Enjoy Some Possible Better Names for Animals for You to Think About

Your entire perspective is going to change today, people.

Because you’re about to learn something that I’m willing to bet a lot of you never thought you would…how do you feel about BETTER NAMES FOR ANIMALS?

Yes, you read that right! And all of us are in for a real treat today, because I personally believe that some animal names are just plain outdated and need to be freshened up.

For example: I’m sure you’re familiar with the manatee, right? That adorable creature sometimes called “the sea cow”? Well, from now on, all manatees will be called FLOATY POTATOES.

Are you ready to see some more? Let’s check them out!

1. The nope rope!

Don’t get near that thing!

2. Also, don’t get near this thing.

Can’t you see those antlers?!?!

3. Now this is a cool name.

It just flows right off the tongue.

4. A very dangerous chicken.

Stay far, far away…Actually, I don’t even know what this is.

5. A creature from the deep.

He’s headed straight for Red Lobster.

6. Awwww, who doesn’t love a manatee?

Or a Floaty Potato, I meant…

7. This one is spot-on!

You know it’s true!

8. There goes the ol’ wobble stick.

They’re kind of cute!

9. That’s when it’s time to RUN.

You better get going!

10. This is kind of horrific, not gonna lie.

And the name ain’t helping, either…

11. They sure are magical!

And colorful, too!

Okay, now it’s your turn.

In the comments, get creative and share some better names for animals that you’ve come up with.

We’d love to hear from you!

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You Asked For Hilarious Memes and We Delivered in a Big Way

You demanded and we listened.

That’s what we do here. We listen to what the people want and we deliver.

Actually, we OVERdeliver and we’re darn proud of it.

So enjoy these memes, friends. We think you’re gonna love them.

1. This plan is really coming together!

I love it when this happens!

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2. Like making a deal with the devil.

Stealing socks away for centuries.

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3. It never fails!

You know they love it!

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4. Now what am I supposed to do?

I can’t exactly get up right now…

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5. Those sewer mutants are gonna have an epic party!

This is what I call good luck!

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6. Why must you torture yourself?

You are a glutton for punishment.

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7. How the hell did that happen?

Can someone explain this to me?

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8. It’s just not the same.

Sometimes, you just can’t handle that song.

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9. She should probably lay off the sauce.

It doesn’t seem to agree with her.

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10. How’s that working out for you?

Keep trying! You can only go up from here!

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11. Look at that rhino run!

I wonder what kind of drugs the dog was on…

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12. That escalated very quickly.

Please don’t get arrested tonight…

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13. Always a weird group.

And at least two people aren’t gonna pull their weight…

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Let’s keep this party going, shall we?

In the comments, please share some more funny memes with us.

We can’t wait to see what you come up with!

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Posts You’ll Think Are Funny If You’re OLD

I remember when I was young, older folks would always tell me that time starts to move really fast as you age.

Of course, being a teenager, I didn’t pay much attention…or think they were right.

But here we are, people!

I’m in my 40s now and time is moving WAY TOO FAST lately…so fast that it’s actually starting to scare me…

While you contemplate all of this, enjoy these funny memes about getting older.

1. Keep scrolling, keep scrolling…

You’re almost there…

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2. I know I have mine!

Me and that thing are basically best friends at this point.

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3. He was right all along…

I never should have doubted you, Red.

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4. How about we make it 4:45?

That’s not too early, is it?

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5. Alright! More time to sleep!

This is when you know you’re REALLY getting old.

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6. It just gets worse.

Trust me on this one…

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7. Life can be so exciting!

This is what adulting looks like.

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8. Where are all the older men at?

And where’s the 50 SPF?

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9. You are a very wise old person.

At least to kids still in high school…

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10. Wait until you hit 40…

It’s not a pretty picture, people!

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11. I feel a little out of place…

Is it just me?

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12. Please slow down!

The months and years are just flying by…

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Now we want you to make us laugh.

In the comments, please share some more funny memes that will make us all laugh!

The family that laughs together stays together! Thanks!

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Memes for All of Us Who Are Dreaming of a Vacation

I’m going to the beach for a week in July and I have a countdown on my desk to remind me how many days until I hit the road…

And I think I speak for a lot of folks out there when I say I NEED A VACATION.

Am I right, or am I right?

Let’s enjoy some vacation memes so we can daydream until we actually get the hell outta town!

1. Forget I even exist when I’m on vacation.

Are we clear?

