized. Loss of habitat has the numbers down to little over 7,000.
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Let Kids Lose! Scientists Say It Helps Children Learn Better Judgment. Mistakes made as a child are less costly than those of a young adult.  
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The 21 Worst Handymen In The World. Sometimes you gotta work around what you already have.
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How One Man Used a Deck of Cards to Make Parapsychology a Science. Dr. Joseph B. Rhine develop Zener cards to test psychic abilities.
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10 tasty winter-weather drinks to keep you warm. Although they may leave you too tipsy for ice skating.
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6 New Year Traditions from Around the World. Maybe we should try them all out.
 


December 28, 2016 – 5:00am

Morning Cup of Links: Marine One, the President’s Helicopter

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There is no other helicopter in the world like Marine One, the president’s No. 1 getaway vehicle. It’s as first-class as a helicopter can get.
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Human-robot marriage could be legal by 2050, experts say. But probably not that soon in America.
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The A.V. Club’s Best of TV 2016, part one and part two. We had so much TV they couldn’t fit it into one post.  
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Liquor Laws Around the World. Every nation limits drinking in their own way.
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The Worst Junk Science of 2016. Some is just bunk, other things got changed to make spectacular headlines.
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Meet Margaret Douglas, the Tudor that time forgot. She was never a monarch, but is the ancestor of many.    
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When Spinsters Couldn’t Get Credit. Even working divorcees and widows lost out because a credit history belonged to their husbands until the 1974.
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Clico: The Story of Franz Taaibosch. He was short, talented, and African, so he became of part of the freak show.


December 27, 2016 – 5:00am

Morning Cup of Links: ‘Alien: Covenant’

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Alien: Covenant Trailer, Release Date, Casting, Story Details & Everything We Know. Ridley Scott’s new sequel/prequel is scheduled to be in theaters on May 17.
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23 Teachers You Wish You Had As Your Teacher. A sense of humor goes a long way.  
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2016: The Year American Cinema Was Saturated in Beauty, and American Reality Was Saturated in Ugliness. Contains spoilers for some recent films.
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She Went To Alaska To Photograph Polar Bears In Snow, But Found No Snow. The bears, however, posed nicely for pictures.  
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75 Years After Her Debut, Wonder Woman Remains Iconic. Her creator, William Moulton Marston, imbued her with his personal concept of feminism.
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The Most Commonly Misused English Words. Check to see if you know their exact meanings.   
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8 wacky ways to top a latke. Because you can’t risk getting tired of those wonderful treats.
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17 Horrifying Vintage Pictures of Disneyland Characters. We no longer settle for “good enough” likenesses.  


December 26, 2016 – 5:00am

The Weird Week in Review

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WHITE HOUSE STAFF PRANKS PRESIDENT OBAMA

President Barack Obama remarked to People magazine that he found the decorative snowmen arranged around the White House yard to be creepy. Staffers took that information and used it to prank their boss. They moved the four snowmen from the Rose Garden to the outside of the Oval Office—where they were positioned to stare into the windows. The president took the prank in stride, even posing for a photo of the snowmen startling him.

£700,000 WORTH OF COKE FOUND IN PEPSI

British Border Force officers went through a truck that was delivering Pepsi from Bulgaria. It was inspected before leaving a ferry from the Netherlands to Kent, UK. Among the cases of canned Pepsi, they found 17 kilograms of cocaine, with a street value of around £700,000. The truck driver, who has dual Macedonian/Bulgarian citizenship, was arrested and released on bail.

KOALA REQUESTS GROOMING

Last Saturday morning, Bruce Atkinson of Apollo Bay, Victoria, Australia, found a koala on his porch. He noticed it was covered with burrs. Atkinson offered the creature a bowl of water, but the koala swatted it out of his hands. So Atkinson got a pair of gloves and a brush.

He carefully approached the koala and let it sniff at the hair brush before attempting to brush the prickles out.

“I just gently poked the brush at some of the burrs,” he said.

“Within seconds it decided, ‘this is alright, I’ll have more of this.'”

Mr Atkinson said he was amazed at how benign the previously aggressive koala became once it was having its fur brushed.

