Some people say that Twitter is worthless, but I don’t think so…
As a Millennial, one invaluable service that I can rely on Twitter to deliver is giving me an endless and comprehensive list of what I should NOT consider to be a personality trait.
I gather these carefully, print them out on my dot-matrix, and compile them into a sort of vision board to help me focus. Or at least I did, until I was informed that having a vision board was not a personality trait, and subsequently burned it in ritualistic fire.
Here are some more things to avoid, lest ye be basic.
10. TikTok hate
It’s gonna be fascinating to see a whole generation of people mortified by their old TikToks once they hit their late 20’s.
hey millennials! hating on tiktok isn’t a personality trait
go back to being a “dog mom” and stanning harry potter
— carolina | hoe era (@bitchyvelour) August 1, 2020
9. Mix it up
At least we’re not still putting them on CD’s.
Millennials think having dmx and fall out boy on the same playlist is a personality trait lol.
— sincere (@moneesincere) July 28, 2020
8. The most magical place
When we left childhood only to find that the adulthood promised us was desolate and dead.
why did millennials make Disneyland a personality trait?
— jennuh (@jennokayyy) July 31, 2020
7. Every single time
VCR stands for “Very Cool Rad.”
all millennials know how to do is brag about knowing what a vcr is and make being single a personality trait
— void (@V0IDF0G) July 20, 2020
6. What’s cookin’
We were instilled at a young age with a fear of sexy vampires.
millennials put extra garlic in their recipes and call it a personality trait
— yung puddin (@liltiddygothgf3) June 29, 2020
5. Mondays
TIL all millennials are living in a Garfield cartoon.
Yes but millennial twitter’s whole personality is drinking coffee and hating Monday’s
— karma♕ (@atelierswift) July 26, 2020
4. Toast to me
It’s true, we chose it over home ownership.
Millennials think avocado is a personality trait
— Princess tiny wrist (@ambreezyjoy) June 21, 2020
3. You oughta know
That’s not true, for some of us it’s Parks & Rec.
a millennials personality trait is knowing every office episode by heart
— sal ♡ (@xiaonest) June 14, 2020
2. The buffet
Please ask permission before you quote me directly.
Millennials be like: “omg I want to join the tik tok but I’m too old haha im so sick of adulting today I just want to be a burrito haha pizza is a personality trait.”
— neiman marxist (@jaeldabelle2) April 23, 2020
1. See the world
I get the sense this tweet is supposed to make me feel bad, but from what angle exactly I’m not sure.
PSA to all millennials: traveling isn’t a personality trait, it’s a privilege
— Sᴡᴀᴛᴀʏᴛᴀʏ
(@swataytay) January 8, 2020
So, there you have it. Things that are not personality traits. Do with that information what you will.
Are you a millennial? How do you feel about it?
Tell us in the comments.
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