Forceful Fashion: ‘Star Wars’ Suits Have Arrived

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Nearly 40 years after Star Wars arrived in theaters, it has become virtually impossible to find a retail category that hasn’t picked up the franchise’s valuable license. A Tauntaun sleeping bag? You can have one. A severed Wampa arm ice scraper? Sold out, but keep checking. A waffle maker that can make breakfast in the shape of the Death Star? Yours for $39.99.

Now you can show up for job interviews with OppoSuit’s line of Star Wars-inspired men’s formal wear. The first designs—“Strong Force,” a colorful multi-panel collage, and “Stormtrooper,” a sleek black and white number—are on sale now, with more designs expected to arrive between the December release of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story and May 2017’s Episode VIII.

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“We have been big Star Wars fans our entire lives and are therefore extremely proud of these great additions to our range of suits,” Jasper Castelein, creative director and co-founder of OppoSuits, told Licensing.biz.

Each suit retails for $109.99. Consumers can help OppoSuits decide on future designs by signing up for their newsletter.

[h/t Licensing.biz]


September 23, 2016 – 1:00pm

A Yahoo Hack Could Affect Hundreds of Millions of Users

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According to Recode, there might be dark days ahead for internet destination Yahoo. Sources have told journalist Kara Swisher that the service is set to announce a massive breach in security that may have compromised the information of hundreds of millions of users.

Reports of the hack began circulating in August, when a known cybercriminal named “Peace” bragged about securing the passwords and account information of 200 million Yahoo accounts. The data included birth dates and email addresses and was allegedly being offered for sale to identity thieves online.

At the time, Yahoo did not confirm the breach. Swisher now believes an announcement that the user data has been compromised is forthcoming. So, if you have a Yahoo account, now would be a good time to change your password, and read up on these tips for more smart ways to protect your information online.

News of the hack comes just as Yahoo is set to finalize a sale to Verizon for an estimated $4.8 billion.

[h/t Recode]


September 22, 2016 – 12:45pm

The Self-Building Concrete Block System Anyone Can Use

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If you’ve ever hefted a single concrete block, you can probably guess how much labor and skill is involved in manipulating hundreds of them to create a building structure. That kind of skilled labor comes at a cost that can sometimes be too steep for economically disadvantaged populations.

That’s why Mexico-based construction supply company Armados Omega is pursuing a different approach: interlocking, binder-free blocks that don’t require professional builders.

The self-building system, dubbed Block ARMO, is essentially a giant, vertical puzzle. The material uses six different shapes that interlock intuitively to provide a structurally sound final assembly. (Metal rods are inserted at set intervals to provide support.) Because no mixing of concrete or other binding material is required, it’s expected that ARMO could cut construction time in half.

Architect Jorge Capistrán, owner of Armados Omega, says he has built more than 300 rooms in Sierra Negra, Puebla in this fashion, with total costs reduced by over 20 percent. The company is hoping to ramp up production of the blocks to meet housing needs as well as expand the line to provide different colors, accents, and textures.

[h/t Architecture and Design]

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September 22, 2016 – 12:30pm

6 Movies That Ruined Their Studios

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No obituary written about director Michael Cimino (1939-2016) will ever neglect to mention Heaven’s Gate, the 1980 box office bomb that became synonymous with failure in Hollywood. Despite earning raves for The Deer Hunter two years earlier, Cimino was unable to corral Heaven’s Gate, which ran into production issues and ultimately went so far over budget that United Artists, the studio backing the project, was thought to be devastated.

That’s not quite true—Transamerica, the company’s owner, wrote off the $44 million budget—but United Artists did wind up selling to MGM. And while Cimino’s film might be the most well-known movie disaster, it’s hardly the only one that brought major film distributors to their collective knees. Here are six others that either damaged their studio supporters or demolished them entirely.

1. CUTTHROAT ISLAND (1995)

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Despite having a catalog full of hits like Terminator 2: Judgment Day and Basic Instinct, Carolco Pictures found itself in a precarious financial situation in 1994. The studio had invested in an explosive flop—Paul Verhoeven’s Showgirls—and was faced with a decision on whether to sink enormous production costs into another Verhoeven film, the Middle Ages epic Crusade, set to star Arnold Schwarzenegger. Instead, they opted to push ahead with Renny Harlin’s Cutthroat Island, a $121 million pirate adventure film starring Harlin’s wife, Geena Davis.

It was their sink or swim project, and it sank: Filming in Malta was burdened by cost overruns and bouts of food poisoning. Cutthroat Island grossed less than $10 million. Adding to the financial insult was the $13 million spent on pre-production on Crusade. Although Carolco made up some of the difference in selling off foreign rights, they were unable to satisfy their bond investors and declared Chapter 11 within weeks of the film’s release.

Star Matthew Modine pointed the finger at Harlin. “It was frustrating and Renny spent a lot of his time just finding new ways to blow things up,” he told the Independent in 1996. “He likes to blow things up.”

2. TITAN A.E. (2000)

Fox

After a lull in the 1980s, Disney proved feature-length animation was still a viable commodity in the 1990s with hits like The Lion King and The Little Mermaid. Their success prompted a number of studios to try their hand in the genre. In 1994, Fox hired veterans Don Bluth (An American Tail) and partner Gary Goldman to oversee Fox Animation.

Their first effort, 1997’s Anastasia, was a modest hit. Their second, the sci-fi space chase thriller Titan A.E. co-written by Joss Whedon, was not. According to Goldman, Fox Animation had sunk $30 million into pre-production with only concept drawings to show for it. They spent another $55 million to get it made. Halfway through production, they decided to abandon their 2D animation venture; the announcement was made official after Titan A.E. grossed just $9.4 million in its opening weekend. Goldman and Bluth are now trying to launch their crowdfunded Dragon’s Lair feature.

3. THE GOLDEN COMPASS (2007)

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New Line Cinema was not a risk-averse studio. They were the only shingle in town willing to gamble an enormous $200 million on Peter Jackson’s The Lord of the Rings trilogy. That payoff may have given them a false sense of confidence in adapting The Golden Compass, part of author Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials saga. Instead of amortizing the cost across three films, New Line sunk $180 million into just one installment.

