15 Guys Discuss the Most Awkward Public Erection They Ever Had

Remember when you used to get stiffies out of nowhere? Boy, those were the days. Well, they still are the days sometimes, but not nearly as much anymore.

Don’t look at me that way!

But yeah, sometimes things could get SUPER awkward. Because when your erector set raises up out of nowhere, it might not be in the most opportune of places. This 15 guys share the most embarrassing situation they found themselves in when due south pointed true north.

1. Oh, she knew better Todd. She knew.

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2. Hot jocks

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3. Oh, she saw.

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4. Trust me, nobody wants to see that.

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5. The nurses always notice. Always.

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6. It’s that BDE at work!

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7. “She giggled”

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8. Does this even happen anymore?

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9. Like clockwork!

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10. Teacher?!?

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11. Tuck it underneath!

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12. While doing karate?! You do you…

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13. I wonder how THAT speech went.

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14. Nothing sexier than kidney stones at age 23! O_O

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15. …OR a proud BDE walk!

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Some of that was hard to read, wasn’t it? ?

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10 Clever Insults That are as Brutal as They are Polite

It’s difficult to land that perfect, witty but polite insult. Sometimes, though, things need to be said – but you still want to stay classy. These memes are perfect for the occasion, plus they’re pretty impressive in their own right.

1. It would be a shame to like raisins then

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2. Ha-ha

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3. So annoying!

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4. Great visual!

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5. True torture

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6. The dreaded wet sock

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7. Let’s not bring mom into this

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8. What are you a sadist?

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9. May your sheets be hot. And not in a good way.

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10. Never wish this on anyone

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What do you think? Which is your favorite?

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15 Couples Who Went from Married to Divorced Way Too Fast

These situations are always extremely uncomfortable. Not only for the couple actually imploding before your eyes, but for all the bystanders.

And that’s where you come in. These sordid AskReddit tales all detail stories of people witnessing marriages symbolically coming to an end.

Hang on tight!

1. 6 long months

“My friend married this woman after years of dating. They were together about 6 months, then on their first Christmas, he got her a present and she got him nothing. Later that night she left their house and didn’t come back until the next morning.

Apparently she had made an account on some dating site on Christmas, met a guy, and slept with him that night. She came clean the next day, but that was the end of their 6 month marriage.”

2. Oh my…

“Not sure how long it took the divorce to actually happen, but I went to a wedding where the bride didn’t go home with the groom afterwards. There wasn’t any cheating, she just decided she didn’t want to be a military wife. They were together before he enlisted, so I think part of it was that she wasn’t ready to move away from her family. It just sucked that she waited until that day to tell anyone.”

3. Holy sh*t

“Next door neighbor got married. Less than 2 months later she moved out, said he was abusive and a drunk. A couple of weeks later he shot and killed their neighbor through the front door after an escalating feud involving the neighbor’s dog getting shot with a bow and arrow.”

4. No sexting, please

“I went to a wedding where the bride got drunk and the groom picked up her phone and saw that she was sexting a coworker during the entire wedding… He told the officiant to not file the paperwork. Great reception though.

Edit: This occurred at the end of the reception as they were leaving to go to the honeymoon suite (the story is she was very drunk and her phone kept getting notifications so he picked it up). They did not go on their honeymoon and they returned the gifts to everyone. The guests weren’t told about what happened for a couple weeks as the bride was trying to save the relationship. I was also not privy to the legality of the nuptials not being submitted to the city clerk, so I can’t help on that front.”

5. A special day

“My wife’s family’s neighbor’s daughter got married and threw a huge wedding day bash like spent 50-70 grand. Then not even 2 weeks later got divorced. She had been cheating on her husband throughout the engagement but still wanted her ‘special day’. I heard later on that she had asked her mom if she had to live with her husband after they got married.”

6. Sad all around

“A relative of mine was forced into a shotgun wedding. The bride had a miscarriage, so they got divorced a month later.”

7. Meth is bad for you

“The husband had an unsolicited outburst at a family dinner, “I KNOW YOU GUYS KNOW I DO METH! AND YOU NEED TO BACK OFF ABOUT IT!” wife didn’t know; her dad didn’t know; nobody knew.”

8. Time to fly in the lawyers

“Some friends, who had been dating for a few months, got married in Las Vegas as sort of a drunken joke. The girl found out she would lose a lot of her trust fund because of being married. A gaggle of 4 lawyers were flown in and got a very quick retroactive annulment. Marriage lasted 4 days, except legally it was declared to have never existed at all. They dated for 3 more years then broke up.”

9. What did he expect?

“They got married in the October, she left him just after Christmas the same year. She was bored.

