What Do You Think is Your Favorite Silly Joke? Here’s What People Said.

It can be hard to come up with new material to make folks laugh.

You want to entertain them and continue to make them think that you’re the funniest person on the planet, but a lot of the time you don’t have enough time in the day to come up with new material.

So what can we do about that…?

I know, we can steal some jokes from other funny folks!

What’s your favorite silly joke?

Let’s see what people on AskReddit had to say about this.

1. Oh, man…

“American trying to pick up UK chicks in a bar.

“Hey are you girls from England?”

“It’s Wales!”

“Oh I’m sorry. Are you whales from England?””

2. A real zinger.

“Waiter, this soup is cold!”

“It’s gazpacho”

“Oh, I’m sorry. Gazpacho, this soup is cold!”

3. I see what you did there.

“What’d the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is very heavy, and the other one is a little lighter.”

4. Total Dad joke.

“Does Santa pay for parking?

No, it’s on the house.”

5. Here it comes.

“I’m reading a horror story in Braille.

Something bad is going to happen… I can feel it.”

6. Hardy har har.

“Person A: I took my wife to the Caribbean.

Person B: Jamaica?

Person A: No, she wanted to go!”

7. Culture clash.

“Did you hear that people in Dubai don’t like The Flinstones?

But the people in Abu Dhabi Dooooo!”

8. A classic.

“A man is looking at a car in a showroom, asking about the different features.

Man: Cargo space?

Salesman: No…car stay Earth.”

9. Works every time.

“While on a road trip look out the window and say “Oh look a flock of cows”

Passenger: ” no it’s a herd of cows”

Me: “HEARD OF COWS? OF COURSE I HAVE THERE’S A WHOLE FLOCK OVER THERE”

I love doing this joke.”

10. Give it a shot.

“Said in one sentence quickly:

What’s the most important part of a joke timing.”

11. Flag humor.

“I don’t know about any of the other advantages to living in Switzerland, but the flag sure is a big plus.”

12. Good books to check out.

“”Behead the Bleachers” by Seymour Butts.

“Trails in the sand” by John Sundraging

“Get out of my way” by Hugh Jass

And, last but not least…”Downspout” by Wayne Dwops.”

13. I’m gonna use this.

“Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.”

14. I get it!

“Why do seals swim in saltwater?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze.”

15. Change is good.

“How many therapists does it take to chance a lightbulb?

Only one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.”

What’s YOUR favorite silly joke?

Please share it with us in the comments!

We will be forever grateful, friends…

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What Do You Think is Your Favorite Silly Joke? Here’s What People Said.

It can be hard to come up with new material to make folks laugh.

You want to entertain them and continue to make them think that you’re the funniest person on the planet, but a lot of the time you don’t have enough time in the day to come up with new material.

So what can we do about that…?

I know, we can steal some jokes from other funny folks!

What’s your favorite silly joke?

Let’s see what people on AskReddit had to say about this.

1. Oh, man…

“American trying to pick up UK chicks in a bar.

“Hey are you girls from England?”

“It’s Wales!”

“Oh I’m sorry. Are you whales from England?””

2. A real zinger.

“Waiter, this soup is cold!”

“It’s gazpacho”

“Oh, I’m sorry. Gazpacho, this soup is cold!”

3. I see what you did there.

“What’d the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is very heavy, and the other one is a little lighter.”

4. Total Dad joke.

“Does Santa pay for parking?

No, it’s on the house.”

5. Here it comes.

“I’m reading a horror story in Braille.

Something bad is going to happen… I can feel it.”

6. Hardy har har.

“Person A: I took my wife to the Caribbean.

Person B: Jamaica?

Person A: No, she wanted to go!”

7. Culture clash.

“Did you hear that people in Dubai don’t like The Flinstones?

But the people in Abu Dhabi Dooooo!”

8. A classic.

“A man is looking at a car in a showroom, asking about the different features.

Man: Cargo space?

Salesman: No…car stay Earth.”