The film grossed $70 million domestically but fared well internationally, with $260 million collected. The problem? New Line had sold off foreign distribution rights in order to finance the film and saw virtually none of that take. The decision left the studio vulnerable for a takeover by Warner Bros. The label is still being used: New Line plans on co-producing a new Compass adaptation for the BBC. 

4. CLEOPATRA (1963)

With a budget of $44 million—the largest of its time—it was going to be difficult for 20th Century Fox’s Egyptian costume drama Cleopatra to ever justify its existence at the box office. The period epic had such a disjointed production that actors sometimes didn’t know which scenes were being shot until they arrived on set that day. It also bears the unique distinction of being the highest-grossing film of 1963 that lost money.  Although the studio didn’t fold, Fox was forced to sell off 300 acres of its lot and postpone other productions to avoid permanently closing its doors.

5. THE RIGHT STUFF // TWICE UPON A TME (1983)

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Founded by legendary studio executive Alan Ladd, Jr., who had greenlit Star Wars while at Fox, the Ladd Company pursued ambitious projects like The Right Stuff, an adaptation of Tom Wolfe’s book about the early days of the space program. While a critical success, it failed to find an audience at the box office; the same held true for Twice Upon a Time, an animated feature executive produced by George Lucas. When both films sunk, the Ladd Company was forced to sell its assets to Warner Bros.

6. IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE (1946)

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Before it became a seminal—and public domain—classic, Frank Capra’s It’s a Wonderful Life was perceived as a disappointment upon its initial release. That was devastating for Capra, who had actually opened his own production studio, Liberty Films, with fellow filmmakers George Stevens and William Wyler to help distance themselves from executive meddling. With no track record, Liberty needed the film to live up to Capra’s usual standards of success. When it didn’t, he was forced to sell Liberty to the highest bidder. Paramount claimed his company; Capra’s autonomy was short-lived.


September 22, 2016 – 12:00pm

Out of This World: An Oral History of ‘ALF’

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At any other time, NBC president Brandon Tartikoff might not have been inclined to meet with an unknown magician and puppeteer named Paul Fusco about a television series. Along with partner Tom Patchett (The Bob Newhart Show), Fusco was pitching ALF, a sitcom about an alien from the planet Melmac who crashes into the garage of the suburban Tanner family and proceeds to ingratiate himself into their lives.

On the surface, it was a primetime puppet series, a genre that had never been handled with any grace beyond Jim Henson’s The Muppet Show. But NBC had recently made history—all nine of their 1983-84 season pilots (including Manimal) had failed, a first for any network—and executives needed to prove their worth to their corporate parents at General Electric.

Fusco won their trust. Sort of. “I didn’t sell the show,” he tells mental_floss. “ALF did.’

While ALF won over a conference room at NBC, critics had a mixed response: ALF was alternately referred to as “a Teddy Ruxpin bear that [looks like he] was horribly disfigured by a revolving door” and an “alien puppet dog.” But viewers were captivated by Fusco’s performance and ALF became a cultural phenomenon. Dolls, backpacks, toothbrushes, and other licensed material rang up hundreds of millions in sales; the show reached the top 10 in the Nielsen ratings; the puppet took up a semi-permanent residence on Hollywood Squares.

But ALF’s ascension into sitcom history was not without its bumps. The cast was forced to navigate a set that contained trap doors for Fusco to work in while operating the puppet, turning the family’s living room into a war zone. NBC, which quickly understood ALF’s appeal to children, grew concerned that a beer-drinking, cat-eating alien might be a bad influence; Max Wright, a classically trained theater actor who portrayed the beleaguered Willie Tanner, became so disenchanted with the role that he was prone to storming off the set and later referred to his experience as “very grim.”

Despite the difficult production, ALF continues to be a pop culture standard. In honor of the show’s 30th anniversary, mental_floss asked Fusco and other cast and crew members to discuss the show’s complicated logistics, the on-set rules for guest actors, and perhaps the greatest achievement of all: outselling Bon Jovi posters.

I: ALIEN LIFE FORM

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A communications major, Paul Fusco worked his way through college by taking on engagements involving magic, puppetry, and ventriloquism. Believing television was made for puppetry—the screen acts as the stage, with the margins cutting off the illusion-breaking presence of human performers—Fusco made a deal with Showtime in the early 1980s for a series of specials. Coming out of their development was a character Fusco decided to set aside for later use—a rancorous, beady-eyed alien he dubbed ALF.

Paul Fusco (Co-Creator, ALF): I had the idea for the show and Disney wanted to buy it. If you worked for Disney, they owned everything. They owned you, lock, stock, and barrel. I couldn’t deal with something called Walt Disney’s ALF, so I turned them down.

Tom Patchett (Co-Creator, Writer, ALF): I had worked on a show called Buffalo Bill with Dabney Coleman. The lead character was like ALF in terms of being brazen. My manager told me a puppeteer named Paul Fusco wanted to meet me because he liked the show. I had worked on two Muppet movies already, and I thought, “Gosh, I don’t know.”

Fusco: Buffalo Bill was in line with my sense of humor. We partnered and formed Alien Productions. It really came down to: Do you want to bet on yourself or not?

Patchett: I remember meeting Paul in [manager] Bernie Brillstein’s offices. Bernie didn’t know Paul at the time. This was before. He got very upset. “What’s this f*cking puppet doing here?” He represented Jim Henson and didn’t want any other puppets around. Then he saw ALF and said to me, “Tom, I have one word for you: Merchandising.” That’s show biz.

Fusco: I would drag him out at parties for friends and family, working on him. Once I went to a comedy club in New Haven just to test him out. The response would be remarkable. I knew the character was working.

Patchett: The ALF I saw was very close to the one we wound up with. He nailed it right out of the box. I’ve worked with Henson and Frank Oz, who was particularly brilliant. I’ve seen the best, and I think Paul is right up there.

Fusco: ALF’s humor came out of him not knowing any better. He wasn’t politically correct, but he was like Sophia on The Golden Girls—the remarks came out of honesty. That was always the premise. He was never mean.

