Chefs Offer Cooking Tips They Think All of us Should Know

Have you been spending a ton of time cooking (or learning how to cook) during the pandemic and the quarantine?

You’re definitely not alone on that one!

And we have a treat for you today!

Chefs on AskReddit offered up cooking tips that will help all of us out. Let’s take a look.

1. Watch the temp.

“Watch your cooking temperature! You don’t need everything blazing hot. In fact, with high heat you’ll usually end up burning/drying out your meal. Medium heat is your friend. It gives you more time to get it right.

A simple example is a good grilled cheese sandwich. If you make it in a skillet on medium heat, it might take a while. BUT you’ll have enough time to make sure the toast is perfectly crispy without getting burned.”

2. Take it all in…

“Learn how to hold a knife and cut correctly.

Use acid – it’s your friend! Lemon juice, vinegar, microplaned zest, whatever. It brightens up everything.

Season every step of the way and taste as you go. Don’t overdue it, obviously, but you want to season every layer and taste.

Keep in mind that acid will then also amplify things like salt – keep everything in balance.

Someone else said it, but it’s true – it’s easier to add than to take away.

And if you’re making something like soup or stock or sauce – if it’s something that will reduce down season lightly as you make it, and then when it’s finished season at the end to get it where you want it.

If you haven’t noticed, a lot of mine are about seasoning. The vast majority of home cooks (and even some restaurant dishes) are under seasoned. Sometimes all you need are salt and pepper, but most people don’t use enough – salt especially. It shouldn’t taste SALTY, but just shy of it.”

3. I love risotto.

“When you make risotto, add the rice to the pan and cook it on very low heat until the edges turn slightly translucent before adding any liquid.

Your risotto will be much more tender and evenly cooked”

4. Roast ’em up.

“You can roast almost all veggies and they turn out delicious. It’s also really easy.

Take the veggie, cut it into bite sized pieces give or take (can be larger if you want, just adjust cooking time and test for tenderness). Place in a bowl and toss with olive oil until everything is lightly coated. Spread out on a baking sheet (can put a layer of parchment paper on it to make clean up easier) and season with a thin layer of kosher salt and pepper on all pieces.

Place in an oven at 350F or above and once well browned, remove and eat. You can roast at 450F if you want but just know that it will take less time at this temp and more time at lower temps. Do it a lot and you’ll gain experience and figure out what temps you like. For me, it often depends on what else is in the oven and I just go with it and check it periodically.

If you want to kick it up a little, sprinkle some diced garlic and some red pepper flakes (go light if you’re sensitive to spice) over the veggies as well. Cook the same. They are delicious.

Works with almost everything – broccoli, brussels sprouts, cauliflower, carrots, all squashes, etc.”

5. Listen up!

“Too much salt in a soup? Add potatoes. Potatoes soak up salt like mad, I swear.

Whole roasted chicken will make two meals, plus create stock. First will be roasted chicken. Second will be chicken soup. Finally, boil bones to make stock.

Don’t be afraid of acid, like vinegars, citrus, pickled items. Fermented things as well. Add more jarred olives to your recipes, they will expand flavors.

Red wine is required for the best beef dishes.”

6. That’s all you need.

“Kosher salt, cracked black pepper, olive oil, garlic, lemon, butter.

That’s all you need to season anything. Any protein, any roasted veggie, any salad- keep it simple.

Also, a working meat thermometer will never let you down. Take the guesswork out.”

7. Now I’m hungry.

“Flour and fat makes a roux. Roux makes sauces thick.

You want a white country gravy? Put equal amounts oil and flour in a pan. Cook over medium heat while stirring until flour turns a little brown. Pour milk and whisk together. Crack black pepper. Reduce. Done.

You want thick sauce with some chicken or meat? Sear the meat and set aside. Sauté your vegetables in oil or butter. Sprinkle flour on it until it soaks up the oil. Stir it until it browns the flour a little. Pour in broth or milk for a sauce. Put meat back in to finish in the sauce.

Creamed spinach? Add oil to pan. Sprinkle with a little flour and a dash of nutmeg and pepper. Cook couple minutes just to get rawness of flour gone. Add milk and reduce to desired consistency. In separate pan sauté finely minced onion in butter and EVOO. Add garlic until fragrant. Wilt spinach. Mix together when they are both to your liking.

You want gumbo? Add flour and oil to big pot. Stir constantly until it gets dark (about milk chocolate color). Collect the roux. Sauté vegetables. Add roux and broth. Add chicken and sausage.

Seafood gumbo? You cook the roux until peanut butter color instead of super dark. Sauté veg. Add roux and broth. Add crawfish, shrimp, and blue crab.”

