A Woman Asked if She’s Wrong For “Stealing” From Her Mother

And when we say “stealing”, we’re not talking about what you might be thinking of.

You’ll get all the details in a minute when you read this story from Reddit’s “Am I The A**hole?” page, but I’ll give you a little taste: it involves some major family drama. Like, a lot…

Read on to see what happened…

AITA for “stealing” my daughter from my mother?

“I (28F) gave birth to my daughter Alyssa when I was 17. My mom and I have always had a difficult relationship and not long after I gave birth, she kicked me out and I went to live with my aunt while she raised Alyssa.

I went to college in another state after, and though I’ve seen Alyssa some since then, my relationship with my mom prevented me from being there for her. Since I graduated, I’ve managed to start a pretty successful business and my fiancée and I are currently in the process of purchasing our first home. I’m ready to be a mom now, and I really want to support my daughter.

I had originally contacted my mother and told her that I was ready for Alyssa to come live with me, but she said no. Because of this, I’ve decided to file for full custody of her. I’m fairly well established financially, and my mother has had some trouble managing her money since Alyssa was born, so my lawyer is pretty confident that I’ll get at least primary custody.

When I told my mother about it, she was extremely upset and told me I was a complete a**hole for trying to take away her kid, and that I had never wanted to be around Alyssa before. This is just not true, I’ve visited over the years and tried to send my mother support, but she’s never wanted me there.

I told her that this wouldn’t be happening if she hadn’t tried to keep Alyssa away from me all these years. I’ve talked to my aunt and my older sister about this, and they both think that I should let my mother keep Alyssa. I truly think she’ll be better off with me.

AITA?”

Now it’s time to do what we always do…

Let’s see how folks responded to this story!

This reader called the woman out: she definitely thinks that she is an a**hole.

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Another reader made a great point: how does the child feel about this?

Because this mom didn’t even bring that subject up.

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This Reddit user said that the woman is acting in a very immature manner and that she’s definitely in the wrong in this situation.

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Lastly, this person argued that now that she’s been able to enjoy some of her youth, she wants to waltz in and take credit for raising the child.

A**hole alert!

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How do you feel about this woman’s actions?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know.

We’d love to hear from you!

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June 3, 2021

10 People Share the Worst Marriage Advice They Ever Got

It seems like when you get married, or are even thinking of getting married, people fall all over themselves to try to give you advice about it…

…especially if you didn’t ask.

And unsurprisingly, a lot of it turns out to be bad.

Folks who've been married: what's the WORST marriage advice you've ever received?

I'll start: "Never go to bed angry." Sometimes that's exactly what you should do. You're both tired & at your worst! Get some sleep. Wake up. Eat together. See if the argument is still so serious.

— Samuel Perry (@socofthesacred) August 1, 2020

A ton of people chimed in after this prompt on Twitter. Let’s see what “words of wisdom” really aren’t.

10. Hard work

Isn’t this supposed to be like, an enjoyable part of my life?
Why should I expect it to be so miserable?

SO many people told my wife and me that the first year of marriage would be the worst, hardest year of our lives and we would even hate each other at times.

We made it through 1.5 years in a tiny, A/C-less Chicago apartment with much gladness and relatively little hardship.

— Amar D. Peterman (@amarpeterman) August 1, 2020

9. The good fight

Believe it or not there are ways to communicate that don’t involve constant quarreling.

I have two:

The first was that if you’re not fighting at least once a week you’re doing something wrong.

And second, once your married flirting should stop because you’re already together so what’s the point.

— Madeleine Handley (@sheismadeleine) August 1, 2020

8. Sexpectations

Believe it or not there are other things.

Extreme emphasis on the amount of sex that should be had. “If you’re getting grumpy at each other, you probably haven’t done it enough” that…is not the answer….and doesn’t…apply to everyone?!?!

— Literally So Much Pizza (She/They) (@yeetintospace) August 1, 2020

7. You are his

In a romantic sense, sure, in an ownership sense, nope nope nope nope nope.

