Funny Memes That You Will Love

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Hysterical memes coming right up! Enjoy!

1. I thought you were gonna say something else.

But this is good, too.

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2. You’ve come to the right place.

Bask in my wisdom…

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3. Well, now I’m depressed.

You’re taking advantage of him!

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4. Remember what happened 30 years ago?

It’s payback time!

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5. You’re in high school, right?

Okay, just checking…

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6. This is a good move.

I’d even call it a power move.

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7. My eyes! I can’t see anything!

That didn’t work out very well.

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8. You idiot! You blew it!

What were you thinking?

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9. Time to talk some trash.

Not too much though, he’s still bigger than you.

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10. That backfired spectacularly.

Never mind, I’ll go back to avoiding you.

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11. They’re piling up the cash!

What a great marketing scheme.

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12. It’s gonna be a long day.

Get your head on straight!

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13. Not quite the same, is it?

Let’s try to meet somewhere in the middle.

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Okay, friends, now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, please share some more funny memes that you think will make us laugh.

We really appreciate it!

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Over Your Job? Then These Memes Are for You!

Working really kinda sucks, huh?

And we have to spend SO MUCH TIME doing it…it’s like we barely have any free time to do the stuff we really enjoy, like crying in the bathtub and questioning why we even exist.

Anyway, back to work.

We all gotta do it whether we like it or not, but at least we can laugh at funny memes about how much working sucks, right? That’s gotta count for something.

So let’s do it now!

1. Work can wait for a little while.

Don’t even worry about it!

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2. I work remotely, too.

Let’s see if there’s a Bar Rescue marathon on today.

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3. Just stop talking!

Why do some people insist on doing this at every meeting?

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4. Sure you do…

It sounds good, though.

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5. Why did you have to drag me into this?

Uhhhh, I’m pretty busy.

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6. That’s not gonna happen.

Just play dumb!

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7. I think she can handle it.

Just roll with it!

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8. I don’t wanna hear that!

Take it somewhere else!

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9. Can we possibly get some more people in this room?

It’s getting kind of old, isn’t it?

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10. And then, on March 16…

Maybe you should have kept all that to yourself…

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11. This lady has it figured out.

You lack discipline!

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12. Just shut up and work!

And stop talking about how tired you are.

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13. I wonder if this will go over well…

I have a feeling that’s a NO.

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How’s your job treating you lately, amigo?

Talk to us in the comments and give us an update.

We’d love to hear from you!

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Pics of Senior Cats Who Are Living Their Best Lives

Kittens are wonderful, but I gotta admit that I’m a huge fan of the older cats.

And, as you probably know, a lot of these guys and gals live A LONG TIME.

I’m talking about the ones that have been around the block a few times and have some battle scars on their faces and their bodies.

Some of them are grumpy, some are spunky, but you can bet your bottom dollar that they are gonna have a whole lot of personality.

And, after all those years, most of them just want to sit back, relax, and snooze the day away. Or maybe enjoy a little bit of sunshine.

Here are some great photos of senior cats that are living their best lives. Enjoy!

1. Time to get out in the sunshine.

I think he’s enjoying it.

Me and my old bud taking in some sun from cats

2. They’re always there for you.

That’s why they’re lifelong companions!

This guy has been by my side for twenty years today. He helped me through some rough times. from pics

3. This will keep you occupied.

This is very sweet.

An elderly cat who can no longer bird watch receives a fish tank full of fake fish to watch from the comfort of his bed ? from MadeMeSmile

4. Recognizes the smell.

Cats are funny creatures…

15 year old blind cat snuggling daughter’s toy because it smells like her from Eyebleach

5. Have a seat on me.

Let’s catch up, shall we?

This happens every time I go to my barbers. He’s an old kitty now, and he can’t miaow anymore, it comes out as "Aaaggh!" I always let a load of customers go ahead of me so I don’t disturb him. Time spent with cats is never wasted. from aww

6. Scooter looks pretty awesome.

I love when strays find a good home!

I brought home a stray cat when I was 17 years old. I’m 36 now. Every time I go to my parents house, I check to make sure he is still there and give him some extra love before I leave. Meet Scooter. from aww

7. Rollin’ all around in it!

He’s having a blast.

