Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss haemolacria, Olga Chekhova, butterflies and buttered muffins.
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No Such Thing As The Knipper And The Corpse
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss haemolacria, Olga Chekhova, butterflies and buttered muffins.
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Everything You Need To Know About Feeding Chickens
There’s no more rewarding feeling than keeping your chickens happy. For all poultry farmers, food seems to be the gateway to happiness among flocks. However, feeding your chickens isn’t always an easy task. Sometimes your birds get bored with their traditional meals and long for something more interesting. In this post, we’ll cover everything you need to know about what and how to feed chickens. Once you get the feeding down to an exact science, running your poultry farm will be a lot easier. What Do Chickens Need To Eat To Stay Healthy? Not all chickens enjoy the same meals,
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The first car ever to break…
The first car ever to break 100 kmh (62mph) barrier was an electric car. The 1899 speed record of La Jamais Contente held for three years, until the reign of combustion engines started.
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The Brooklyn Dodgers name stems…
The Brooklyn Dodgers name stems from a nickname given in the 1890s to people who, in a matter of life and death, had to evade railcars speeding down the streets. They were known as trolley dodgers. Trolleys were new inventions, which led to two issues. First, cities lacked the safety infrastructure which protects pedestrians today […]
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Hilarious and Accurate Memes About Married Life
Here’s how this whole thing is gonna work. Listen and try to keep up, okay?
Ladies, you go ahead and laugh your face off as much as you want at these marriage memes.
Men, you may look at the memes but you must GET PERMISSION from your wives to laugh at each specific meme.
Does that sound fun?
Well then, go ahead and enjoy yourselves!
1. Is this even worth it anymore?
It might be time to cut your losses.
Photo Credit: The Chive
2. You’re not gonna get away with this.
Be very, very careful…
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3. What a cruel world we live in.
She was way out of line on this one.
Photo Credit: The Chive
4. Well, let me check the file.
It says here that on March 20, 2013….
Photo Credit: The Chive
5. This will never, ever work out.
So don’t even try it.
Photo Credit: The Chive
6. Be careful with what you say.
You never know when it will come back to haunt you…
Photo Credit: The Chive
7. That didn’t take very long.
What did you do this time?
Photo Credit: The Chive
8. She’s out the door!
Well, at least now you have the whole bed to yourself.
Photo Credit: The Chive
9. Gee, thanks a lot.
Is that plastic I taste?
Photo Credit: The Chive
10. Let’s start from the beginning again…
This never ends well.
Photo Credit: The Chive
11. No, look over here!
Do you think it’s gonna work?
Photo Credit: The Chive
12. Might be time for separate bedrooms.
Just something to think about…
Photo Credit: The Chive
Okay, now it’s time for you to spill your guts to us.
Is your spouse driving you up the wall right now, or are you making it work?
Give us all the dirt in the comments!
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People Shared the Worst Food They’ve Ever Had at Sports Stadiums
I love stadium food and I cannot lie!
Not that anyone is asking me to deny it, but I just felt I had to say that…
Nachos, hot pretzels, hot dogs…my mouth is watering just thinking about all that good stuff.
But, judging by the photos you’re about to see, some stadiums really don’t have their act together when it comes to supplying the fans with the good stuff.
Let’s see some really bad food that people ordered at sporting events.
1. Don’t put that in your mouth.
Trust me on this one.
London. Wembley Stadium
pic.twitter.com/atafgsmyMs
— Felicia Harrison (@only1fee) December 17, 2020
2. Looks like it’s about 30-years-old.
Proceed with caution.
I will not name the franchise, but it’s an American baseball minor league affiliate pic.twitter.com/ymkEQFdh4G
— Captain Vack Sparrow
(@LukeJohnson2014) December 17, 2020
3. That does not look right…
But give it a shot if you must.
Kingsmeadow (cold) cheese fries pic.twitter.com/E7MX88TFLA
— Dávid Pásztor (@D_Peezy) December 17, 2020
4. Cheesy chips!
Just say NO!
This isnt mine (I’ve borrowed it) but this was doing the rounds I think it even made BBC Sport. Cheesy chips (if you could call it that). pic.twitter.com/iGrCgCSXih
— Malcolm Wood #WeAreStarfleet (@woodmally1979) December 17, 2020
5. Really pulled out all the stops.
Yikes. No thank you.
This is what was on offer at Tynecastle hospitality. pic.twitter.com/ZXD2QRm70r
— Leon (@LeonRousseau10) December 18, 2020
6. What do you call this one?
Fill us in!
— Not Kyle’s Dad (@Dank_Hunt_42) December 17, 2020
7. Did a 2-year-old make this?
Also, how much did it cost?
— kerem sefa gökbuget (@keremsefa) December 17, 2020
8. It’s labelled and everything!
Not bad!
Mine pic.twitter.com/OfW2H2IpBB
— buggy D crown (@pendekarhitam88) December 18, 2020
9. I don’t even know what to say.
Straight into the trash you go.
— ふじわら たくみ
(@pesxs96) December 17, 2020
10. That’s interesting.
Where are the fixins…?
And if you order a grilled sausage and potato chips you will absolutely get a grilled sausage and potato chips. They gave me a whole dang sleeve of Pringles
pic.twitter.com/VCYhcRxu4l
— Mitch Goldich
(@mitchgoldich) February 11, 2018
Have you ever had any terrible stadium food?
Talk to us in the comments.
And show us some photos if you got ’em!
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These Memes Sum Up the Hilarious Reality of Being Married
Agony and ecstasy.
I guess you can use that term for a lot of different things in life, but today we’re specifically talking about being married.
And we’re going to explore marriage in the form of memes.