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2. I’m with you on this one 100%.

It looks absolutely glorious.

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3. This looks like paradise.

At least for some folks…

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4. Even Wonder Woman is over it.

That’s when you know it’s really bad!

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5. Wouldn’t this be nice?

I sure could go for some of this…

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6. People at the airport really like to booze is early, huh?

I’ve always found this to be kind of odd.

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7. Any takers on this one?

I thought you might be interested!

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8. You’ll figure something out.

The local pool, maybe?

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9. I think you got everything packed in.

Oh wait, we forgot one of the kids. Turn around!

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10. You gotta do what you gotta do.

When it comes to getting out of town.

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11. That’s what I saw, too!

I really need a break…

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12. We can all dream!

And hopefully it’ll become a reality!

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Okay, now we’d like to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us the first place you’re gonna travel to when it’s safe to get out of town.

Please and thank you!

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Vacation Memes for Everyone Who Wants to Get Out of Town NOW

Has it been a while since you went on vacation?

I have a feeling that the answer is YES, because none of us have been able to go anywhere in a while!

But that’s all gonna change pretty soon…I think…

In the meantime, enjoy these vacation memes…you know you want to.

1. Well, I guess it’s better than nothing…

It could be worse. Maybe…

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2. You’re a celebrity on vacation.

Back home…not so much.

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3. You already know you’re gonna overpack.

So don’t even fight it!

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4. Ahhh, this is what vacation is all about.

No room for drama!

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5. Yeah, so am I…

Still just staring at these four walls…

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6. Bring on the tequila!

Hey, be careful with that stuff!

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7. I’m with you on this one.

It’s been a while!

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8. I hope you have a good imagination.

You’re gonna need it!

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9. It’s literally all I want right now.

Does this look good to you?

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10. Either one would be a welcome change.

You can’t be too picky.

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11. It never ends, does it?

Your life basically revolves around laundry.

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12. Alright, it’s party time…

There’s no better feeling in the world!

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Okay, now we want to hear from you!

Do you have any big vacations planned this summer?

If so, please tell us about them in the comments. We’d love to hear from you!

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Memes That Are So Funny You Might Not Be Able to Stop Laughing

We don’t want to scare you, but we feel like we must give you this warning: if you decide to look at these memes, you might not stop laughing…EVER.

FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

Okay, you’ve been warned! Now it’s up to you to decide which path you will take…good luck to you…

1. I haven’t played with this in years!

Still fits like a charm.

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2. This reminds me of Alien.

Did that come out of someone’s stomach?

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3. Okay, I don’t need to see anyone again for a while!

Maybe next Christmas!

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4. Which one do you prefer?

He looks pretty good in that vest!

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5. Sorry, these are saved.

This is what real friendship looks like.

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6. That’s how flight attendants dressed back then.

It’s all true!

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7. You sound very scholarly!

Did you go to Harvard? Yale?

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8. Always a very strange mix.

Teamwork makes the dream work!

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9. You can’t resist doing this!

We all do it!

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10. This was all the way back in the late 2010s.

A lot’s changed since then…

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11. What the hell is going on here?

I’m having a hard time with this one.

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12. This is what perfection looks like, people.

I love it!

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13. This doesn’t seem right to me…

Can we get some confirmation on this?

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You’re still laughing, aren’t you?

It’s okay, so are we!

Share some more memes in the comments so we can keep the laughs comin’! Thanks!

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Memes About Something We All Desperately Need… a Vacation

What a crazy year it’s been…

We’ve all been trapped inside staring at four walls and I think it’s safe to say that 99.9999% of us want to get out of town and take a proper vacation as soon as possible.

So keep the faith and enjoy these funny memes while you plan your next getaway!

1. My family would probably do something like this.

Gee, thanks a lot…

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2. Bring it on!

Even Kermit needs a break!

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3. I’m willing to do this if necessary.

Hey, you gotta get out of town somehow.

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4. I’m just fine. No need to send anyone.

I have everything I need!

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5. Can we put the camera down for a while?

I said that’s enough!

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6. I don’t remember anything!

Uh oh…this might be a problem…

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7. Get there any way you can!

Hey, this isn’t a bad idea…

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8. Just go for it!

Sometimes, you have to take a leap.

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9. Let’s see how I can make this work…

I don’t know about this one…

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10. You are now among the living!

At least for a little while.

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11. Hey, it’s better than nothing!