9. Works every time.

“While on a road trip look out the window and say “Oh look a flock of cows”

Passenger: ” no it’s a herd of cows”

Me: “HEARD OF COWS? OF COURSE I HAVE THERE’S A WHOLE FLOCK OVER THERE”

I love doing this joke.”

10. Give it a shot.

“Said in one sentence quickly:

What’s the most important part of a joke timing.”

11. Flag humor.

“I don’t know about any of the other advantages to living in Switzerland, but the flag sure is a big plus.”

12. Good books to check out.

“”Behead the Bleachers” by Seymour Butts.

“Trails in the sand” by John Sundraging

“Get out of my way” by Hugh Jass

And, last but not least…”Downspout” by Wayne Dwops.”

13. I’m gonna use this.

“Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.”

14. I get it!

“Why do seals swim in saltwater?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze.”

15. Change is good.

“How many therapists does it take to chance a lightbulb?

Only one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.”

What’s YOUR favorite silly joke?

Please share it with us in the comments!

We will be forever grateful, friends…

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A Woman Told Her Stepsister She Can’t Model Her Clothing Because She’s Obese. Was She a Jerk?

Whenever weight issues are brought up amongst friends, family members, or complete strangers, you know that it’s gonna be ugly and hurtful.

And this actually sounds like a pretty sad situation to me.

A young woman who is in design school was asked by her overweight stepsister if she could model her clothes…and then it went south in a hurry.

She shared her story on Reddit’s “Am I the *sshole?” page. Read on to find out what happened.

AITA for telling my stepsister that she can’t model my clothing because because she’s obese?

“I’m currently in a design class in college and for one of our projects, we had to create a clothing line made out of sustainable materials.

Since I love sewing and thrift-flipping, I was super excited about this. I made all the clothes based off of my own size so there isn’t a lot of size variation.

Last week, I asked two of my friends who are close to my size if they could model and I think my stepsister may have overheard because later that day, she asked me if she could model too.

I wasn’t expecting this question so I stumbled and initially told her that I’d already enough models. She didn’t take this as an answer and asked if I could just let her wear one piece since she loved how they all looked. Recently, she’s been really into modeling and photography so I get why she was so adamant.

I insisted I had enough models and that I couldn’t let her, which really upset her. She ended up going to her dad crying about it and he brought the three of us together for “conflict resolvement time.” He was on her side and asked if I could just let her do one piece.

I was getting p*ssed at this point, but I continued to say no because I know her weight is a sensitive issue for her and her dad. He called me selfish and my stepsister nodded in agreement. This was my breaking point.

I said, “I’ve been saying no this whole time because I did not want to hurt her feelings. You guys wanna know the real reason? I don’t think she’ll be able to fit into any of the clothes I created. She’s obese and I designed the clothes to fit my body type. I’m sorry.”

Well, cue the waterworks. Her father just shook his head at me in disappointment and said I didn’t need to “stoop that low.” All of us are now p*ssed off.

AITA?”

And here’s how Reddit users responded.

This person said there’s no way she acted inappropriately. The clothes were for a specific body type and her stepsister clearly wasn’t in that group.

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This person thought it was okay for the woman to tell her stepsister NO, but thought calling her obese was not the best idea.

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A self-described “fat girl” said that the stepsister was ridiculous to even ask to model the clothes in the first place.

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This person believes that the stepsister is “pulling the fat shaming card” and is being manipulative about he situation.

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Lastly, this person thinks that the woman was way out of line and could have handled the situation in a much better way. In other words, she could have been polite about it.

Photo Credit: Reddit

Now we want to get your take on this situation.

Talk to us in the comments and let us know what you think.

Thanks in advance!

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A Woman Told Her Stepsister She Can’t Model Her Clothing Because She’s Obese. Was She a Jerk?

Whenever weight issues are brought up amongst friends, family members, or complete strangers, you know that it’s gonna be ugly and hurtful.

And this actually sounds like a pretty sad situation to me.

