10 Famous Birthdays to Celebrate in October

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Some of our favorite historical figures—including six U.S. presidents—were born in the month of October. We couldn’t possibly name them all, but here are just a handful whose lives we’ll be celebrating.

1. BUSTER KEATON: OCTOBER 4, 1895

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Joseph Frank “Buster” Keaton was a pioneer of film production. He was an acclaimed comedic actor in many silent films of the 1920s, but he also wrote and directed them—developing a number of filmmaking techniques as he went along. Many became industry standards, like the chase scene, breaking the fourth wall, and appearing as multiple characters in the same scene. Keaton also did all his own stunts, like in the 1928 movie Steamboat Bill, Jr., in which a 4,000-lb. front wall of a house nearly falls on him. He survives in the movie—and in real life—by being in the exact spot where an open window falls around him, but if the actor had stood two inches to the left or right, he would have been crushed.

2. JOHN LENNON: OCTOBER 9, 1940

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John Lennon formed a skiffle band in Liverpool, England, when he was only 15 years old, recruiting another teen named Paul McCartney to join in. The pair soon enlisted 14-year-old George Harrison and they, along with a handful of other classmates, formed The Quarrymen. A few years later the three three broke off on their own, changed their named to The Beatles, recruited drummer Ringo Starr, and played their way into the history books. Lennon was also a composer, poet, author, and antiwar activist, but one thing few people know is that he also loved cats. He owned at least 16 of them over the years before his death in 1980.

3. ELEANOR ROOSEVELT: OCTOBER 11, 1884

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She was the wife of one president and the niece of another, but Eleanor Roosevelt left a lasting mark on history with her own accomplishments. She championed racial equality and women’s rights, and was an advocate for war refugees and children. Roosevelt led volunteer support programs during World War II, wrote a monthly magazine article and a daily newspaper column, and addressed the country with a regular radio address. She was appointed as a delegate to the United Nations General Assembly, where she served on the Human Rights Commission. On top of that, she raised five children (one of her six died in infancy). Roosevelt’s many activities included years as a pitchman for all kinds of products. She didn’t need the money, and her fee went to charities and humanitarian projects. You can see her first TV ad, for margarine, in a previous post.

4. MOLLY PITCHER: OCTOBER 13, 1754

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“Molly Pitcher” is a moniker used for an unidentified woman—or possibly several women—who aided soldiers during the American Revolution. While some consider her more folklore than fact, she is widely believed to have been either Margaret Corbin or Mary Ludwig Hayes, who was born on October 13, 1754. When her husband enlisted in the Continental Army, Mary joined him at Valley Forge (which was a common practice), and volunteered—cooking, carrying water, and tending to wounded men. The name Molly Pitcher comes from the fact that women would make repeated trips to fill pitchers with water to bring back for soldiers to drink, or to pour over hot cannons to cool them down. During the Battle of Monmouth in June of 1778, legend has it that Mary took over her husband’s post at a cannon after he collapsed. She kept it firing until the Americans had won the battle, and even emerged unscathed after an enemy cannonball reportedly flew between her legs. She was later awarded a pension of $40 annually from the state of Pennsylvania for her service—44 years after the war ended. 

5. BELA LUGOSI: OCTOBER 20, 1882

The Hungarian actor is best remembered for his indelible portrayal of Count Dracula in the 1931 film, but when he made his Broadway debut in 1922, he barely spoke a word of English. To play the role of Fernando in the play The Red Poppy, Lugosi met with a tutor and was able to memorize and properly deliver every last line, even though he didn’t understand a word of it. He pulled it off and eventually became a horror movie star, and even though he grew to resent the typecasting that followed Dracula, Lugosi was eventually buried in the Count’s signature cape. 

6. PABLO PICASSO: OCTOBER 25, 1881

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Picasso was an experimental artist best known for co-founding the Cubist art movement, but he explored many art genres throughout his life and left a catalog of works that displayed classicism, symbolism, realism, and surrealism. If that wasn’t enough, he also helped to develop the art of the collage. Picasso’s full name was Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso. His last name at birth was Ruiz, but he took his mother’s Italian maiden name because he thought it was more interesting.

7. MAHALIA JACKSON: OCTOBER 26, 1911

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The “Queen of Gospel” began singing when she was just four years old, at the Mount Moriah Baptist Church in New Orleans. Later on in Chicago, she sang with the Greater Salem Baptist Church choir and the Johnson Gospel Singers, and worked as a beautician, laundry worker, and florist before her recording career took off in 1947. She went on to perform at Carnegie Hall, tour Europe, and sing at President John F. Kennedy’s inauguration. Jackson was also a noted Civil Rights activist, and performed at the March on Washington in 1963, just before Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. gave his legendary “I Have a Dream” speech.