A break is a break!

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Do you have any vacations planned for this year?

If you do, tell us all about them in the comments.

We’d love to hear about your upcoming adventures!

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13 People Discuss What Folks Say Is Bad For You but Is Actually Good

This promises to be an interesting discussion, don’t you think?

Because if we’ve learned one thing in the age of social media, it’s that everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, has an opinion about pretty much EVERYTHING.

Y’all ready for this?

AskReddit users discussed what people say is bad for you but they think is actually good.

Let’s take a look.

1. In moderation.

“Fat, as in in food products.

You still shouldn’t just gorge yourself on fattening foods, but our bodies can process regular fat in food. What it can’t process is the insane amounts of sugar that’s in practically everything, which is what makes people fat.

Your body doesn’t know what to do with it, so it just stores it away as the blubber we all cry about.”

2. The good stuff!

“Coffee, as long as you’re not packing it with a s**tload of sugar and cream and as long as you don’t have the genetic variant which causes your body to metabolize caffeine poorly.

There’s even been some robust meta-analyses on the subject.”

3. Only avoid it if…

“Gluten.

People give it up thinking it makes you fat, but actually, gluten free food has more fat in it. It’s just a protein, people.

The only people who should avoid it are people who have celiac disease.”

4. Gaming.

“Playing video games.

A lot of people seem to think that video games are a waste of time and cause violent tendencies, yet this is completely wrong. Video games are actually good for both children and adults. They help improve reflexes, hand-eye coordination, improve your memory, improves focus, and other benefits as well.

While too many video games can cause bad habits and lead to adverse effects, in moderation they are good for you.”

5. Get out of it.

“Quitting a toxic relationship.

Not all but some people stay in a toxic relationship thinking that it’s the right thing to do and it might help their partner to change. No.

Leaving is actually good for the both of you.”

6. Sober is good.

“Not drinking.

People for some reason assume you can’t have fun without al**hol but me and my friends have always preferred having a chill reunion and talking over partying.

I thought a**ohol was supposed to be generally a toxic substance but apparently not drinking automatically makes you a degenerate hermit where I live.”

7. Just go easy on it.

“Cheese.

I mean you don’t want to eat an entire block but if you shred an ounce or so over your salad or put some over your roasted vegetables it’s still good for you so long as you aren’t lactose intolerant or your doctor hasn’t told you to not eat it for some reason.

It makes vegetables more palatable and it’s a good source of calcium. It’s not completely negating the effects of eating healthy like I’ve seen some people claim, just don’t over do it and stick to the serving size since it’s a high calorie food group.”

8. MSG.

“Monosodium Glutamate (MSG/Ajinomoto)

Maybe you can’t technically say “good for you” but it’s a lot better for you than too much salt and you only need a fraction of the amount vs salt for the same amount of flavor.

The negativity associated with MSG is rooted in racism.”

9. Some people need to do it.

“Divorce.

It’s definitely stigmatized, but it is a really good thing. Sorry, I didn’t know my ex-husband would become a raging al**holic that refused to get help.

Things were good when we got married, he always liked to drink, but he wasn’t downing a fifth every day like he was at the end. I tried to help him, but he refused any treatment or therapy.

No one deserves to just have to suffer and live with that. I am very happy I got divorced, and have never regretted it.”

10. Give it a shot.

“Fasting.

A lot of people think it is bad for the body meanwhile there are a lot of proof that it has a lot of advantages for the body.”

11. Crack away!

“Cracking your bones.

It doesn’t cause arthritis like widely speculated and it’s just the release of gases from joints.

Chiropractors are actually great to see as they can treat back pain, migraines, whiplash and other conditions.”

12. Here we go again.

“Carbs!!

Carbs do not make you fat. Fat does not make you fat. Sugar does not make you fat.

Eating more calories than you use, day after day will make you fat. Doesn’t matter what the hell you eat.”

13. Builds character.

“Having your feelings hurt.

Obviously not on a constant 24/7 basis, but getting your feelings hurt helps you in the long run because you’ll be able to handle it better down the line, ideally.

If you’re constantly coddled and no one ever upsets you, then you step out into the real world with a very, VERY warped perspective.

And the first time you inevitably do not get respected the way you feel you deserve, you throw a childish tantrum even though you’re almost in your forties.”

Now we want to hear from you.

Tell us some more things people think are bad for us but are actually good.

Do it in the comments, please!