8. Good info for you.

“- Prepare ingredients before cooking them. This means get spices, seasonings and condiments ready to hand before you cook anything, and chop up everything you need.

Some recipes can be more forgiving and you can chop stuff while something’s cooking, but other dishes have a quick cooking time, and it can get chaotic if you’re trying to find a certain spice while your food is getting burnt.

– Clean as you go. One thing I hate about cooking is cleaning up after, but I try to clean every item that I use as soon as I’m done with it, so that there isn’t a mountain of cleaning up afterwards. I’ve lived with people who do not do this, and they put off the washing up because there is so much to do.

– Learn from mistakes. I have a few staple recipes that I can do pretty well, but I have f*cked up cooking on many occasions (even the stuff I usually get right), and have made stuff that I would throw away if I didn’t care about food waste and wasn’t hungry.

That being said, I try to figure out where I went wrong while I’m eating, and either look for a different recipe, or retrace my steps on the method to see what I could do better.”

9. Makes sense.

“If it grows together it goes together.

Want a tropical-tasting dish? Find a fish that lives in tropical climates and add tropical fruits. Want something Italian? Roma tomatoes, oregano, Italian parsley, they all come from the same region.

Of course, you can add things from other climates, but it’s a simple rule to follow.”

10. From a veteran.

“Things I would add to the list of tips given my time running restaurants:

Build a pantry of ingredients you can use…this includes dried spices/herbs, different vinegars, maybe a fancy(finishing) salt and regular salt. You won’t use them all every meal, but it’s good to have a bunch of stuff to work with. Think of a good mechanic. They have toolboxes full of various tools for any problem they may come across. This is the same for cooking.

Grab some small bowls…these will be your mise en place bowls. Prep your stuff out, place them in bowls and then use them as you need. There’s a reason you see cooking shows have all of their ingredients in bowls. It’s easier to NOT scramble around trying to chop up some veggies while trying to not burn the onions you put in the pan. Make sense?

Taste. Taste. Taste. Taste. Always taste the food. Somebody mentioned how different garlic tastes depends on when you add it to the process. That is absolutely true about EVERYTHING. Always taste as you add stuff and cook longer.

Don’t buy substitutes. They’re generally all trash. Get the regular butter. Get the regular mayo. Avoid “olive oil added!” For “health reasons”. They’re generally full of more crap and additives than the regular version. “Low fat” or “reduced calories” are the in the same boat. This is a broad stroke comment – for those with medical issues this may not apply. Everybody is different.

Keep trying stuff out. Try the same dish multiple times. Don’t get too hard on yourself. I’ve been doing this for 12 years and STILL cook some crappy meals or come up with dish ideas that just kind of suck. It’s going to happen. It’s not a 100% success rate with good food. You’re going to f*ck up dinner a few times. We’ve all done it. We’re going to do it again. It’s a craft. It takes time.

Hope these tips help! Keep cooking. Don’t stop. Make some funky meals. -From a chef de cuisine from Chicago.”

11. Practical advice.

“Keep a waste container.

As you chop stuff, put waste in the container. When you’re done, toss the waste in the garbage (or save vegetable scraps for stock).

No running to the garbage every second and no mixing of waste and your food.”

Do you have any great cooking advice you’d like to share with us?

If so, please talk to us in the comments.

Thanks in advance!

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A Guy Got Angry That His Girlfriend “Doesn’t Work Hard” for Her Higher Salary. People Reacted.

Without reading any further, you can probably guess that the “higher salary” part of this headline is what really got OP’s (original poster) panties in a twist.

There seems to be a certain kind of man who just can’t handle the idea of his female partner making more money than he does, regardless of their industries or how hard she works – and in the case of this dude, he’s decided that since, to his mind, she doesn’t work as hard as he does, she really shouldn’t be making so much money.

My girlfriend and I both work in tech, she’s a safety validator for software, working at a consulting firm, and I’m doing network infrastructure support.

When we both worked in different offices I didn’t know much about her day to day life at work.

I knew she made a lot more than me, 120k to my 66k, and she credits a lot of that to job hopping, she’s 25 and has had three full time jobs since college. I’ve been at one place since college.

But since we’ve been working from home, I’ve seen a lot of her daily schedule. And hers versus mine are really different.

Now that they’re working from home, he sees that she gets to sleep in before a meeting, works off and on the rest of the day while also taking care of herself and the house.

I guess that’s offensive.

She gets up at 9:15 to drag herself into the home office for her 9:30-10 daily meeting.

