Month: February 2021

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“We Met at a McDonald’s Drive Thru” — People Share the Weird Places They Found Their Partners

Love sure is crazy. And that means the way that some people meet their partners is equally nuts..

These 11 couples actually got REALLy lucky and found their soul mates in very weird, very interesting, completely unexpected places.

And now they’re going to be together forever! Or something like that…

1. Now THAT is game. Damn son!

I’ll have what he’s having!

Photo Credit: Whisper

2. What were Pringles’ tubes doing at the movies?!?

I have so many questions about the Pringles.

Photo Credit: Whisper

3. Oh damn!

Now THAT is a way to meet somebody!

Photo Credit: Whisper

4. Well, you weren’t THAT far off…

But… where do you find a pr0n themed bar?!

Photo Credit: Whisper

5. Holy sh^t! That’s some real real.

I mean… how do you even exchange info in that situation?!?

Photo Credit: Whisper

6. At least you know he can save you…

That’s has to be pretty s*xy, right?

Photo Credit: Whisper

7. Awwww, that’s so sweet!

Some of the best relationships started off with some trauma!

Photo Credit: Whisper

8. Tragedy sometimes helps love…

And meeting at a funeral counts as slightly tragic.

Photo Credit: Whisper

9. Good start, kids!

Hopefully you both cooled it on the booze.

Photo Credit: Whisper

10. Huzzah, my dudes!

Those are some anachronistic kids!

Photo Credit: Whisper

11. There are still Red Boxes?!

Why do we even have physical media anymore?!

Photo Credit: Whisper

Got a “cute meet” in your love life? Ever meet your significant other in a really strange situation or place or time?

Let us know in the comments!

Please and thank you, fam!

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What’s the Weirdest Thing You’ve Done For A Significant Other That Didn’t Care?

In case you missed it, here’s a quick little story about love’s labor lost.

Martin Shkreli became infamous when he jacked up the price of insulin for no reason but to make him and his Wallstreet bros a bunch of money. Disgusting and unconscionable, but because this is America, not illegal.

THEN we found out that he did a bunch of other stuff that WAS in fact very illegal. A woman with a prestigious journalism career started reporting on the ongoing stories. She found herself on his side. Then BY his side. And pretty soon, she’d given up both her job and her marriage to be with him.

Fast forward a bit, he goes to jail, publically says “Bye, felicia,” and she’s left holding the bag with absolutely nothing. So. In light of that…

Let’s be honest. A lot of us have stories like this. Probably not so extreme, and certainly not as publicized, but still. Here’s what it reminded the people of Twitter about.

1. Something about this doesn’t add up.

2. Oof, what a trip.

3. But it looks so romantic in the movies?

4. Talk about a leap of faith.

5. That’s insane.

6. But why would you regift the booze?

7. Praise be.

8. Cool guy!

9. I remember that age.

10. A professional job.

Before you judge any of these folks just remember, love makes us all a little crazy sometimes.

Do you have a story like this?

Share it with us in the comment.

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Memes People Over 30 Will Definitely Understand

If you’re seriously thinking about turning 30, I really wouldn’t recommend it. It’s not that it’s terrible, it’s just that it’s meh.

It’s not like 20, which feels like an exciting milestone. It’s not like 80, where people start to admire you just for sticking around so long. It’s just…30. It’s just a middle number.

But if I had to try to describe it with a little more flavor than that, I might use these memes.

10. “Boom boxes”

These days you plug a bluetooth speaker into a little charger for twenty minutes and you’re good to rock all day.
Back in the 90’s though…

Via: Someecards

9. Responsible eating

Cut to me just eating a jar of peanut butter before it expires because I have nothing to go with it but I don’t wanna waste it.

Via: Someecards

8. The tired game

Just thinking about playing is making me sleepy.

Via: Someecards

7. A breadtangle of pizza

I’d still be pretty psyched to eat this, not gonna lie.

Via: Someecards

6. Dashed expectations

It’s a really, really good spatula though.

