Amazon Fresh and More Online Grocers Will Soon Accept Food Stamps

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When Amazon first expanded its web-to-door grocery delivery service Amazon Fresh to areas outside of Seattle in 2013, it was unclear whether or not the company would mimic conventional supermarkets by accepting food stamps. Now, we have an answer: Yes—and they aren’t the only online grocery store making that an option.

The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) recently announced that the government’s SNAP (Supplemental Nutritional Assistance Program, previously known as the Food Stamp Program) would be conducting a two-year pilot program involving seven major online grocery firms, including Amazon, FreshDirect, Safeway, and ShopRite.

Maryland, New Jersey, New York, Oregon, Washington, Pennsylvania, and Iowa have been chosen as the pilot states for the program, with select retailers available for each.

The USDA believes online grocery ordering could be instrumental in bringing low-cost, nutritionally-rich foods to low-income areas where those choices are more limited. They cite security concerns as the reason they’re rolling out a limited test of the program for now, although the program is expected to go national in the near future. If you’re in a participating state, you can use SNAP for stocking up beginning this summer.

[h/t Engadget]


January 9, 2017 – 3:30pm

The Game Boy Returns, With a Twist

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Never underestimate the appeal of retro gaming. One of the hottest gift items of the 2016 holiday season was the NES Classic, a palm-sized replica of the original Nintendo Entertainment System that didn’t do anything the 1985 original couldn’t but still managed to create waves of hysteria and inflated prices.

Now, Gizmodo reports, hardware distributor Retro-Bit is hoping to recapture some of that nostalgia-driven business this summer with the Super Retro Boy, a handheld device that mimics Nintendo’s original Game Boy with two key tweaks: it can play Game Boy Color and Game Boy Advance games and runs on a 10-hour rechargeable lithium battery.

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Like Retro-Bit’s previous offerings, the Super Retro Boy doesn’t profess to have any claim to Nintendo’s intellectual property, although some of the legal issues behind hardware clones are still murky. One gaming site theorizes that because patents on old gaming devices expire after a period of time, third-party developers are free to replicate their internal construction, so long as they alter the chassis design.

The Super Retro Boy is due in August, with 10 bundled games (titles TBD) and a price tag of $79.99.

[h/t Gizmodo]


January 6, 2017 – 5:00pm

10 Events Correctly Predicted by ‘The Simpsons’

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With the inauguration of President-Elect Donald Trump looming on January 20, it’s a good time to remember that Fox’s seminal animated sitcom, The Simpsons, has had an impressive track record for predicting future events: In March 2000, the show presented an alternate reality where Trump was in the Oval Office. Take a look at 10 other times Matt Groening’s dysfunctional family peered into their crystal ball—with surprisingly accurate results.

1. THE SIEGFRIED AND ROY TIGER ATTACK

Vegas stage magicians Siegfried and Roy had spent decades performing with their stable of tigers without serious incident. In 1993, The Simpsons used stand-ins Gunter and Ernst—clear parodies of the European duo—to express the writing staff’s doubts that their track record would hold up: One of their tigers attacks them while performing in Mr. Burns’s ill-fated Springfield casino. In 2003, Roy Horn was mauled by a tiger while on stage, severing an artery and leaving him with partial paralysis. Horn maintains the tiger bore him no ill will.

2. THE DON MATTINGLY HAIR SCANDAL

In a 1992 episode featuring Mr. Burns trying to sandbag competing softball teams by hiring professional baseball players, New York Yankee Don Mattingly is seen being kicked off the squad by the nuclear power czar over his long hair. (The animated Mattingly had only neat sideburns.) A month after recording his part, the real Mattingly was fined $250 by the real Yankees for refusing to cut his hair.

3. TWO WORDS: HORSE MEAT

In 1994’s “Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song,” Principal Skinner is ousted from his seat after angering the superintendent. Unnoticed by his inspection: the fact that Lunchlady Doris prefers to prepare school lunches using giant tubs of horse parts. In 2013, several food producers in France, Sweden, and the UK were found to have distributed frozen burgers and other products that contained horse meat, an unwelcome additive they did not disclose on package labeling.

4. THEY NAMED THE NOBEL PRIZE WINNER IN ECONOMICS SIX YEARS EARLY

In a fall 2010 episode, Milhouse tries to impress longtime crush Lisa by contributing to a prediction sheet over who would win the Nobel Prize for Economics. His pick: Bengt Holmstrom of MIT. In 2016, Holmstrom was named a joint winner of the prize. (The episode’s recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize, Krusty the Clown, has yet to be honored by the committee.)