The “wise elder’s wives” in fundamentalism used to tell the college gals (because if you were still single after college you’d be that way forever) “Once you get married you must quit your job/school. Never allow yourself to feel freedoms you shouldn’t. You are his now”

— cherie vann (@cherievann) August 1, 2020

6. The conversion rate

I guess it probably depends on how seriously you each take your faith.

“Never marry someone of a different religion than you, because one of you will HAVE to convert.” Nearly 6 years now, and it hasn’t happened yet.

— The L says we need Medicare For All (@LchanPlays) August 1, 2020

5. Don’t get comfy

So you want me to spend the rest of my life uncomfortable?

I see “don’t get too comfortable around each other” a lot, like don’t let your partner know you poop and fart… this will not be possible as you get old lol

— give guns to whales (@bbeepbeeep) August 2, 2020

4. You’ll always wonder

Yeah, this seems like a sad justification.

My mother said to me:
“If you marry the wrong person, you’ll know right away. If you married the right one, you’ll wonder for the rest of your life.”

It left me so sad to know this is how she viewed her marriage and the result for her of being married was scarring and cynicism.

— J0nes (@___j0nes___) August 2, 2020

3. Happy wife, happy life

This mentality has always sort of reeked of “marriage is all about running around trying to make sure your wife isn’t angry” and painted, for me, a pretty grim picture of the idea.

“Happy wife, happy life” You should never sacrifice your happiness for someone else’s. Marriage is a partnership and both partners need to be able to build contentment and happiness individually and together.

— the cat will bite (@thecatwillbite) August 2, 2020

2. Just kidding

Pretty absurd and insulting.

I once heard the advice that if “you don’t want kids after getting married then you don’t truly love your spouse.” I have never wanted children & have been with my husband for ten years now, married for four of them. Still don’t want kids, but we’re both pretty dang happy

— Lacy Pellegrini (@LacyPellegrini) August 2, 2020

1. Hit the joint

Some couples find that keeping general finances separate saves them a lot of headaches.

That you absolutely must have a joint checking account. It was about the two in one mentality. I thought, not if one of you has bipolar disorder and impulse control issues.

— laura Lautaret (@LauraLautaret) August 2, 2020

So, if you want some good marriage advice, maybe just follow the opposite of all that.

What’s the worst advice you’ve ever gotten?

Tell us in the comments.

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June 3, 2021

Actors Whose Live-Action Characters Look Just Like The Cartoons

More and more live action versions of cartoons are being made, and I have to think casting departments are working overtime to find the perfect actor to bring those beloved favorite characters to life.

These 10 actors really nailed it, though, and I have to think it’s more about the looks – they just embody, 100% those animated characters we’ve all grown to love.

10. Sadie Stanley as Kim Possible.

Maybe it’s the hair color, or maybe she’s just as perfect as she seems.

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9. Orton O’Brien as Christopher Robin

Pooh isn’t Pooh without his best pal, and O’Brien embodied him perfectly.

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8. Isabela Moner as Dora the Explorer

Just as adorable as you figured she would be in real life.

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7. David Lewis as Mr. Crocker

Fairly Oddparents delighted a generation, and Lewis played Crocker to a ‘t.’

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6. Liu Yifei as Mulan

The movie might have been a bust, but she definitely wasn’t.

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5. Neal Sethi as Mogli

The hair and makeup people were surely involved, but the resemblance is uncanny.

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4. Shelley Duvall as Olive Oyl

They could not have found another person who resembles her more.

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3. Elizabeth Perkins as Wilma Flintstone

All of the casting in this movie was A+.

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2. Alexander Skarsguard as Tarzan

I would watch this all day, every day. Just saying.

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1. Angelina Jolie as Maleficent

No one else could have done it as well.

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I don’t think they could have found better actors if they tried, to be honest.

Which one of these was the most perfect for you? Or can you think of a better one? Share with us in the comments!