After the meeting she goes and showers and has breakfast from about 10 to 10:45, answering a few slack messages and emails on her phone but mostly just listening to podcasts and eating and doing her morning routine.

Then she works till noon, and takes a lunch break from noon till 1. Then she works from 1 to 4, often having meetings or working on her own stuff. And at 4 will spend an hour or so doing household chores and stuff while keeping an eye on her phone to answer emails.

And outside of 9 to 5 she blocks work related messages from her phone.

Reader, he called her a slacker.

So basically she actually works about 4 and a half hours daily, and does her own thing for about 2 hours, just paying enough attention to reply to emails that come in.

I basically work nonstop 8:30 to 5 or 6 pm, working 8.5 to 9.5 hours a day. I don’t take breaks in the workday to shower or eat breakfast and lunch or do household chores.

And a few weeks ago I got kinda frustrated with her for basically hardly doing anything for her job at all. And that they were overpaying her if she was spending half the day slacking.

She got frustrated and basically told him it was none of his business how many hours she works a day – her bosses are happy with her output and contributions and are the ones paying her salary.

She got frustrated with me and said that they hired her for her knowledge and it wasn’t my place to say what her time was worth, that if her boss and ceo saw the work she produced and chose to pay her what they chose to pay her that it wasn’t my place to undervalue her because i was being jealous.

And that she picked her job instead of one that might pay better because she wanted a good work life balance, she was sick of wasting her life away at work that was a lot more demanding.

He just kept at it, though, because *whines* how could this possibly be FAIR?

I said that she was being a little privileged, not a lot of people can just choose to make six figures and wander off from work for practically half the day, and that all I was saying was that she was working half as hard as a lot of people who earn a lot less.

She got mad at me and said that it’s not up to me to decide what her time is worth

AITA for what I said about my girlfriend’s work ethic?

Is this guy the a$shole?

I think we all know the answer to that, but here are some comments just to make us all feel vindicated.

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Yes! Be happy that your team is making more money and your partner was happy!

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More than one person pointed out that his girlfriend was pretty nice about the whole thing- nicer than she had to be, for sure.

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It’s true that working from home has made people more efficient and not less.

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He should just be living the good life.

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This guy sucks and I hope he either gets his act together or his girlfriend moves on to someone who won’t make her feel badly about all the ways she chooses to live her life – while making excellent money, I might point out.

What are your thoughts? Let’s pile on down in the comments!

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Celebrity Tweets You Won’t Want You to Miss

Celebrity tweets are totally random, from appropriate and funny to cringey and wholly out of touch.

Like most things in life, though, when they’re good, they’re very good – and we don’t want you to miss out on these 15!

15. If you can’t drag yourself, what is life?

Mark Hamill is doing it all right.

14. I can’t believe someone dared take a pic of that preteen face.

It is the universal expression of a 12yo.

13. Not for the sister.

Someone help HER!

12. And one is dead.

Apparently they’re not that close of a family.

11. That camera leak certainly did get our attention.

In pretty much the best way possible.

10. The one and only.

Just lean into it.

9. Even his mom in Knives Out was all about Cap’s pictures.

Who could blame her? She’s not his REAL mom.

8. This was kind of a burn.

But it turned into kind of a compliment?

7. Voting was the place to be.

No matter who you are.

6. I think it depends on the day.

It could go either way, to be honest.

5. Wait for it…

Oh, who are we kidding?

4. Only seven?

Feels more like at least ten.

3. I don’t think that’s going to run out anytime soon.

I’m just saying.

2. Well this is adorable.

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until right now.

1. Bless him.

He is the spoiler we all need right now.

I’ve got some new accounts to follow, I think.

What are your favorite celebrity Twitter accounts? Tell us in the comments!

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People Share the Talents They’re Super Proud of But Could Never Put on Their Resume

We all have a secret talent.

The little things we’re good at, that make us feel good about ourselves or are fun to trot out at parties, but you know.

They’re not exactly going to land us that dream job or our next big promotion, you know?

These 17 people do, and they’re sharing those obscure but amazing talents with all of us.

17. No small feat.

I had a baby at 17, left home to give her a better future then my moms drunken, high life.

She turned 18 a few months ago, is going to university and graduated high school with honors.

She doesn’t smoke, or drink, or do drugs!! I did that changed my families legacy

16. This is actually a huge accomplishment.

Surviving five years of prison without a single incident report.

15. I do not want to see proof.

I can blow bubbles off the tip of my tongue using my own saliva.

14. That deserves a fist-bump.

I kicked a serious methamphetamine habit with willpower alone.