Via: Someecards

5. Lotsa pain

All the back rubs in the world can’t save you now.

Via: Someecards

4. Early to bed

What do you think I am, some kind of bat?

Via: Someecards

3. You’re a classic now

Oops, they did it again.

Via: Someecards

2. Very different paths

Whatever, I’m living my true life.

Via: Someecards

1. Flip phones

The one thing I miss about these bad boys is that T9 allowed me to text without even looking.

Via: Someecards

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go take one of my nine daily pain naps.

What’s the strangest thing about being your age?

Tell us in the comments.

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People Share the Worst Things They’ve Done to Stay in Relationships with Deadbeats

People like to say that love is blind. Maybe that’s why it makes us fall over and hurt ourselves all the time.

Twitter user @literElly wanted to get to the bottom of this:

For those of you who, like me, were fortunate enough to have avoided this story up until now, let’s briefly recap “the shkreli story” mentioned in the tweet.

Basically, widely despised pharma bro and current inmate Martin Shkreli was in a relationship with a woman who had started reporting on him, until she became so taken that she gave up both her prestigious job as a journalist and her marriage to be with him.

Then he went to jail and basically said “lol bye, good luck out there.”

But what of the common folk? What are our experiences with this sort of nonsense? Let’s find out.

1. Some people really pay the price.

2. How much literal crap do you put up with?

3. No person can be worth this.

4. There’s…there’s a lot to unpack here.

5. Same song, second verse.

6. When you can’t even be the real you.

7. You gotta respect yourself.

8. It’s the most important meal of the day.

9. Hanging and crawling.

10. Woof.

You may find yourself quick to judge these people, but remember: loneliness is a heck of a drug, and it can make us all act pretty dumb.

Have you had an experience like this?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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“My BFF Slept With My Husband” — People Discuss the Times When They Caught BFFS in Horrible Lies

We all lie to people a little bit, but the ones we need to be truthful with are our best friends.

Right? Can we all agree about that?

Yeah? Good!

But what happens when the tables are turned and you discover that your best friends are lying to you?

The following confessions come from teenagers who caught their hot mess besties in RIDICULOUS lies.

Get ready to be shocked, dismayed… and definitely entertained!

1. NEVER lie about mental illness.

Especially to your friends. Ugh.

Photo Credit: Whisper

2. If you do this, you’re a COMPLETE piece of sh^t.

And if you find out somebody is doing this… ghost them.

Photo Credit: Whisper

3. Not mad at this bestie!

You’ve got a keeper there!

Photo Credit: Whisper

4. Not your bestie then…

Nobody would do that to a bff. Not at all.

Photo Credit: Whisper

5. Wow. That’s cold.

How do you lie about SOOOOOO much?!?

Photo Credit: Whisper

6. How were you going to get away with this?!?

I can’t believe that this person thought they’d be able to do this.

Photo Credit: Whisper

7. Well, not mad at this smart ass b**ch…

Don’t be mad at the player. Or mad at the game.

Photo Credit: Whisper

8. So f*cked up. Jeezus…

I can’t believe people still actually do this!

Photo Credit: Whisper

9. Oh my f**king gawd!

What a complete psycho!

Photo Credit: Whisper

10. What a horrible thing to do!

Why did they even think to do this?

Photo Credit: Whisper

Have a story where your BFF turned out not to be all that they seemed? Ever had somebody close to you stab you in the back? You know… figuratively. Not real stabbing.

Anyway, share your thoughts in the comments!

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13 Times Tumblr Made Us LOL

Remember Tumblr? Of course, you do!

Have you been tumbling lately? Probably not.

But guess what? We have! And we’re here with the tasty Tumblr nuggets for you to munch on.

Don’t’ miss out, friends! Gobble up these 13 Tumblr bites, and laugh your a**es off!

Enjoy!