5. THE FIFA CORRUPTION SCANDAL

In a 2014 episode, Homer is petitioned by the head of an unnamed football (a.k.a. soccer) league to help foster a better image after allegations of corruption emerge; he’s quickly carried away in handcuffs. In 2015, FIFA, the world’s leading governing body of soccer, made headlines for a widespread scandal involving the arrest of seven FIFA executives for abusing their positions for financial gain.

6. THE LEMON TREE THIEF

During a 1995 rivalry with the residents of Shelbyville, Bart and his friends are puzzled by the disappearance of a lemon tree from within Springfield’s town limits. In 2013, a woman in Houston was similarly confused by the disappearance of her own lemon tree, which had been excavated from the ground and carted off. The victim, Kae Bruney, told local reporters that the thief was apparently too stupid to realize it was too late in the season to plant elsewhere.

7. A BABY TRANSLATOR

Homer’s down-and-out half-brother, Herb, reversed his fortunes in a 1992 episode when his handheld baby-babble translating device became a sensation. In 2015, an app called the Infant Cries Translator purported to convert your child’s incoherent cries into something resembling speech. The app’s developers claim they analyzed the mewling of 100 newborns to help identify their particular diaper-related needs.

8. A SNAKE MURDER SPREE

In the 1993 episode “Whacking Day,” Lisa Simpson is dismayed to see the town caught up in the annual tradition of hunting and killing overpopulated snakes. In 2013 and 2016, Florida’s Everglades region sanctioned a real whack-a-reptile contest in an attempt to curb the area’s dangerous abundance of invasive Burmese pythons. Organizers used the less-sensational name “Florida Python Challenge.”

9. COOKING GREASE HEISTS

In 2008, The New York Times declared “fryer grease has become gold” for its application as engine fuel after undergoing conversion and detailed a criminal who had siphoned nearly 2500 gallons of the stuff from a Northern California Burger King and other outlets. In 1999, Homer and Bart attempted a similar heist at the grade school’s cafeteria, before being stopped by Groundskeeper Willie.

10. THE THREE-EYED FISH

Tri-eyed fish Blinky was pulled out of the water by Bart in a 1990 episode, a nod to the polluted environment surrounding Springfield’s nuclear power plant. In 2011, fishermen in Argentina caught a three-eyed specimen in a reservoir being fed water from a nearby nuclear power station.


January 6, 2017 – 10:00am

Infographic: The Dirtiest Surfaces in Hotel Rooms

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If you head out of town during peak travel season, the odds of you running into an overly filthy hotel room go up. With turnover high and capacity spilling over, stained sheets and bug infestations aren’t uncommon.

But even reputable hotels can harbor some truly unsettling bacterial guests. Online trip calculator TravelMath.com recently conducted a study of guest room contamination, dispatching the EmLab P&K laboratory to swab several different surfaces in nine different hotels. Grime was measured in colony-forming units (CFUs) per square inch, looking for bacteria that can cause respiratory problems, gastrointestinal distress, or skin reactions.

The result? In some cases, a so-called “five star” hotel may not necessarily be any cleaner than your budget accommodations.

The next time you’re traveling, you may want to try and avoid some of these germ-ridden hot spots. (Disclaimer: Hypochondriacs probably shouldn’t read any further.)

 

 


January 5, 2017 – 2:30pm

A Cool History of Cookie Puss

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When Greek immigrant Thomas Carvel started the Carvel College of Ice Cream Knowledge in the late 1940s, his intention was to educate his ice cream shop franchisees in the proper handling and distribution of the soft serve cones he had invented back in 1934. Famously strict about his scooping protocol, Carvel would grow upset if he discovered a store owner dished out only three ounces of vanilla to save money, not his required 3.5 ounces. Customers—especially kids—could tell the difference.

“Once a kid realizes he isn’t getting his full cone, you’ve lost a customer,” Carvel told The New York Times in 1985. “And that’s the way you lose an entire chain.”

Carvel’s rigid standards sometimes stirred up dissent, as in the case of the antitrust lawsuit filed in 1979 by franchisees over his insistence they buy Carvel-supplied napkins and other goods at inflated prices. But it was his ingenuity that led the 865-location Carvel chain to a stunning $300 million in sales by 1985.

That growth was spurred in large part by the company’s distinctive ice cream cakes, including Hug Me the Bear and Fudgie the Whale. But no confection drew as much attention as Cookie Puss, the cone-nosed birthday treat made famous in a series of 1970s commercials, a 1983 Beastie Boys song, and a legendary bit on The Howard Stern Show.

Although stores frequently tweaked the Cookie Puss design, it never strayed far from its original inspiration: the face of Carvel himself.

