Month: March 2021

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Times When People Overheard Savage Things Their Best Friends Said

Have you ever overheard something that really changed everything?

Something you weren’t supposed to know, and now that you do you’re not sure what to do with it? Something that, maybe, you wish you hadn’t heard?

It’s a tough position to be in. Or sometimes weird. Or sometimes just hilarious, or a combination of all three.

Let’s hear from a few folks who found themselves in exactly that sort of situation.

10. But weight, there’s more

Cool, great to know that people really have your back.

Source: Whisper

9. Like, like

Well then why are they all your friends?

Source: Whisper

8. The ugliest thing

Well, he’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever heard.

Source: Whisper

7. Shoe, don’t bother me

What kind of insecurity do you have to have in order to find this a worthwhile pastime?

Source: Whisper

6. They were laughing

Cool way to lose business, idiots.

Source: Whisper

5. Twice a month

That sounds…like super duper not a big deal?

Source: Whisper

4. Elf ears

These things can stick with us forever.

Source: Whisper

3. Easy going

Yup, that’s a cool way to indicate you’re no worth dating.

Source: Whisper

2. Self-protection

And how many of them were also lying?

Source: Whisper

1. Squad goals

But…I’ve paid all my squad dues!

Source: Whisper

It’s shattering realizing that someone you thought you could trust doesn’t have your interests in mind. Be kind to each other. Even when you’re not in earshot.

Have you had an experience like this?

Tell us about it in the comments.

Thanks, fam!

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Take a Look at These Confessions From Parents Who Snoop on Their Kids

It must be hard being a parent and finding the right balance between nurturing your child in the way they should go and staying hands off enough to give them their own life and independence.

Where exactly does that line lie? I wouldn’t presume to say, not least of all because I’m not a parent. But it’s definitely still the topic of a lot of heated discussion, especially on the internet, and ESPECIALLY when stirred on by real, anonymous confessions like the ones in this collection from parents who couldn’t help but get maybe just a little too involved.

10. Spooky business

I don’t know how to tell you this, but kids cry all the time. I don’t think I’d put “ghosts” at the top of the probable causes.

Source: Whisper

9. Get that money

Well, we know what her current fantasy is.

Source: Whisper

8. “Routinely checking”

Good job, you’ve completely ruined this for him.

Source: Whisper

7. Follow, protect

Ok but how old is your daughter, though?

Source: Whisper

6. Reading up

A) you probably were
B) stop snoopin’

Source: Whisper

5. Plus

So she’s open with you, but that’s not enough?

Source: Whisper

4. Hackermom

If he finds out about this he’ll be mortified.

Source: Whisper

3. Surprise reading

Welp. Not sure what to do with that information.

Source: Whisper

2. Cheater, cheater

When they’re grown but still misbehaving.

Source: Whisper

1. Warning signs

Maybe you can bring it up without revealing this.

Source: Whisper

Honestly, I don’t envy parents at all. It seems like a really tough job, and knowing exactly how to handle it day to day has got to be impossible.

What do you think of where the line lies?

Tell us in the comments.

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Take a Look at These Confessions From Restaurant Hosts

A lot of us have worked a restaurant job at some point in our lives, maybe for a little while, maybe for years or even decades.

There’s a good reason for that – people love restaurants. We literally have to eat, and we want to do it in a fun and easy way if we can afford to. So we interact with cooks and servers and hosts and cashiers and bussers and the like all the time – but don’t you wonder what they might not be telling you?

Here are 11 real confessions from hosts.

11. Fit it in

I guess I’ll know what to look out for now.

Source: Whisper

10. The fantasy

Hey, gotta keep your mind occupied at work somehow.

Source: Whisper

9. Spin around

You have no idea what you’re messing with behind the scenes.

Source: Whisper

8. Show off

See, you’re gonna mess with my mind with this one.

Source: Whisper

7. Lame jokes

If you’re here, you’re basic.

Source: Whisper

6. There’s a reason

Trust me, I know this place slightly better than you do.

Source: Whisper

5. Standard greeting

Ok but to be fair, you don’t actually want to know how they are, right?

Source: Whisper

4. So cheap

The pay system we have for these jobs is just insane.

Source: Whisper

3. A toss up

How do you even throw cash, really? Doesn’t it just float down in front of you?

Source: Whisper

2. Go off

Turns out your problem meant nothing, even to you.

Source: Whisper

1. Sit down

Yeah don’t mind me, I’m just standing here at the entrance for fun.

Source: Whisper

Pretty incredible how dense some people can be.

Do you have job confessions you want to get off your chest?

Leave them in the comments.

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People Shared Crazy Stories About “The First Time”

Most folks remember the first time they had actual sex, but do we all remember the first time we had sex…solo?

It’s pretty much never an elegant or beautiful story. It’s weird. It’s awkward. It can be nice in the contexts of self-discover or coming of age, but in general, it’s just a big embarrassing…erm…mess.

So, let’s look back on it (fondly?) with these real anonymous stories from people about their first times.

15. In a barbie world

Welp.