My 19 year old cat just found out he loves the smell of lavender. from aww

8. This is a great idea.

You know the humans and the kitties love it.

The cat shelter I volunteer with has a program that brings senior cats to visit seniors in nursing homes. This says it all. from aww

9. Coming out of hiding.

Making a rare appearance.

Most of our friends don’t believe we have a cat. We don’t see him much either as he mostly hides behind the bed. Today, while I was working, he was brave enough to come out for pets. This is my 15 year old cat, Elwood. from aww

10. That’s wild!

More than two-and-a-half decades!

My Grandmother’s 26 Year Old Cat (We’re the Same Age) from aww

11. Still looking like a kitten.

He’s a real looker!

This is my 17 year old cat, Geo. He still looks like a kitten to me ? I got him when I was 10. from aww

Do you have any kitties at home?

If so, please show us some pics in the comments and introduce us to them.

We’d love to meet your furry friends!

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Are You Ready Some Some Quality Meme-Age? Let’s Get It On!

If I’m having a bad day, I know I can count on one thing to make me a little bit happier.

No, not friends. No, not family. No, not the guy who cuts my lawn once a week.

I’m talking about MEMES.

They’re always there for me, no matter what…I guess you could call it a real love affair.

Enjoy these memes…I know I did…

1. It’s a vicious cycle.

Put the phone down and get some sleep!

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2. Ahhhh, that’s the good stuff.

Do your feet next!

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3. Whew! That was a close one.

Next time we’ll be leaving home a little bit earlier.

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4. I think I might know why…

Just a hunch…

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5. Let’s see who’s trying to reach me.

Nope! Not gonna answer that one.

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6. I love this one!

Meme of the year? Quite possibly…

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7. You know that’s not gonna happen.

So just go with it!

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8. She’s gonna love it!

And this is clearly for her.

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9. Didn’t really work out for you, did it?

Now don’t you feel like a dummy?!?!

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10. I totally relate to these “kids”.

You do too, right?

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11. Why isn’t this working?

I did five of them!

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12. Time to go on in…

And figure this out.

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Now we want you to make us laugh.

In the comments, share some funny tweets, memes, jokes, or photos that you’ve seen lately.

Please and thank you!

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All These Folks Belong in the Drunk Hall of Fame

You’ve heard of the Football Hall of Fame. And the Baseball Hall of Fame.

But did you know that there’s a Drunk Hall of Fame?

It’s true! It’s a hallowed place where legends like the ones you’re about to meet are honored for their total and complete drunkenness and bad behavior!

And you and I both know there’s no shortage of that these days.

Do you think you have what it takes to be on the same level as these folks?

Let’s take a look at their shenanigans and you can let us know in the comments…

1. That’s what I call a loyal companion.

How cute is that?!?!

2. Don’t do it!

That’s never, ever a good idea.

3. Good thing you made it home.

And that was nice of you to respond…to yourself.

4. Not bad at all.

I think this was time well spent.

5. You’re really killin’ it!

Or something like that…

6. Dad, you have no idea.

He might not be super proud of that one.

7. What did you buy last night?

Looks like a crazy evening!

8. You did it!

No regrets here at all.

Drunk amazon shopping led to a nice surprise from drunk

9. Mom…put down the wine.

I think she’s had enough.

10. Hahahaha. This is amazing.

I wonder if this booty call worked?

Rough night from drunk

11. It’s been a while!

Glad to see that you’re back at it!

12. I wouldn’t be mad either.

Your roommate did a good thing.

Okay, it’s confession time…

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done while you were drunk?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know.

Thanks in advance!

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People Share the Terrible Things They’ve Heard From a Therapist

A therapist’s office should be a safe place.

We’re supposed to be able to talk about our deepest fears, the secrets we can’t tell anyone else, and be able to get help for the struggles that are impeding our lives.

It’s sad to think that there are many people who have gotten the opposite of help in that setting, but these 14 people have definitely heard some pretty horrible things from the mouths of people who were supposed to help.

14. That woman should lose her license.

When I was about 8 or 9 years old I went to see a counselor who was supposed help me deal with being repeatedly molested when I was younger. The bitch kept asking me “But didn’t it feel good? It felt good right? Just admit it felt good.” etc. until I was a sobbing mess. When i told my mom she refused to take me back, thankfully.