I don’t know what he expected really, she’d cheated on him when they were engaged too and he’d forgiven her.”

10. One annulment, coming up

“Years and years ago, my uncle’s girlfriend planned a wedding and invited everyone and didn’t tell him until the week of. I don’t know the whole story about why she did it but he went through with it and quietly got it anulled and broke up with her.”

11. Not a good idea

“I know two couples who got married for the sole purpose of having sex together. Both marriages lasted a year combined.”

12. Her last line is a zinger!

“I was a bridesmaid at a Mormon wedding (despite not being a Mormon myself.) The wedding was rushed because the parents had interstate travel coming up and didn’t wish to leave their respective children (late teens/ early 20s) without supervision while they were away. For fear of lost virginities.

I have some makeup I bought for the wedding that lasted longer than the marriage…”

13. Probably not the best idea?

“I work as a clerk at a Family Courthouse.

Bride f*cked the DJ. At the reception.

New record for the office pool.”

14. Cheater

“A relative of mine had a marriage last less than 3 weeks. They had been together for a couple years and even went to premarital counseling at their church for a few months to get ready. Their wedding was super lavish and it was clear a lot of prep and money went into it. At their wedding they announced they were expecting their first child.

Everything seemed great. Unfortunately the whole thing blew up when the wife discovered he had been cheating on her for almost their entire relationship with multiple women. She found this out while in a foreign country on their honeymoon, 4 months pregnant. I know from her mom that she had complications in her pregnancy that they attribute to the stress of all of this.”

15. Never seen again

“My dad and his second wife made it like not even four months before she left and I never saw or heard from her again. She said she was going to give me an old Nintendo 64, she never did.”

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Twitter Account Proves Chris Evans is a Golden Retriever, One Photo at a Time

Chris Evans might just be the best Chris of all. He seems so down-to-earth and sweet – remember when he helped Viola Davis up the stairs at the Oscars?!

When you think about it, Chris Evans has a lot in common with a golden retriever: he is smart and sweet and loving and universally appreciated. Hence why the Twitter account Chris Evans as golden retrievers exists.

The page has 146 tweets, so apparently there is no shortage of photos where Chris looks like a happy golden pup.

It helps that people love to dress their Golden Retrievers in outfits.

But really, it’s hard to argue with this striking similarity.

Sad Chris! Sad pup!

Who’s better at school? Hmmmm.

Would happily hang out with either, TBH.

Squinty face Chris! Squinty face pup!

I MEAN COME ON NOW.

Who runs this page? Do they have a GoFundMe? Can I buy them a drink?

Who looks better in sunglasses? Tough race.

Ugh, best Twitter account ever.

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This Brilliant Comic Provides the Perfect Definition of “Mansplaining”

The subjects of equality, gender, and feminism come up a lot these days, and you may have also heard the term “mansplaining” being thrown around in conversation. But what does that actually mean? Is it something you may be guilty of?

In an effort to clarify some of the confusion surrounding the term, the folks at The Nib created a delightful comic that helps answer those questions and more.

Mansplaining isn’t just a term for men trying to explain something – it’s a systematic pattern of ignoring the perspectives and knowledge of women.

A lot of men I know get instantly defensive when they’re accused of mansplaining, but it’s not meant as a personal attack. It’s merely a way to bring into consciousness a culturally pervasive behavior that needs to be recognized before it can be changed.

Simply put, female voices tend to go unheard more often than not. This happens through all stages of their lives.

Mansplaining/lack of female perspective can be seen across all forms of media, but it’s even more glaringly obvious when it comes to debates about women’s rights or gender equality.

Mansplaining is hardly the only form of silencing that occurs on a cultural level. Minorities have always faced the threat of being silenced by the majority.

The best thing we can do to try to make a change for the better is to consciously and consistently make sure we are listening to all of the voices in the room, and to make an effort to bring any missing voices to the table.

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The “Florida Man” Challenge is Going Viral, and For Good Reason

By now I think we all know that Florida is WEIRD. As if the sunny weather, the beaches, and the oranges weren’t enough, it’s chock full of the weirdest people you’ve ever heard of.

So, some brilliant mind came up with this idea…

So go ahead and give it a shot. Here’s mine for February 27: “Slice of pizza convinced Gulf Breeze man to end police standoff.”

See what I’m talkin’ about?!?! That is pretty damn impressive. I guarantee you’ll have a good time.

Here are some wonderful examples of the different results people ended up with.

I can’t get enough of this…and I can’t wait for my next trip to the Sunshine State.