Steve Lamar (Associate Producer): Bernie managed Tom and also Jim Henson. Paul needed someone who was TV-savvy. I think if you knew Tom’s history in sitcoms, he knew where to take it. Paul knew what the puppet could and couldn’t do.  

Patchett: I would say Paul created the character and I created the show. I was fortunate enough to have worked with the Muppets and knew what it would take to make it believable.

Fusco: We pitched ALF to a lot of companies for two or three years. I was working in Los Angeles and went to meetings in my spare time. We didn’t want it to be saccharine. It had to have a certain sensibility.

After failing to arrive at a deal with other studios, Patchett, Brillstein, and Fusco took their idea to NBC, which was still smarting from a dire fall season and a string of failures. Thanks to Patchett, they got an audience with president Brandon Tartikoff, the man who brought Cheers, Family Ties, and other blue-chip programs to the station. It did not go as planned.

Patchett: I had a commitment for a pilot at NBC, so I took Paul over there with this idea for a series we had thrashed out.

Fusco: We set up a meeting with the VIPs at NBC. It was Brandon, Leslie Lurie, and Warren Littlefield. I walked in carrying a brown garbage bag with ALF in it, but I didn’t tell them that. I asked where I could do my laundry.

Lamar: It was probably a Hefty bag.

Patchett: You can’t pitch a primetime show where the lead is a puppet unless you see it.

Fusco: We go into this conference room and sit at this long table. I threw the bag under it. Brandon was at the head and I was next to him, with Tom next to me. We go into the pitch—alien crashes into this house, lives with the family, it’s funny. And I could see in their eyes that we’re losing them. Bernie whispers to me, “Take him out.”

Patchett: There’s no way you can look at what Paul does with the character and not laugh.

Fusco: I pull him out and sit him next to me. People were just silent. They didn’t expect it. Bernie said, “Listen, before you guys pass on the show, we wanted you to meet ALF.”

Patchett: That was absolutely the thing that put it over the top.

Fusco: So ALF is sitting there and not saying anything. He looks around the room, sizing everyone up. He looks at Brandon, picks his nose, and wipes it on Brandon’s jacket. The room went crazy.

Patchett: He just started raining insults at people.

Fusco: Brandon started talking to ALF and making eye contact. That’s when I knew I had him. He was asking me, “Why should we put you on our network?” I said, “Your network is falling apart!” They had done Manimal, Supertrain—ALF just tore him a new one.

With a green light from Tartikoff, ALF shot its pilot episode in the spring of 1986.

Fusco: The premise was essentially the house guest who wouldn’t leave. He’s a lonely person who can’t go back home. You had to have some sort of feeling for him.

Patchett: We talked about a lot of different ideas. Should he be with a senator? You can’t have him out in public. He’d be captured or killed.

Fusco: Tom got Max Wright from Buffalo Bill. He was the perfect choice. ALF and Max had great chemistry onscreen.

Patchett: Max absolutely made you forget ALF was a puppet.

Lamar: I sat in on a lot of the casting sessions. Paul would be there as ALF. One woman who came to read for Kate Tanner, he kind of verbally sparred with her. As an actor, you had to be able to give it back to him, and this woman couldn’t. Anne Schedeen [Kate Tanner] could, and that’s why she was cast.

Patchett: Casting is always about throwing things in the air. We talked about seeing if John Candy was available, but ultimately ALF was the show. He was the funniest one.

Lamar: I’m not sure if anyone else has said this, but Brandon Tartikoff was going to pass on the show after we shot the pilot. But his daughter, who was three or four at the time, loved it. That’s what made him say, “Okay, let’s give it a chance.”

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Almost immediately, the logistical issues of a single-puppet, multi-camera sitcom began to present themselves. Fusco was fiercely protective of preserving ALF’s integrity as a real character.

Fusco: We tried to do one or two episodes in front of a live audience, and it just didn’t work. There was so much delay between set-ups that we just couldn’t do it.

Dean Cameron (Actor, “Robert Sherwood”): I did three episodes as the daughter’s boyfriend. When I got there, I got this little handout, this little sheet. At the top it said, “Call him ALF. Do not call him a puppet.”

Lisa Bannick (Supervising Producer): It was old-school magician stuff. We were told, “ALF is from the planet Melmac.” And that’s what we’d say to press.

Benji Gregory (Actor, “Brian Tanner”): He was super-protective of ALF’s image. If anyone in the cast was asked, he wanted us to seriously say, “He’s an alien.’

Fusco: It goes back to my magic background, not to give away secrets. It’s not rocket science, but people didn’t always know how it was done. I’d get mail saying, “Hi, ALF, my dad says you’re not real, but I know you are.” They want to believe, so I did it for the kids.

Victor Fresco (Staff Writer): I think it’s the same way you don’t talk about the existence or non-existence of Santa Claus. You don’t want to burst a childhood bubble. 

Lamar: Early on, we had an actor, Michu Meszaros, who was a little person in an ALF suit. He was just in the pilot and in a couple of other episodes, but not as much as people seem to remember.

Cameron: Watching them do it was pretty amazing. There were three people—one did the head and arm, the other did the other arm, and then there was a guy who did the remote control for the eyebrows. They were just masters.

Lamar: A lot of times, his feet would be propped up on the coffee table, and sometimes I would be the one controlling them, making them wiggle via radio control. It gave you the impression of a full body.

Gregory: Paul’s wife, Linda, her job was to look at all the monitors and make sure you couldn’t see anyone’s arms.

Lamar: Lisa Buckley and Bob Fappiano were the other two. They were amazing. We once did a Risky Business take-off with ALF sliding in frame in a white T-shirt. It’s really, really hard to do that with two people right next to one another.

Tom Fichter (Art Director): They had to be like Siamese twins. I think Lisa and Bob wound up getting married. 

Paul Miller (Director): The set was full of trenches. You’d have to open and close them so Paul could get underneath. Every time the script said, “ALF crosses the room,” you’d go, “Oh, god, there’s an hour.”

Lamar: There were certain places where the trenches lived, like behind the couch, but you’re always adding and subtracting. We eventually just wore the stage out.