Source: Whisper

14. Meeting him?

The whole world knows, they just don’t care.

Source: Whisper

13. A wonderful new invention!

Too bad you couldn’t make any money off of that.

Source: Whisper

12. Dire consequences

But that baby turned out to be the greatest blessing in disguise of my entire life.

Source: Whisper

11. A falling out

Well, did you?

Source: Whisper

10. Sharing is caring

I hope she was compassionate and understanding and put your mind at ease.

Source: Whisper

9. Do the shake

Oh, you’ll be chasing those kinds of demons for years to come.

Source: Whisper

8. It’s a hit!

Um…I don’t know what to say. 10 points to you?

Source: Whisper

7. Best of luck

If this were true then I’d be on a hot streak every minute of every day.

Source: Whisper

6. Broken it

Nah, it’s a lot more durable than that.

Source: Whisper

5. Soul or something

Now that’s a theology to a religion I’d rather not know anything more about.

Source: Whisper

4. It felt nice

Our bodies know these things before our brains do.

Source: Whisper

3. My number one time

Well I hope that didn’t put you off of it for too long.

Source: Whisper

2. Build a bear

I…I can’t make jokes about this. I am legally not allowed to make jokes about this.

Source: Whisper

1. Unfamiliar territory

How did you ever get past that assumption?

Source: Whisper

Do it right and you’ll be your own best friend.

What was your first time like?

Tell us in the comments if you dare.

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Memes That Only Introverts Will Truly Understand

I’m a pretty introverted person. In fact, I was cautious to even start writing this intro. I was afraid to put it in front of people.

Do you like it so far? Have I called too much attention to it?

You know what, forget it, nevermind the intro, I’m going back to watching Netflix, but here are some introvert memes ok thanks bye.

15. Heavy subjects

You can get in here if you really want to but like why?

14. Cancel culture

The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to avoid the world!

13. Upper limits

I’m not sure mother nature really likes me all that much.

12. Bed ridden

Look, nobody gets a year, we all just have to survive them.

11. Tall order

Please don’t leave me, I’m lanky but very scared.

10. Stay in your lane

You make a compelling case, me.

9. Two-step program

And honestly this is already in priority order.

8. The spice of life

That’s where the magic happens.

7. My own worst enemy

Together, there’s nothing I can accomplish.

6. Mixed signals

I want to feel loved, not seen.

5. Sleep tight

Not super sure what you mean by this “plan” thing.

4. Hitting the limit

That’s a dope spread, though.

3. Keep comfy

I like sweats, not sweating.

2. The descent of man

Are you kidding me?

1. Plan Z

And so it’s come to this.

Alright, that’s enough of everything for today, my blankets are calling.

How introverted are you?

Tell us in the comments.

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Check Out These Confessions From the Recently Married

Marriage.

Marriage is what brings us together today…

But what’s it like on the other side of the nuptials? What’s it like JUST on the other side?

I’ve never experienced it myself, but I know that a heck of a lot of friends have felt a heck of a lot of different ways.

Let’s look at the real, anonymous thoughts of a few newlyweds to find out what it’s all about.

10. “I don’t feel truly loved.”

And maybe you thought being married would fix that?

Source: Whisper

9. “How happy I am”

Always nice to hear when it just works perfectly!

Source: Whisper

8. “I don’t love him.”

Doesn’t seem like that’s a strategy that’s destined for long term success.

Source: Whisper

7. “I’ve had a weird obsession.”

Maybe he’s into it? Though maybe you should have checked before tying the knot?

Source: Whisper

6. “His 3rd runner up.”

Just because you’re not the first doesn’t mean you’re not the best.

Source: Whisper

5. “The only thing we fight about.”

That’s  gonna be a long, hard road ahead.

Source: Whisper

4. “Every second of the day.”

Woof, sounds like it might be exhausting after a while.

Source: Whisper

3. “I have no idea why.”

I’d love to get to the bottom of that mystery.

Source: Whisper

2. “Back in my life.”

Tell her she snoozes she loses, this isn’t a game.

Source: Whisper

1. “The wrong person.”

When you hit that wrong dialogue choice in a video game and know immediately.

Source: Whisper

So, should you get married? I dunno. But it sure sounds interesting.

Are you married? How did you feel after?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tweets for Deeply Introverted Folks

I finally took the Myers-Briggs personality test after a lot of egging on from a friend of mine and it told me that I’m an INTJ which I guess means “Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Judging.”

Which makes sense to me. I’m pretty intuitive, especially when it comes to quickly realizing how bad I’ve screwed something up. I can’t stop myself from constant thinking, even if it’s about nothing in particular, and I’m always judging everyone.

But most of all, I am an introvert. Just as the people behind these tweets clearly are.

11. Check it out

Please don’t bring attention to me, this is the opposite of what I wanted.

10. I can dig it

It takes me about as much time to psych myself up for one anyway.

9. Pick me up

Oh, I’m sorry, you very clearly mistook the nature of this interaction.

8. Keep it cool

Ice makes drinks better and insulates the poles of our planet, let’s keep it around.