8. TEDDY ROOSEVELT: OCTOBER 27, 1858

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Theodore Roosevelt was only 42 years old when he became president following the assassination of President McKinley, which makes him the youngest U.S. president so far. Years later, he was unhappy with the tenure of successor William Howard Taft (whom Roosevelt had supported in the 1908 election), so he decided to run again. At a campaign stop in Milwaukee, a man named John Schrank shot Roosevelt right in the chest, but the bullet was slowed by the 50-page speech folded in the candidate’s pocket. Roosevelt was wounded, but—as he wasn’t coughing up blood—decided to go on with his speech. He told the crowd, “Friends, I shall ask you to be as quiet as possible. I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.” Woodrow Wilson won the election later that year.      

9. SYLVIA PLATH: OCTOBER 27, 1932

Poet Sylvia Plath won a posthumous Pulitzer Prize for The Collected Poems, but her most famous work is her semi-autobiographical novel The Bell Jar, which was published in the United Kingdom only a month before her death in 1963. Plath declared that she was writing a “potboiler” to appeal to the public’s interests, and even wrote in her journal, “Must get out Snake Pit [a popular 1946 novel about a mental illness]. There is an increasing market for mental-hospital stuff. I am a fool if I don’t relive, recreate it.” The Bell Jar contained characters based on real people as well as details that mirrored Plath’s own life, like the protagonist’s stint at a mental hospital. While the author surrogate seems to be in recovery at the book’s close, similar treatment didn’t help Plath. She suffered from depression her entire life, and committed suicide at age 30.

10. EMILY POST: OCTOBER 27, 1872

Born into high society, Emily Post (neé Price) began writing after her divorce from banker Edwin Main Post in 1905. Etiquette was just one of many subjects Post wrote on, but her 1922 book Etiquette in Society, in Business, in Politics, and at Home became a runaway hit. Its popularity was attributed to American immigrants and working class people who were chasing the American Dream and aspired to fit in with society folk. She then wrote a syndicated newspaper column on decorum for decades, and founded The Emily Post Institute, which tells the world how to behave to this day. (After all, her original etiquette advice is a little outdated now.) Following Post’s death, her work was taken on by her grandson’s wife, Elizabeth Post. When Elizabeth retired, her daughter-in-law Peggy Post—along with a few other members of the Post clan—became the go-to for modern manners.


October 1, 2016 – 10:00am

The Weird Week in Review

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ONCE BITTEN

Edward Grant of Middletown, New Jersey, caught a fish Sunday in Raritan Bay. It’s a fluke, in more ways than one. It appears that something, possibly a bluefish or shark, had taken a bite out of the fish. The injury was completely healed.

“We were very shocked,” Grant said, adding, “We used a few other words, too.”

Grant tossed the 18.5 inch fluke back into the bay, deciding it had been through enough already and deserved to live.

“I felt bad for it,” he said.

Was this fish lucky for both surviving such a bite and being tossed back in by a fisherman? Or is it unlucky for being bitten and being hooked?  

MAN ARRESTED AFTER CLAIMING BRIEFCASE FULL OF COCAINE

An abandoned briefcase was turned over to a police officer in Seattle on Sunday. The person turning it in thought it was a simple lost-and-found case. When the police officer opened the briefcase, he found bags containing a total of 154 grams of cocaine. The briefcase also contained marijuana, a set of scales, a cell phone, some pills, and an identification card belonging to a 19-year-old man. A short time later, a 19-year-old man approached nearby police officers and asked if they’d found a briefcase. The unnamed man matched the ID found in the briefcase, and was promptly arrested for possession with intent to distribute.

MAN’S PENIS BITTEN BY SPIDER …AGAIN

A man named Jordan encountered a venomous redneck spider in a portable toilet at a construction site in Sydney, Australia, in April. The spider bit him on the penis and he was taken to a hospital for treatment. On Tuesday, the same man checked underneath the seats of a portable construction site toilet before sitting down—and was bitten by a spider again!

Jordan, who preferred not to reveal his surname, said he was bitten on “pretty much the same spot” by the spider.

“I’m the most unlucky guy in the country at the moment,” he told the BBC.

“I was sitting on the toilet doing my business and just felt the sting that I felt the first time.

“I was like ‘I can’t believe it’s happened again.’ I looked down and I’ve seen a few little legs come from around the rim.”

