Tweets That Will Make You Say “Wait, What?!?!”

Almost everybody loves a good tweet. Especially when that single tweet makes you do a double take. Goes in a direction you weren’t expecting. Subverts all you’ve ever known and replaces it with a paradigm shift the likes of which your feed has never seen.

That’s what these tweets are like. I think. I’m not entirely sure what “paradigm” actually means.

15. Water under the bridge

Public health is just so important, you guys.

14. I’m on board

Alright nana, settle down now.

13. On the other hand

If you read too fast you might just miss it whizzing by.

12. Something’s in the air

Can you paint with all the colors of this burn?

11. No bones about it

Yeah yeah, I know my rights.

10. Give it a rest

It’s really vital to have goals you can stick to.

9. Where’s the fire?

Bosses are just so up tight, am I right?

8. Chill

We have some kind of legal confidentiality between us, yeah?

7. Oh deer me

There are two wolves inside you. They are both gonna eat ya.

6. Now hear this

The next Chucky movie is gonna be weird.

5. Merry men

The hood giveth and the hood taketh away.

4. Buried deep

We kinda brought…all of this on ourselves.

3. Never ever

You say that like you’ve been tricked before.

2. Getting in

This is truly my big break!

1. End of sentence

Period.

Now if you scroll back up and look at those again you’ll have to do second second takes and that’s like four takes for the price of one so what are you waiting for?

Who are the funniest people on Twitter right now?

Tell us your opinion in the comments.

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Funny Memes That Are Wonderfully Dumb

Memes can be really dumb. But they’re wonderfully dumb. They’re a new kind of wonderful that we must treasure and hold onto, because who knows what way the wind may blow memes next.

In celebration of the wonderful dumb that is memes, I present you now with some of them. For fun. Dumb fun. Some wonderful dumb fun, son.

15. Try and beat that

Gotta appreciate the truly dark humor.

14. You’re on camera

Hey man, live and let live.

13. The moment of disappointment

That burn was on an epic time delay and it worked out perfectly.

12. Oh my God

I liked his original stuff before all the fame got to his head.

11. The true magic

Hooray, we’ve learned absolutely nothing!

10. Almost everything

Maybe you were just allergic to tests?

9. Oh, baby

Smoking kills and so does this meme.

8. Bass guy

This dude is a straight up enigma and I love everything he does.

7. Cleansing energy

You’ve turned your own airbag into a war crime at this point.

6. Donkeystrength

Imagine getting all the way to that seat and then biffing it on a question like this.

5. Size is relative

I feel your pain, friend.

4. Hot and cold

This is why they specifically sell de-icing liquids to cars.

3. A new drug

Joke’s on you, I’ve been the one who knocks all along.

2. April, fools

Well that probably went a little differently than you were expecting.

1. Strangers in the night

Well one of us needs to leave.

Now THAT is some good dumb.

What’s the most wonderfully dumb thing you’ve seen recently?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes That Might Make You Do a Double Take

Take a look at these memes. Then have another look, because they’re gonna make you do a double take.

If you find yourself stuck in a cycle of looking (i.e. your takes range from the quadruple upward), consult a doctor. Then show said doctor these memes, because being a doctor is a lot of hard work and they’d probably appreciate the break to be honest.

Anyway, proceed with caution (because all the takes might just give you some neck strain), but enjoy these memes.

10. The dance of regret

I guess the moral of this story was really “careful what you wish for” and it was BRUTAL.

9. Love me tinder

How to get their guard down and then right back up again.

8. The takeover

“Here are the keys, do whatever you gotta do, good friggin luck.”

7. No babe

Defeated by the classic bluffing scheme.

6. Testing, testing

I mean, at least you’d be worth a lot of scientific study?

5. You ain’t lion

Well maybe God should have been a little more specific in his instructions.

4. Take a walk

I think I’m fine just never having kids, thanks.