(L-R): Cookie Puss, Cookie O’Puss, Tom Carvel. Courtesy of Carvel

Carvel’s ice cream empire began with a flat tire. In 1934, he had borrowed $15 from his fiancée, Agnes, to get an ice cream truck on the road in Hartsdale, New York. The truck broke down, but customers didn’t seem to mind the softening ice cream—in fact, they seemed to love it.

Carvel jumped on the opportunity, cobbling a soft-serve machine together in his garage and obtaining a patent for it. When he realized that selling the machines led to frequent user error, he founded the Carvel Corporation in 1947, lining states—and his pockets—with Carvel-branded frozen treat storefronts.

Carvel recognized that it would take more than his name to help distinguish the stores from other ice cream shops. Their ice cream sandwiches were dubbed Flying Saucers in 1951; Carvel invited franchisees to brainstorm other unique product ideas.

In the early 1970s, an attendee at the College of Ice Cream Knowledge presented Carvel with a cake in a vaguely humanoid shape. With a cone to mimic Carvel’s bulbous nose, Carvel was impressed. He also realized anthropomorphized cakes would be a clever way to further the Carvel brand. An entire line—including Fudgie the Whale and Hug Me the Bear—were rolled out, 50-something ounces of frozen cake goodness that shops could decorate for personalized birthday greetings.

To spread the word, Carvel began featuring Cookie Puss in regional television advertisements throughout the 1970s and 1980s. Airing Saturday mornings and late at night, the ads were low-budget—Carvel refused to hire an ad agency—and featured Carvel himself as the narrator, his gravelly voice urging viewers to consider Fudgie for Father’s Day, Cookie Puss for all occasions, Cookie O’Puss for St. Patrick’s Day, Dumpy the Pumpkin for Halloween, and Cookie’s female counterpart, Cupie Puss, for whatever else might require massive sugar consumption.

Carvel even issued stuffed toys of Cookie Puss and Fudgie in 1985, hoping the $5.98 dolls would become Carvel’s version of Ronald McDonald, a food mascot that transcended corporate direction.

Even people who had never tried Cookie Puss were still aware of him thanks to the pervasive ads. The Beastie Boys broke through with “Cooky Puss,” their 1983 single that was built around a real prank phone call made by Adam Horovitz to a Carvel store asking to speak to Cookie Puss. (One unconfirmed urban legend says Carvel was so annoyed by the album that he was considering legal action before his nephew, a Beasties fan, talked him down.)

In 1991, The Howard Stern Show dragged Cookie Puss back into the spotlight when Stern spent an inordinate length of time berating staffer Fred Norris for giving his mother a Cookie Puss for Mother’s Day. Using audio effects, Stern raised his pitch to resemble Cookie’s distinctive voice:

Stern: Hey, Fred. How come you didn’t get your mom a Fudgie the Whale? Because Cookie Puss is number one, right? … I think you really didn’t think about your mother.

Norris: Thank you for judging me, Cookie Puss.

Stern: Tom Carvel was a weird guy. I wish he could have named me Rambo. Rambo the Cake.

Puss’s heyday came to an end in 1993, when Carvel’s new owners (Tom Carvel had sold the business in 1989 to investment bankers for $80 million) hired an actual ad agency to create a polished campaign. Carvel himself died in 1990, and was later the subject of a bizarre claim by his niece that he had been murdered so his aides could lay claim to the Cookie Puss fortune. The allegation was later dropped.

Today Puss, Fudgie, and the others can still be found at the 400-odd Carvel locations; the company’s slightly retroactive history currently claims that Cookie Puss is actually an alien from the Planet Birthday.

But whatever its fictional narrative might be, Cookie Puss still bears a strong resemblance to Tom Carvel. The inspiration for Dumpy the Pumpkin, however, remains unknown.


January 5, 2017 – 1:30pm

15 Uses for Obsolete Technology

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With each successive step forward in technology, humanity gets a little bit better at solving medical problems, gathering knowledge, and streaming ’80s sitcoms.

Unfortunately, with progress comes obsolescence—and obsolescence tends to create a lot of waste. If you’re not in the mood to hold a yard sale and you don’t want to toss your Betamax or Walkman in a landfill, you might take some inspiration from these 15 ways people have recycled their old tech.

1. THE VHS TOASTER 

We can’t exactly advocate wiring an old VHS recorder so it contains heating elements and a rapid-eject feature. We can advocate watching someone else do it.

2. THE COMPUTER MONITOR KITTY CONDO

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Flat screen displays have made it easy to forget how cumbersome CRT monitors were. It turns out all of that spacious real estate is perfect for cat occupancy once you’ve ripped out the tube.