To answer a couple of questions:

I am female and the therapist was also female, which made it all the more difficult to deal with, coming from a woman.

It was over 30 years ago and yes, I did eventually find a great therapist who helped me deal with things.

I am in a wonderful place in my life now with an amazing husband who is always there for me, no matter what and is a great comfort on my occasional bad days. Never pushing and always willing to listen. He is a truly beautiful and kind soul <3

I know I am one of the lucky ones among survivors of assault, being able to trust again, and am thankful there are so many kind people like all of you. Lots of love to you all ? <3

13. A grown up bully.

At that time, I moved from Berdsk (a small city in the region) to Novosibirsk. In the new school, preventive conversations were held with a psychologist, all the children told about their dreams, hobbies and shared their views on life. I said that I love rock and would like to spend my youth traveling or working.

Apparently, the psychologist was not impressed. In front of the whole class, she said: “Are you from Berdsk? That explains why you’re so weird. Everything in your city is not of this world (interpretation of an offensive phrase in Russian, hinting that you are crazy).”

12. Best to just let that one go.

I was dealing with a lot of family issues at the time and my ex had just broken up with me that week so I was taking it fairly hard.

My therapist said “it’s because they found someone better” and when I said no and tried to explain she just dug in deeper that my ex had dumped me because they found someone better than me.

11. That doesn’t seem right.

I had a psychiatrist who was convinced I was anorexic even though I wasn’t.

It really sucked because my therapist and my psychiatrist worked at the same company and they had a policy where they don’t help people with eating disorders.

So even though I went to a specialist and they confirmed I didn’t have an eating disorder I was still banned from that facility and lost my long term therapist.

10. No one could blame him.

Not me but my late Father and I am still pissed off. My brother, his only son, had a nervous breakdown after our Mother died. He was good, through and through. It was like losing two people at once. My Father believed sadly, that my brother would find his way home but he never lived to see him again. We know he’s alive out there.

Now, I worked in a funeral home that assisted the coroner’s office. If someone passes away, they can take the fingerprints to identify them. Bottom line is, there are many ways that they can identify a deceased person.

My Father was a trucker, blue collar kinda guy. When he lost his leg, he lost his ability to work and he hated it. I am convinced he would have preferred to die in his truck. A provider. But, he was a good father and loved his children.

The therapist asked why he was depressed and he said he misses his son. She said, “you know there’s a good chance he’s been dead for a while. Yet you’ve continued to live.” He was quiet when we got into the car and I knew something was wrong. Finally he told me.

I called the therapist and asked her where the f*ck she got off putting that idea in his head. The man had lost enough. He refused further counseling. Who could blame him.

9. That’s definitely awkward.

Nothing..she fell asleep in her chair while writing notes….I was talking about the death of my parents.

I was 16. Never went to another therapist.

8. Good instincts, kid.

That my dad was in hell after committing suicide. I was 12. I ran out of there faster than anything.

7. Not really funny.

My therapist would literally order a meal and eat it right in front of me while literally saying nothing.

She did that for the entire year I wasted with her, just watching this lady eat her food while saying nothing, only to then give me snarky and 2 word replies.

I want my year back lol.

6. They trusted him.

My uncle is a minister.

He announced at an 18 yr. old kid’s funeral (he committed suicide after struggling for years with profound depression, but was dissuaded from seeing a psych or taking meds because they were “from the devil” and only given “prayer counseling”) and announced what a shame it was that the kid was burning in hell.

In front of the whole damn family.

5. Criminal.

My mom saw a shrink the year my brother almost died from a lung infection, she had had a miscarriage, and her husband lost his leg in an accident (all within about 4 months’ time).

The shrink asked, “Have you considered that maybe God hates you?”

4. That’s not how this works.

Go back to work, you’ll be fine, you don’t need different meds.

3 times being sent home and psych ward visit later.

3. You can’t come back from that.

14, telling my shrink about how I was bullied in school.

“Do they make fun of your nose?”

“…nnnno….?”

And thats how I found out I have a big nose.

2. Not the greatest start.

A couple of years ago, my partner was trying to find a therapist. In the first few appointments, this woman told her that if she didn’t start doing certain things, I’d “burn out” and leave her.

I’d never spoken to this woman in my life and she knew nothing about me.

