Month: June 2021

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People Share the Lamest Jokes They’ve Heard About Their Names

My last name is Gilligan so I’ve heard it all.

Where’s the Skipper? Hey, little buddy. Don’t forget Mary Anne!

Enough! No more, I say!

But I guess I probably didn’t have it that bad compared to some people. Still, I heard every lame joke in the book growing up.

And so did these folks! Let’s see what kind of lame jokes they’ve had to endure because of their names.

1. Australia puns.

Totally lame, if you ask me.

2. Ouch. Sorry about that.

That must have been rough.

3. You poor thing.

I hope you’re over it now.

4. Davy Jones for the win!

No, not that Davy Jones…

5. This is bad.

And not very funny.

6. Jake the Snake!

Never gets old.

7. A real, unique name.

You do you!

8. A-A-Ron here.

That’s tough…

9. Smooth Criminal!

Young kids, look it up.

10. You just can’t win.

Still traumatized by it.

11. Well-informed bullies.

Well, that’s kind of nice, I guess.

12. Neither are very good.

But what do you expect from people?

Do you have one of those names that people seem to make fun of?

If so, tell us about the lame jokes you hear.

Do it in the comments, please!

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Funny and Very Personal Posts People Shared

There are a lot of positive things about social media.

Staying in touch with old friends. Keeping tabs on that ex who ruined your life. And, another big one is that people like to GET REAL on there and open up about how they’re feeling about things.

And we’re here for it!

These 13 folks opened up and spilled their guts about a bunch of different stuff. Let’s take a look!

1. Hey, I’m proud of you!

And it only took you six days!

2. You are not alone, my friend.

We’ve all been there at one point or another.

3. I think we might be soulmates.

Let’s give it a shot, okay?

4. No use in sending that kid to college.

What’s the point, right?

5. Too much alone time can be bad, FYI.

Just gotta keep an eye on it.

6. Imagine actually getting things done?!?!

Well, to each their own.

7. Yeah it is!

Porch life is where it’s at!

8. Seriously, hotels need to do lunch instead.

Bring on the burgers!

9. Times are tough…

I think we all wish we would’ve started saving earlier.

10. You can’t help yourself.

It is what it is.

11. Ice T knows what’s up.

Is the man ever wrong about anything?

12. Let’s not go there.

It’ll only get ugly…

13. I think this guy might be on to something.

Any other words of wisdom, sir?

Okay, now we want to hear from all the readers out there!

Tell us some deep and personal…if you’re up for it.

Talk to us in the comments!

Thanks fam!

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22 Random Tumblr Posts We Think You’ll Enjoy

Is there anything better than a collection of funny, random Tumblr posts that are sure to make you laugh?

The answer, of course, is no. The wonderful weirdos over on Tumblr spend far too much time thinking about how strange life is and creating the posts that none of us would have thought of.

So here’s to you, all of you wonderfully strange internet writers! You’re magical, egalitarian and, above all else… completely random.

1. Witchy woman

The power of goth compels thee.

https://royal-mortician.tumblr.com/post/175505435976/why-do-teenage-girls-go-through-a-witchoccult

2. It follows

This reads an awful lot like a spooky clown killer trying to play off the time they got caught.

https://babbydriver.tumblr.com/post/612334712174903296/last-year-i-went-out-to-see-the-new-it-and-stopped

3. Definitive answers

We need to have some words about this.

https://sir-adamus.tumblr.com/post/85943736666/broughttoyoubytheletterq-theleeryone

4. Dunces and dragons

If only table top gaming was really as badass as my fundamentalist upbringing led me to believe.

https://mirrorfalls.tumblr.com/post/173915337286/fundamentalist-fearmongering-video-this-dungeon

5. Dirty jobs

My guess is “boy oh boy there are some good paychecks.”

https://captainignis.tumblr.com/post/85512717503/beksboys-sometimes-i-wonder-what-the-voice

6. Jokes of the undad

You get mad, but you will 100% say this to someone else some day.

https://kippeiii.tumblr.com/post/107616178992/hellaiiyo-we-were-driving-past-a-cemetery-and-my

7. Greek life

This story didn’t get passed down for 2,400 years just to get lost with Millennials, calm down.

https://pedantricks.tumblr.com/post/89000706711/akupitiyo-nodaybuttodaytodefygravity

8. Vaporwave

Sounds cool as heck to me, tbh.

https://hem1ock.tumblr.com/post/174106080186/indiecup-turing-tested-i-was-looking

9. Big and round

Throw that ass in a circle.

https://tenfoldgambit.tumblr.com/post/173962960477/gaymilesedgeworth-gaymilesedgeworth-i-woke-up