3. CASSETTE TAPE ART

Artists like Nathalie Santa and Erika Iris Simmons have mastered the art of unspooling old audio cassettes and arranging the magnetic tape into fantastic portraits of famous figures.

4. A TV FISH TANK

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Console televisions are hideous. But they’re also pieces of furniture that can be upcycled into something approaching pop art. Several sites have instructions for creating a water-tight seal and turning the set into something that broadcasts an all-fish channel.

5. A TURNTABLE DRAWING ROBOT

Machine screws, clothespins, and a Sharpie are all you need to cobble together a kind of Spirograph using two turntables. Just make sure they have a variable pitch control so you can manipulate the speed of your automated doodles.

6. A FLOPPY DISK PENCIL HOLDER

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Depending on how old your kids are, they may think this floppy disk pencil holder is cool—or repurposed alien technology. Some light drilling and cable ties will bundle the old hardware together to make for an attractive, functional way to ease up on desk clutter.

7. MOTHERBOARD JEWELRY

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The fine people at motherboredjewelry.com upcycle pieces of discarded motherboards, RAM chips, and other outdated computer guts to make fashionable, eco-friendly jewelry. We’re partial to the bookmarks.

8. VHS COVER SPIRAL NOTEBOOKS

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It turns out that old cardboard VHS covers are exactly the right kind of durable to repurpose as a spiral notebook. All you’ll need are some pliers, a paper knife, and a ruler to remove the boring store-issued cover and replace it with your favorite Frank Stallone vehicle. 

9. HOLIDAY ORNAMENT CDS

Glittery tree ornaments don’t have to be expensive. If you have unwanted CDs, you can smash them up—or use a good pair of scissors to snip them—and glue the individual pieces to a bare glass bulb. The effect is surprisingly cool, and a way better use for Richard Marx recordings than one would ever think possible.

10. AN APPLE iBOOK WALL CLOCK

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Apple laptops are so sleek that even one destined for the garbage bin makes for an attractive wall decoration. Several sellers on Etsy have used them to make hanging clocks, with the mouse doubling as a pendulum.

11. A FLOPPY DISK BAG

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Gather a few dozen floppies, drill holes, and string them together using craft store chain links for a boxy-yet-awesomely-nostalgic piece of mobile storage.   

12. A PC DESK FAN

Have a desktop chassis sitting in the basement that used to make an unholy noise with the fan? Turns out those little things are perfect to keep you cool in the warmer months. Some crafty people even use a hard drive as a stand.

13. A PC CASING MAILBOX

Amuse your mailperson by gutting an old desktop and mounting it out front to create a clever letter drop.

14. A PRINTER COIN TUMBLER

Ever wish you had a coin tumbler? Ever wish you could find a new use for an ancient printer? Solve two problems at once by modifying a printer to tumble and clean loose change.

15. A CD CASE BAGEL HOLDER

Not crafty or absolutely unable to craft anything without risking injury? You’re still in luck: The spindle from a stack of blank CDs is already the perfect size, shape, and configuration for a bagel. Bonus: the plastic cover keeps the bread from getting mushed while being transported.


January 4, 2017 – 6:00pm

Let Tom Hardy Read You a Bedtime Story

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Tom Hardy, the British actor who came to prominence playing characters averse to shaving and bathing, had a holiday surprise for fans on New Year’s Eve. He was featured on the BBC’s CBeebies anthology series, where actors are tasked with reading bedtime stories to young viewers.

Hardy’s selection was You Must Bring a Hat by Simon Philip and Kate Hindley (who provided the illustrations), a whimsical tale in which a boy invited to a party tries to adhere to the dress code by taking along a monkey sporting a cap. Hardy uses several different voices during his segment; the dog dozing in his lap is reported to be the actor’s own.

The spot is likely to be the most family-friendly appearance by the actor in the foreseeable future. He can next be seen in Taboo, the BBC One and FX period drama about an anti-establishment provocateur that Hardy has described as being “part Hannibal Lecter.” You can catch all of Hardy’s reading engagement below.


January 3, 2017 – 1:30pm

5 Questions to Ask Your Auto Mechanic

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Own a car long enough and you will eventually find yourself standing in an auto repair shop trying to decipher what the technician is trying to tell you. The only common language? How much it’s going to cost.

Even though you might not understand all the nuts and bolts of a repair job, it’s still important you have enough information to make an informed decision. We asked mechanic Charles Sanville of The Humble Mechanic blog to pass along five simple questions that should elicit some helpful information from a repairman before (and after) you commit to getting the work done.

1. “CAN YOU SHOW ME THE PROBLEM?”