Gregory: One time, Anne came out of the kitchen and fell right into one of the holes. She got pissed.

Fichter: People fell in them all the time. We’d name a hole after every person who fell into it.

Miller: We actually shot it in a converted warehouse in Culver City because of the fact they had to build the floor up four or five feet for the trenches.

Bannick: We shot right next door to The Wonder Years.

Lamar: There was a whole world under that stage. The stagehands had everything under there except a 7-Eleven. Snacks, mini-fridges, little beds.

Fusco: It was uncomfortable, but there were no repetitive injuries. There was no Chronic ALF Syndrome.

Patchett: I do remember getting a message from Steven Spielberg after we shot the pilot. He wanted to see it to make sure there wasn’t any big resemblance to E.T. Apparently, he was satisfied.

II: OUT OF THIS WORLD

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Airing opposite MacGyver and Kate & Allie, ALF premiered on September 22, 1986 and was immediately singled out for its distinctive approach to the sitcom—one in which the lead character was literally not of this earth.

Fusco: Critics were rough on it because we were on at 8 o’clock. It was kind of, “What’s NBC thinking, putting on a puppet show at 8?” After four or five episodes, a few of them started to say, “Listen to what this thing is saying. It’s pretty funny.”

Patchett: It was like, “Is this a joke?” It’s a big primetime slot. But it got its own following. Thanksgiving, Monday Night Football, whatever it was, it held its own.

Fusco: I was very against anything sci-fi in the show. I didn’t want people to buy into anything other than ALF being real.

Al Jean (Staff Writer): That was a rule I thought worked. [It] makes ALF unique.

Fusco: Those episodes were constantly being pitched. One time, someone floated the idea of ALF finding a ray gun, zapping Willie, and ending up in another dimension.

Fusco:La Cucaracha” was as far as we pushed it. It was kind of believable—this bug hidden away in a bag of food.

Lamar: The giant cockroach episode, right. That was one Jerry Stahl wrote.

Bannick: We can figure out where that one came from.

Fusco: We did an episode, “I’m Your Puppet,” which gave ALF a puppet of his own. That was written by Al Jean and Mike Reiss [The Simpsons], and their original script was very dark, almost Twilight Zone-ish. It kind of creeped people out.

Mike Reiss (Staff Writer):The dummy was made to look just like Paul Fusco.

Jean: The puppet was certainly intended to be self-reverential. 

Reiss: Everyone seemed to realize this except Paul. He kept saying, “This looks like someone. Jamie Farr?”

Fusco: I think people are reading into things a little. We did an episode about ALF’s addiction to cotton. It wasn’t a reference to anyone having an addiction on the show.

Lamar: We were not a huge hit, but we were winning our time slot. It was different, and it was getting a lot of attention.

Fusco: Once we finished the first season, we got on a roll.

With ALF appealing to multiple demographics, it became apparent that some of the character’s habits—ALF enjoyed a cold beer every so often, and considered cats to be a delicacy—would have to be softened.

Fusco: In the pilot, ALF drinks a beer. He’s 200-something years old. We got flak about that. “He’s a role model. He can’t be drinking beer.”

Fresco: ALF was kind of your raunchy uncle.

Fusco: We did an episode where ALF was electrocuted when he tried to turn the bathtub into a Jacuzzi. The following week, they made us do a disclaimer. “Last week, we did a show … don’t try this at home.” They were just worried about liability.

Lamar: He was blow-drying his hair in the tub or something. We re-shot it with an egg beater.

Fusco: Kids were duplicating what ALF was doing. It was kind of sad in a way. Some kid put his cat in a microwave because ALF tried to do that once. We had to be real careful.

Bannick: NBC left us alone for the most part. They had other problems. But occasionally we’d get notes whenever we had an act break where ALF was in some kind of peril. They’d say, “Kids will think ALF is dead. You can’t do that.” Look, he’s in TV Guide next week. They’re not going to think he’s dead!

Fusco: The worst note I ever got was from Warren Littlefield, who wanted ALF to be more Webster-like. What does that even mean?

Bannick: We shot one scene on the stage where ALF and Willie are driving home in the car. And I got a phone call from someone at NBC saying, “You can’t use that. We can see Jesus’s face in the folds of Willie’s jacket.” You could see something, but whether it was a beaver or Groucho Marx—we did not reshoot it.

To help with the tedium of long shooting days, Fusco would often ad-lib between takes while in character as ALF.

Fusco: I enjoyed doing it. It made him real in the moment.

Fresco: It takes about 30 seconds to fall into the idea that this creature is real.

Gregory: Paul had everyone rolling all the time. He was hilarious.

Miller: You get used to the idea of directing a puppet.

Lamar: People would talk to ALF. “ALF, turn this way, turn that way.”

Miller: Whenever he had the puppet, he was the character.

Fichter: The most difficult thing was when ALF had to reach across the table for something, because there was no length of arm.

Lamar: Paul had a puppet just for rehearsal we called RALF, or Repulsive Alien Life Form. He was kind of old and wrinkly.

Fichter: No one really brushed his fur. He was kind of wild-looking. He really had a different personality. He’d look up actresses’ dresses and get this shocked look on his face.

Jean: Paul would cut loose and the tattered puppet seemed like a burned-out celebrity. It would make a great show now.

RALF wouldn’t have cut it for the character’s lucrative licensing ventures. His poster outsold one featuring the rock band Bon Jovi, a heady accomplishment in the mid-1980s. All told, ALF-related merchandise rang up well over $250 million in sales in 1987; Coleco sold $85 million dollars’ worth of plush ALFs alone.

Fusco: I turned down any kind of endorsement where ALF would be telling someone to go out and buy beer or hamburgers. I turned down General Mills, which wanted to do an ALF cereal.

Al Kahn (Then-Executive Vice President, Coleco): We did a billboard on Sunset Boulevard to help raise awareness for the show.

Fusco: Budweiser wanted ALF. This was prior to Spuds MacKenzie.

Kahn: We had other categories besides plush—swimming pools, ride-ons. He was a wise-ass with a sense of humor and it appealed to kids.

