15 Memes That Night Shift Workers Will Definitely Relate To

If you’ve ever worked nights, you know how absolutely weird it is. The vast majority of the world is sleeping when you’re hard at work, and ot just seems like you’re out of sync with humanity.

Speaking of out of sync… you like to sleep, yeah? Well, then don’t work overnights!

Because, if you do, your sleep schedule will have to be completely transformed. Some are able to figure this out, but most are left wondering when in the hell are they going to get a better job.

Here are 15 times people who work at night shared their pain and made us feel better about our day lives.

1. Wait… you want me to work both nights AND days?!

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2. Pound that Red Bull, kids!

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3. Go. Away. Now.

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4. Oh man. So much this!

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5. FINALLY!

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6. But why?

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7. I’m fine. Everything’s fine.

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8. One shift to rule them all…

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9. Oh you!

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10. Never thought about it like that, did ya!?

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11. I’m sure it’ll work out… somehow…

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12. What even is time anymore?!

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13. Social life… I needs it! I wants it!

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14. Not so happy hour…

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15. Ohhhhhhh, we gonna have fun!

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I tip my hat to nurses and firefighters and first responders.

They’ve gotta stay alert and awake most times when we don’t.

You have my respect!

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8 Awesome Facts That’ll Make You Seem Like The Smartest Person in the Room

I think it’s pretty important to learn something new every day. It makes you a better-rounded person, and also makes you a much better partner in a conversation.

So, enjoy these 8 facts that’ll make you feel smarter right away!

1. Hmmmm

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2. Obese pharaohs

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3. Gay griffons

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4. I notice this all the time

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5. Just in case

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6. Oh, great!

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7. Xennial

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8. Panic in the streets

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Say it again, “I did not know that!”

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Scientists Just Discovered a New Species of Human

The human family tree just grew another branch! Scientists are calling it Homo luzonensis, and it was discovered in a cave in the Philippines.

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A 67,000-year-old thigh bone was discovered in the same system of caves back in 2007, which was unexpected because the island was cut off from the mainland during the last Ice Age. At the time, it was impossible to tell whether the bone came from a Homo sapien who had somehow made their way there, from another known species like Homo florensiensis, or something entirely new.

Now that 12 more fossils from at least three individuals . – two adults and a juvenile – have been found in the same cave, scientists are able to say for sure that they’re from a previously unknown species of early human. The remains share some similarities with Australopithecus aferensis, which died out over 2 million years ago, and others with Homo sapiens and even Homo erectus.

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They also have features particular to them alone, such as small molars, that have never been documented before now.

Since stone tools and cut bones had also been found in the cave system, the discovery of human ancestors wasn’t a surprise, says Professor Philip Piper.

“We know hominids have been on Luzon for at least 700,000 years. We don’t know what sort of hominid.”

Because of the difficulty in extracting DNA from remains that have been in tropical environments and the low quantity of bones, we might never know for sure how they got there, whether they evolved from Homo erectus or a different common ancestor, or how they went extinct.

Researchers continue to hope that more digging might bring them more fossils, and that at least some of those questions could be answered.

Until then, welcome to the family, Homo luzonensis. We’re not perfect, but we’ve got great food.

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5 Internet Rabbit Holes You Could Easily Get Lost in

I do it. You do it. We all do it. You go down an Internet rabbit hole and spend hours upon hours researching one subject because you just never knew there was so much to learn about underwater basket weaving!

My personal current favorite is The Charley Project. It’s terrifying and spooky, especially if you read the stories before you go to bed at night.

Here are 5 more Internet rabbit holes that you might get totally obsessed with.

1. The family that couldn’t sleep

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Okay, this is a really weird story. Fatal insomnia? Does it get any more terrifying than that?

Start with the link above and then descend into this creepy rabbit hole.

2. The Worst Thing For Sale

This website features the absolute worst things for sale online! And it’s updated every. Single. Day.

3. Uncontacted peoples

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We think we know it all, but we really have a lot to learn about our fellow humans. Like: did you know there are still uncontacted tribes out there that have no idea about modern civilization?

Fascinating…

4. Timeline of the far future

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This page offers an interesting and kind of horrifying vision of what will happen to the world in the future. This stuff kind of makes me want to hide under my bed for a while.

5. Two Weird/Spooky Wikipedia Sites

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These are right up my alley. Wikipedia’s Unusual Articles page is exactly what it sounds like. Weird, creepy, flat-out unusual. Trust me, you’ll get lost on here.

The other is Wikipedia’s Unusual Deaths page. Oh yeah, this is good stuff.

Give these a shot…and I’ll see you in about a month…

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10+ Parents Reveal Why They Wish They Didn’t Have Kids

We’re always told that to be a full-fledged adult we have to get a job, get married and start a family. And when our kids come along, we’re always told that when we meet them, we’ll fall madly and deeply in love with them.

Not true.

In fact, you even have days where you regret being a parent altogether. These 14 people show, parenthood isn’t for everyone.

1. Maybe when they’re older?

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2. There are books and classes…

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3. She didn’t lead you to drinking. You did that to yourself. Sorry.

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4. There’s a lot of beauty out there. Don’t give up.

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5. You can still see the world!

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6. Wow.

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7. Well, that is unfortunate…

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8. Depends on what you think is rewarding…

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9. She’ll grow up eventually…

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10. What if?

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11. It is hard work. A lot of hard work.

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12. But that 1% tho…

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13. Responsibilities can suck…

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14. This is true for a lot of people.

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You feel the same way?