My girlfriend never went back (after she struggled for a few weeks thinking it might be true before telling me what she said).

1. You never want to stun a therapist into silence.

“Well, you have a lot going there…” followed by an awkward silence and nothing helpful.

It was my first time ever opening up on that level.

I’m appalled, y’all, and it’s hard to appall me these days.

If you’ve been stunned by a therapist, share the story of what happened in the comments.

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Disturbing Facts That People Wish Weren’t True

People generally love facts, whether they’re weird or funny, interesting, or even a little bit gross.

There aren’t that many, in my experience, that horrify people to the point where they wish they weren’t true at all – but I can definitely see how these 19 facts fit into that category.

19. That’s reassuring.

in the NT (Australia) I remember seeing a government warning that crocodiles inhabit the area.

Among the few bullet points of advice on the sign, the last one read “If they see you, it is already too late”

18. I don’t want that to exist.

There is a parasite that will eat your brain. It’s called Naegleria fowleri and it lives in warm water lakes in the sand and silt in the shallows. It will swim up your nose and proceed to eat your neurons and your brain.

Usually symptoms occur around 4 hours after infection and include headache, sensitivity to light and nausea. If you experience any of these after swimming in a lake you need to go to the hospital ASAP. If undiagnosed, you’ll be dead within 24 hours.

To diagnose it, you’ll have to get a spinal tap and pray the tech working knows what to look for.

17. Stop it.

Snails have thousands of teeth.

And apparently there’s one who can grow their body back after decapitation.

16. You could have it right now.

You could have mad cow disease for 12 to 50 years before symptoms start showing.

15. That is a LONG time.

In 2009 a paralyzed Belgian awoke from a 23-YEARS-LONG coma, and it was discovered he was fully conscious and could hear everything around him the entire time.

Like.. What. The. Actual. F!?!?

Just imagine lying there not being able to move for two decades but also being aware of your surroundings.

That’s all kinds of messed up nightmare fuel right there.

14. Something is coming for us.

Long-dormant bacteria and viruses, trapped in ice and permafrost for centuries, are reviving as Earth’s climate warms

Gamma-ray bursts can kill all life on earth without any warning

Asteroids can mess earth up

13. Should we thank them? Or?

When you get a sunburn, your cells are dying to avoid becoming cancerous.

12. I have no words.

Some monks used to endure an intense spiritual practice.

They eliminated all their body fat through diet and exercise, ate wood lacquer tea to kill off internal bacteria, then sealed themselves in a tomb holding a string attached to a bell.

A year after the bell stopped ringing, the tomb was opened and if the monk’s body was found to be uncorrupted they were revered as a saint; if not, they were re-buried.

The process took years and as they continued the monks required more and more help from their brothers until they entered the tomb. And the whole time you’d hear bells ringing from the nearby tombs as the monks inside slowly wound down the last days of their lives, voluntarily poisoned, starved, and buried alive for a chance at sainthood.

11. Gotta be one of the worst ways to die.

Fatal insomnia.

I learned it from this other post I hope I get to sleep tonight!

10. I want to be surprised, but…

There is more actual lemon juice in lemon-scented Pledge spray than there is in Country Time Lemonade.

9. This never fails to freak me out.

Over 150 dead bodies of climbers are still on Mount Everest.

8. Don’t like that.

The youngest person confirmed to be pregnant was only 5 years old.

She had a C-section and she and the baby survived. There’s a disturbing number of young girls that have gotten pregnant.

And obviously they didn’t get that way by choice. It f*cks with my head.

7. That’s just depressing.

There are more Panda Express locations in the world than actual panda bears.

6. And that’s probably low for some other places in the world.

60 percent of murders are unsolved here in Pakistan. We simply dont have the technology and training of the police officers in the west.

5. Crime novelists everywhere, take note.

Pigs can dispose of a body with relative ease.

Actually, pigs will eat everything except the teeth, lobsters on the other hand will dispose of the whole body.

4. You just don’t realize.

An unbelievable number of people who die of dehydration do so with a fair amount of fresh water in their possession.

Yep, knew somebody that died this way due to horrible headaches (caused by an undiagnosed brain tumor found during her autopsy) that were so painful she threw up to the point of severe dehydration and died in her apartment right next to the sink.