Cameron: They had an ALF pinball machine on the set. That was actually a lot of fun.

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Patchett: You can say it was a $100 million or whatever number, but we got a fraction of that. Part of the advance for the merchandising helped pay to produce the show.

Fusco: I turned down a lot of things, but there were some oversights in the international market. Someone made an ALF wind sock. In Germany, there was an imitation mayonnaise. Sometimes things slip through the cracks.

With success came demands for ALF to appear as a guest for a variety of shows and appearances, many of which proved problematic for Fusco and his insistence on preserving the illusion.

Fresco: I do remember Paul doing phone calls for Make-a-Wish. He’d call them at the hospital and talk to them as ALF.

Fusco: NBC wanted ALF to host Saturday Night Live. The home audience wouldn’t have seen me, but the studio audience would have. They couldn’t hide me, so I turned them down.

Patchett: People would be baffled. “Why can’t you just bring him in and do it?” Because it’s more complicated than that. It would’ve been great for ALF to do Saturday Night Live, but there’s no way he could have.

Fusco: I turned down David Letterman because I didn’t think he was going to go along with it. He’d have magicians on his show and kind of egg them on.

Patchett: It was best for him to be behind things, like a desk.

Fusco: Jim Henson was a big fan of ALF and wanted him to do a Muppet Show—the John Denver Christmas Special. He wanted to do something with Kermit and Miss Piggy. It would’ve given me an opportunity to perform with Jim and Frank Oz, but I turned it down because I didn’t want ALF to be perceived as a Muppet.

Bannick: Paul hated Muppets. ALF was a little raggedy, and his worst fear was people thinking he was part of Fraggle Rock.

Fusco: NBC was always after us to do these fall preview shows, these awful specials. ALF Loves a Mystery. They were just tedious. I did do a Matlock.

Patchett: ALF got invited to the White House by Nancy Reagan for the 1987 Christmas party. We set it all up so there was a special podium. Afterward, Paul told me President Reagan said ALF was his favorite show, which of course made me worry more about him.

III: ALIENATED

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As ALF matured into a ratings success, it became increasingly difficult to open up his limited world. He was an alien in hiding, which meant minimal interaction with anyone outside of the Tanner family.

Fusco: It was very much a contained show. We would bring in characters like Jody, who was blind, or a relative to try and expand it.

Fresco: It’s a very hard show to do. Your lead cannot interact with anyone in the world but the four regulars.

Fusco: We were constantly looking for ways to not violate the rules of the show but still meet other people. So one time, he met someone who was drunk. And maybe they just hallucinated him. I think we got some kind of award for that as a Very Special Episode.

Jean: I thought the biggest hurdle was that no one new could see ALF. So once we did a Gilligan’s Island dream show and a show with a blind person befriending him. We were already desperate for ideas.

Bannick: Paul and I co-wrote an episode featuring Willie’s brother with the idea that might be a direction for a spin-off or another season.

Fusco: He was housebound, if you really think about it.

Gregory: How many scripts can you write with ALF stuck in the Tanners’s house?

Bannick: When Anne Schedeen got pregnant, I got bombarded with ideas. “What if ALF has to drive Kate to the hospital? What if ALF has to babysit?” No, that’s ridiculous. Kate is not going to let an alien who can’t walk across a room without breaking a lamp take care of her child.

With a tedious production and few opportunities to explore their characters outside of reacting to ALF’s antics, the cast was reportedly not the happiest on television. That was especially true of Max Wright, who found his tenure as a second banana to the furry lead character increasingly tiresome.

Cameron: By the time I got there, the cast was over it.

Jean: The cast, I later heard, found it a very difficult experience because of the danger of the open trenches that ALF moved around in.

Bannick: If they were unhappy, they sure were professional, because I never heard about it.

Lamar: I think there were a lot of laughs early on, and as things continued, it became more tedious.

Cameron: Max was this theater guy who probably thought, “Sure, I’ll do this pilot and I’ll be back on stage in three weeks.” Four years later, he’s still the dad on ALF.

Miller: Max’s character was exasperated with ALF, and that was real.

Bannick: Let me tell you about Max: Writing for Max was like playing a synthesizer. He would play every single comma, ellipsis, or dash you put in. You type it in and he gives you exactly what you wanted.

Miller: I might get a note from Paul asking me to ask Max to pick up the pace. I would dread that because it would usually cause a problem.

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Gregory: We were rehearsing a script where Max makes kind of a cage for ALF and I get locked up in it. And I flubbed a line and Max flipped out on me. I’m nine years old and he’s screaming. I’m bawling.

Fusco: He was a classically trained theater actor. I think maybe he would’ve rather been doing theater instead of television, but you take the jobs that come along. I can’t speak for him, but it’s possible he might have felt trapped the longer the series went on.

Patchett: When it came down to doing year three or four, I’m sure he had had enough. Max is brilliant on the stage. Working in television might be anathema to his instincts.

Cameron: This is one of my favorite show biz stories: They’re blocking a scene and Anne Schedeen says, “Do I really need to be in this scene?” And then someone else asks the same thing. Max was a very hard worker trying to do the show. He started saying, “I’m here to work. Are you here to work?”

Pretty soon they’re all screaming at each other and the set clears. As he’s walking off, Max starts screaming. “Put us all on sticks! We’re the puppets here! We’re the puppets!”

Fusco: Max is a complicated man.

Cameron: I respected Max. He worked hard. I felt for him.

Miller: Paul was a very driven guy and a perfectionist who could get impatient with people.

Bannick: Paul was also a guy who was in a trench for five or six hours with his arm up in the air and then he’d go into his office, shut the door, and make calls to Make-a-Wish kids. He was completely drained.

Fusco: It absolutely was a tough, grueling schedule. But no one was manhandled or terribly treated. And the actors were paid significant amounts of money.

Miller: Paul wanted scenes to move along. And sometimes they’d say, “I don’t see it that way.” I don’t recall Paul ever yelling at anyone as ALF, no. He could be sarcastic, but that was the character.