Most mechanics are not out to rip you off. But if they are, they can often be tripped up by a simple request to see which part is in need of attention. “You always want to ask this,” Sanville says. “Tell them you want to see the part that’s failing.” While some issues might be with a car’s electronics and therefore won’t have a physical spot to point to, it’s still a good idea to try. Having a visual aid will also make a tech’s explanation easier to understand.

2. “WHAT HAPPENS IF I DON’T FIX THIS?”

Be sure to ask the shop what the consequences might be of not taking care of an issue right away. “You should ask what happens in the long term if something doesn’t get fixed,” Sanville says. While a timing belt might need replacement, it’s possible it might be good for another few thousand miles; a brake issue probably can’t wait.

3. “CAN YOU PRIORITIZE THESE REPAIRS?”

Some technicians make repairs seem like urgent matters, but not everything needs to be addressed immediately. “Having five issues isn’t uncommon, but a couple of them might not be a big deal and can wait,” Sanville says. “Have them prioritize what’s wrong with the car.”

4. “CAN I SEE THE DEFECTIVE PART?”

Before the repair has been made, request that the shop save the faulty part so you can take a look. “Sometimes they’ll let you keep it,” Sanville says, depending on disposal requirements. It’s tangible proof they did the work promised.

5. “CAN YOU EXPLAIN HOW YOU FIXED IT?”

Don’t worry about understanding much—or any—detail about the repair work. What you really want, Sanville says, is to build a relationship with the technician and not just the service advisor behind the counter. “Ask them to explain in a technical way what the problem was, how they caught it, and how it was fixed. It’ll help build a relationship and then you’ll have your own tech. You can bring it to ‘Bill’ instead of just ‘ABC Auto.’ That’s a guy who will know you and know your car and do what he can to keep you on the road.”


December 26, 2016 – 2:00pm

15 Fitness Tips From 1800s Bodybuilder Eugen Sandow That Are Still Good Today

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At the turn of the last century, there were only a handful of fitness enthusiasts America turned to for wellness tips that didn’t involve enemas or strange contraptions. One of them was Eugen Sandow (1867-1925), a German-born bodybuilder who appeared to be carved from marble. Sandow’s physique was so impressive that he regularly toured to perform feats of strength; other times, he simply stood on stage like a statue while a gawking audience counted his abs.

But Sandow wasn’t content merely to be admired: He wrote books, started his own magazine (Physical Culture), wrestled a muzzled lion for the sport of it, and regularly opined on how his pear-shaped fans could work toward better physiques. While not all the advice was salient, Sandow did have a grasp of fitness principles that magazines and coaches have gone on to repeat for decades. Here’s what the pioneering bodybuilder had to say to those seeking the body of a Greek god.

1. YOU CAN EXERCISE WHILE SITTING DOWN.

In his 1897 book, Strength and How to Obtain It, Sandow advised readers that sitting down and straining one’s muscles was virtually as good as hitting the weights. “When you are sitting down reading practice contracting your muscle,” he wrote. “Do this every time you are sitting down leisurely, and by contracting them harder and harder each time, you will find that it will have the same effect as the use of dumb-bells or any more vigorous form of exercise.”

While we know today that you need a balanced fitness regimen (one that includes both cardiovascular exercise and weight training) in order to stay healthy, Sandow was ahead of the curve when it came to incorporating exercise into stationary periods of your daily routine.

2. WOMEN CAN LIFT WEIGHTS, TOO.

The idea that women could become overly masculine or muscle-bound due to weight training was an idea that persisted well into the 20th century, but Sandow was quick to shoot it down:

“The influence of exercise on the bodily frame of women is, strange to say, still indifferently recognized. The prevalent idea is that muscular exercise of any active kind, for a young girl, coarsens and makes a boy of her. The idea is a delusion; mischievous, indeed, when we realize the value to a growing girl of gymnastics, in their milder form of calisthenics; and its evil results are seen not only in the ailments, among many others, to which we have just referred; but also in the absence of comeliness, grace, and that beauty and shapeliness of physical contour which we associate with a perfectly-formed and finely-conditioned woman.”

3. FITNESS MAKES FOR BETTER POOPS.

Even though Sandow looked like an anatomy chart, he never endorsed weightlifting for purely aesthetic reasons. Fitness, he wrote, could have a beneficial effect on your digestive system. “Muscular exercise improves the powers of nutrition and stimulates and strengthens the digestive apparatus … a salutary effect can also be exerted on the bowels and intestines, which otherwise not infrequently become torpid,” he wrote. “The effect of exercise on the secretions is no less beneficial, for accelerated circulation, it is well known, hastens the gathering up of the waste matter in the body and its exudation by the great organs of excretion—the skin, the lungs, and the kidneys.”

