Personally, I’d be scared s***less if I found a bear was hanging out near my dog/house. Twitter user Jesse Jordan is clearly a better man than I am, as he was mad about this situation for an entirely different reason.
Jordan, who lives in a remote part of Canada, was shocked to find that his dog, Brick, has been accepting deer bones as a gift from a smart bear who is, in turn, granted access to Jordan’s trash. And you know how much bears loooooooove trash.
My idiot furry son has one job at night – bork at things and make them go away. Easy, right?
HOWEVER, a bear has learned that my furry son can be bought. This is the THIRD TIME he's been gifted deer bones in exchange for being allowed access to my trash, AND HE KEEPS DOING IT. pic.twitter.com/6NOKiFNLgm
— Jesse 'Great Tim Horton's Ghost!' Jordan (@JesseNeon) May 8, 2019
As you can see, Brick was bribed with some pretty big bones, so you can sympathize with his situation. I mean, how could he possibly turn those bad boys down?!?!
Jordan had to face the hard truth that Brick is just not cut out for this kind of work.
Although I basically handed my dog this position of power, it's become very clear that he has no idea how to actually do the job properly; now not only do I have to clean up a huge mess, I see him putting his own self-interest first. Clearly, I have no choice but to impeach him.
— Jesse 'Great Tim Horton's Ghost!' Jordan (@JesseNeon) May 8, 2019
Indeed, this is an impeachable offense. And although Jordan was pretty miffed by this offense, he had to admit that Brick is a damn good boy.
Just so I don't have to repeat it any more, doggo's name is Brickleberry but he answers to Brick. He's a mastiff/hound mutt with some beagle in him, and he is the best boi. His mom died days after he was born, so I raised him by hand. He is great with kids and apparently bears.
— Jesse 'Great Tim Horton's Ghost!' Jordan (@JesseNeon) May 9, 2019
People on Twitter loved the story and shared their thoughts about Jordan and his sidekick, Brick.
He protecc
He attacc
But sometimes he prefer to snacc— Amanda (@AmandaaaYG) May 8, 2019
That is some Honey Heist style diplomacy and I am here for it. Now I want to know what type of hat this criminal bear wears.
— CeramicOwlbear (@CeramicOwlbear) May 8, 2019
Seems like their relationship is fairly established. It's doubtful the bear of the dog anticipate bothering each other. Instead, the are the funniest animal duo seen lately.
— Trisherann (@Trisherann) May 9, 2019
This just sounds like you're not paying him enough.
If the bear is offering a better deal, you can't blame him for taking it. Capitalism.
— Erin (@ErinandEmmainFL) May 8, 2019
The dog should be running the place by now. Workers should own the means of production.
— Jesse Dahl (@thisistherevolt) May 8, 2019
Well at least they were negotiating…the bear-dog divide has historically been terrible but this is great bipartisan, interspecies work.
— (((Barb Kittridge))) (@kittrdg) May 8, 2019
And Jordan had one final thought for all the Tweeters out there.
I -have- to turn off notifications for this thread, but I'll leave you all with one final reminder that black bears are a nuisance in northern Ontario and not typically a threat, meaning Brick is very much not likely to get eaten. If he was, I wouldn't let him sleep outside. pic.twitter.com/I1gtj5iXuU
— Jesse 'Great Tim Horton's Ghost!' Jordan (@JesseNeon) May 9, 2019
Oh Brick, you really did it this time…
But we shouldn’t be too hard on him, right? I mean, find me a furry doggo that would ever turn down a heaping helping of deer bones.
Go ahead…I’ll wait.
That’s right, the answer is, they would all do the same exact that good ol’ Brick did in this situation.
Do you have any similar stories with your pets? Share them in the comments below, por favor!
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