3. Why is it always Florida?

In Mississippi and some parts of Florida, there is a Bacteria in the water at the coast that will literally eat your flesh off of you. Florida is much safer than Mississippi though. At least, in that aspect.

There is a mosquito in Florida that, when it bites you, can make your brain swell inside your skull and can possibly kill you.

2. Humans are monsters.

Elephants grieve like humans, and often visit the site of an elephant’s death. They’re also very emotionally intelligent, and our poaching of them is leading them to insanity.

The same applies with the killer whale.

1. Rabies is a waking nightmare.

If a person gets bitten by an animal who has rabies, he will continue to live on a normal life for 12 weeks, and after the symptoms develop, there is no way he’s making out alive.

You’ll know you’re gonna die.

These are so much yikes, y’all.

What other facts would you add to this list? Tell us in the comments!

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People Talk About Their Experiences with Night Terrors

I have a lot of weird unpleasant dreams.

When I was little, they called them night terrors, although what I have now is not on the level of what most people describe as night terrors.

No matter the intensity though, no one wants to wake up screaming and gasping for breath.

Even though it’s pretty embarrassing, there’s nothing to be ashamed of.

Here are 11 people’s confessions about their own night terrors.

1. Oopsie Daisy

The only solution is to change schools.

Or apply for a single room.

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2. That’s one way to handle it

Although at some point REM Rebound could become a self-fulfilling prophecy. ?

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3. That’s… some extremes of emotion

I think the question we all want to know is…
who are the sexy dreams about though?

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4. Honestly, it’s a mystery

My 8th grade teacher would ask what you ate before bed.

(He recommended cheese, mustard, and pickles if you wanted crazy dreams.)

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5. Or maybe it’s just reincarnation ¯_(ツ)_/¯

It’s as good an explanation as anything.

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6. I… guess it depends who you date?

There’s got to be someone with a nightmare fetish out there, right?

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7. That’s… I mean…

At least you know they’ve got your back?

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8. I wonder if they fine you for that?

If so, the neighbors better be footing the bill.

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9. It’s good to have friends and neighbors

Maybe a Thundershirt would help.
Not even joking.

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10. In all seriousness though

It’s really not a laughing matter, especially to the afflicted sleeper.

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11. It’s all part of the job

He could show the other guy a thing or two.

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It really can be very stressful, and it seems like there’s no great solution.

But it’s definitely not something you should be ashamed of.

Do you or someone you share a room with have bad dreams that you keep you up at night? Tell us your solutions in the comments!

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World Records That People Say Will Never Be Broken

Records were made to be broken – at least, that’s the idea…

Very few world records will stand the test of time, because human beings are always looking for faster, better, more efficient ways to do everything.

Some things, for one reason or another, do seem like they might never be broken – and here are 19 world records people think will definitely stand.

19.  The true GOAT.

Wayne Gretzky’s most points / goals / assists.

The dude is part of the highest scoring pair of siblings in NHL along with his brother Brent who tallied I believe 5 points in his brief career.

I’ve seen some talk about who is the “GOAT of GOATs” between all the sports and it’s pretty unreal how little respect Gretzky gets, although with how limited hockey is in popularity it’s not too surprising.

18. The rules have changed.

Several baseball records won’t be beaten due to the way the game is played now, one of the big ones being Cy Young’s winning record.

No pitcher will ever match that because they don’t pitch every day any more. No other player has even come close, that record has stood for over 100 years.

17. It was a good show.

The final episode of MAS*H, which aired on February 28, 1983, was the most watched series finale ever, drawing in 105.9 million viewers.

Because there were only 3 or 4 channels when it aired, I think the viewing numbers are untouchable.

16. But they’ll be healthier.

Same for Nolan Ryan’s strikeout record. It just won’t happen with the advent of strict pitch counts, five-man rotations, and the general shift in caution with pitchers.

He’s got the record with 5,714 Ks over like 27 seasons, and the next closest pitcher is Randy Johnson with 4,875 in 22 seasons.

Justin Verlander is the active leader in strikeouts with 3,013, but he is 16 years into his career and is 37.

Nobody will ever catch up to Nolan Ryan.

15. Be careful out there.

There are a ton of records that have been deemed to dangerous to attempt, and so the relevant organizations will not accept submissions.