Cameron: I did a sitcom once that ran 20-odd episodes and cannot imagine being on a show every single week where all the best lines are given to a f*cking puppet.

IV: THE PUPPET MASTER

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With the show’s ratings in decline, NBC decided to move the show to Saturday evenings—television’s version of a hospice. On March 24, 1990, viewers were left hanging when ALF appeared to have been discovered by military forces. It was a cliffhanger that would take six years to resolve.

Fusco: We were going to go another season. If not, NBC said we could at least finish up with an hour finale or a movie.

Miller: We knew fairly soon after the last episode. I asked someone from NBC if the rumors were true and they said, “Yeah, it’s not coming back.’

Fresco: I thought there was a 50-50 chance we were coming back. If we knew for sure we weren’t, we would’ve wrapped it up definitively.

Bannick: ALF does not have the same kind of shelf life as Cheers or Taxi. The premise gets tired easily.

Fusco: If we had gone a fifth season, the idea was going to be ALF on a military base. He’s incarcerated there in some kind of detainment camp. The family would be allowed to visit him. It would’ve opened up his world more. He would’ve been like Sergeant Bilko, essentially. Selling bootleg items, gambling.

Lamar: If it did come back, it needed to be something different.

Fresco: We had exhausted the family dynamic already. It would’ve given us something new.

Bannick: My idea for a series finale would have been to have ALF be discovered and become a celebrity. And he becomes so famous he has to go back into hiding.

Fusco: By that point, Brandon had left and Warren Littlefield had taken over, and he did not make good on Brandon’s promise.

But ABC did. In 1996, the network aired Project: ALF, which pursued Fusco’s idea of ALF on a military base. Intended to be a backdoor pilot for a new series, it failed to gain any traction. Instead, Fusco pursued a short-lived chat session on TV Land—2004’s ALF’s Hit Talk Show—and resurrected the character in a series of unexpected cameos. Most recently, he appeared in the Emmy-winning USA series Mr. Robot.

Fusco: I like when ALF shows up in unlikely places. Bill O’Reilly, The Love Boat, Meet the Press. Who expects that?

Patchett: Right now we’re in the final stages of a script for a movie. We’re determined not to do a kids’ movie. Kids will like the character anyway. We want to do the movie for the 35- to 40-year-olds who remember watching it.

Fusco: We were actually going to do a movie in 1987. We had a script ready to go, but the studio saw it as a low-budget matinee movie for kids. It never took off. But I think it would’ve been great. It took place in space and explained ALF’s journey to Earth. It was a prequel, basically. But the budget we needed and what we were offered were so far apart it would’ve been horrendous.

Patchett: It would be a mixture of Paul and CGI. We showed ALF’s full body a few times in the series, but we were never happy with it.

Fusco: We’re just waiting for the right moment to come back.

Whether or not ALF makes it back to the screen in some kind of hybrid CGI epic is probably beside the point. For a generation of viewers, he was a very simple but very effective visual effect. To this day, Fusco is reluctant to talk too much about ALF as an object.

Fusco: I don’t want people to think he’s sitting in a box somewhere, or living in an efficiency apartment with Scott Baio.

Lamar: ALF could come back at any time. He’s like KISS.

Reiss: At the time it was considered a silly family show, but its reputation has rightfully risen over the years. Al and I got to write the show just the way we later wrote The Simpsons—silly, smart, and subversive.

Bannick: I’d love to have a new generation discover it. There was such a personality to the way Paul played the role. ALF’s facial expressions were many times funnier than the lines.

Patchett: It’s huge in Germany. I’m doing a play there and it’s all anyone wants to talk about. They seem to appreciate the critique of the Americans.

Gregory: Every now and again, I’ll throw in the DVD. The puppet still holds up. I’m not sure about some of the lines.

Reiss: One of the most famous Homer lines, “What’s the number for 911?” was actually first uttered by ALF. [Writer] Steve Pepoon came up with the line years before [Simpsons writer] George Meyer thought of it independently.

Fusco: He’s probably a little more tainted, a little angrier. The world is a different place. It’s gotten a lot crazier since 1990. We might need ALF more than ever.

Gregory: I’m still kind of pissed at Max for yelling at me.


September 22, 2016 – 11:30am

A Turkish Company Built a Working Transformer

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Despite significant technological advancements in recent years, no one seems focused on what should be a priority: making a car that can transform into a towering, vengeful robot.

Letvision, a company based in Turkey, is looking to change that. They’ve just demonstrated a functioning BMW automobile that can morph into a humanoid at the touch of a button.

Dubbed “Letrons,” the car-bot is obviously paying homage to the Transformers, Hasbro’s long-running toy and feature film franchise. Unlike those CGI and plastic counterparts, however, Letrons transforms very, very slowly and cannot walk or shoot weapons, though it will belch smoke to confuse your enemies. It’s also a non-passenger vehicle that can be driven only at modest speeds via radio control.

Still, it’s a start. Letvision designed the prototype with the hope of eventually making mass-market machines for collectors with significant disposable incomes. Expect Letrons to wind up at a comic convention near you in the near future.

[h/t /Film]


September 21, 2016 – 11:00am

Memory Overload: SanDisk Announces New Massive 1 Terabyte SD Card

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In recent years, SanDisk has developed a reputation for storage card excess. In 2014, the company debuted a 512 MB SD card that retailed for $800—an amount that was probably more than the digital camera it was intended to be placed in.

At the time, it was thought to be the largest mini-storage device in the world. If that was a record, it has been broken by SanDisk’s announcement of a one terabyte card at the Photokina photography show in Cologne, Germany.

That’s a lot of storage. How much? The people at PC Ninja made this helpful chart:

According to SanDisk, the massive space on the card is a response to the increasing demand for 4K video, virtual reality software, and other memory-hogging applications that are expected to be in wide circulation in the coming years. Even photographers may soon gravitate toward higher capacity memory to avoid switching out cards while working. The downside? It might take longer to retrieve information—and losing it could mean losing weeks worth of work.

SanDisk only demonstrated a prototype of the card at the show; an official release date and price point are expected to be announced in the near future.