3. Represent

I mean, that is also a part of the country.

2. So aggravating

Ah, nevermind, thanks for the chat.

1. Plausible deniability

“Your honor, we were doing it for the memes.”

Wow. That’s a lot of twists and turns.

What has made you do a double take recently?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tumblr Posts for Sensitive the Souls Out There

Are you kind of sensitive? That’s alright. We’re not here to give you a hard time about it. There’s really no use in that anyway. We’re here to commiserate. We understand. Everybody feels a bit sensitive from time to time, even if part of our brain is telling us we just need to buck up.

It’s easier said than done, after all, and that’s why the sensitive side of Tumblr is busy getting all of its sensitive feelings out on paper. Er, screen. Screen paper. You know what I meant, leave me alone, I’m very sensitive about my writing!

11. Brace yourself

When I told you I might not be perfect at everything I didn’t expect you to agree with me.

https://woshuaaa.tumblr.com/post/156714985573/cloudchild94-me-i-can-take-criticism

10. Not Strong

Well, it’s all relative I suppose.

https://studylustre.tumblr.com/post/174149100382/me-i-am-strong-someone-raises-their-voice-at

9. Tough but fair

The thing about hate is that you know it’s based on nonsense, but constructive criticism probably has some truth to it.

https://disabilityhealth.tumblr.com/post/139269743781/my-reaction-to-hateful-insults-lol-yeah-okay

8. A balancing act

The part of my brain that measures for these things is not properly calibrated.

https://oh-deer-cartoons.tumblr.com/post/626625882583351296/kisu-no-hi-am-i-too-sensitive-or-do-i-have-the

7. Watch your tone

Oh I read you loud and clear, friend.

https://fegtrhyjutykiulo.tumblr.com/post/154313382423/person-says-something-with-a-slightly-different

6. Through the lens

“You’ll worry less what people think about you when you realize how seldom they do.”

https://wwhhhhhhhhhat.tumblr.com/post/189474757242/itd-be-funny-as-fuck-if-the-world-operated-like

 

5. Indirects

And to think I forgot that I was even your mother, shame on me.

https://exquisitefrogprince.tumblr.com/post/643401199160328192/wifeswapper-i-will-always-assume-indirects-are

4. I object!

I’ll allow it.

https://sextronautt.tumblr.com/post/60098198058/how-can-lawyers-argue-without-crying

3. Down in the dumps

Down where it’s wetter, down where it’s better, take it from me.

https://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/124316176053/dont-feel-bad-if-youre-sensitive-to-negative

2. To be fair

Who even “reacts?”

https://rstavrou.tumblr.com/post/643029353028059136/8hy-me-overreacting-probably

1. Pro tip

Duly noted.

https://outcrying.tumblr.com/post/155973394201/heres-a-tip-dont-yell-at-me

Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go have a good cry.

When it comes down to it, how sensitive do you think you really are?

Tell us in the comments.

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How To Choose The Best Academic Writing Services

The unpredictability of life or work-related commitments can sometimes spoil your important plans or disrupt your schedules. Although these distractions may seem simple to ordinary people, they can cause real pressure points to students with looming deadlines. Due to the numerous modules that students are supposed to cover in a very short period of time, completing all assignments correctly, and within stipulated turnaround times, can be challenging. With the availability of hundreds of essay writing service providers on the internet, selecting the most suitable, credible service provider with talented writers can be confusing, as well. Here are easy-to-follow tips on

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What are Some Common Causes of Construction Accidents in New York?

