Month: June 2021

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Check Out Some of the Most Brutal Burns on the Internet

The internet is really just a place where we go to fight with each other in new and innovative ways.

Luckily, some of those ways are actually funny, and some fighters use their knowledge and wits to make the battle as sophisticated and satisfying as it is brutal.

Such is the way with these particular entries. Players – start!

14. If you don’t like it, leave

It’s fun to pair your heartlessness with insults so everybody knows right away you don’t actually care what happens to anybody who isn’t you.

13. Over the moon

What I love about this reply is the the original tweet is gone now and it doesn’t even matter because it’s a one-size-fits-all rebuttal.

12. Just imagine

I’ll bet you’d like a little of that splash now that ya burnt so bad, huh?

11. The gold standard

An absolute classic, the metaphor we all need.

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10. Under pressure

The thing about gay marriage is that “believing in it” is irrelevant.
It’s just a thing that happens.
It’s not the Loch Ness Monster.

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9. Soup’s on

Ok but how though?

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8. The they

Seriously, everyone I grew up with used “they” as a gender-neutral singular all the time and didn’t have a problem with it until people started asking them to.

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7. Absolutely smoked

You walked right into that one.

6. This is relevant

English is just a stew.

5. Under control

We get it, you’re vaped.

4. Would love to come

It’s five bucks dude, that’s like one beer.

3. Densely speaking

Shine bright like a diamond.

2. Soup strikes back!

No idea if this response is real but I want it to be.

1. Just a little bit

Let’s get way down deep.

Well I need to go fan myself off after all that heat.

What’s the best comeback you’ve heard recently?

Tell us in the comments.

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This Bride Thought Asking a 9-Year-Old to Wear a Girdle Was No Big Deal

We’ve all heard stories about bridezillas – seemingly normal female people who get engaged and immediately morph into a monster whose only care in the world is about creating the illusion of a perfect relationship with a perfect wedding.

There’s even a television show about it, so it must be a real thing.

That said, it seems like there are lines to be drawn in the sand, and if you ask most people, asking a prepubescent child to wear shape wear is definitely one of them.

She prefaces the post with “definitely not body shaming,” but when that’s followed with her giving details that the girl in question is a “plus-sized kid” whose waist needs some “smoothing out,” well…

You be the judge.

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The top two comments point out (rightfully so) that asking her to smooth out anything to look better for other people is a harmful message that doesn’t need to be taught at such a young age.

Or ever, but we know that’s probably not possible.

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Once it was revealed that the child in question was to be the bride’s stepdaughter, people really flew into a fit. This is a girl who is probably going to look to this bride for approval for years.

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“How dare she” was pretty much the prevailing sentiment.

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We all wish the mother would have weighed in, honestly. Hopefully someone other than random internet strangers is on this girl’s side.

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And yeah, kids aren’t plus-sized. They’re kids.

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I don’t know about you, but now I’m mad, too.

What would you have done if you were this girl’s mother or the woman’s fiancee?

Because I’m thinking this whole wedding might be a mistake…

Then again, we all have to un-learn what the patriarchy has taught us about body image and the ideal shape, and hopefully, since this woman is about to become a stepmom, she’ll take the feedback, work on herself, and do better next time.

Fingers’ crossed.

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Pictures That Show How Much We Love Our Favorite Things

When people find an item they love – maybe a piece of clothing, a tool, a piece of media or technology – we tend to not only use it a lot, but to hang onto it as long as we can. There’s no promise, after all, that we’re going to be able to find the exact same replacement, and even if we do, will it really be the same?

If that’s a worry any of these 13 people had it was surely assuaged – because it was definitely time to go out with the old and in with the new.

13. One year of use.

That’s a lot of weight lifting.

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12. No reason to change something that works.

It’s a classic for a reason.

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11. Four years in.

That is a well-made sneaker. Or a lazy person.

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10. He definitely got his money’s worth.

I’m not sure I want answers to all of my questions, however.

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9. Pooh has held up well.

10 years of cuddling looks good on him.

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8. Brilliant.

A backup of a favorite is always a good idea.

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7. Check your brakes.

On your bike and your car.

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6. That is a well-loved cap.

I’m so happy they could find a new one.

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5. Those reptiles like to be warm.

I’d like to know how long they held up.

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4. That’s pretty gross.

I’m not judging, just observing.

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3. A cat scratcher after 3 months.

Just imagine your furniture if you hadn’t bought it.

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2. Wow. You never think about it.

I want to go home and check mine now.

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1. That broom has seen some things.

Look at that little nub.

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There’s something so satisfying about these pictures and I’m not sure what it is.

What’s something you’ve bought multiples of because you love it that much? Tell us about it in the comments!

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