[h/t Gizmodo]

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September 20, 2016 – 11:30am

14 Entirely Too Specific Netflix Hidden Categories

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Ever since word began circulating that Netflix had a “secret” laundry list of content categories that allows the service to sort their films to target specific demographics, users have wondered if narrowing their selections might make for a speedier selection on movie night.

The answer is: Maybe, if you’re a huge fan of Casper Van Dien and dogs with magic powers. Check out 14 of Netflix’s most oddly specific labels. (To browse on your own, just type www.netflix.com/browse/genre/####, with #### being the accompanying four-digit code.)

1. POLITICAL TEARJERKERS (1291)

Nothing evokes a good cry like a political convention. Unfortunately, Netflix is woefully under-stocked on the genre, offering only Braveheart and Lee Daniels’ The Butler as options. 

2. VISUALLY STRIKING MOVIES FOR AGES 11 to 12 (2869)

Are you 10 and a half? Forget it. A day over 12? There’s nothing to see here. But if you are just the right amount of prepubescent, you might enjoy The Corpse Bride or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.  

3. RAUNCHY SCI-FI AND FANTASY (9963)

There used to be entire video store racks devoted to low-budget, scantily-clad barbarian movies. Sadly, those days are long gone. Netflix’s only current option for viewers eyeing sexy sorcery is Hell and Back, an R-rated CGI film from 2015 about two brothers who wind up in hell.

4. EXCITING MOVIES STARRING JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME (516)

This category seems redundant if one assumes Belgian thespian Jean-Claude Van Damme is incapable of making an unexciting film. The selection, however, offers evidence to the contrary: It consists mainly of his latter-day filmography. Welcome to the Jungle is no Kickboxer, although Pound of Flesh—in which Van Damme hunts down thieves who stole his kidney—is deserving of a category all its own.

5. GOOFY SLASHER AND SERIAL KILLER MOVIES (3712)   

The Scary Movie franchise probably belongs here, but Netflix doesn’t currently own the rights to stream them. Instead, you’re stuck with Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, a modest comedy about two affable rural types mistaken for spree killers.

6. FEEL-GOOD SPORTS MOVIES FOR AGES 8 TO 10 (855)

We’d file Brian’s Song here, but Netflix is more responsible: The library mainly consists of the Air Bud franchise, a direct-to-video staple about a Golden Retriever smart enough to master a variety of sports but not quite sharp enough to get better acting gigs.

7. CEREBRAL SCANDINAVIAN MOVIES (995)

Be confident all of your Scandinavian entertainment via Netflix will be grim, dire, and full of hopelessness: Director Lars von Trier makes up most of the entries, although you can lighten things up a bit with a documentary about cultural genocide.

8. CRITICALLY-ACCLAIMED GORY DRAMAS (4753)

If you’re going to watch a disemboweling, it had better come with a good Rotten Tomatoes score. Saving Private Ryan, Braveheart (again), and Gladiator are among the entries.

9. INSPIRING MOVIES FOR AGES 5 TO 7 (4561)    

Children without any hope in their eyes might benefit from a rousing inspirational film like Hey, Arnold: The Movie or The Land Before Time

10. MOVIES STARRING CASPER VAN DIEN (2586)

When you’ve exhausted your Erik Estrada (1231) or Michael Dudikoff (487) options, it might be time to graduate to Casper Van Dien, the hunky star of 1997’s Starship Troopers. Easily his best film, you won’t find it here. Instead, you can check out Van Dien in a haunted house (The Pact) or in a very low-budget Avengers rip-off (Avengers Grimm) featuring fairy tale characters.

11. WINE AND BEVERAGE APPRECIATION (1458)

Booze connoisseurs will enjoy this corner of Netflix devoted to documentaries and series about people drinking, talking about drinking, or wishing they were drinking. A Year in Champagne takes a look at how sparkling wine is made; Crafting a Nation examines the trials of small-time brewers.  

12. COMING-OF-AGE ANIMAL TALES (108)

Growing up is always better with a pet. (Unless you were the kid in Old Yeller.) Check out this category for stories of taming horses (Flicka 2, Rodeo Girl) and an immortal dog with magic powers (The Amazing Wizard of Paws).

13. SKIING NON-FICTION (4437)

Your standard slope movies—Ski School, Ski School 2—can take significant creative license with the ski world. For the facts, check out the documentary McConkey about the legacy of skier and base jumper Shane McConkey.

14. COMEDIES STARRING LARRY FINE (2171)

As any Three Stooges fan knows, no comedy has ever “starred” Larry Fine. He’s always been a supporting masochist, taking thousands of double eye-pokes as a team player. That’s probably why there are no titles listed.

All images courtesy of Netflix.


September 19, 2016 – 10:00am

Watch This Guy Make Evel Knievel’s Snake River Canyon Jump

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When Eddie Braun was a little boy, he got a chance to meet his idol, Evel Knievel. The famed daredevil took the young man aside and gave him some encouragement. A short time later, Braun hopped on his Schwinn bike and broke his arm trying to jump over some garbage cans.

His latest attempt to honor Knievel went a lot better. On Saturday, Braun, 54, climbed into the cockpit of a rocket-powered shuttle and made the jump Knievel himself couldn’t: over the 1600-foot expanse of Snake River Canyon in Twin Falls, Idaho.

Knievel had attempted to clear the terrain back in September 1974, but his parachute deployed while still over the canyon, causing him to fall 500 feet to the rocks below. Numerous people have come forward with plans to replicate the stunt, but the red tape involved—FAA clearance, liability issues, and city ordinances—kept everyone on the ground. A determined Braun spent three years and nearly $1.5 million of his own money to see the project through.

Calling the workmanship involved a “bunch of technical crap,” Braun boiled it down for GQ.com. “At the end of the day, my right hand will be on a switch,” he said. “I hit that switch, and if everything goes right, I’m going to go 0 to 430 mph in less than 3.9 seconds. And as I’m praying inwardly, I will hit a series of other levers and such, which will deploy the parachutes at the right time, which will slow me down, and bring me to a controlled crash.”

With no precedent to observe, Braun told his documentary filmmaking partners to finish production on a forthcoming feature even if he didn’t make it, so long as they would “cover my puddle with something dignified.”