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June 3, 2021

These Kids of Celebrities Have Definitely Grown Up

When your parents are rich, famous, and beautiful I bet the expectations on those shoulders must feel overwhelming sometimes.

Even if every kid should be free to go their own way, to pursue their own interests, the attention that celebrities and their kids get from the media can mean that those kids grow up in the spotlight, even if they’d rather not.

These 10 kids are grown up now, though, and no matter what line of work they decide to pursue, the fact that they’ve grown into lovely adults cannot be denied.

10. Alexa Ray Joel.

Her parents are Christie Brinkley and Billy Joel, so she’s clearly got talent coming out of her ears.

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9. Corinne Foxx.

Her dad is Jamie Foxx, and this girl looks amazingly fierce.

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8. Trey Smith.

His father is Will Smith, and I can definitely see the resemblance.

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7. Ella Travolta.

Kelly Preston and John Travolta’s daughter is 21 now, and absolutely beautiful.

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6. Hannah Selleck.

She looks nothing like her father, Tom, but she probably wouldn’t want his mustache.

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5. Lily Sheen.

I hope she finds more peace in her life than her father, Charlie. Her mother is Kate Beckinsale.

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4. Jack Perry.

His father is Luke Perry, but wow. I don’t know a single person who wouldn’t be jealous of that hair.

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3. Lucy DeVito.

Her parents are Rhea Pearlman and Danny DeVito, so I have to imagine she’s as funny as she is lovely.

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2. Raff Law.

I’m sure I don’t need to tell you that his father’s name is Jude. Whoa.

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1. Manolo Gonzalez Vergara.

His mother is the lovely Sophia Vergara, and her genes are strong.

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Genetics are crazy, don’t you think?

Which one of these surprised you the most? Tell us in the comments!

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June 3, 2021

Here’s Proof That Someone’s Last Day on the Job Is Not the Day to Test Them

Depending on the circumstances, a person’s last day at a job can either be a time of uncertainty, or even anger, or it can be a cause to celebrate moving on to something better (even if you’re a bit sad about leaving behind the people you know).

Either way, a person who is performing their final hours of duty doesn’t have a lot of f**ks to give, y’all. There can be no consequences (of the garden variety) and so their patience for bulls*%t is probably pretty low.

This girl was on her last day as a hostess at a restaurant where people are required to wear masks as part of a corporate policy.

So it’s my last day at my most recent restaurant job. Now the restaurant I work in requires all customers wear masks when they’re not at the table. I try to explain that it comes from a corporate level and I have no say in the matter, but I end up dealing with a lot of angry people.

A large group comes in without masks. She informs them they have to wear them whenever they are not seated at their table, and a pregnant woman objects, saying she has a medical exemption.

The restaurant doesn’t recognize those, and it’s just to the table, OP explains.

I’m a host and a large party comes in. I tell the party that everyone needs to wear masks until they get to the table. A younger pregnant lady tells me she is not required because she’s pregnant and has a medical exemption. I explain that our restaurant does not recognize medical exemptions and she will be required to wear one just until she gets to the table.

The party argues and blusters, but everyone puts on their masks and heads to their meal.

On the way out, the pregnant lady asks for OPs name in a sugary, not-sweet voice.

The whole group gives me the usual snark, legal arguments, conspiracy theories etc. but eventually they all put on their masks and are seated. Well about an hour later the party is leaving. The pregnant woman comes back to the host stand. She thanks us for excellent service and asks me (in a tone that was polite but laced with contempt) what my name is.

OP happily provided her name, since she wouldn’t be working there anymore when the woman called to complain – but also, she didn’t do anything wrong.

She even spelled it out, which I have to imagine was done with relish.

Now it’s my last day at this restaurant. The next day I will be in my pajamas, sipping coffee, and working from home without a care in the world. With my mask hiding my grin, I tell her my name proudly. My IRL name is unique and very easy to misspell so I spell it out for her letter by letter and makes sure she knows it right. I’m the only one with my name in the whole restaurant. In a tone that says “I’m gonna get you in so much trouble” she says “thaaank yooou” and leaves.