4. DRYING YOURSELF OFF AFTER A BATH ACTUALLY MAKES YOU COLDER.

While preaching the benefits of a nice, cold bath—something modern researchers have endorsed for recovering from muscle soreness in some instances—Sandow implored his followers not to towel off afterward. Instead, he told them to stop being children and just tolerate being in wet clothes:

“I have no hesitation in saying that this is a great mistake. Let me explain the reason: As you get out of the bath you rub down first one part of the body and then the other, and thus, whilst one part is being warmed by the friction, the other is getting cold. Many people who take cold baths in this way complain of touches of rheumatism, and the whole trouble arises, I believe, from different parts of the body being alternately warmed and chilled…If you do not like the idea of getting into your clothes wet, just take the water off the body as quickly as you possibly can with a dry towel, jump into your clothes, and let Nature restore your circulation in her own way.”

5. ESTABLISH A FITNESS ROUTINE WHEN YOU’RE YOUNG.

“If I had a boy,” Sandow said, “I should start him with ½-lb. dumb-bells when he was two years old, and then gradually increase the weight with his years. My idea is that boys from ten to twelve should have 3-lb. dumb-bells; from twelve to fifteen, 4-lb.; and from fifteen upwards, I consider 5-lb. dumb-bells quite sufficient for any one … It should be compulsory in all schools for boys to have regular training with dumb-bells, and if this were universal there would soon be a most beneficial change in the physique of the rising generation.”

6. SKIP THE GYM MACHINES, THEY’RE OVERRATED.

Sandow maintained he achieved his physique strictly through the use of barbells and dumbbells, avoiding any complicated gym apparatus. “I have never fancied, nor found need for, the elaborate equipment of the modern gymnasium,” he wrote. “Nor have I ever exercised except on the ground, eschewing such appurtenances as the trapezium, the rings, the plank, the ladder, the mast, the vertical pole, and other paraphernalia of gymnastic training.”

7. IT’S OKAY TO CHECK YOURSELF OUT IN THE MIRROR.

“It is desirable to exercise before a looking-glass,” Sandow wrote. “For you can thus follow the movements of the various muscles; and to see the muscles at work, and to mark their steady development, is itself a help and a pleasure.”

8. MIX IT UP.

Open a bodybuilding magazine today and you’ll see variations on the advice Sandow was passing out from the beginning: Keep weights, rep, and volume mixed up to keep your body in a constant state of response. “Don’t always train with the same amount of weight,” he wrote. “Some days use more moderate weights to tone the muscles, on other training days really exert yourself, give the muscles plenty of work to do, then nature will take care of building more strength, muscle and better health.”

9. REACH FOR WATER INSTEAD OF COFFEE.

“Let me say that tea and coffee contains alkaloids, which are injurious to the nerves and stomach,” Sandow wrote. “I never drink either. Water is nature’s offering to the thirsty, and when distilled can not be improved upon.”

10. MODERATION IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS.

Despite having the body of an action figure, Sandow claimed he never sweated over his diet—he just didn’t enjoy anything in excess. “It may be said at once that I have no belief in special diet. There is no better guide to good living than moderation. Be moderate in all things, and you need fear no interruption in gaining strength by my system of training.”

Sound thinking, although Sandow probably wouldn’t have thrilled the Surgeon General. “A man should be denied nothing which he desires within certain limits,” he once said. “I never refuse myself anything—I take wine, beer, smoke, and take a turn all round as other men who make the most of life … I just eat and drink what I want, when I want, and in what quantities I want.”

11. TAKE YOUR WORKOUT OUTSIDE.

According to Sandow, exercising indoors was a fate to be avoided at all costs:

 “Exercise, I would also impress upon the young reader, ought to be taken in a well-ventilated place, not in a contracted bedroom or thronged hall, where the atmosphere is likely either to be close, and therefore poisonous, or contaminated by many breaths, each throwing off at every expiration about twenty cubic inches of impure air, which occasion headaches, labored breathing, and stagnation of the life-processes.”

12. IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD A HORSE, BUY A BIKE.

While Sandow bemoaned the ill effects of a sedentary desk job, he lacked interest in walking for walking’s sake, calling it “tedious” and “defective.” Instead, he advocated bicycling. “Each week the bicycler acquires an added skill, and power which could not be done the week before.” And while he found horseback riding “exhilarating,” he admitted bikes would be the more practical mode of transport for most: “A clerk on a salary of fifteen or twenty-five dollars a week, to whom the purchase and keep of a horse would be impracticable, can easily buy a good cycle, which, with reasonable care, should last for many years, requires no feed and almost no expense for keeping it in order.”