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What’s the Biggest Scam You Ever Fell For? People Shared Their Stories.

It always breaks my heart when I hear about people (particularly older ones) who get bilked out of all their money because they fell for a scam.

And it also makes me want to find the people responsible for those scams so I could have a few words with them.

Bottom line: there are a ton of scammers out there doing everything they can to try to separate you from your money.

What’s the biggest scam you ever fell for?

AskReddit users admitted their shame.

1. That’s too bad.

“There was a company advertising that they would help people wipe out predatory student loans.

Long story short I blew $800 on a company that got shut down by the Gov’t for fraudulent practices and was denied a refund.”

2. Talkspace.

“Spent $250 on Talkspace (got $200 back because I demanded a redund).

They (their therapists) waste a week of your time to reply once and reply with a canned response of, “oh that sounds stressful, how is your sleep schedule?”

I cannot stress enough how much of a waste of time and money that s**t was.”

3. Bummer.

“These people called me with one of HMRC numbers telling me I didn’t pay some taxes, saying they sent lots of letters to my old address to which I never responded.

I didn’t know they could make me see the number they wanted. After a quick check on the government website I saw that the number was the same and I believed them. I was 20 years old and living in London on my own.

I gave them 1000£ and never felt so stupid in my life.”

4. Could have been worse.

“Not too bad I lost 35 bucks. I fell for those stores on Instagram.

I was just getting on it so I didn’t know most were scam stores. Because I followed some small retailers that I already bought from.

I thought it was the same thing. Website was or looked legit but I never got my boots.

Smart too because I got it from them because they were 15 bucks cheaper. Not some crazy amount that made you question it.

Luckily I paid with PayPal. It could’ve been worse if they had my credit card information.”

5. Ugh.

“My former best friend and his dad cheated me out of my money to invest in their company.

When I asked for a contract, his dad said, “Between true friends, words aren’t necessary.”

When they started making money, I asked for my money back, and they said they didn’t owe me a thing.”

6. Scammed!

“There was a company advertising that they would help people wipe out predatory student loans.

Long story short, I blew $800 on a company that got shut down by the government for fraudulent practices and was denied a refund.”

7. Oh, no.

“Right after my dad died I got a call from a number I didn’t know.

They left a voice mail saying they needed my social security number so they could pay out a life insurance policy to me. I was 21 and super inexperienced with stuff like this. So I did what any real adult would do. I asked my mom for advice.

She told me it was legit and to give them my SS number. I had a weird feeling about it but if my mom said it was ok then it must be ok. I did it. I called back and gave the guy that answered my SS number.

I never got a check but my mom suddenly did from a policy my dad “forgot” to take her off of even though they had been divorced years before.

She did give my 10k but I’m 100% positive it was worth way more and she had something to do with it all. We don’t talk anymore for various reasons including this one.”

8. VIP.

“I went to buy a Rolling Stones ticket from a scalper years ago (i know, i know) and he talked me into a VIP Backstage Pass. He said that’s all I need!

Free food, booze, all the perks. He insisted the sticker was all I needed to get in, no paper ticket necessary.

So a few hours later I go to the show, obviously can’t get in – it was a VIP pass from the night before. There was no date on it, just a different shape.

I try every single gate hoping someone won’t notice/not care and finally try the media entrance. The nice lady ushered me right in, I took an elevator up to the main concourse and I was free as a bird. I didn’t have a seat obviously but I snuck down to the floor and ended up having a great show.

Still feel burned by the stupid f**k to this day though. I’ve seen him at other shows (nice neck tattoo of a fish, you fu**in’ pr**k) and I always f**k with him.”

9. Felt like an idiot.

“It happened while I was at work in a grocery store (no longer working there for unrelated reasons). Overworked, stressed out of my mind, and probably had some form of sleep deprivation going on at the time.

Answered a customer service call for Western Union during a very busy time and had a severe lapse in judgement that resulted in me doing a transaction over the phone (the biggest thing they drill into our heads NOT to do).

I thankfully didn’t get any further (only one transaction went through rather than several) before things clicked and I hung up on them horrified. Reported it asap for damage control and spent the next few days praying that I wouldn’t lose my job for it (transaction over the phone = fire-able offense).

Thankfully, since I didn’t have a problematic work history my boss was able to save my job with the only caveats being retraining and a note being on file for at least a year. Huge self-esteem and mental health loss though, felt like a gigantic idiot for months afterwards.”