Due to using large machinery, working at elevated heights, and lifting heavy objects, construction work is inherently risky. However, even though the job comes with risks, there are many ways that injury can be minimized for construction workers and passersby alike. In the fast-paced world of New York specifically, great care needs to be taken to keep workers safe.   The causes of construction accidents are numerous, but can be broken down into two broad categories: fatal injuries (known as “The Fatal Four” in the construction world) and non-fatal injuries. The Fatal Four: Causes of Construction Accident Deaths OSHA has

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Images That Prove One Person’s Trash Is Another Person’s Treasure

We’ve all been to garage sales (or yard sales or tag sales, depending on where you might live in the country), and surely we’ve all visited a pawn shop or a thrift store or had something handed down in our family through the years. They’re a cheap way to find something we need that’s new-to-us, and they’re also ways for us to rid ourselves of things we no longer need.

People in NYC have taken this concept to the streets with a practice called “stooping,” where they simply set things out on their stoop with a sign saying it’s free to take – and these 13 pictures of things people are stooping might have you hankering to take a walk through the streets.

Or, they might have you wondering why anyone would want something like that.

That’s the beauty of people, and of stooping, right?

13. I would want some arms to snuggle into.

It’s super cute, though.

12. Four matching chairs.

In great shape, too. I bet they didn’t last long!

11. Just needs some strings.

And someone to love it.

10. That is one gorgeous coat rack.

It even has the umbrella bin at the bottom, too!

9. This is adorable.

I’m not a bird person but still.

8. I would have snagged this for my kids.

Who doesn’t love Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots?

7. Simple and clean.

That’s what you need in a small NYC apartment.

6. Not family friendly.

Peep that middle one. Lol.

5. That’s a statement piece right there.

A nice shiny one.

4. I bet there was a fight over these.

They are gorgeous!

3. It looks like something off the Friends set.

That probably makes it pretty old. Ha!

2. If you’re into vintage…

Don’t forget to cover it with plastic.

1. How modern.

This honestly looks nearly new.

You should never trash something without giving someone else the chance at it first, because you just never know!

What’s your favorite thrift store or garage sale find ever? Tell us about it in the comments!

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Enjoy These Iconic Musicians Photoshopped Side-By-Side With Their Younger Selves

Everyone ages, but before you go thinking that’s a reason to be melancholy or sad, think about this – getting older is better than the alternative.

So, while it’s fun to visit the past and see what these popular musicians looked like then and now, let’s remember to say a little thank you that they’re still with us, no matter what they look like or what they’re up to these days.

And while we’re at it, say a little thank you to Dutch graphic designer Ard Gelinc, who hooked us up with these fun edits.

14. Super smooth, always.

This is an amazing edit.

13. Nena looks super happy in both pictures.

And wow did she sort of look like Britney Spears when she was younger!

12. The power of love, y’all.

Bruce Springsteen has it.

11. Susanna Hoff of The Bangles.

It’s just another Manic Monday…

10. I love this edit of Robbie Williams.

Their eyes say so much.

9. Jamie Westland is a successful Dutch drummer.

And if you ask me, super handsome both then and now.

8. I remember that fresh-faced girl.

I hope someday the adult Britney finds her way back.

7. Do you think little B knew what was coming for her?

That one day she would be Queen?

6. Whitney Houston. Sigh.

Iconic doesn’t even begin to cover it.

5. Jon Bon Jovi with his younger self.

Something about this makes my heart hurt.

4. Just beautiful.

The look in her eyes is nearly the same.

3. That’s what Justin Bieber looks like now?

I swear when you get older kids stay the same in your mind.

2. Yo, let’s kick it.

Vanilla Ice is aging pretty well, y’all.

1. Bette Midler’s smile is exactly the same.

It just makes you happy.

This has been a fun trip down memory lane, don’t you think?

Use the comments to tell us about the first live concert you ever attended (mine was Boyz II Men)!

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This Person Shows Us Why Putting Gorilla Glue in Your Hair Is a Bad Idea

I don’t understand how anyone who has ever used Gorilla Glue could think it was a good idea to put it near any single part of their body, never mind their hair. I hate when it gets on my fingers, which is sometimes unavoidable, but my hair?

I would assume that shaving my head was the only logical response.