Jordan said his colleagues were worried about him the first time, but this time he got laughs as his co-workers took him to the hospital. The second spider has not been identified. Jordan says he will not be using worksite toilets in the future.

MAN SHOOTS OUT OWN TIRES DURING POLICE CHASE

When police in Des Moines, Iowa, attempted to pull over Taylor Parker for a traffic violation, he took off and sparked a police chase. Taylor attempted to get rid of a shotgun in the car by throwing it out the window. The gun hit the ground, which triggered it to fire off a round—into the vehicle’s tire. The 24-year-old Parker left the disabled car and fled on foot, but was soon captured by police. A “significant quantity” of meth was found in the car, and Taylor was charged with possession of both the drugs and the weapon.  

NOT ASSAULT, JUST ZOMBIES

Witnesses called the North West Motorway Police to report an assault on the M62 highway near Warrington, England, on Saturday. One of the callers said a man was “biting a lady.” Police scrambled to find the vehicle. They pulled the car over, and saw both the driver and passenger covered in blood. Fake blood. The two were actors on their way to a job as extras playing zombies. The couple were happy to pose for a picture to accompany the police report


September 30, 2016 – 1:45pm

13 More Punny Halloween Costumes

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It’s that time of year again. Prepare yourself for another round of people dressed as visual gags among the vampires and witches. The best pun costumes make people look at you, think for a moment, and then laugh. Here are some that might make you laugh right now!

1. ASSAULT AND BATTERY

When Above the Law held a costume contest for legally-themed Halloween costumes in 2010, they likely weren’t surprised when they got submissions like a ninja warrior or Lady Justice with her scales—but they probably didn’t anticipate two NYU students dressing up as a box of salt and a D battery. The pair won first place, based on votes from the site’s readers. When asked to comment on his loss, the ninja lawyer could not be found.

2. GANDALF

When a cat-eating alien from Melmac meets the Lord of the Rings, you get GandALF. This ingenious costume was spotted at DragonCon this year.

3. ASH WEDNESDAY

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Combine main Pokémon hunter Ash Ketchum (as in “You’ve gotta ‘Ketchum’ all!”) with Wednesday Addams from The Addams Family, and you get this amazingly dour costume. Bahamet234 shared this picture of her boyfriend’s punny Halloween look, probably telling him, “The world should get a good peek-at-you.”

4. BLACK-EYED PEAS

 

Instagram user mad_irene and a friend got together to make themselves into Black-Eyed Peas for Halloween in 2014. Band, chain restaurant, or legume reference? You decide.

5. HAN SOLO CUP

 

Who poured the shot first? Our favorite smuggler from Star Wars gets the “before and after” treatment. Pamela Kemp Grabinski wore this costume to DragonCon in 2013. And here’s a guy who pulled off the same idea in 2015.

6. JON SNOW WHITE

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This guy knows something about a good punny costume. Jon Snow White definitely has something to crow about. Redditor mankardo posted this picture of his sister’s co-worker dressed as both a Disney princess and the Game of Thrones hero for Halloween. A commenter took this one step further and gave us Jon Snow White Stripes by replacing the sword with a guitar in Photoshop. Things got out of hand with the suggestion of Jon Snow White Walker Texas Ranger, but if you can pull that look off, we might see you on next year’s list.

7. THE SECOND AMENDMENT

 

Here’s Instagram user Rebecca Jobe exercising her right to bear arms.

8. JACKIE O. LANTERN

 

Combine Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis’s iconic ’60s hairdo and pillbox hat with a Halloween pumpkin, and you get Jackie O’Lantern. Very clever, and easier to pull off than Patty O’Furniture. Be the first lady at your party to try this look.

9. HOMER AND MARGE

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This is what happens when you tell your husband he should dress like Homer, but don’t explain you’re dressing up as Marge. A Greek tragedy? More like a modern classic. All puns aside, the bubble wrap hair is a clever move.

10. DEAD PAN

 

Peter Pan wearing Day of the Dead skull makeup? Oh, I get it … solid Dead Pan delivery. Beats dressing up as a skillet and carrying around a tombstone all night.

11. ZOMBEE

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Zombies are everywhere on Halloween, so you need to up your zombie game if you want to stand out. Majorxerocom used his brains and created a lot of buzz at a costume contest by dressing as a Zombee. Be prepared to weather a hundred Blind Melon references if you recreate this costume, though.

12. CEREAL KILLER

 

What’s one of the scariest things in our spooky campfire tales? A cereal killer. A punny costume classic that still earns its fair share of laughs.

13. CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT

 

Instagram member rbooboo could have been a Halloween hit with just the cat costume, but she went for the deep cut, referencing the old adage purrfectly.


