Dogs are all you really need right now in life, right?
That’s what I think. And if you’re reading this article, I think you probably feel the same way.
Here are 14 funny dog tweets for all you animal lovers to enjoy.
1. Not “just a dog”.
People who say "It's just a dog" don't understand how having a dog in your life works
—
Envy
(@envydatropic) April 14, 2017
2. Everything gets better!
The #1 thing you can do to improve your life in just a matter of seconds is put a bandanna on your dog.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) August 18, 2019
3. She’ll forgive you!
I accidentally stepped on my dog’s paw and she yelped, so I’ll just be here, questioning what kind of monster I am and crying all day.
— Stacey (@skittle624) December 17, 2018
4. You can’t be friends with everyone…
Not sure how to explain to my dog that every pit bull doesn't want to be his friend, especially when I haven't quite learned that lesson myself
— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) August 17, 2019
5. Don’t lie to me.
Me: What did you do today while I was at work?
Dog: Me? Nothing. Just slept.
Me: I think you're lying.
Dog: *visibly sweating* why do you say that? pic.twitter.com/XMXnlPaWNO
— Social DistTIMsing (@Playing_Dad) August 21, 2019
6. He’s an expert at it.
Almost tripping me is not just my dog's hobby, it's also his passion.
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) August 17, 2019
7. Missing that dog o’ mine.
I just reached over and stroked the pedestal of a table bc I thought it was my dog, who is 3000 miles away and I’m in a hotel room help this is how it starts
— Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) August 16, 2019
8. Victory is mine!
My dog chewed the squeaker out of a toy and is carrying it around the house like the heart of a slain enemy.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) December 2, 2018
9. I’m a huge fan.
I always wanna go up to ppl's dogs & say "OMG I'm such a huge fan of your work. I've been following it since over there." *points 7 ft away*
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) August 13, 2016
10. That dog is good…
I hate going to the dog park because I have to watch my dog be better at making friends than me
— Drew Lynch (@TheDrewLynch) May 17, 2017
11. No need to make anyone jealous.
I don't tell other people their dog is cute in front of my dog.
—
12. Not going near that thing.
After all these years of the vacuum not killing my dog she still doesn’t trust it.
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) March 23, 2019
13. You can’t have friends like that.
what do you call a friend that doesn't like dogs?
you don't
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) April 21, 2017
14. I’ll be over here for at least the next 40 minutes.
nice dog. Sure would be a shame if someone were to…pet it for like 40 minutes
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) February 3, 2016
I can’t get enough of those pups!
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