In front of family and a few actual rocket scientists, Braun loaded himself into the rocket and took off, steam pressure from superheated water blasting him 2000 feet into the sky like something out of a Warner Bros. cartoon. After clearing the Canyon, his craft deployed two parachutes and came to a gentle landing 4729 feet away.

Braun, who now plans to retire from stunt work, was unharmed. That keeps his current worst-injury statistic at a broken back and collapsed pelvis from a car jump for an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger.


September 19, 2016 – 9:30am

7 Epic Toy Heists

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While the majority of robberies center around cash or expensive jewels, not all thieves have a taste for boring currency. Some like to keep it fun by ripping off every valuable toy in sight. Take a look at seven of the most audacious thefts that were sheer child’s play.

1. THE BEANIE BABY BANDIT

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Beanie mania gripped the nation in the 1990s, causing otherwise sensible individuals to pay hundreds of dollars for stuffed penguins. While some small-time operators got away with just a few hundred of the plush animals, it was Ben Perri of Glendale Heights, Illinois who was thought to have made the big score.

According to the Associated Press, the 77-year-old was arrested in 1997 for possession of over 1247 Beanies of the 6000 total that were reported missing from manufacturer Ty Inc.’s warehouse in Westmont. (A private detective hired by Ty tracked Perri to his Beanie-stocked storage lockers, then tipped off authorities.) Among those seized by cops: Bubbles, Digger, and Radar, some of which were “retired” toys that fetched more than $1000 each.

Perri, however, was acquitted in a trial after police failed to find evidence that he knew the Beanies in his possession had been stolen from Ty. (Perri claimed to have bought them at a flea market.) The collector later had to spar with police over retaining Beanie custody of the toys. “As far as we know, this is still stolen merchandise,” Deputy Police Chief Jim Linane told the Chicago Tribune. “We need proof of ownership, and Mr. Perri has never proven ownership.” Perri countered with “Nobody gives you receipts at the flea market. I’ve got a lot of money invested in those Beanies. Hard-earned money. I’m very disappointed.” Ultimately, Ty and Perri agreed to a local radio station’s offer of a Christmas sale to raise money for needy children. The Chicago Tribune estimated that the haul would yield over $80,000 for charity.

2. THE BLACK MARKET LEGO BRICKS

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According to a 2014 Arizona Republic story, Peoria realtor Troy Koehler and co-conspirators were arrested when investigators traced a series of LEGO set robberies to Koehler’s home. After tracking the movements of multiple thieves who would remove the security devices from expensive kits, police found that Koehler had a garage and three storage units full of black-market bricks totaling $200,000. Allegedly, Koehler would take the damaged shoplifted LEGO back to the store and exchange it for a brand new box that he would sell online for a profit. Koehler was charged with second-degree trafficking in stolen property and received a suspension of prosecution in July 2016 providing he stays out of trouble. 

3. THE HESS TRUCK HEIST

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From 1964 to 2014, the Hess Corporation issued a commemorative toy truck every holiday season that was sold at gas stations (since selling their gas stations in 2014, the toys have been sold online and in select stores). The trucks became popular among collectors, with the limited runs sometimes failing to meet demand. During its 50th anniversary in 2014, two men were arrested on charges of making off with nearly $11,000 worth of the 2012 trucks in Carlstadt, New Jersey. According to the New Jersey Record, suspect Miguel Centino and an accomplice, Rodolfo Chavarria, took cases containing 360 haulers off a stolen trailer and placed the cases in their vehicles. Centino was charged with one count of theft of moveable property and released on a summons; Chavarria and two other conspirators were charged with one count of receiving stolen property and were also released on summonses.

4. THE HOLE IN THE WALL GANG

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An independent toy store in Hobart, Australia was victimized in 2014 when thieves managed to tunnel a hole in the wall of the building, making off with $7000 worth of remote-controlled helicopters and train sets. Owner Samm Harrington told local media that he had obtained surveillance footage of a suspicious man who appeared to be casing the place days prior. The possible thief returned the day after his initial visit and bought a $2 Hot Wheels car “so he didn’t get totally sussed out,” Harrington said.

5. THE TOY CARJACKING

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In 1997, three girls under the age of 10 in Bar Harbor, Maine were accused of stealing a toy Jeep from a garage in their neighborhood. To cover their tracks, the girls repainted the red Power Wheels vehicle all black and removed all the decals, telling their parents they had found the $500 item in a trash pile. When the parents of the girl with the missing Jeep posted fliers about the theft, four of the parents chopped the car into pieces in an attempt to destroy the evidence. When the cover up was exposed, a judge ordered them each to pay a $254 fine in addition to restitution.

6. THE REWARD SYSTEM THIEF

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According to a 2012 Sun-Sentinel story, Fort Lauderdale resident Michael Pollara might be one of the most prolific thieves to ever set foot in a Toys ‘R Us. For 10 years, Pollara canvassed the country, dropping in on TRU locations and perpetuating what authorities referred to as a “box stuffing” scheme: He would locate a large box with a low price, empty its cheaper contents, then fill it up with smaller and more expensive items to sell online. The system was so lucrative it’s estimated Pollara made over a million dollars in one year alone. His downfall? Being preoccupied with the perks of his TRU Rewards Card. Law enforcement officials were able to track his movements in 139 stores across 27 states because he insisted on using it during his illegal transactions. Pollara served two years for the spree.

7. CAUGHT-ON-FIRE BARBIE

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Barbie, that impossibly-proportioned icon of toy shelves, was the target of a 1992 heist valued at over $1 million. According to the Los Angeles Times, collector Glen Offield was at a doll collector show when a thief entered and procured 5000 prized Barbies from his bedroom. To disguise the heist, he (or she) then set the property on fire; officials grew wise when they failed to find any immolated Barbie torsos among the ruins. Offield’s collection contained over 200 rare prototypes, as well as prized Ken and Skipper dolls. Authorities recovered the dolls from a storage later just weeks later. Neither Barbie nor her Corvettes were harmed.


September 19, 2016 – 4:00am