September 30, 2016 – 8:00am

Morning Cup of Links: Animated Indiana Jones

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Patrick Schoenmaker produced an awesome opening sequence for an animated Indiana Jones TV series. There is no animated Indiana Jones TV series, but if this was real, we’d sure watch.
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A Canadian Bride’s Broken Zipper Was Fixed By A Syrian Refugee Staying Next Door. The master tailor didn’t speak any English, but saved the wedding with his skills.
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Horses Can Be Taught to Communicate With Us Using Symbols. Particularly if it gets them a nice warm blanket.
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Flavorwire’s Guide to Independent Movies You Need to See in October. Call your local art house to request they be booked.
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We Wore The Same Outfits To Work All Week. It was Thursday before anyone noticed.  
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The Mystical Early Pennsylvania Settler Who Lived in a Cave. Johannes Kelpius was a devout Protestant who also practiced astrology, numerology, and alchemy.
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How an L.A. Printer Kept the Art of the Album Cover Alive. Read about the history and the art of record jacket printing.
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How the ‘war on drugs’ actually encourages drug addiction. And fills all our prisons.


September 30, 2016 – 5:00am

Morning Cup of Links: The Worst of ‘Star Trek’

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The 15 Worst Episodes of Star Trek: The Original Series. Even when they were train wrecks, we couldn’t stop watching.
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This is Banned Books Week. This year, LGBTQ and Other “Diverse” Books Lead the Banned Books List.
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18 Tweets about physics that will make you laugh. There’s a little astronomy and chemistry in there, too.
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Why You Should Totally Talk Politics Over Family Dinner. Keeping silent to avoid conflict is more stressful than an argument.  
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Otzi The Iceman ‘Speaks’ After 5,000 Years Of Silence. Scientists have recreated what they believe may have been the mummy’s voice.
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The average American woman is now a size 16. Here’s what that really means. It’s just a number.   
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Who’s getting rich in rural America? Wealthy people are now living next door to poor folks.


September 28, 2016 – 5:00am

Morning Cup of Links: The Perfect Fantasy Movie

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Why The Princess Bride is a Perfect Fantasy Movie. Because it’s got something for everyone.
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Magical Life Advice from Muppets Creator Jim Henson. He was always looking at the bright side.
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18 True Crime Podcasts That’ll Seriously Creep You Out. In case you enjoy the depths of human depravity right in your headphones.
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It Was A Hot Summer. How Will That Affect The Changing Fall Foliage?
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10 Secrets of Filming Reality TV Shows. Starring in one can’t be worth the headaches and humiliation.
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The Absurdist Theme Park Where Confederates Win and Dinosaurs Roam. Dinosaur Kingdom II is Mark Cline’s bizarre collection of attractions you can visit.
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The rise of the ‘bedless hospital.’ It’s cheaper, and probably safer, to recuperate at home.
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10 Female Gangsters You Should Know About. They were bad, and they often got away with it.


September 26, 2016 – 5:00am

The Weird Week in Review

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COW TAKES DOWN HELICOPTER

Australian cattle ranchers have gone hi-tech for herding, but the cows are striking back. A pilot in a Robinson R22 Beta mustering helicopter was herding cattle at a Coen Cattle Station in Queensland when it crashed to the ground on Sunday. The cause? A cow. The pilot believes that the helicopter’s landing gear became entangled in the cow’s horns, pulling it off-balance. The helicopter was engulfed in flames after the crash, and the Rural Fire Service extinguished the blaze. The helicopter pilot escaped with no injuries. So did the cow.

HOSPITAL HIRES ROBOT TO PATROL PARKING LOT

Bakersfield Memorial Hospital in Bakersfield, California, has unveiled its new security guard: an egg-shaped robot. The robot is able to move about without human control, and has been assigned to the hospital’s emergency room parking lot.  

Equipped with several cameras, the meandering machine also has a security button that can be pressed to alert human guards. Ken Keller, the hospital’s chief operating officer, also said after a software upgrade, people will be able to give it commands in both English and Spanish.

“It’s here for three reasons: safety, security and surveillance,” said Keller.

The hospital is currently running a contest to name the robot.

SPIDER CAUSES CAR CRASH

An unidentified woman lost control of her car and went off the road in Portland, Oregon, on Wednesday. The car rolled over into a ditch and landed upside-down. The driver was okay, emerging with only a scratch on her hand. The reason she lost control was fright -when a spider fell from her rearview mirror. The fate of the spider is unknown.