A young woman who is in design school was asked by her overweight stepsister if she could model her clothes…and then it went south in a hurry.

She shared her story on Reddit’s “Am I the *sshole?” page. Read on to find out what happened.

AITA for telling my stepsister that she can’t model my clothing because because she’s obese?

“I’m currently in a design class in college and for one of our projects, we had to create a clothing line made out of sustainable materials.

Since I love sewing and thrift-flipping, I was super excited about this. I made all the clothes based off of my own size so there isn’t a lot of size variation.

Last week, I asked two of my friends who are close to my size if they could model and I think my stepsister may have overheard because later that day, she asked me if she could model too.

I wasn’t expecting this question so I stumbled and initially told her that I’d already enough models. She didn’t take this as an answer and asked if I could just let her wear one piece since she loved how they all looked. Recently, she’s been really into modeling and photography so I get why she was so adamant.

I insisted I had enough models and that I couldn’t let her, which really upset her. She ended up going to her dad crying about it and he brought the three of us together for “conflict resolvement time.” He was on her side and asked if I could just let her do one piece.

I was getting p*ssed at this point, but I continued to say no because I know her weight is a sensitive issue for her and her dad. He called me selfish and my stepsister nodded in agreement. This was my breaking point.

I said, “I’ve been saying no this whole time because I did not want to hurt her feelings. You guys wanna know the real reason? I don’t think she’ll be able to fit into any of the clothes I created. She’s obese and I designed the clothes to fit my body type. I’m sorry.”

Well, cue the waterworks. Her father just shook his head at me in disappointment and said I didn’t need to “stoop that low.” All of us are now p*ssed off.

AITA?”

And here’s how Reddit users responded.

This person said there’s no way she acted inappropriately. The clothes were for a specific body type and her stepsister clearly wasn’t in that group.

Photo Credit: Reddit

This person thought it was okay for the woman to tell her stepsister NO, but thought calling her obese was not the best idea.

Photo Credit: Reddit

A self-described “fat girl” said that the stepsister was ridiculous to even ask to model the clothes in the first place.

Photo Credit: Reddit

This person believes that the stepsister is “pulling the fat shaming card” and is being manipulative about he situation.

Photo Credit: Reddit

Lastly, this person thinks that the woman was way out of line and could have handled the situation in a much better way. In other words, she could have been polite about it.

Photo Credit: Reddit

Now we want to get your take on this situation.

Talk to us in the comments and let us know what you think.

Thanks in advance!

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Woman Asks if She’s a Jerk for Forcing Her Boyfriend to Do the Dishes

This is a really weird story: I’m just gonna say that first.

I often wonder how people who are in “adult” relationships end up in these kinds of situations, and it kind of blows my mind. But, maybe that’s why I’m still single…who knows…?

Anyway, a woman took to Reddit’s “Am I the *sshole?” forum to ask if she was justified in her actions with her boyfriend who seem like a real catch.

Let’s take a look.

AITA for “forcing” my boyfriend to do the dishes?

“I’m lactose intolerant.

Every time I make tacos, my boyfriend always makes jokes about how I’m “disrespecting Mexican culture” by not having cheese in my tacos. I’ve told him multiple times I’m not going to give myself the sh*ts just to make him feel better about my friggin’ tacos (he’s not even Mexican, he’s white.).

This came to a head last night when we were having tacos again. I got up to go to the bathroom, and when I came back, I noticed my taco looked tampered with. I go to inspect, and lo and behold, there’s f*cking cheese buried underneath the other ingredients.

I told my boyfriend he was a raging do*che canoe and went to bed, leaving him to do the cleanup. I still haven’t spoken to him all morning, and he’s complaining about how I “forced” him to do the dishes, because normally I do them.

AITA here?”

Oh, boy…

And here’s how folks on Reddit responded.

This person made their point loud and clear: this woman needs to drop the zero and get with a hero!

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Another Reddit user brought up a good point: if someone is lactose intolerant, you don’t mess with their food. EVER. That is just messed up.