13. I mean wow.

Stopped a major international incident when I was in Iraq with the Army as a private.

Our unit was charged with security of a couple of towns, and went weekly to meet with the Mayor and the Iraqi Army. Usually it was attended by our Captain, with about 2 platoons worth of guys (about 20 people total). The Captain was out of country for his leave, but we’d had no problems with the meetings, so he sent a brand new Lieutenant to get some experience in dealing with the Iraqis.

At the meeting, the Mayor begins complaining because the citizens had protested him over the weekend for being corrupt (he was), and taking money that was meant for them (he was). He said he told the Iraqi Army Captain to shoot the protestors, but the Captain refused. Our Lieutenant, who almost certainly couldn’t understand our interpreter because of his very thick accent, just nodded his head and said he agreed with the Mayor. This was of course a huge insult to the Iraqi Army Captain, who turned incredibly red and began making furtive orders to his men, some of who began casually getting up and shifting their positions in the room. The Lieutenant was oblivious to everything, and had no clue what was going on.

I knew what was about to go down, so I got on the radio and ordered all of our SAW gunners (soldiers with machine guns) to get off the trucks and take up positions through the building immediately. I also ordered our guys who had been standing outside the meeting room to come in, and ordered the gunners in the trucks to be up and ready. The Iraqi Army Captain heard me on the radio, saw the guys come in, and stared at me. I just shook my head no, and he seemed to realize it wasn’t going to go down the way he wanted.

After the meeting wrapped, I snatched the interpreter, got 2 SAW gunners and a grenadier, and followed the Iraqi Army Captain to his office. I’d met with him several times before, so he knew me a little bit. I told him essentially that our Lieutenant was new, had no clue what he was doing, and that we were very grateful that he didn’t shoot citizens because they were protesting. He calmed down immediately and said he was sorry and just got mad that he had been insulted in front of the Mayor. I told him it was water under the bridge, but to never ever try that again. He said he wouldn’t, and that he was embarrassed he’d taken the actions he did. We drank some tea, shot the shit for a couple of minutes, and left. Every meeting after that went smoothly.

So yeah, we could have gotten into a shootout inside an Iraqi Army base, which would have killed one of their officers and a bunch of their men, plus the Mayor, as well as a whole bunch of our guys.

12. But it might save your life.

My experience as a black belt in Shito-Ryu. It’s a traditional Japanese style martial art.

In 2005, I was ranked 11th in the world in my age division, a three time National champion, a Junior Olympic champion, and invited to join the US International team (equivalent to the US Olympic team in other sports).

I’m an Electrical Engineer, so it doesn’t really apply to my resume and it was also fifteen years ago, but it’s my proudest accomplishment.

11. Depends on your family, I suppose.

Never been arrested.

I come from a family of cons, so it’s not a small thing. And for the most part, I have little interest in drugs. Tried shrooms a few times for my migraines and I love an occasional beer, but the addiction gene may have skipped me.

10. Way to advocate for yourself, dear.

At the age of 15, two years ago, I was denied approval on a Single Case Agreement for mental health treatment coverage by my insurance, and wrote a letter of appeal entirely by myself, which I then mailed with my parents help.

Shortly after, they overturned their decision and approved 100% coverage for my treatment, and told me that my letter was the primary reason they changed their minds.

9. Money makes the world go ’round.

Writing prize-winning tentacle porn, two years running. “Proud” might not be the best descriptor, but I stand by it, all the same. Man, time flies…

8. The world could use more of that.

I pick up a lot of trash and i’m pretty good at convincing others to help me.

7. Bless a good heart.

Bone marrow donation

6. I think that’s resume worthy.

Not trash, but my grandfather had a cabin on Lake Michigan.

Every time my father and his family went up, they started the evening picking sticks up off the beach, so frequently that my father would get excited to do it.

How did my grandfather convince his son this was meaningful work? But calling the job-title “collecting debris.”

Added a whole new twist on picking up sticks.

5. Life is worth it.

I was hospitalized for suicidal ideation 4 years ago and had to basically start my life over due to choices before then.

I just got pre approved for a mortgage today.

4. The internet is proud of you.

I overcame a 5 year long drug addiction no one knew I had.

3. No way to tweak that.

Had an accountant’s resume which highlighted his experience as a professional clown.

Tried to help him by changing the title but nope.

2. That’s impressive, though!

6km swim without a break.

1. Yeah you can’t brag about that in an interview.

I once made a three stage glass bong with percolators and a cooling chamber out of glass. I used 99 peaches bottles that I cut by scoring with a glass drill bit and dunked in boiling water then ice cold water to get a clean break and sever the bottom to stack them.