GOLF COURSE ADAPTS TO BALL-STEALING CAT

A cat named Merlin has been stealing golf balls from the Aldeburgh Golf Club in Suffolk, UK. The cat’s owner, Peter Bryson, says Merlin brings home up to a half-dozen golf balls a day. Witnesses have seen him carrying balls away in his mouth. The exasperated club managers have issued a temporary rule change to deal with the cat burglar. A new notice says,

“A large brown coloured Burmese cat has been seen picking up and carrying away golf balls in the vicinity of the 14th hole.

“Where this has been witnessed or when it is virtually certain that a ball has disappeared from the closely-mown surfaces, a substitute ball may be dropped.”

Merlin has pilfered around 30 balls so far.

MCDONALD’S PUMPKIN SPICE FRIES

People go a little nuts over anything that is “pumpkin spice” flavored in autumn. Starbucks’ Pumpkin Spice Latte became such a hit that the pie flavors (cinnamon, cloves, ginger, nutmeg, and sometimes allspice) were put into everything: candy, cookies, ice cream, soda, and now french fries. Would you eat pumpkin spice fries? You won’t get the chance unless you’re in Japan. Pumpkin spice fries are normal everyday fries with a squirt of chocolate sauce and a squirt of pumpkin spice sauce. McDonald’s Japan is offering pumpkin spice fries beginning on September 28.

BUS SHELTER STOLEN

A full-size bus shelter has disappeared from Torea Street in Granity, New Zealand. It was taken sometime between June and August as construction was being done in the area. Police are asking for information from the public, stating that it is a highly unusual item for anyone to try to hide. One would think that if no one noticed in three months, maybe they don’t really need a bus shelter in that location.


September 23, 2016 – 12:18pm

Morning Cup of Links: Operation Babylift

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After the Vietnam War, America Flew Planes Full of Babies to the U.S. Operation Babylift was dangerous, chaotic, and possibly unethical.
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The best YouTube videos are 30 seconds or shorter—and here’s the proof. And they rarely come with unstoppable pre-roll ads.
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How 17 famous companies got their quirky names. We’re so used to them we forget how weird they once sounded.
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Meet Kenya’s Only Ice Hockey Team. The don’t have a name, or the funds to attend competitions, but they have the only ice rink in the country.
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The KLF: A Tale of Creative Destruction. Bill Drummond and Jimmy Cauty stretched the limits of how weird a musical career could be.
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Adapting Forrest Gump turned a caustic satire into a sentimental romance. And of the two, the movie made more sense.
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Holy Roman Emperor Rudolf II Was Painted as a Man Made of Fruits and Veggies. He liked the idea, as he fancied himself somewhat of a nature deity.   
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Stop hiding things in your sock drawer! A less cliché spot would be better for your valuables.
   


September 22, 2016 – 5:00am

Morning Cup of Links: The Lost Colony of Roanoke

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Roanoke: The Real History of the Lost Colony and How Its Legend Haunts Pop Culture. Read up on the real story before you see the American Horror Story version.
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24 Delightful Beauty And The Beast Secrets. It’s hard to believe the film is already 25 years old.
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This Bride’s 15-Year-Old Dog Made It To Her Wedding Just Before He Died. His was a life well-lived.
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Who would you cast to play Andy Warhol in a movie about his life? And then see who got the role.
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10 Bizarre Moments in Presidential Elections. None of them are as bizarre as the 2016 race.
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How much does your vote count? While swing state votes count more than others, we’ll never know for sure until it’s all over.   
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Why are creepy clowns terrorizing America? Because there’s nothing more terrifying than clowns.
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5 Delightful Science Experiments From 100 Years Ago. You could do these today, if you can find the materials.


September 21, 2016 – 5:00am

Morning Cup of Links: Amazing Geoglyphs

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6 Amazing Geoglyphs. You might want to fly over and see them someday.
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The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity. There are five, which you may have already discovered on your own.  
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My Mom Grew Up in a Utopian Colony in Iowa. The Amana were a strict religious sect that gave us freezers and microwaves.
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Watch Alistair Brownlee help his brother Jonny cross the finish line at the World Triathlon Series. He actually pushed his brother over the line to win second place.  
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Dads in Khaki Shorts. He deserves to be comfortable!
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How The Blair Witch Project Terrorized a Town. Burkittsville, Maryland, will never be the same.
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Why You Should Pay a Penny to Send an Email. Would that be enough to slow down the deluge of messages?
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As German Bombs Fell on Paris, Marie Curie Decided to Go to War. She brought x-ray machines to battlefield hospitals for the first time.
   


September 20, 2016 – 5:00am