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This person said that she needs to dump the guy already and just get it over with.

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An individual who is also lactose intolerant said that she needs to get out of this situation before it gets worse.

This is someone’s health that we’re talking about…

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This person said she should make him do the dishes and THEN kick him out.

Sounds like a plan!

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Finally, a Mexican person weighed in and said that they don’t even put cheese on their tacos, so this guy doesn’t even know what the hell he’s talking about.

Photo Credit: Reddit

Now we want to get your thoughts on this situation.

Please tell us what you think in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Woman Asks if She’s a Jerk for Forcing Her Boyfriend to Do the Dishes

This is a really weird story: I’m just gonna say that first.

I often wonder how people who are in “adult” relationships end up in these kinds of situations, and it kind of blows my mind. But, maybe that’s why I’m still single…who knows…?

Anyway, a woman took to Reddit’s “Am I the *sshole?” forum to ask if she was justified in her actions with her boyfriend who seem like a real catch.

Let’s take a look.

AITA for “forcing” my boyfriend to do the dishes?

“I’m lactose intolerant.

Every time I make tacos, my boyfriend always makes jokes about how I’m “disrespecting Mexican culture” by not having cheese in my tacos. I’ve told him multiple times I’m not going to give myself the sh*ts just to make him feel better about my friggin’ tacos (he’s not even Mexican, he’s white.).

This came to a head last night when we were having tacos again. I got up to go to the bathroom, and when I came back, I noticed my taco looked tampered with. I go to inspect, and lo and behold, there’s f*cking cheese buried underneath the other ingredients.

I told my boyfriend he was a raging do*che canoe and went to bed, leaving him to do the cleanup. I still haven’t spoken to him all morning, and he’s complaining about how I “forced” him to do the dishes, because normally I do them.

AITA here?”

Oh, boy…

And here’s how folks on Reddit responded.

This person made their point loud and clear: this woman needs to drop the zero and get with a hero!

Photo Credit: Reddit

Another Reddit user brought up a good point: if someone is lactose intolerant, you don’t mess with their food. EVER. That is just messed up.

Photo Credit: Reddit

This person said that she needs to dump the guy already and just get it over with.

Photo Credit: Reddit

An individual who is also lactose intolerant said that she needs to get out of this situation before it gets worse.

This is someone’s health that we’re talking about…

Photo Credit: Reddit

This person said she should make him do the dishes and THEN kick him out.

Sounds like a plan!

Photo Credit: Reddit

Finally, a Mexican person weighed in and said that they don’t even put cheese on their tacos, so this guy doesn’t even know what the hell he’s talking about.

Photo Credit: Reddit

Now we want to get your thoughts on this situation.

Please tell us what you think in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Overworked and Underpaid? These Memes Will Look Familiar.

If you clicked on this link, I have a feeling that you can relate to this title: OVERWORKED AND UNDERPAID.

Hey, you’re not alone, friends. A lot of folks out work their little hearts out and don’t get a whole lot in return.

That’s a huge bummer, but it’s also just the way the world works.

So what can you do to cope with your misery? I know! Laugh at funny memes about working too much and not getting paid enough!

Oh, yeah, we got that covered for you! Enjoy!

1. Do I really need to say anything else?

I think just about sums it up.

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2. You bet I did!

This afternoon will not be very productive…

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3. This is hilarious.

And I think I’m gonna use it!

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4. I swear that this is cough syrup.

You gotta take a nip every once in a while.

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5. I don’t even know what day it is anymore.

And I also can’t remember my name…

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6. These are very important documents.

No, you can’t see them!

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7. Why on Earth would they leave?!?!

It’s a real mystery.

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8. Here we go again…

That’s always a bummer.

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9. One is very happy…

And one is very sad…

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10. Back to the grind!

With even more hate this time!

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11. Keep that coffee coming!

Forever and ever, Amen.

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12. I need at least five more minutes.

Or maybe you should make it ten…

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How about you?

How’s your job treating you these days?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know. Thanks!

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