13. KEEP YOUR ROOM TOASTY FOR RELAXED MUSCLES AND A GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP.

Sandow would have had no patience for people who try to conserve energy by crawling into a bed while the ambient temperature is below 50 degrees. “The surface of the body is chilled and the internal organs congested,” he wrote. “In a warm room one is disposed to disrobe slowly, a sponge bath or a plunge is agreeable, and a little exercise is a pleasure. Then sleep comes gladly and without wooing.”

14. WOMEN SHOULD LOSE THE HEELS.

Calling corsets and small shoes “incalculable evils,” Sandow lobbied for women to rid their wardrobes of clothing that prioritized looks over comfort. “With these objectionable things discarded, or structurally modified, so that they will not occasion the ills for which they are now responsible, the health and vigor of women would sensibly improve, the resort to cosmetics would become unnecessary, and the nervous disorders and ailing feeling, which deprive the sex of half the joy of life, would vanish.”

15. PERSEVERE.

Sandow never minced words when it came to the discomfort the pursuit of physical fitness—or life—can sometimes provoke:

“It sometimes happens that a young man or woman, or perhaps a middle aged one, sets out on the course of training with the greatest enthusiasm. After the first two or three days the enthusiasm perhaps wears off. Then comes a period of stiffness, and the pupil is inclined to think that he cannot be bothered to proceed with the course. To such pupils, I would say, in all earnestness, “Don’t be overcome by apparent difficulties; if you wish to succeed, go forward; never draw back.”

Additional Sources
Strength and How to Obtain It [PDF]; Sandow on Physical Training; “How to Preserve Strength and Attain Health,” Cosmopolitan, May 1894 [PDF].

All images courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.


December 23, 2016 – 8:00am

15 Surprising Actors Considered for ‘Star Wars’

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It’s been more than 40 years since George Lucas and director Brian De Palma opened their communal casting sessions for Star Wars and Carrie, pooling their resources in a combined search for actors who could carry either Lucas’s space opera or De Palma’s adaptation of the Stephen King novel.

Obviously, the Lucas cast—led by Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, and Carrie Fisher—worked out just fine. But those inaugural sessions led to a line of performers in the next decades who either auditioned or were strongly considered for roles across the multi-part franchise. With the eighth feature film, Rogue One, arriving in theaters this week, we’re taking a look at 15 performers who once had a chance at co-starring with a Wookiee.

1. CHRISTOPHER WALKEN

Droll, droopy-eyed character actor Christopher Walken first garnered notoriety for 1978’s The Deer Hunter, where he played a psychologically immobilized Vietnam veteran. Prior to that, he was one of several actors who visited with Lucas to read for the part of Han Solo, by some accounts doing so well that at one point Lucas narrowed his choice to between Walken and Ford: Ford, who had been in Lucas’s American Graffiti and was helping feed lines to auditioning actors, got the part.

It wouldn’t be Walken’s only flirtation with sci-fi: Decades later, his name was batted around for the part of James Kirk’s great-great grandfather in a Star Trek prequel film project that never got off the ground.

2. AL PACINO

Already a huge star thanks to a string of 1970s hits including The Godfather, Serpico, and Dog Day Afternoon, Al Pacino apparently had the luxury of being offered the role of Solo without having to audition. “Star Wars was mine for the taking but I didn’t understand the script,” Pacino admitted in 2013.

3. JODIE FOSTER

Jodie Foster’s role as a teenaged prostitute in Martin Scorsese’s Taxi Driver apparently impressed Lucas enough that the 15-year-old actress was brought in to read for the role of Princess Leia. Discounting the awkwardness of any possible flirtation with a 30-something Solo, she was passed up in favor of 19-year-old Carrie Fisher, who had only one movie credit (Shampoo) to her name at the time. 

4. ORSON WELLES

Although Lucas needed a complete cast assembled for the start of principal photography in 1976, he had the comparative luxury of deliberating on how best to personify respirator enthusiast Darth Vader. David Prowse was in the suit on set, but his lines could be dubbed over later. For a time, mercurial director and former radio star Orson Welles was considered. Deciding Welles’s voice was too recognizable, Lucas opted for James Earl Jones instead.

5. MEL BLANC

As with Vader, Lucas was free to mix a physical performer with a voiceover artist for the role of C-3PO. Unlike Vader, he opted to use one man to accomplish it. Anthony Daniels voiced the chirping droid, although animation legend Mel Blanc was considered for a time. It was Blanc who told Lucas that Daniels had a better take on the robot.

6. ROBERT ENGLUND

Before landing the part of Freddy Krueger in the Nightmare on Elm Street series, Robert Englund tried his luck at auditions for the role of Han Solo. He didn’t get it, but he did tell his roommate about the space film that was about to start shooting, and that he should try out for a part: Mark Hamill decided he was right and paid Lucas a visit.