Apparently, though, this trend has happened more than once on TikTok, and despite disastrous results, people are still trying it themselves.

@avanireyes

♬ original sound – Avani

Seriously.

The original unfortunate soul was Tessica Brown, who used a spray made with Gorilla Glue on her hair. Her ‘do got stuck for more than a month, but it turned out this wasn’t exactly a cautionary tale for everyone.

Recently, TikTok-er Avani Reyes glued her own hair, and seemed, idk, surprised? When the hair refused to yield to a comb.

@avanireyes

♬ original sound – Avani

After the glue refused to come off with coconut oil and several washings, Reyes said it began to burn and she went to seek medical attention.

“I’m on my way to the hospital right now, my scalp is burning.

I need to go to the hospital so they can remove this Gorilla Glue.

I have no idea what to do. I tried washing it, it doesn’t come off.”

At the hospital they had few suggestions and no way to really help. They suggested perhaps she try tea tree oil or olive oil to attempt to remove it.

@avanireyes

♬ original sound – Avani

After Reyes set up a GoFundMe page to raise funds for a potential surgery (hair surgery?) to remove the glue, people began to question why she had done it in the first place.

Though Reyes claimed it was an accident, many others on the app called her out for trying to get followers and likes with the stunt, after what had happened to Tessica.

Reyes did raise the money she needed to go to Los Angeles, where she plans to get help from the same specialist that helped Tessica Brown eventually become glue-free up top.

I don’t know, y’all. I think I would just shave my head. Hair will grow back, right?

I for sure wouldn’t be giving anyone money because they were dumb enough to put glue in their hair.

Am I being too harsh? Do you really think this could have been an accident?

Sound off down in the comments!

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Simple Life Hacks That Everyone Should Know

The most effective solutions to everyday speed bumps are often the simplest. It’s almost elegant, sometimes, how one person can come up with a way to streamline a small annoyance with a hack the rest of us have missed.

If you want to be the most prepared you can be for any ol’ situation, you need to have these 23 life hacks in your back pocket.

23. It’ll save you a trip back inside later.

In a similar vein, I will say it out loud when I turn stove burners off, unplug my hair straightener etc…

I’ve found this helps me eliminate those moments where I leave the house or am in bed and I’m suddenly like “Did I leave that on?”

22. Don’t expect other people to do their research.

Google it first.

21. You only get one set of teeth!

Brush your teeth more thoroughly before bed after you are done eating and drinking for the day.

Morning brushing is important too, but more so for fresh breath; while evening cleaning will prevent bacteria from breeding and damaging your teeth and gums.

20. Too many of us need to do this these days.

Get into a routine of stretching your hip flexors and chest if you sit for long periods.

Absolute game changer for people who suffer with chronic lower back pain as a result of being hunched over a desk.

19. Perfect.

If you want to wear something white/ light in color, wear underwear that matches the color of your skin, not white.

18. It’s never too little.

5 minutes of daily exercise is infinitely better than 0 minutes and will make a big difference.

17. If you want to be tidy…

Train yourself to always keep an eye out for things that need to go in the direction you are going.

If you are about to go downstairs, does any item nearby need to go with you?

Perhaps a cup can be brought to the sink on your way to the bathroom.

16. You’ll never please everyone.

No matter how good a person you are, at some point you will be the bad guy in someone else’s story. You can’t please everyone, and you shouldn’t try to. Be a good person, and have friendships with people you can respect and look up to.

Sometimes you’re the bad guy because you’re trying to be a good person. Like when your best friend of 15 years asks you do to something against your moral compass and you say no and they end the friendship and write a book about it. And you have to be okay with that.

15. We’re not changing our sheets often enough.

Sometimes changing your pillow case daily can help with acne. I use a clean t-shirt over my pillow to accomplish the same effect.