The stem was a glass tube/funnel combination courtesy of the chem lab. I Epoxy’d it together and it truly was an engineering marvel.

I can put both feet behind my head, and I can almost always predict what marriages are going to last.

What’s your talent that you just couldn’t share with potential employers? Tell us in the comments!

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Man Asks if It’s Immature to Entertain Childhood Fantasies as an Adult

Most of us know that we have to grow up at some point – it’s just part of the package deal of being human.

You get to be a kid for a little while, with other people taking care of you and buying you things and making your dinner every night while you do whatever, and then, you have to do all of that stuff for yourself (and kids of your own, if you so choose).

That said, you don’t necessarily have to leave all the vestiges of youth behind. There are ways to bring your childhood on through, to still get enjoyment out of the whimsy and daydreams – if you do it wisely.

Am I immature to still think about my childhood fantasies ? from NoStupidQuestions

This guy wonders whether or not his continuing to indulge his childhood fantasies means he’s somehow stunted, and these 16 people weigh in.

15. Creativity should be valued.

I think some of the issue is that creativity is made to feel wrong and cheap, think about it. When you go to school if you’re not good at Maths you’re not allowed in the Maths Team but the geeky kids are allowed to be in the school play because “everyone should have a go” people who are rubbish at art are lauded but those who are good are regarded as “nothing special” because again “everyone can draw” we also get this message from X factor and The voice, well anyone can get up and sing, you don’t have to work for it.

Creative jobs don’t pay very well and if you say you’re an artist or a writer or musician unless your work is well known people don’t take you seriously but creative people create, it’s just what we do! It’s as natural as maths to an accountant or the periodic table to a scientist.

So when our minds wander and we start being creative which is natural to us, it looks like daydreaming to others and it’s discouraged and when we share those thoughts we are laughed at and made to feel stupid so we do it alone and in private where others can’t see but there’s nothing wrong with it, we need that outlet, it’s healthy. Keep creating friend. ?

14. We need to reshape who is allowed to be “creative.”

Your post is nice and supportive of many but I’d like to dispute this notion that creativity belongs to the arts.

Many scientific, engineering and mathematical solutions are creative in their nature too. Many people working in these fields are just as much a “creative” as any musician or artist.

13. Creativity is a healthy outlet.

It’s not childish. It’s creative.

Have you tried writing stories or playing Dungeons & Dragons?

12. Daydreaming allowed.

I still have stories and characters floating around in my head that were there since high school ( im almost 40 now ), and sometimes it’s fun to just go for a walk and make movies in my head. Walking, thinking, sometimes humming soundtracks are all things I’ve done since I was young.

It should be no surprise that as an adult, I do creative work for a living and I’m pretty good at it. I went from imagining the things to making the things.

As I’ve gotten older though, I’ve found these kinds of daydreams can be unproductive, and can sometimes contribute to perfectionism or overthinking ideas. I can sometimes overly fixate on an idea because it feels good to think about, even though there are plenty of other valid solutions and paths to take which can often times be better than the thing I’m holding on to.

The only big change now as an older adult is that I put rules about what I can daydream about. I tend to not daydream or fantasize about projects I’m actually doing, especially the outcomes. I also avoid anything that has to do with me personally as that can negatively impact my mental health.

It really helped my creative work to free myself of the need to document or use my daydreaming productively. Now it’s something I just do for me, for fun. It’s like exercising for your mind to render all this stuff in your head. I’ll probably always be this way until the end of my days.

11. New things to try.

I was writing story only when I was a kid, but I have never done in my adulthood, and unfortunately I’ve never played D&D.

10. That’s how you know it’s a good story.

It’s always when I’m going to sleep as well!

Sometimes it backfires though and I stay awake longer because exciting things happen…

9. Sounds like a good use of time to me.

I used to pretend I was a captain of a merchant ship when I was younger, and I’d write a captain’s log by candlelight in my bedroom.

I had an entire world map that I imagined and drew, myself, on the front page of my journal. Full with cities with imagined names, and different ports.

I even had an old PC game where you had to sail to different ports and trade, and you could out the game disc in a CD player to play the soundtrack from the game.

8. Just one more reason to love going to sleep.

Me too!

I actually look forward to going to sleep because I love creating worlds and stories in my head before sleep and I can’t do it during the day.

7. Fantasy worlds aren’t childish.

Every good story has to start with some fantasizing!

Being an adult doesn’t mean you can’t continue, it just means you have more freedom to pursue it. Lord of the Rings, A Song of Ice and Fire, Witcher, and lots more huge fantasy worlds were thought up of and worked on by adults like yourself.