Things such as longest time without sleep.

14. That is a lot of people.

Greatest amount of extras used in a single movie scene.

The record holder is 1982’s Gandhi which used 300,000 for a 10 minute funeral sequence.

Most films now prefer to use CGI for crowds of that size, so it’s likely to remain the record holder

13. Who would have thought?

I’m pretty sure too many people have died trying to break boating speed records. Turns out rocket engines and water are a dangerous combination.

12. This is as it should be.

Most of the “world’s youngest” records have been retired.

I think at some point- probably when a girl had to be rescued trying to be the youngest to sail solo around the world, or a 7 year old died trying to be the youngest to fly across the country- people realized this was irresponsible and not something to be encouraged.

So you can definitely still do it- I know a family whose twins are the unofficial youngest to cycle the Pan-American highway, for example- but no one will recognize you for doing so.

11. That’s pretty dangerous.

David Blaine looked into breaking the no sleep record but decided it was too dangerous even for him.

10. Poor little dogs.

A lot of “fattest animal” records are also retired to discourage animal abuse.

9. Apple is giving it a shot.

Most popular single model of home computer. Ghe Commodore 64.

There are so many options now, it would be nearly impossible to reach that level of saturation again.

8. Too much pressure on small shoulders.

Youngest monarch.

Both Alfonso XIII of Spain and Jean I of France became kings immediately upon birth, as their respective fathers died before the sons were born.

7. Safety first.

Javelin, probably. The current world record is 106m iirc.

They changed the guidelines on the specifications that the javelins could be made to so that they wouldn’t fly over 100m and impale the running track/runners, so 106 will never be beaten

6. I love this one.

The longest-lasting lightbulb is still switched on and burning after 120 years of operation.

5. Unsettling to think about.

Visible stars and galaxies. As the universe expands and light red-shifts more and more of the theoretically possible viewable stars and other celestial bodies disappear.

If we had a perfect telescope and cataloged everything we could, we would notice that catalog shrinking little by little every year as object forever red shift out of our view. The ballpark figure is that we lose 60,000 stars every second from our viewable range.

4. Unless someone let it.

I recently read about the Champawat Tiger.

A bengal tiger that killed 436 People and with that is in the Guinness Book of World Records. She was shot dead in 1907.

I don’t see with today’s technology that a Tiger would ever beat that record.

3. Because it’s impossible.

Paper folding. The world record is folding paper 12 times using a hydraulic press. Folding paper 13 times is impossible.

Fun fact:

30 folds will get you to space, because your paper will be now 100 km high.
42 folds will get you to the Moon.
81 folds and your paper will be 127,786 light-years, almost as thick as the Andromeda Galaxy.
At 103 folds, you will get outside of the observable Universe, which is estimated at 93 billion light-years in diameter.

2. No one would want to.

tallest person ever; nowadays the condition he had would be treated much earlier.

He was from a town over from me. They have a life-sized statue of him. Poor guy only lived to 22.

1. One large instrument.

World’s largest organ:

The largest and loudest musical instrument ever constructed is the Boardwalk Hall Auditorium Organ in Atlantic City, New Jersey.

Completed in 1932 by the Midmer-Losh Organ Company, it had two consoles (one with seven manuals and another movable one with five), 1,477 stop controls and 33,112 pipes, ranging from pencil-size to 64 feet tall, both wood and metal.

It’s said to have “the volume of 25 brass bands,” with a range of seven octaves.

I think the reasoning here is solid.

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World Records That People Think Will Stand Forever

When a record is broken, whether it’s sports, something random, or something that’s even out of our control, I think we have to assume that someone, somewhere, someday, is going to break them.

It’s the nature of records, after all – they’re made to be broken and all of that.

Even so, some of them probably never will be, and people say these 17 will probably stand the test of time.

17. Because people cannot be trusted.

They retired all of the “world’s heaviest cat/dog” type records because sh%theads were overfeeding their pets in an attempt to get the record.

The previous winner for cats was a tabby who apparently weighed 46 pounds (generally a healthy range for domestic shorthairs is 8-10 pounds) and I sincerely hope no cat ever gets anywhere near that big again, that kind of animal abuse just breaks my heart

16. Cool, indeed.

I know I’m late to this but there is an oil well in Pennsylvania that is the world’s “oldest continuously producing oil well”. Its the McClintock #1. Drilled in 1861. It still produces about a barrel of oil a year (31.5 gallons) but most of it is salt water.