To add to this, a lot of people wash their face when they get up but not before bed. Washing before you sleep will help keep the pillow case cleaner and prevent breakouts. You don’t need to apply a ton of night cream or anything, just a medicated pad with salicylic acid will do. Your body will put moisture back on while you sleep and you’ll wake up with a less oily face. Do your morning routine and make sure to add moisturizer as needed in the morning instead.

Wash your sheets with unscented/sensitive detergent too! The perfumes are sometimes an irritant to the delicate skin on your face.

14. Hack your own mind.

If you have trouble choosing, flip a coin. While you’re waiting to get the result, your mind automatically starts to wish for what it wants. Then you can choose easily.

I’ve been doing this for big life decisions for years. Sometimes I don’t realize what I want, but instead realize it doesn’t matter and I just go with the flip result.

13. I’ve wasted a lot of honey.

Honey does not go bad, if it has gone solid it has just crystallized and can become liquid again with just a little heat.

12. Not everyone is worthy.

Don’t take criticism from someone you wouldn’t take advice from.

11. Just in case.

If you ever fall off a ship/ferry at sea and were lucky enough to be spotted – don’t try to swim your way to safety. The more you try to swim, the lesser the chances of survival. Just try to keep afloat and conserve energy (and body heat) while rescue team do what they’re supposed to. Unless you are in hypothermic waters, the best bet always is to stay afloat without trying to swim to somewhere.

This information about falling overboard, hypothermia and conditions, survival at sea etc are based on my own experience of 12 years sailing on merchant ships like this

10. Take a deep breath and do it.

In a lot of daunting situation, for example asking someone out or standing up for yourself, you only need to be brave for a few seconds to get it over with.

9. Unless you have a pillow top.

Turn your bed mattress when you renew your blanket.

Through time your mattress will deform and that can make you sleep worse.

8. 100% of the time.

If there’s a jar or container you can’t open, run the lid under hot water for a 30sec.

Dry it so you can get a good grip, then open. Never had this not work.

7. It will make you feel better, too.

If you have a spare minute or are just playing video games or on a computer at home, take a few minutes to just pet your dog/ cat and really appreciate them.

A phrase I heard somewhere just really stuck with me: Pets are only a part of your life but you are your pet’s entire life.

6. I am blown away.

Buy anything you’d need in your kitchen from a restaurant supply store. ANY-THING, plates, glasses, pans etc.

There are a few online that sell to consumers. Those $8.99 tongs at a box store are like $1.30. A 16 oz. mason jar glass that sells for $3-$4 a piece can be bought as a 12 pack case for $8.55. Oneida China plates that sell for $345.84 a case for $57.84.

I just bought a 2 foot by 2 foot wooden butchers block cutting board that would have been close to $400 for $55.

Also, this sh%t is built to last years in a commercial kitchen under constant use. It sure as shit can handle your Sunday brunch cooking a$s.

5. It really does make a difference.

Not necessarily a “hack” per se, but learn some basic knife skills, the amount of time you will save chopping vegetables a few times a week (minimum) for the rest of your life far outweighs the amount of time it takes to learn, plus you can use the extra time to keep the kitchen clean and that makes everything less stressful while you’re cooking and makes the cleanup faster as well

4. It does take practice, though.

Most of the time keeping your mouth shut is a great option.

3. That’ll save you some trips up the stairs.

To confirm which circuit breaker is associated to an outlet, plug in an old radio and turn the volume up before you flip the circuit breaker.

2. You have to trick yourself sometimes.

If you put something down temporarily, say out loud “I’ve put the screwdriver by the microwave” or whatever.

This engages many more areas of the brain (particularly the language centres) which creates a richer memory making it less likely you’ll forget where you put it.

1. If you’re not five minutes early, you’re late.

Whenever you have a time to be somewhere, aim to be there 15 minutes early, to allow for ‘time snags’ or for traffic.

People respect punctuality.

I feel like I can conquer the world right now, y’all.

If you’ve got a simple life hack that’s not on this list, tell us what it is down in the comments!

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