7. A celebration

It’s January 2nd, apparently. So that we can all recover from the horrors of having to attend NYE parties.

6. This rules

I’m the president and soul member.

5. Two out of three

Hey man, the system works.

4. Risk and reward

If I keep this up I may soon never have to speak to anyone again.

3. Cute but deadly

Please don’t leave me, I’m small and very afraid.

2. Generic title

Generic joke.

1. Drop the beats

And yet somehow this does not stop everyone.

Hang in there, fellow introverts. We’ll all get through this together, on our own.

How introverted are you?

Tell us in the comments.

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Could “Babe Are You Okay” Be the Defining Meme of Our Time?

Millennials are always checking in with each other.

Gotta keep advocating for mental health, even when we’re living in a time where there’s no normal and no baseline and the notion of sanity is kind of laughable.

Maybe that’s why “Babe are you okay?” has become one of the defining memes of our era.

Take it away, people of Twitter.

15. Curry favor

What and why and what.

14. Sing it

If you look closely enough, you can hear the nothing.

13. It’s a business opportunity

Are you not feeling quite so high up today?

12. Cows

I think if you forget to do that three times your car will actually stop working.

11. Stock up

What is happening to us?

10. Pile on

Yeah, what’s WRONG with you?

9. IT’S BEEN

Threw your arms in the air and said “you’re crazy!”

8. Gotta go fast

At what point were marketers convinced that consumers REALLY wanted to eat Sonic the Hedgehog?

7. Game on

I would do this in my sleep, it’s an unavoidable reflex.

6. Water o’clock

I feel seen and not in a way I’d like to be.

5. Call and response

Are you on auto pilot?

4. Buy buy buy

Did you finally just run out of money?

3. Let ’em know

Spread the word.

2. So touching

That hits hard.

1. Oh well

Isn’t that like the only word we know now?

Babe are you okay? You hardly scrolled through all those tweets.

But seriously, are you okay?

Tell us in the comments. Babe.

No, seriously, we want to know.

Please and thank you.

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Partners of Men Who Have Erectile Dysfunction Tell All

Sex is a pretty important part of relationships – especially if you’re younger. But even with two ready and willing participants, it’s not always so easy.

Our bodies can get in the way of our own fun and fulfillment, and there are few instances of that considered more taboo or embarrassing than erectile dysfunction.

What happens when one partner, for whatever reason, just physically can’t get going? Here are some perspectives about it submitted anonymously.

10. “Doing something wrong.”

It’s gotta be hard to not interpret it that way.

Source: Whisper

9. “Don’t want to hurt his feelings.”

It’s a tough thing to navigate.

Source: Whisper

8. “The man of my dreams…”

He’s gotta feel like you’re just trying to spare his feelings.

Source: Whisper

7. “His biggest fear.”

When people go unfulfilled, the temptation grows.

Source: Whisper

6. “I don’t want to reconcile.”

But what reason have you given him?

Source: Whisper

5. “Less of a woman.”

A powerful feeling.

Source: Whisper

4. “Even if he could…”

Well then there’s something deeper going on in this particular case.

Source: Whisper

3. “He never lets me forget it.”

That’s a lot of yikes over here.

Source: Whisper

2. “It’s so disappointing.”

Incredible how powerful a force sex can be in our lives.

Source: Whisper

1. “I saved my virginity.”

This right here? This is why I think saving for marriage is a bad idea.

Source: Whisper

It can’t be a fun situation for anybody involved. Stupid bodies, ruining everything for all of us.

Do you have experience with this sort of thing?

Tell us in the comments.

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Brides Who Realized Immediately That the Wedding Was a Mistake

A wedding is a day that so many of us are brought up to dream about and to look forward to.

But what happens when you realize you simply don’t like what you see?

What if you have a sense from the very beginning that you’ve made a big mistake?

It seems simple enough from a detached perspective to just say “Well then end it. Get a divorce.” But of course, it’s not always so simple. The ties that bind us to people, the commitments we’ve made, the costs we’ve sunk, the expectations of those around us, the haunting fears of failure, all of these compound into a force that can override our red-flag detection, at least for a time.

And so we’re left making confessions like these…

10. Not tears of joy

Could anyone on the outside tell the difference?

Source: Whisper

9. Talk me out of it

Real life is not the plot of a rom com.

Source: Whisper

8. Clinging on

Talk about a runaway bride.

Source: Whisper

7. Fear is powerful

What, with all these people watching? All this money? All this pressure?

Source: Whisper

6. Get kicked

There’s no excuse for abuse.

Source: Whisper

5. Money talks

While we stay silent.

Source: Whisper

4. Cry cry again

An all too common experience, it seems.

Source: Whisper

3. Better than expected

When you both know it’s bad, you know.

Source: Whisper

2. He changed

No more Mr. Nice Guy. Literally.

Source: Whisper

1. Clear vision

Blue’s not your color, huh?

Source: Whisper

Best of luck to anyone and everyone stuck in a relationship they realize is a mistake. There are brighter days ahead.

Do you have experiences with this?

Tell us about them in the comments.

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