You should keep writing! ?

6. I want to know more, too!

I find it fascinating. Would love to know how these worlds changed/evolved over the years (as your maturity level and understanding of things changed). It’s too bad we don’t have a “third eye” that is actually a projector to project our ideas/memories.

And I don’t think that means you’re immature at all. I’ve actually read numerous studies that show that this ability to imagine/create/fantasize usually diminishes by the age of 16. Researchers found their only conclusion was our society causes us to stop imagining from fear of still acting like a child, as is your worry.

But…if we kept this ability past the age of 16 we would see Alzheimer’s and dementia rates reduce drastically. I wish I kept a link to the story, but I don’t think it’s childish at all. You’re keeping your mind fresh.

5. Make sure you write it down.

Sit down and just write something. Don’t worry about it being perfect. The important part is that you write. It can be hard to start, but if you just put your fingers on the keys and move them around a bit, just writing any old thing, you’ll get going.

Don’t edit on the fly. Just shit out whatever you’ve got, and when you’re done, then edit.

Write whatever stories come to you easiest first. Don’t worry about big narratives or anything. You don’t even have to start at the beginning; you can just start anywhere and plug that chunk in somewhere else at a later time.

Volume is what’s important at first. That’s the chunk of wood you’re gonna practice on and whittle down into something usable.

Another thing you could do is to get into oral-tradition storytelling, and whenever any kids are around, you tell em one of your stories. They like that.

Or just enjoy thinking about em at night. No harm in that.

4. I’m fascinated by these people’s brains!

I’ve had bedtime fantasies ever since I was small. I don’t make up my own worlds though, I insert my self into what ever fantasy world I happen to be into at the moment by shaping the story round me. Over time I’ve become better at this; before I use to just drop in my avatar in the interesting bits with no background and the other characters would just roll with it. But now my stories have gotten more sophisticated and I find a way to organically introduce my avatar into the story and take part in all the fun. I live in a very rural area and don’t have any day to day friends so my imagination is very active. I want to be friends with these characters in these story’s and this how I do it.

So I design a avatar, with a nice complicated back story. This person evolves over time to fit the each new story. She is usually around sixteen, long hair some times natural colors, sometimes not, shares my general personality. She is always some kind of fighter (wish I was), maybe trained to be an assassin. Parents are always out of the picture, either dead or have no factor in the story at all. I want to separate it from my real life as much as possible, so no parents, (also because parents are a limitation) no younger sister, and a different name and at least a slightly different look.

I am crazy about fantasy so she she is usually a magical being of some kind, winged elves are a favorite. It gets very complicated and I have to make up histories and explanations to fit is it in and smooth it over and it’s time consuming. But I think it is good practice for if I ever want to write a story (probably not). It’s so much fun and I can just sit in a chair day dreaming until mum tells at me to stop saying vacant at the floor. I hope I never stop.

3. Childish and immature aren’t necessarily the same thing.

Oh it is absolutely childish… but that’s a thing to be proud of!

It’s not immature.

Man, “childish” has a very bad meaning among people just because children are often “not good enough”. Sadly, this is the only word that some people will find meaningful, since “immature” sounds too grown up to be a serious offense.

2. That’s a take.

People who do this are real players. People who just fall asleep without thinking about anything or claim to have no internal monologue are NPC’s and are just there to flesh out the simulation.

Think of them as advanced AI.

1. Just a mind exercise.

Oh gods it’s so lovely to know I’m not alone!

That’s how I get to sleep. I don’t know how people just close their eyes and drift off into slumber.

You might not be able to go back to being a kid, but you can keep dreaming. It’s preferable even.

At least, that’s what I think – weigh in with your own comments down below!

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Learn About the Difference Between Ethyl and Isopropyl Alcohol

Chances are pretty good that you haven’t spent too much time in your life thinking about different kinds of alcohols and what they’re good for – at least, you weren’t until a pandemic broke out and suddenly hand sanitizer was the hottest thing going.

If you’re wondering which kind is best for killing germs, and what you need the other stuff for, read on!

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Isopropyl alcohol is the most common ingredient in hand sanitizers. It’s also known as rubbing alcohol, a term coined in the 1920s both because it was “rubbed” into the skin for health and healing and, because of prohibition, the “good” alcohol needed to be distinguished from the “bad” ethanol that was banned at the time.

Ethanol being the one you drink, of course, and any alcohol distilled from grains.

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The two alcohols have similar structures, but their chemicals vary enough to make one drinkable and one dangerous to ingest. In hand sanitizers, they disrupt the proteins and lipids in viruses and bacterias, killing the germs – the CDC recommends a solution of 65%-95% alcohol to get the job done.