He said he was able to remove most of the burrs and then collected some gum leaves for the koala, which hung around his house for the rest of the day.

For a koala, he turned out to be pretty good at communicating his needs to the human. Atkinson posted a video of the de-burring operation at the Otway Community Facebook group.

ALABAMA SANTA CLAUS WINS FIGHT TO KEEP LICENSE PLATE

A license plates that says “HO” might be offensive because of its slang connotations, while the phrase “Ho-Ho-Ho” automatically makes one think of Santa Claus’s jolly laugh. So what does “Ho Ho” imply? Alabama resident Dave Reid, who looks like Santa Claus, has had two “Hos” on his license plate for six years. But this year, the DMV rejected his vanity plate request. Reid took the story to the local media, and the backlash prompted state officials to relent and renew the vanity plates for Reid’s 1999 Toyota 4Runner.

MONTREAL’S UGLY CHRISTMAS TREE

Montreal’s municipal Christmas tree has its own Twitter account, but it’s not because the city is proud. The tree is skinny, the trunk is crooked, the top is flat, and the decorations are logos for Canadian Tire. The initial idea was for the city to erect a tree taller than the one at Rockefeller Center in New York. Tree company Sapin MTL found a lovely tree at 24 meters, taller than any New York tree had been. But then Rockefeller Center put up a Christmas tree that was a record 28.6 meters tall—so the Montreal tree company had to find a taller one fast.

Facing a Nov. 30 deadline for unveiling the tree, the Sapin crew had to hurry. The tree was harvested, placed on a special flatbed truck and brought to Montreal under police escort within 72 hours. But a tight schedule and a tight budget meant that some corners were cut — and so was the tree.

Somehow, the tree that reached the closed-off section of St. Catherine Street where the market is held measured just 26.8 metres tall, 1.8 metres short of the one in Rockefeller Center. Pelletier’s brother Philippe, another principal in the company, said a bit sheepishly Friday that they had simply settled for the tallest tree they could find in time.

After the initial shock, the people of Montreal are coming around to embracing their distinctive tree, missing branches and all.


December 24, 2016 – 2:00am

Morning Cup of Links: The Scientists Behind ‘Hidden Figures’

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Meet the Real-Life Rocket Scientists Behind Hidden Figures. The mathematicians who powered the space race also fought against segregation.
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Top 5 Video Games of 2016. Even if you’ve played them all, your mileage may vary.
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What’s With the Odd European Replica Towns All Across the United States? Some go with their heritage, while others were theme parks from the beginning.
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This Year’s Extreme Weather Was One For The Books. Wildfires, floods, and tornadoes, oh my!
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2016 in TV: A Collective Drama of Division, Pouring Out of a Million Channels. Peak TV means never having to watch what someone else likes.
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Victorians’ Christmas Parlor Games Will Leave You Burned, Bruised, And Puking. This was before we could get our violence from TV.
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Christmas at the White House. Photographs showing us how 12 First Families decorated and celebrated.
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11 Pop Culture Christmas Wreaths. Perfect for showing the neighborhood your favorite movie, TV show, or literary world.


December 23, 2016 – 5:00am

Morning Cup of Links: The Making of ‘White Christmas’

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White Christmas: The Movie. It took forever to get off the ground, but the result was a smash.   
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The year that broke: 16 ways 2016 let us down. The good news is that we have a chance for a better year ahead.
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Stop what you’re doing and watch this man rap about giving his cat a bath. Moshow loves his four cats and isn’t ashamed to show it.  
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How free college transformed this Rust Belt town in Michigan. Investing in young people pays off long-term, if we have the patience.
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Why does a frozen lake sound like a Star Wars blaster? Or maybe it’s the other way round -that sound had to come from somewhere.     
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Texas is trying to defund Planned Parenthood. History shows us why that would be a nightmare.
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19 Jokes About Christmas Guaranteed To Make You Laugh. Because you need a good laugh.
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25 Facts About Famous Christmas Movies. The more you know, the more you can show off while your family watches them.


December 22, 2016 – 5:00am