10. Me want food

This one comes with a lovely audio presentation.

https://ikimaru.tumblr.com/post/167391473080/the-other-greengrass-girl-dat-goat-boi-my

11. Spicy comments

Ok but how do you really feel? Be honest.

https://thatbollyknickers.tumblr.com/post/171853909436

12. Gotta kill ’em all

He’d never say a word about it…

https://ymawgat.tumblr.com/post/176862048051/paper-mario-wiki-paper-mario-wiki-game

13. Bombshell burial

Hey, UK, everything alright over there?

https://thetomska.tumblr.com/post/173671245888/tumblr-im-begging-you-please-let-me-reblog-the

14. Wake up, moon sheeple

I definitely have a firm grasp on correlation vs. causation.

https://hanniepee.tumblr.com/post/111776394335/nickthegeekbear-hotcommunist-rehlaxe-have-you

15. Bi-lociraptor

They say their vision is based on cuteness.

https://smilingformoney.tumblr.com/post/139387035471/phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess-shinobicyrus

16. Pie, pie, pie

I didn’t ask for this and I don’t want it in my head.

https://flame-cat.tumblr.com/post/172795065209/im-bout-to-trigger-yalls-fight-or-flight-reflexes

17. Linguistic evolution

“B’mood” sounds Shakespearean, honestly.

https://admiralrainbow.tumblr.com/post/164833571443/desivampire-batbitequeen-desivampire-we

18. I sure hope it does

There are somewhere around 500 million Tumblr users, btw.

https://reptro.tumblr.com/post/173963714591/e-seal-vt102-e-seal

19. Disappoint-mint

If you can’t take the heat, get out of the freezer.

https://skeleslime-phantom.tumblr.com/post/172472155959/popular-opinion

20. Mood swings

My reformation was brief but refreshing.

https://pukicho.tumblr.com/post/169899403030/rocketrandom66-pukicho-rocketrandom66

21. Vaporized

I didn’t realize this is what they meant when they said smoking kills.

https://sydnieglover.tumblr.com/post/173969021339/gamarai-spaffy-jimble-swarnpert-if-you

If those 22 posts alone aren’t worth the GDP of Grenada then I simply don’t know what is. Thank you Tumblr for your great service to mankind!

What, in your opinion, is peak Tumblr?

Tell us in the comments.

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Funny Posts From Folks Who Don’t Mind Getting Personal

Peple use social media for a bunch of different reasons.

Some like to keep in touch with friends and relatives all over the world, some like to keep up with current events and news, and then there’s a segment of the population that just wants to get some stuff off their chest.

It’s a sounding board of sorts, so it makes perfect sense to me!

And these people had some funny things to get off their chests.

Let’s see what they had to say.

1. I’m with you on this one.

What did the horses ever do to anyone?

2. You never forgot, did you?

At least you have your priorities straight. Good for you!

3. I think this might describe me as well.

There’s just no getting around it.

4. It’s never too late!

Just look at these examples.

5. The pressure is on now.

You better not mess this one up.

6. Well, here’s a hot take.

I never thought of it that way…

7. Think about it!

I think you might be right about this, sir.

8. It took you a while to get there.

But now, here you are!

9. I wanna hear all about this!

This is what the ultimate petty revenge looks like, people.

10. I think I can make this work.

Hey, why not just go for it?!?!

11. Sometimes, it’s all you can manage to say.

Just let it go…

12. You better believe it!

I’m a big fan.

Do you have any confessions you’d like to make?

If so, spill your guts in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear from you! Get it!

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12 Times When People Had Really Bad Restaurant Etiquette

If you’ve ever worked in the service industry, you know the drill: you’re gonna have your fair share of horrible customers who are rude, crude, and ignorant.

And you just gotta deal with them because you know that when one walks out the door, another one isn’t too far behind.

But still…these people really suck.

And we’re about to see some really bad examples of what I’m talking about.

Let’s see what these jerks are up to now…

1. Ma’am, you need to go back and check your math.

Just trust us on this one.

Math is hard. from insanepeoplefacebook

2. This one is pretty bad.

What a total jerk!

I can’t believe people can be this stupid. Found this on Twitter and thought it would fit here. from facepalm

3. I’d ban these people from my restaurant forever.

This is so bad.

Left on my co-workers table from trashy

4. And here we have another total a**hole.

What is wrong with people?

Latina waitress received racist note instead of tip from iamatotalpieceofshit

5. Maybe you just need to stay home?

I think that would be the best idea for everyone.

This was posted in as restaurant facebook group from trashy

6. Well, isn’t that adorable?

Why can’t parents control their children? At least a little bit?