We add water to hand sanitizers (and smell-good stuff) because it makes the solution evaporate more slowly, letting it linger longer on the germs on on your hands.

Ethanol is also more dehydrating, too, and while isopropyl alcohol evaporates more quickly, it doesn’t dry out our skin quite so much.

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Which is all to say, listen – there is room for all kinds of alcohols in our lives.

These last ten months, I think we can all agree that we’ve needed more than normal.

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People Who Have Totally Amazing Skills That They Could Never Put on a Resume

There are skills that we work so hard on because we think they will advance our careers, and then there are the things we do because we love them, or they just come to us naturally.

The things that sure, maybe aren’t that objectively impressive, but to us, are really something to be proud of – and these 11 people are dying to share theirs with the world.

11. That’s seriously impressive!

I was the English-language maintainer of the world’s largest open-source public general library software which one could use to share any ebook file for scholarly purposes.

It is a software used by literally millions each year, and though I have not been involved for ten years, it’s probably the single largest impact I’ve ever had on society, and only about 22 people know it was once hosted out of my dorm room.

10. You might not want to let on.

I helped unionize my workforce and bargain the contract, with a 35% pay rise ✊

9. Something to be proud of.

I am retirement age, so my resume is never going to change.

What I am proud of is that I have never used alcohol, tobacco, or abused drugs. Not even once.

I have seen these things cause friends and family to pay a high price, including my best friends life.

Even though I don’t understand it , I have the ultimate respect for any one who can overcome an addiction to any of these things.

8. That took a lot of time.

I’ve completed every Halo game solo on Legendary, and every VidMaster challenge.

7. A wordsmith.

I won 3rd place in the r/RWBY story contest.

6. Sometimes life surprises you.

Due to a very traumatic divorce that led me to crying jags from 1984 to 1987, I was unable to function in my psychiatry career. Until then, the ivory tower of academia and psychiatric practice had been all I had learned. But I wanted to make a sabbatical out of that for those three years and I went into the work force. Much as student organizations forced some university presidents to get down from their cloud nine and dig ditches to see what the lives of the students were like.

I entered the then-established Kelley Girls Temp Agency, now known as Kelley Services. I passed the tests required and was allocated jobs such as clerking, expediting, assisting executive secretaries, writing resumes, etc…With my confidence, rapid learning, and ability to adapt, I amazed everybody. I was taught word processing and my engineers were admired for computerizing their drafts “as accurately as we’ve never seen before.” I also helped sell, sell, sell an owner of a specialty women’s clothing. She was shocked that I had charmed her old customers to buy more tickets than before. And I brought in new customers to buy or order their quinceanera dresses from that store, particularly young Latina girls.

My mastery of the English language won me appreciation due to my Philippine heritage.

I then quit Kelley Girls and became a recruitment specialist. My success in that business was such that I wouldn’t have left it if I were just after money. But I returned to my passion, Psychology, in due course.

These were the lessons from those three years of my life that I learned:

(1) That people worked very hard in the labor force and gained very little,

(2) That women had to work harder than men and, by competing with one another, hindered themselves,

(3) That big-name tech firms were lying to their staff,(4) That there were unhappy lives of many professional people whom I employed for higher paid positions and whom I had to interview in costly cocktail lounges. One optical physicist, for example, a former football player, wished that he were a woman “because all my wife (his fourth) does is stay at home, primp, and spend my money.”

(5) That there was a science I never heard about, Like Tritium Engineering, which I had to study for companies that needed those skills to find recruits.

(4) That you can get anywhere you want to go by combining curiosity, the ability to study and learn, language mastery, trust, and charm.

It made me very, very happy to know that, without becoming a doctor/psychiatrist, I could live very well in the world. Later on in my life, in addition to practicing psychology, I became an entrepreneur because of the above experiences.

5. Taking initiative.

I stopped a young girl from taking her life, after she told me that she wanted to “take a bunch of pills and fall asleep”.

I actually referenced it in my resume, with my experience on the Therapy Site we talked on, but they didn’t bring it up in the interview.

4. Too many wolves.

I am very Kind Hearted.

I think it would be silly for some people that i am sharing this , but i think i am proud of my kindness and i would never put it on my resume bcoz its never needed.

3. The more you know.

I’ve reviewed literally thousands of resume’s over the years, and the number of people who put “Mensa Member” on them is much higher than you’d expect.

Resume goes right in the trash.

2. The best accomplishment of all.

Getting out of being suicidal, well kinda getting out, I’m on my way at least.