Everyone laughed about the lady who didn’t want to follow the rules, and honestly, it sounds like OP is hoping to hear some followup, and it’s hard to blame her.

All my coworkers joke about it being my last day and how much trouble I’m NOT going to be in as soon as she calls and finds out I no longer work there. I’m keeping up with Yelp and google reviews to see if my name pops up but nothing yet.

People started sharing their opinions.

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And they shared some interesting stories.

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Even if they had a bit of an opposite situation happen to them…

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I’m living a little bit vicariously because I always wished I would have an opportunity like this on a last day! Argh!

Has anything like this ever happened to you? Did you get the payoff you wanted?

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June 3, 2021

People Shared the “Rock Bottom” Meals They Made During That Weird Time We’ll Never Talk About Again

I see all of you and I feel your pain…

No, I’m not talking about physical pain, I’m referring to the shame, disgust, and anger that you feel when you look in the mirror…because you’ve been making some really terrible decisions when it comes to cooking during the quarantine…

And so have I!

Hey, what can you do, right?

It gets pretty old trying to tantalize your tastebuds day in and day out when restaurants aren’t open. Do you want to know how many times I’ve had peanut butter and jelly for dinner in the last year? It’s a sad, sad state of affairs, trust me.

Take a look at these rock bottom quarantine meals and let us know if they stack up to what you’ve been doing in the kitchen.

1. You do you.

Might take a while to eat, though…

I'm sick of cooking…tonight's dinner is a raw potato

— Tam Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) April 10, 2020

2. All up from here.

Not the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

I ate a cinnamon roll and 4 mozzarella sticks for dinner last night. It’s a new low, but once you hit rock bottom, it’s all up from here!

— Daniel Incandela (@danielincandela) May 13, 2020

3. What kind of dressing, though…

You need to fill us in!

Man I’m tired of cooking.

I’m bout to just drink this bottle of salad dressing and get in bed

— brandon / jinx / big jinx (@brandonjinx) May 12, 2020

4. Official hit rock bottom.

We wish you luck in the future…

How’s quarantine going, you ask? Well, I made myself a PB&J and grabbed a whole bottle of wine for dinner, so I’d say I’m hitting rock bottom

— KBD (@KellyBDinsmore) April 22, 2020

5. Not quite, but almost…

You might need some help.

I ate canned peaches for dinner at 9pm. Is this rock bottom?

— Emma S. (@communityfleur) March 31, 2020

6. Sounds like a real snoozer.

Liven it up a little bit!

I'm making buttered noodles, roasted chicken breast, and broccoli for dinner. I'm bored with a meal I haven't even started cooking yet.

— Erica Wilkinson (@EverywhereErica) April 22, 2020

7. That does not sound good.

I’m just being honest with you.

what’s the saddest quarantine meal you’ve had so far? mine is doritos nachos

— hell girl ♡ (@rugbrat69) April 9, 2020

8. You need to go to the store NOW.

Don’t wait until tomorrow.

Saddest quarantine meal yet: tuna on top of croutons (I’m going to the grocery store tomorrow).

— Lisa R Eisenberg (@lisa_rosalie) May 2, 2020

9. Do what you gotta do.

We’re living in desperate times.

“Oh shoot you never had lunch, just melt some butter on your popcorn.” Everyone is fending for themselves on this 3,000th day of March.

— Jessica Watson (@JessBWatson) March 30, 2020

10. Phoning it in.

Is it really punk, though?

Phoning it in for dinner today, meaning I'm making potato wedges and that's fucking punk

— 1.21 gigawatts? 1.21 gigawatts? Great Scott! (@joshcaps77) November 18, 2020

11. Apologize to the food lords.

They might not be able to forgive this one.

just ate my saddest quarantine meal yet: box rigatoni with jarred pasta sauce and enough parmesan cheese that the bowl smelled questionable. i’m sorry to the food lords on that one

— batland (@catlandrose) April 12, 2020

What’s your rock bottom meal from quarantine been?