A group of kids filled it up and the parents shouted at customers attempting to complain from trashy

7. No underage drinking, sorry.

Also, that’s YOUR problem, young people.

My friend waited on two underage kids who tried to order drinks. Stiffing servers has always made someone a bad person, but during a pandemic when benefits have run out and restaurant employees are struggling more than they already did? Despicable. from trashy

8. Entitled is one way to put it.

I think that’s a polite way of describing these folks. Just stay home!

Decades of "the customer is always right" has created the most entitled idiots in human history. from facepalm

9. Makin’ a mess and not even caring.

The rudeness is strong with these folks.

My aunt and her friend took me to dinner. These 10 lovely people sat next to us, and didn’t even leave a tip! from iamatotalpieceofshit

10. You should be tipping me!

Sorry, it doesn’t work that way.

Seen on a Facebook post on how people should tip their servers 20% from JustBootThings

11. Jacka** overload with these customers.

People like this shouldn’t be allowed outside of the house.

The “tip” my friend got. from trashy

12. Dirty diaper? Really?

Some people will never learn.

My cousin just posted this on Facebook. She is a waitress at Outback and this was left behind. from trashy

Ugh…sometimes, people are really the worst.

Do you have any of your own restaurant horror stories?

If so, tell us about them in the comments. Thanks in advance!

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Wormholes Could Exist in the Real World…and They Could Be Safe for Human Beings

With the way scientific research is going, it seems like life in our beloved science fiction stories could end up being a reality one day – even if that one day remains so far off that we’ll probably never get to see it ourselves.

One thing that has fascinated humans for years, whether they’re super smart at science or not –  are wormholes. In fiction, they’re required to allow characters to get quickly from one place to another, even if those two places are separated by many, many light years.

Image Credit: iStock

The idea that we might be able to use them for the same purpose in the real world, though?

That’s kind of blowing my mind.

Two new studies, published in Physical Review Letters and Physical Review D, have done what physicists like Albert Einstein and Kip Thorne could not – prove the physical existence of wormholes.

Not only that, they propose that they could be safe enough for humans to travel through.

One of the biggest issues theoretical physicists have had with explaining wormholes is the concern that their “necks” – the narrowest spot in these portals – would collapse under the weight of its own gravity. The first new paper, though, led by a researcher from the University of Madrid, has proposed a real, workable solution to this issue.

Even though these papers deal with the possibilities of microscopic wormholes, we can extrapolate theories based on the way they suggest tweaking the mass and charge of fermions – the fundamental building blocks of matter – into talking about wormholes large enough for a human being.

Image Credit: iStock

The second paper, written by researchers from the Institute for Advanced Study in New Jersey and Princeton University, takes on that challenge, working with the theoretical existence of wormholes that are large enough for people to squeeze through out there in spacetime.
They have devised on that forms in five-dimensional spacetime, and that would look like intermediate-mass black holes to the untrained observer, they say in the paper.

Inside a wormhole like this, they posit you would experience around 20g of acceleration – uncomfortable, sure, but survivable. Still, if there were, say, errant particles floating around, the paper acknowledges there could be trouble.

“If particles that fall into the wormhole scatter and lose energy then they would accumulate inside, contributing some positive energy that would eventually make the wormhole collapse back into a black hole.”

Which would probably be bad.

In addition to that trouble, space is really stinking cold (and that’s ignoring the trouble of actually creating the wormhole in the first place.

Image Credit: iStock

We’re still working on figuring that out.

If we (and by we I mean they) can figure out these little problems though, a trip across the galaxy would only take around a second (or less). That said, anyone waiting in regular time for you to come back will definitely be dead by the time you do.

So make sure you pack absolutely everything and everyone you love when you leave.

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People Talk About Advice They Received That Is Surprisingly Useful

What do you think is the best piece of advice you’ve ever received?

I’m talking about something that has stayed with you throughout the years and that you still go back to for guidance?

We all have those special words of wisdom and these 12 Twitter users were nice enough to share the advice that has stuck with them.

Let’s see what they had to say.

1. Let someone else decide.

This is good.

2. Take care of #1.

Always a good idea.

3. Words of wisdom.

We should all do this.

4. You probably won’t get it back.

It’s the truth!

5. A big sign.

Keep an eye out for this.

6. Don’t escalate.

It’s usually not worth it.

7. Amen to this one!

I wish everyone listened to this advice…

8. Take care of yourself.

Ask as many questions as you need to.

9. Sometimes it’s best to keep your mouth shut.

Zip it once in a while!

10. Thanks, Granny.

It’s a good idea from time to time.

11. Be careful out there.

Defense is the best offense.

12. A real gem!

Be compassionate!

How about you?

What’s some of the best advice you ever got?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know. Thanks!

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