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Viral Hashtag “#AbledsAreWeird” Shows Just How Much Crap Disabled People Deal With Daily

Disabled people face challenges like lack of access and accommodations on a daily basis, but you might be surprised by how many of those challenges are presented in the form of ignorance or stigma from people who aren’t educated (or don’t care to be) when it comes to interacting with people different than they are.

If you’re interested in learning, Twitter user Imani Barbarin has your back – she created #AbledsAreWeird to give other disabled people a platform to share their stories and encounters with abled people who reacted in…let’s just say not the most optimal way.

#1. First of all, mind your own business.

#2. You definitely can’t have it both ways.

#3. Too many teachers behaving badly on this list.

#4. One more time for the people in the back.

#5. Take a look in a mirror, lady.

#6. I have sympathy rage.

#7. That’s taking “stranger danger” a bit far.

#8. No, you definitely don’t.

#9. That poor kid.

#10. Not an excuse.

#11. Actions speak louder than words.

#12. What is WRONG with people?

#13. Definitely not a friend.

#14. What does that even mean?

#15. You can’t be serious.

#16. This is what middle fingers were made for, I’m pretty sure.

#17. Like a deer in headlights.

The more you know!

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After Losing 400 lbs Together, This Couple Recreated Their Old Photos to Celebrate

One of life’s great tragedies is losing weight SO much harder than gaining it. Even if you only need to lose a couple of pounds, it can be a pretty long process, so imagine what it’s like to have to lose a few hundred.

Indiana residents Lexi Reed and her husband Danny knew they both needed to commit to a healthier lifestyle, and the duo lost an incredible 400 pounds (combined) in only 18 months. It’s easy to see the transformation in these ‘before and after’ photos.

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Lexi said, “We didn’t have a meal plan, surgery, personal trainer, but what we did have was each other and the motivation within to work hard every single day. We wanted to be parents in the future and live a longer life together.” Lexi and Danny recreated some of their old photos to show just how dramatic both of their transformations have been.

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Lexi said, “Together we started meal prepping, drinking water instead of soda, quit watching television and started moving more, going to the gym just 30 minutes five times a week, focusing on our future every day, setting goals – and day by day the weight took care of its self.” Lexi used to weigh nearly 500 pounds, and now she weighs just 182.

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Great work, Lexi and Danny! This is an inspiring story about how we can all reach our goals, if we stick with them and work hard.

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20 Times People Asked Wendy’s to Roast Them and Instantly Regretted It

Wendy’s has long been known for selling fresh, never-frozen burgers, but that’s not the only thing they’re serving up hot anymore.

You see, whoever’s running their social media account is apparently a grillmaster certified in the art of roasting people online! They’re so good at it that people and companies on Twitter actually request to be burned.

Just know, if you mess with the bull, you get the horns.

1. Blew it

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2. Hahaha

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3. Too young to tweet

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4. LOL

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5. Ouch!

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6. They even burned Doug the Pug

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7. Uh oh

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8. No smash

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9. Oh no…

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10. Need to be baked

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11. Classic

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12. Freezer burn

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13. You’re welcome

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14. Underhanded burn

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15. Not a fan…

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16. That was a good move

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17. RETURN

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18. Ooooooohhhhhhhhh damn!

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19. Trade up

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20. Congrats

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Think you can handle the truth?

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Viral Twitter Thread Perfectly Explains Why Nobody Should “Wait for You” to Change

Stop me if you’ve heard this one – girl meets boy, they fall in love, boy needs to grow up, girl keeps waiting for him to do it. It happens way too often. If it hasn’t happened to you personally, it probably did to someone you know.

Well, this Twitter thread is for you.

Twitter user @awkward_duck shared a heartbreaking tale of how a friend of hers (a guy) kept screwing up and not taking his relationship seriously. Result: relationship lost.

The set up…

2 years?!?

You never have anybody “on hold”

She told you bro!

Well, it worked for Offset and Cardi B, so…

Gotta let it go, bro…

Gotta fix yourself first…

Wait… 7 years?!

Don’t do the math. Just don’t.

Look in the mirror bro

You blew it

She is fixing to get married. What do you not understand about that?

Being a friend means tough love sometimes…

Naturally, so many could relate and shared their own experiences…

TBH, last minute saves are insulting…

Please be with me so I can take advantage…

Take care of yourself first

This.

So many don’t even know this about themselves!

Yep.

After 67K+ retweets and 165k+ likes, Brown tweeted her appreciation for people picking up her words and sharing them with the world. She also gave us all some advice we could use right now:

The more you can work on you and feel better about who YOU are, the more you’ll be ready to meet that person who fits with the happiest (or happier) version of you.

Truth!

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