Talk to us in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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June 3, 2021

People Admitted the Dumbest Ways They’ve Injured Themselves

We’ve all injured ourselves in dumb ways at one time or another, am I right?

You know it!

And now it’s confession time, folks…

Let’s see what these folks had to say about the dumbest ways they’ve injured themselves.

1. Not cool!

How do you explain that one?

I broke my arm by falling off a chair in an attempt to reach a LEGO Draco Malfoy https://t.co/7IRPll4vzx

— Kairav Kukkala (@kairavbk) March 22, 2021

2. A painful dance.

Gotta be careful!

dislocated my knee doing the cotton eye joe in 5th grade music class https://t.co/OZrj3IAhqJ

— Erin Mackey (@erinmackey_) March 22, 2021

3. It was all over…

You should’ve sat that game out!

I dropped a 30 pound watermelon on my bare foot and broke my toe…THEN wrapped it in gauze/multiple pairs of socks and proceeded to play in a basketball game until one girl stepped on my foot and it was all over

Not one of my best moments https://t.co/nU7AlXK4Yu

— Christina Talamo (@christinatalamo) March 22, 2021

4. The demonstration went awry.

Bad idea!

I re-broke my toe by accidentally kicking a bedpost while demonstrating to someone how I accidentally kicked the goalpost and broke my toe https://t.co/vVMaMYIPwK

— Shiv Ramdas (@nameshiv) March 22, 2021

5. Top three.

You’re definitely accident prone.

Actually, my top 3:
3) Blew out knee trying to keep pace with a young woman on nearby treadmill.
2) Tore my other knee jumping off stage at Wing Bowl to interview contestant.
1) Broke my toe kicking an end table after Tommy Hutton fumbled to lose MNF game vs. Dallas. https://t.co/GiH85rKG0U

— Glen Macnow (@RealGlenMacnow) March 22, 2021

6. This one hurts.

And you have to lie about it.

Was reading a newspaper, and the corner of the page started to wilt. I snapped it with my hands to get it to stand up again, and sliced a paper cut directly across my eyeball.

Scratched cornea. https://t.co/sgLC5IXrfi

— Mike Schmidt (@The40YearOldBoy) March 22, 2021

7. Just standing around…

That sucks.

Last year I broke my knee standing on a soccer field

No, I didn’t trip

No, I didn’t roll anything

No one tackled me

Didn’t kick the ball wrong

I wasn’t even playing

…I was coaching

And that’s what happens when you go outside after 3 months of being indoors https://t.co/zzVwaVxnCr

— ya mama (@notwallyworld) March 22, 2021

8. Head first!

Not a good idea.

I jumped into my couch headfirst to celebrate the Timberwolves making the Western Conference Finals.

My neck was in a brace for three weeks. https://t.co/UxXvlbXssb

— Shahbaz Khan (@ShahbazMKhan) March 22, 2021

9. Always a dangerous maneuver.

Not many have pulled it off.

I have nerve damage in my leg trying to slide from a hot tub into the connecting pool https://t.co/tqF9q0uMel

— Julie Stewart-Binks (@JSB_TV) March 22, 2021

10. Oh, man!

Bad timing.

Brushed off some frost off some bacon and then subsequently slipped on the melted ice and broke my elbow, a week before my wedding. Fortunately did not need a cast but had a sling to wear on and off and couldn’t keep my arm totally straight for wedding pics.

— Steve Silver (@SteveTSRA) March 21, 2021

11. That doesn’t feel right.

Straight to the ER!

My teenage daughter taught me her dance routine. To her surprise, I got it. We got my hubs to film us, I tore my calf muscle on the first 8 count. This surpassed my previous stupid injury of tearing my MCL by bending over to pick up a book in high school.

— Shannon Hunt (@Shansanity) March 21, 2021

What’s the dumbest way YOU’VE injured yourself.

Spill your guts in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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June 3, 2021

Enjoy Some Possible Better Names for Animals for You to Think About

Your entire perspective is going to change today, people.