10. A hassle.

“I was in Rome walking around when a guy came up to me and handed me a rose saying it was a gift. I took it, and then he demanded money.

I refused to pay, and tried to give it back (should have just placed it on the floor). Long story short, my friend saw me from across the plaza arguing and came over.

The guy wouldn’t leave me alone, so my friend paid him off. I felt so bad.”

11. Phishing.

“An email something like:

“You’re paypal has been accessed from an unknown source, click here to update your password.”

It looked official and asked for me to login to update my password. When I realized the website didn’t allow me to view my profile I panicked. I then spent the day taking the nessassary precautions.

Lesson, always go to the website yourself and don’t click links in emails.”

Have you ever been scammed before?

If so, please tell us all about it in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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What Do Folks Think Is Bad For You but It’s Actually Good? Here’s What People Said.

It’s kind of funny how trends catch on and everyone seems to get really into them…and then a little while later, most people wise up and realize that maybe that thing wasn’t so great, after all…

Life is weird.

What do people think is bad for us that is actually good?

Let’s see what folks on AskReddit had to say about this.

1. We all fail.

“Failure.

I used to get punished for failure as a kid. Bad grades? Punished. Made any kind of mistake? Punished.

This is a horrible way to raise a kid because instead of learning to try until you succeed, or ask for help when you can’t succeed without it, they lie and cover up failure to avoid punishment.”

2. Gotta face it.

“Feeling painful emotions instead of distracting yourself from them.

Yeah, it’s not good to face them all of the time, but ignoring them all of the time isn’t really good either.”

3. It’s necessary sometimes.

“Quitting or knowing when to quit.

This one, 10/10. I just quit a job that shattered my mental and physical health. It was the competitive, well-paying “dream job” that I wanted more than anything when I was just starting out in my field.

Left it all behind for complete uncertainty, but an uncertain future is better than a certain and miserable future. As scary as it was (and is), quitting was the best and bravest thing I’ve ever done.

Not sure where I’m heading, but I know what I’m choosing to leave behind, and I know I don’t want to go back in that direction–and that’s a good enough start. ? Take care of your current selves and take care of your future selves, quitting can be an act of courage.”

4. Let it all out.

“Crying.

It’s very healthy and a natural reaction to emotions but people think it makes them weak and vulnerable.”

5. We all need it.

“Alone time.

I’ve had countless times when I found myself alone and wanted to do so.

It is perfect when you need to reflect on yourself and your life and find some answers.”

6. A good thing.

“Going to the Psychologist.

Fortunately, many people are starting to open their minds to it.”

7. Release.

“S** and mast**bation.

You can avoid a lot of health issues by doing those.

It also helps a lot with depression and anxiety as it releases a lot of endorphine and dopamine.”

8. Works for some people.

“Being single.

Not being attached/responsible for other human lives gives you the ultimate freedom to risk it all and do what you actually want.”

9. Bring on the salt.

“Salt/sodium

It’s one of the most common electrolytes that people consume, and in the case of those with iodine-deficiency, iodized salt is a safe effect way to supplement iodine into your diet, and prevent goiter. Salt often gets vilified, because it can, but not necessarily will, elevate your blood pressure.

Electrolytes are necessary for the electrochemical processes in your body to operate. Not enough electrolytes can cause organ, nerve, and metabolic dysfunction, leading to coma, seizure, and cardiac arrest.

The misconception is that salt causes high blood pressure/hypertension, which is false. A possible effect of consuming salt is a temporary elevation of blood pressure.

Doctors recommended following a low-sodium/salt diet, if you already have hypertension or if you’ve undergone heart surgery, because they don’t want you to risk increasing stress on an already stressed heart, or unnecessarily stressing a recovering heart.”

10. Time to relax.

“Not being busy. Not constantly hustling or trying to do it all.

Not living for the weekend.

Down time can be a good thing.”

11. Take it easy.

“Not sanitizing everything.

If you sanitize every surface you touch, it destroys your immune system, as well as causing issues due to the chemicals used to sanitize things.

Just wash your hands, counters, and other surfaces when they’re dirty, or after sickness.

Use normal soap, and it’s all good.”

12. Gotta have a balance.

“Taking a break from exercise every now and then to focus on my mental health.

Being mentally fit is more important to me than being a gym fiend.”

What do you think?

Sound off in the comments and let us know.

We’d love to hear from you!

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