1. I’ll be right over.

I make a MEAN shakshuka.

Don’t overcook the eggs; The yolks should still be runny.

Don’t make it too thin(if you do, just reduce it some before adding the eggs). It should be able to be put on top of a slice of bread or similar without all of it just running off the sides.

Sometimes the most useless talents to other people are the ones that mean the most to us, don’t you think?

Share yours with us in the comments!

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Celebrity Tweets That Are as Funny as They Are Timely and Sweet

The saying goes that timing is everything, and even though that might not always be true, it definitely is when it comes to comedy and social media, and any combination thereof.

These 14 celebs might not always hit the nail on the head, but in the case of these tweets, they definitely banged it in.

Whether their observations are sweet, funny, pithy, or smart, we think there are plenty of reasons to share.

14. She said please.

Be flattered!

13. Everyone has a favorite.

But there’s only one right answer.

12. I don’t think either of them eat that much pasta.

But it’s a nice sentiment, nonetheless.

11. She’s a good mom.

This is how you can tell.

10. I’m suddenly glad we’re not friends.

I’m just saying.

9. Well if that doesn’t melt your heart.

You might not have one.

8. Am I the only one who doesn’t know how to feel?

Someone tell me, quick.

7. Wow, those are some bold words.

It must be love.

6. Gotta love guy friendships.

So sweet. *wipes tear*

5. It’s like church.

And it’s not right if our friends aren’t there.

4. I mean, you’re already up.

Might as well play Coffeehouse Barbie.

3. I believe it.

There is witchcraft at work.

2. OK that’s hilarious.

*slow clap*

1. Talk about waiting for the right moment.

It’s out there now.

Good humor is so elusive, you have to celebrate it where you find it, and any time you write something that connects with other people, we think it’s worth sharing.

Which celebrity accounts make your days better online? Share with us in the comments!

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It’s Time to Celebrate Good Memes, Come On!

It’s time to…

Celebrate good memes, come on!

Wait a second…that’s how that famous song by Kool & The Gang goes, right?

I knew I was right on the money about this one!

And, apparently, that group was way ahead of their time because that song came out all the way back in 1980 when memes weren’t even a twinkle in our eyes…

Anyway, we’re gathered here today to celebrate and laugh, so let’s have a party and enjoy these memes!

Get started now!

1. Does this look familiar?

It sure does to me!

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2. This is gonna be a long story, isn’t it?

I had a feeling this was gonna happen…

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3. I feel this one.

Your cousin Jimmy cured cancer today…

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4. This is great news!

I’ve already been doing this!

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5. Yeah, just take it easy.

Sometimes it’s best to just slow down.

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6. I’m actually a very nice person.

You just have to dig a little bit deeper.

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7. Hey, just roll with it!

You gotta be cool as a cucumber.

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8. He’s out there somewhere…

Looking for the next Mr. Wrong.

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9. Yeah, that didn’t last very long.

Bottoms up!

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10. This is gonna take some planning.

You have to cover all your bases.

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11. Thank you, Gary…

But it’s not gonna work out…

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Okay, you know the drill…

Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, share some funny memes, tweets, photos, and jokes with us.

Thanks a lot!

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Take a Break and Enjoy These 12 Funny Memes

Do you ever get to that middle part of the workday and say to yourself, “I don’t think I can do any more of this today?”

Hey, don’t feel bad about it! We all do that!

And that’s why you have to be smart about it and take some breaks during the day so you don’t burn out. And guess what we’ve discovered is the best way to relieve the stress of the workday?

You guessed it! By enjoying hilarious memes!

You know that’s the truth!

And we think this batch does the trick in a major way. Let’s take a look!

1. I’m getting a little scared…

Gonna be totally intense!

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2. Just trust me on this one.

Are you sure that’s a good idea?

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3. That might have been where it all started.

Was it really worth it to ignore that email?

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4. Total Dad move.

They don’t know and they don’t care.

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5. Really? You just said that out loud?

I’ll get you back for this…

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6. Here’s a breakdown of my day.

Gonna be a good one!

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7. You know you’re gonna do it.

Hey, don’t beat yourself up about it.

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8. This wasn’t a good move.

Any other brilliant ideas?

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9. Are you having a good time?

Do you want me to be honest?

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10. A master of only one of these things.

And it ain’t with the ladies…

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11. This is very exciting!

Taking it all in…

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12. Do you do this?

I bet you do this…

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Hey o! That’s the good stuff!

How about you?

Have you seen any hilarious memes lately that really made you laugh?

Well, share them with us in the comments, friends! Thanks!

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