7. JIM HENSON

After conceiving of a wizened old Jedi who would train Luke Skywalker in the squalid swamps of Dagobah for 1980’s The Empire Strikes Back, George Lucas asked Muppet creator Jim Henson to perform the Yoda puppet for his cameras. “I thought he was the best puppeteer,” Lucas once said. But Henson’s schedule didn’t allow for it, so the job went to a colleague at the Muppet Workshop, Frank Oz, instead.

8. GARY OLDMAN

The brooding British actor has been in some of the biggest franchises of the past 20 years, including Christopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy and the Harry Potter films. Lucas wanted him to voice General Grievous in 2005’s Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and Oldman was apparently agreeable—until he found out that Lucas was shooting the movie as a non-union project. In a press release, Oldman’s management company stated that the “snag that made it impossible … is that this film is being made as a non-SAG (Screen Actors Guild) film. George Lucas and gang agreed to hire Gary Oldman if he in fact would become a union buster, and perform work illegally overseas. As a resident of America, and also a member of SAG, out of respect and solidarity with the other members, he could not and would not consider violating his union’s rules.”

9. SYLVESTER STALLONE

During auditions for the original Star Wars, Lucas seemingly had few reservations about who he might consider for the roles. Fatigue, however, would sometimes get to him. At one point, Sylvester Stallone walked into the room and walked right back out after assessing that a tired Lucas wasn’t going to be a receptive audience. “Guys in space don’t have this kind of face,” he said. “I get it.”

10. LEONARDO DICAPRIO

Leonardo DiCaprio had just come off starring in the then-highest-grossing film in history, Titanic, when George Lucas approached him to a play a young Anakin Skywalker in 2002’s Episode II: Attack of the Clones. He declined. “I just didn’t feel ready to take that dive, at the time,” he said. The actor might have struggled a bit with the decision, since he’s an avowed fan of the series who once auctioned off a toy collection valued at over $100,000. He was even in line at 1 a.m. for the release of Phantom Menace figures in 1999.

11. *NSYNC

The 1990s boy band *NSYNC is an anomaly on the list, in part because they were more than just considered for small roles in Star Wars—they actually filmed them. Lucas’s daughters were so enamored with the group at the time their father was shooting Attack of the Clones that he invited them to the set to appear as background characters. Justin Timberlake and Lance Bass declined, but Joey Fatone, Chris Kirkpatrick, and JC Chasez showed up for fittings. All three played Jedi Knights during the battle on Geonosis. The parts were cut for reasons unknown, although fan backlash may have played a part; Fantone’s family later insisted he could still be seen during the fight sequence.

12. MICHAEL B. JORDAN

In 2013, Creed and Fantastic Four star Michael B. Jordan told press that he had gone on an audition forEpisode VII: The Force Awakens. Jordan had previously worked for Lucas in 2012’s Tuskegee Airmen drama Red Tails, but the creator was not involved in the Disney-produced sequel.

13. TUPAC SHAKUR

Although it hit theaters in 1999, filming on The Phantom Menace began in 1997, with pre-production and auditions taking place in 1996. That’s reportedly when rapper Tupac Shakur pursued the role of Mace Windu, the Jedi Knight role that ultimately went to Samuel L. Jackson.

14. EDDIE REDMAYNE

Eddie Redmayne won an Oscar in 2015 for the Stephen Hawking biopic The Theory of Everything, but that honor didn’t do him much good during auditions for The Force Awakens. Aspiring for the part of Kylo Ren, Redmayne says the production was so secretive that he really had no idea who the character was or how he fit into the story. To compensate, he tried doing a Darth Vader imitation. “That’s a childhood dream crushed,” he told Moviepilot.com earlier this year.

15. MICHAEL JACKSON

As the most contentious character in the entire Star Wars saga, bumbling Gungan sidekick Jar Jar Binks has been a mixed blessing for Ahmed Best, the actor cast for his voice and motion-capture work in 1999’s Episode I: The Phantom Menace. According to Best, though, Jar Jar could have been even more infamous. Discussing the role with Vice in 2015, Best said Lucas had taken him to a Michael Jackson concert and told him that Jackson was toying with the idea of playing the alien. “[Lucas] said, ‘Well, Michael wanted to do the part but he wanted to do it in prosthetics and makeup like Thriller. George wanted to do it in CGI. My guess is ultimately Michael Jackson would have been bigger than the movie, and I don’t think he wanted that.”

All images courtesy of Getty Images.


December 15, 2016 – 9:15pm