Because you’re about to learn something that I’m willing to bet a lot of you never thought you would…how do you feel about BETTER NAMES FOR ANIMALS?

Yes, you read that right! And all of us are in for a real treat today, because I personally believe that some animal names are just plain outdated and need to be freshened up.

For example: I’m sure you’re familiar with the manatee, right? That adorable creature sometimes called “the sea cow”? Well, from now on, all manatees will be called FLOATY POTATOES.

Are you ready to see some more? Let’s check them out!

1. The nope rope!

Don’t get near that thing!

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2. Also, don’t get near this thing.

Can’t you see those antlers?!?!

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3. Now this is a cool name.

It just flows right off the tongue.

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4. A very dangerous chicken.

Stay far, far away…Actually, I don’t even know what this is.

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5. A creature from the deep.

He’s headed straight for Red Lobster.

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6. Awwww, who doesn’t love a manatee?

Or a Floaty Potato, I meant…

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7. This one is spot-on!

You know it’s true!

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8. There goes the ol’ wobble stick.

They’re kind of cute!

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9. That’s when it’s time to RUN.

You better get going!

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10. This is kind of horrific, not gonna lie.

And the name ain’t helping, either…

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11. They sure are magical!

And colorful, too!

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Okay, now it’s your turn.

In the comments, get creative and share some better names for animals that you’ve come up with.

We’d love to hear from you!

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AITA for “stealing” my daughter from my mother?

10. Hard work

9. The good fight

8. Sexpectations

7. You are his

6. The conversion rate

5. Don’t get comfy

4. You’ll always wonder

3. Happy wife, happy life

2. Just kidding

1. Hit the joint

10. Sadie Stanley as Kim Possible.

9. Orton O’Brien as Christopher Robin

8. Isabela Moner as Dora the Explorer

7. David Lewis as Mr. Crocker

6. Liu Yifei as Mulan

5. Neal Sethi as Mogli

4. Shelley Duvall as Olive Oyl

3. Elizabeth Perkins as Wilma Flintstone

2. Alexander Skarsguard as Tarzan

1. Angelina Jolie as Maleficent

10. Alexa Ray Joel.

9. Corinne Foxx.

8. Trey Smith.

7. Ella Travolta.

6. Hannah Selleck.

5. Lily Sheen.

4. Jack Perry.

3. Lucy DeVito.

2. Raff Law.

1. Manolo Gonzalez Vergara.

1. You do you.

2. All up from here.

3. What kind of dressing, though…

4. Official hit rock bottom.

5. Not quite, but almost…

6. Sounds like a real snoozer.

7. That does not sound good.

8. You need to go to the store NOW.

9. Do what you gotta do.

10. Phoning it in.

11. Apologize to the food lords.

1. Not cool!

2. A painful dance.

3. It was all over…

4. The demonstration went awry.

5. Top three.

6. This one hurts.

7. Just standing around…

8. Head first!

9. Always a dangerous maneuver.

10. Oh, man!

11. That doesn’t feel right.

1. Those things sure are pesky.

2. Hey, it could be worse.

3. No way! You were in the Suez Canal?!?!

4. Does that dog belong to you?

5. I had a feeling this was true.

6. This is the worst!

7. Just smack it around a little bit.

8. You’re making a lot of noise in there!

9. What exactly is going on here?

10. This looks like a lot of fun.

11. This pretty much sums up life right now.

12. Can’t seem to find that energy!

1. The nope rope!

2. Also, don’t get near this thing.

3. Now this is a cool name.

4. A very dangerous chicken.

5. A creature from the deep.

6. Awwww, who doesn’t love a manatee?

7. This one is spot-on!

8. There goes the ol’ wobble stick.

9. That’s when it’s time to RUN.

10. This is kind of horrific, not gonna lie.

11. They sure are magical!

1. This plan is really coming together!

2. Like making a deal with the devil.

3. It never fails!

4. Now what am I supposed to do?