Teachers Share The Funniest Questions They’ve Gotten Over Zoom

Teaching has changed a lot over the past year, and in ways no one really wanted or planned for. Just like parents prefer their kids be in school all day, for myriad reasons, so would teachers prefer to be in the same space with the students they’re instructing.

That said, many are having to adjust to life over Zoom. If there’s an upside, it is, as always, the inherent humor – and these 13 teachers How 14 “Different” Kids Earned Their Reputations having some one-liners that are definitely going to crack you up.

13. The whole first week back after the holidays is just shot.

Might as well just roll with it.

12. You’re going to need to be more specific.

Even if that might not work, either.

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11. That’s what we all want to know.

Home is such a complicated thing these days.

10. An observant child.

Tell me she was wrong.

9. This is why they got into teaching.

Because kids are actually the best.

8. The children, they are learning.

Cats are the way to go.

7. These teachers really need to start asking better questions.

Not so open-ended, maybe, but then we wouldn’t be laughing!

6. That will take up half the class.

But you just can’t ignore it.

5. The answer to that question is obviously always yes.

Dogs aren’t as good as cats, maybe, but they’re still pretty good.

4. You can always count on kids to ask the real questions.

Don’t lie. You want to know the answer, too.

3. The description of the breath. Hahaha!

Those elusive cats, always messing up school!

2. It’s nice that someone is looking out for you.

Bless her little caring heart.

1. Are they just stalling?

It’s hard to tell, because it’s a legitimate question.

 

Kids really do say the darnedest things, and I love when people share them!

If you’re a teacher (or a parent with a kid on Zoom), what’s the funniest thing you’ve heard through the screen? Share it with us in the comments!

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Awkward Tweets That Are the Ultimate in Tone-Deaf Cringe

There’s a lot of cringe on Twitter. Like, A TON.

But some of it transcends the usual cringe. Some of it skyrockets into “I think maybe we should call someone” levels of cringe, or even the dreaded “I’m pretty sure you’re trolling but even if you are what would possess you to want to troll in this way?” level of cringe.

It’s a lot to deal with. It’s not for the weak of mind. It’s something that you really have to steel yourself for. That said, prepare to steel away, because we’ve got a collection of Twitter cringe that might exceed all previous known levels of the phenomenon.

(Except where they involve public figures, all identities have been masked in order to protect…I dunno, all of us, I guess.)

11. Robbing the cradle

Age differences speak louder than words.

10. Please be kind

Um…ok. What the heck does that even mean?

9. Burn baby, burn

When the sky gets left on red, am I right?

8. Where wolf?

“Hello, internet police? Yes, I’d like you to shut it down please. The whole thing. I’m sending you a screenshot.”

7. Subtle loathing

Cool, I need to go take a million showers now.

6. Notice me Ariana

If this wasn’t written by a very very young and misguided person then I’m sincerely scared.

5. Dead serious

When the next war starts, it will not be for resources, nor land, nor for Holy glory, but for the memes.

4. Taking off

You’re not about to like tag your soundcloud, are you?

3. The masks we wear

Ok I wrote that last caption as a joke and then I read this one.

2. Princess

Genuinely this one makes me queasy.

1. Keep her memory alive

…thanks?

If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go shudder myself out of existence.

Which one is the cringiest?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes to Help You Break Free From Boredom

Do you need to break free, but you can’t and that’s why you’re staring at a screen at this very moment?

Well what if I told you that you could break free THROUGH that screen to a land of wonder!

I mean, don’t literally break your screen. If you did already, we’re not liable for that, you really should get a fuller context on things before you act so aggressively. All we meant is that we’ve got some memes, and memes are a sort of freedom. That’s why “meme” rhymes with “free.”

What do you mean it doesn’t?

Well, it should.

15. Pile on

Naturally occuring Keanus are simply beautiful.

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14. Again again

RIP the only thing in a bunch of people’s Netflix lists.

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13. I do

“I understand, much to my horror, that the couple have written their own vows.”

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12. I swear

I learned it from watching you!

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11. Payday

Lol like any of us are ever gonna know.

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10. Biting back

If I fits, I turns into defensive fort.

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9. The blessed snoot

Boop me father, for I am cutes.

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8. What big eyes you have

It’s cool that we all accept the talking wolf but draw the line at ineffective disguises.

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7. Keep up

I’m not the boss of me.

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6. Any other

This is very much me, I’m not even sure how old I am at this point.

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5. Surprise cuisine

Those little guys are really going places.

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4. Can’t cut it

Yeah, well, we also get to live like four times longer now, so, I’ll take it.

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3. Level up

Maybe his ways aren’t so much mysterious as they are just ill-thought out?

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2. Try, try again

Dang girl, fine, stay in bed then.

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1. The gift of gab

This is going well already.

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I certainly feel more free now.

What are your favorite kinds of memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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