It’s off the side of the road and only a small sign marks where the little park is. I just think it’s a cool piece of history.

15. This one will be interesting to watch.

Best selling album ever. Thriller will have that record until the sun burns out.

Prior to Thriller, the best selling album would be topped every 3-4 years. Thriller has now been the World’s biggest selling album for 37 straight years. The closest competitor is 18 million records behind.

14. That’s a long way off.

John Stockton’s all time assists in the NBA. It’s insane, closest is down by 3,715 assists.

13. Seriously hard to believe.

The highest horse jump with rider. A thoroughbred jumped with its rider 2,47 meters high. Hopefully this record will never be broken.

12. More variety now.

Greatest percentage of cars on the road at any one time.

For a hot minute back there, the Model T Ford comprised more than half of all consumer cars on the road.

11. Because she could, I guess.

Woman holds record for having s^x with 919 guys in the same day

Lisa Sparks is her name.

10. Just who he was.

How many beers in one sitting. Andre the giant has kept that record at 110-120 beers.

He was a 7ft 4inch tall man weighing in over 500 pounds. This was in a 6 hour period with his manager who drank 56 beers himself. The bar tab itself was at $40k. Record has been there since 1976.

9. So many immortalized baseball players.

Baseball.

Cy Young’s 511 wins
Pete Rose’s 4256 hits
Ty Cobb’s .367 lifetime batting average
Barry Bond’s 232 walks in a season
Nolan Ryan’s 383 K’s in a season

8. At least, I hope it will stand.

Ratu Udre Udre ate at least 87 people.

I doubt with modern technology anyone would get away with being a cannibalistic serial killer for that long.

7. Are you not entertained?

The record for the movie with the most tickets sold is still Gone with the Wind, which was released in 1939. It has sold an estimated 202,286,200 tickets across all of its releases.

Second place is Star Wars (1977) with an estimated 178,119,500 tickets sold.

While the records for highest box office earnings get beaten every few years due to inflation (with Avengers: Endgame currently holding the record), it’s unlikely that the record for the number of tickets sold will ever be beaten since people don’t go to the theater in numbers as large as they used to now that we have television, home theaters, streaming services, and other ways to keep us entertained.

6. I’m not sure if this is good or bad.

Longest siege in the world: Siege of Candia, 1648-1669. Herakleion was sieged for 21 whole years. Modern weaponry guarantees that will never be bested.

Edit: some people in the comments corrected me. It seems that the actual longest siege is the Siege of Ceuta 1694-1720. However, when searching “the longest siege”, Google answers Candia (Crete), something I already knew. Idk guys.

5. And yet people keep trying.

The water speed record. As I understand anyone who’s tried to beat the record has died horribly from losing control of their boat.

4. They’ll never get close.

Cy Young, with over 500 wins as a major league pitcher.

Will definitely never see another 500 game winner, or a 400 game winner, and very likely not even another 300 game winner.

Active leader is verlander with 226.

3. Lol indeed.

Largest percentage of humanity slept with. Probably belongs to Genghis Khan. Unless Adam and Eve are to be considered historical figures lol

2. He’s got some catching up to do.

John Stockton assists and steals record. John Stockton has 15,806 assists which is 3,715 more assists than the next guy on the list. He also has 3,265 steals which is 581 steals ahead of 2nd place.

The current active steals leader is Chris Paul who has 2,002 steals, he would have to average 100 plus steals a season for the next 12 seasons to come close to breaking that record.

1. A classic.

Wilt Chamberlain’s 100 point game.

The only way a guy is getting to even 80 points again is if it’s in the flow of the game and the game is undecided. We’ve seen Steve Kerr shut down his players once they reach certain scoring milestones, but mainly because the games are out of reach and he doesn’t want anyone getting hurt intentionally. Even Kobe got shut down for a fourth quarter after scoring 62 through three quarters.

That being said, scoring 100 points in a game is the only realistic record of his that can be matched/broken. Nobody is averaging 50 points per game, 27 rebounds per game, 48.5 minutes per game, etc.

I have to say that I agree with most of these.

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