Does that sound agreeable to you? Well then, go ahead and proceed!
1. Trying to pull off the old switcheroo.
This is a tough one…good luck, sir.
Photo Credit: The Chive
2. This was the compromise.
You never had a chance…
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3. What did you do?!?!
They can’t leave the house like that!
Photo Credit: The Chive
4. Oh, it’s you guys again…
Great to see you!
Photo Credit: The Chive
5. Have you ever actually put gas in this car?
It might be time for an intervention.
Photo Credit: The Chive
6. Can you keep it down?
Maybe just a little bit?
Photo Credit: The Chive
7. Just stay outside!
Trust us on this one.
Photo Credit: The Chive
8. Oh, really? That’s interesting.
Do you think he knows how much milk costs?
Photo Credit: The Chive
9. I heard that!
He can’t get away with this. Or anything, really…
Photo Credit: The Chive
10. It’s (probably) not gonna work this time.
The success rate isn’t great with this move.
Photo Credit: The Chive
11. He’s nervous, isn’t he?
There are some movies that couples just shouldn’t watch together.
Photo Credit: The Chive
12. Let’s check the vertical files.
Actually, you did say that back in 2015!
Photo Credit: The Chive
Are you married?
If so, give us an update about how it’s going in the comments!
Don’t worry, we won’t judge you…much…
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Enjoy These Photos of Dogs Sleeping in Funny Positions
Dogs bring us endless amounts of joy.
They’re loyal, funny, sweet…and they love to sleep in really weird positions that border on the demented.
But, even if they are a bit demented sometimes when they’re snoozing, they’re still hilarious.
Are you ready to meet some pooches who are taking the whole “sleeping in weird positions” game to a new level?
Well, read on, and enjoy yourself and we’ll see you in the comments section!
1. What am I looking at here?
Something seems a little bit off…
2. You gotta keep those beans warm!
This is one way to do it.
3. Down for the count.
Are you sure you’re comfortable?
4. I don’t even know what to say anymore…
I guess you just gotta do you.
Want to know what? I’m done trying to figure you out… from WhatsWrongWithYourDog
5. You know you’re not allowed up there!
Even if it’s only half way!
6. Now these two are cool.
The dog is even wearing sunglasses!
7. Make yourself at home.
He might be there for a while…
8. This definitely brightened my day!
We thank you!
In case you need something to brighten your day, here’s a picture of my dog sleeping
from aww
9. This can’t be comfortable.
But I guess he was all tuckered out.
My buddies dog sleeping on the Mule steering wheel.. from aww
10. Okay guys, time to pile on.
You just know these pups are BFFs.
11. Are you hurt? Are you okay?!?!
Doesn’t look very pleasant.
Dog or pretzel from aww
Okay, now it’s your turn.
In the comments, please share some hilarious photos with us of your dogs sleeping in funny positions.
We want to see big dogs, small dogs, fat dogs, skinny dogs, old dogs, young dogs. All of ’em!
We can’t wait to see these guys and gals!
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What’s the Grossest Food You’ve Ordered at a Sporting Event? People Spoke Up.
Can we all agree that one of the best parts of going to a game is eating all that stadium food?
You better believe it!
But when happens when you’re all geared up for some goodies and you get served some sh*tty food at the game?
You share it on Twitter, that’s what!
People shared their worst food experiences at sports stadiums. Go ahead and dive in…
1. That is horrific.
My eyes!
What’s the worst food you have had at a football match? Here’s mine. pic.twitter.com/z9E9lHygKm
— Elliot (@elliotwhu) December 16, 2020
2. Tuna baguette, anyone?
I’ll pass…
Tuna baguette at the Estádio D. Afonso Henriques, Guimarães, for England v Netherlands. Forgot to eat all day and this was literally the only item of food I could find in the entire fucking city. Item pictured below set me back 7 (SEVEN) euros. pic.twitter.com/OxYe6MC4N2
— JC (@jamieclark_78) December 16, 2020
3. They might’ve overdone it with the crab.
I’m just sayin’…
“Crab pretzel” @ Camden Yards, Baltimore, Maryland pic.twitter.com/W62xGd2OL3
— Chloe
(@ChloeCatherine) December 17, 2020
4. My compliments to the chef!
A culinary master…
Can’t be worst than this they tried to feed us this bs in Mexico pic.twitter.com/LtYhUFi5Jl
— solo (@solo713_) December 17, 2020
5. This thing is pretty wild.
How long did it take to eat it?
— Jack (@JackGr4y) December 18, 2020
6. This is just sad.
I hope your day got better after this…
Burnley 2017 Even the Chuffing Pie is Fed Up
pic.twitter.com/OVLtLAuCVK
— Stoketastic
(@Ragnar300) December 16, 2020
7.
Pizza in Bordeaux for the Wales Slovakia game pic.twitter.com/phkDJUvqQY
— Simon Cooke (@MR51CUK) December 16, 2020
8. Dinner is served!
Whatever it is…
@joebarlow08 pic.twitter.com/vYpDCUgDF6
— Gerard
(@GerardCrane6) December 16, 2020
9. Good God…
I just lost my appetite.
Wouldn’t say it was the worst but the bun to sausage ration was weird. Bought at Düsseldorf v Wolfsburg. pic.twitter.com/PUv6cDPses
— Lee (@FS0c1etyMember) December 16, 2020
10. Don’t listen to them!
Throw it on the ground and run away!
The baseball team in Cincinnati tried to convince me this was a “local specialty” pic.twitter.com/Dyu1fxxaX1
— Cooper Lund (@cooperlund) December 17, 2020
Have you ever ordered any really bad food at a sports stadium?
If so, please tell us all about it in the comments.
And share some pics, too! Thanks!
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