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Washington May Become First State to Legalize “Human Composting”

It’s an age-old question that you’ve most likely thought about at one time or another: what will happen to your body after you die? Do you want to be buried in a cemetery? Cremated and spread into the ocean?

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In what would be a historic move, it looks like Washington may be the first state to offer ‘human composting’ as an option after residents pass away. The method transforms human remains into soil, takes four to seven weeks to complete, and results in roughly a cubic yard of…well, compost.

Washington’s state legislature already passed a bill allowing human composting, and now it’s up to Governor Jay Inslee to sign the bill into law. If he does, the law will take effect in May 2020.

Here’s how it works: bodies are placed into large, cylindrical tubes filled with wood chips, alfalfa, and straw. A controlled amount of oxygen helps to speed up the decomposition, and after 4-7 weeks the transformation is complete. Family and friends can keep the soil in urns or do whatever they see fit with the remains.

Back to Earth: Washington set to allow 'human composting': https://www.kspr.com/content/news/Back-to-Earth-Washington-set-to-allow-human-composting-508906941.html

Posted by KSPR News on Monday, April 22, 2019

The process has been called an eco-friendly alternative to traditional burial and cremation, which releases 600 million pounds of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere every year.

It will be interesting to see what states follow Washington’s lead if the bill is signed into law.

Do you have thoughts on this matter? Share them in the comments below!

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12 of The Crazy Things People Actually Did During a Game of Truth or Dare

From cat licking to stealing money from church, people do some completely stupid shit when people just dare them.

So here’s something crazy… read this ENTIRE post.

I dare you!

1. But did he complain…

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2. I guess that’s all it takes to turn somebody in a felon!

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3. You didn’t see this coming? You dumb.

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4. You’re a god-damned legend!

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5. Very specific dare. Cool.

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6. Jokes on you!

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7. I’ve heard it doesn’t taste THAT bad. But I will never know.

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8. A hairy situation…

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9. How did that work exactly?!?

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10. Who’s the loser now?! Hahaha… hmmm…

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11. So… what gender are you again?

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12. Oh. My. God.

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This Passenger’s Conversation with Jet Blue Airline Is Absolutely Terrifying

Are you the type of person who believes in conspiracy theories and doesn’t trust 90% of what the government says? Then you may not want to read about this conversation between airline passenger MacKenzie Fegan and Jet Blue Airlines.

She went to the airport and was in line to board her flight, ready with her boarding pass in hand. But it turned out she didn’t need it – all she had to do was look into camera. No one asked her for her pass. No one asked her if she wanted to opt out or in to whatever was going on, and MacKenzie went along, because that’s what we do when we’ve been trained to keep the line moving and people are waiting.

She started to think about it later, though, and sent the company a tweet.

The ensuing thread should make each and every one of us wonder what’s ours, what can the government claim without asking, and how will things like our images be used without our consent.

Not that there’s anything we can do about it, apparently, but…the more you know?

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New Study Finds Netflix May Be to Blame for the Falling Fertility Rate in the US

It’s funny, just a few years ago, the term “Netflix and chill” was synonymous with hooking up. Now, it seems Netflix may be to blame for the falling fertility rate in the US. How the tables do turn.

Wall Street Journal conducted a survey for the story, which showed that an incredible 25 percent of respondents have declined sex in favor of binge-watching a show in the last six months.

The problem arises particularly from streaming services; back when regular tv ruled mass entertainment, you could only watch one episode at a time, and each episode was filled with commercial breaks. The reward part of your brain wasn’t nearly so activated.

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“Now, if you’re watching something streaming, the next episode is immediately available, and there are no commercials where you could look over and say, ‘Honey, you look cute tonight,’” explained Jean Twenge, Ph.D., who authored a 2017 study on the topic.

While it is true that Americans are having fewer babies than ever before in history, it’s not entirely clear that Netflix is playing a direct role in the phenomenon. Technology in general, maybe (and like, a thousand other major societal factors). For every couple binging Netflix, there’s another couple scrolling through social media in bed.

“There has never been a time you could feel more alone with your partner right next to you,” clinical psychologist Dr. Megan Fleming said.

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Netflix commented on the study to deny that they’re contributing to the lack of American babies.

“We take pride in being part of the cultural zeitgeist, but getting credit for a decadeslong decline in sex is beyond even our programming abilities,” a spokesperson said.

That’s ok, Netflix spokesperson. It’s good to have goals.

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These Gorillas Actually Posed for Selfies with Anti-Poaching Rangers

The 600 rangers at the Virunga National Park in the Democratic Republic of Congo have a serious task: protecting the park’s animals from poachers. And it’s clear that some of the rangers have formed strong bonds with some of the park’s gorillas.

The rangers routinely take selfies with the beautiful animals and it’s obvious that there is a whole lot of mutual trust and admiration there.

This is frankly amazing.

WORDS TO LIVE BY- SAGESSE INTEMPORELLEFrom a Virunga National Park ranger, translated from the French:"When one is…

Posted by The Elite AntiPoaching Units And Combat Trackers. on Thursday, May 17, 2018

Here’s another up close and personal shot.

FAMILY PORTRAITPatrick Sadiki, Ndakasi & Matabishi. ???

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This one, however, has to take the cake.

ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE…Photo: Ranger Mathieu Shamavu (c)NOTE: UNAUTHORIZED USE OF THIS PHOTO WILL BE REPORTED TO FACEBOOK

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Looks like an album cover, doesn’t it?

A beautiful story. Be sure to follow their Facebook page. Keep up the great work, park rangers!

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