1. She sells sea shells by the sea shore…

Or online on Amazon? Either works.

https://bigbobpataki.tumblr.com/post/186002531469/a-picture-thats-worth-a-thousand-words

2. Rock it so f**king hard!

And if you’re not here to rock your f**king a** off, then maybe you should go elsehwere!

https://ndiecity.tumblr.com/post/172082669203/my-local-rock-station

3. Isn’t this where we all belong?

West Virginia?

https://moami.tumblr.com/post/186545057426/as-a-german-kid-i-used-to-wonder-why-our-radio

4. I never knew this!

They know how to make jokes? Of course they do!

https://mugasofer.tumblr.com/post/130645365463/mad-yet-glad-just-shower-thoughts-do-deaf

5. Well, she’s certainly not taking any s**t!

You go girl! Don’t let anybody harass you EVER!

https://the-quote-books.tumblr.com/post/115975288793/monstrousreg-today-in-the-park-i-was-walking-my

6. Essential info for modern living

I mean… a skeleton… some heartbeats… that’ll work, right?

https://nudityandnerdery.tumblr.com/post/184307981302/in-the-movie-venom-during-the-first-human-trials

7. Don’t play that name game!

Meredith! You can take this apple sauce and shove it!

https://acepalindrome.tumblr.com/post/189890842513/my-brother-decided-to-teach-his-two-and-a-half

8. I would watch the s**t out of this show!

This is genius. Whoever though of this needs a prize.

https://fartgallery.tumblr.com/post/148112916522/a-game-show-where-a-toddler-has-to-choose-between

9. Oh the humanity!

Ahhh, the many joys of parenting in the modern world.

https://ghostproofing.tumblr.com/post/184925869029/hoofbitch-just-another-secret-gaygent

10. What’s my secret?

I always spoil everything!

https://bidoof.tumblr.com/post/149464459818/movie-idea-guy-finds-a-stone-tablet-engraved-with

11. Crushing not talking

Who would ever want a crush to know such things?

https://starrthepj.tumblr.com/post/156875244918/unflirty-hiyoupeople-unflirty-wtf-people

12. From rags to riches

Whoever she was, I salute her.

https://swordsandparasols.tumblr.com/post/187086027510/what-a-fucking-power-move

13. When you read it out loud…

You’ll hear it. Just read it out loud.

https://tchaikovskaya.tumblr.com/post/186679556272/this-is-legitimately-the-absolute-funniest-thing

That’s gotta make you feel better, right? All that laughing and giggling is bound to make anybody’s hormones elevate a bit.

Which of these random Tumblr bits did you find the funniest?

Let us know in the comments, fam!

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Memes That Prove Dogs Are Simply the Best

If you’ve ever met even a single dog in your life that you did not love I’d ask you to seriously consider the possibility that perhaps YOU are the problem.

Because it’s probably not them. Not the floofers. The woofers. The boopy-snoot boopers. They are innocent and pure and all that is right with this world.

You need proof? Cause we got it right here. In meme form.

10. Dog gone

They can’t even read but they get the gist.

Via: Someecards

9. Shut up

“I know how this goes. I go out to watch a bird and then you make me homeless forever.”

Via: Someecards

8. Very aware

Everyone step back from this ferocious creature, I need him all to myself.

Via: Someecards

7. Home again, home again

I wish I could be as excited about anything as a dog is about everything.

Via: Someecards

6. Complete treat

Did you step on a tail? No worries, there’s a quick fix for that.

Via: Someecards

5. The drop

How could I have betrayed myself this way?

Via: Someecards

4. Paws for reflection

This boi is taking “play dead” to a whole new level.

Via: Someecards

3. The evening’s entertainment

He’s just trying to keep you informed on current events.

Via: Someecards

2. New tech

He’s compatible with none of my favorite apps and I don’t care in the slightest.

Via: Someecards

1. Remember, remember

Some things in life are just a little more important than others.

Via: Someecards

And there you have it, proof positive that every dog is good and good alone. I will not be taking any questions or criticisms at this time.

What’s your dog like, and why are the best?

Tell us in the comments.

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15 News Headlines Prove That Florida is Pretty Insane

Are you looking to start a new life somewhere exciting and unpredictable? Why not try Florida!

You may have heard of this state, but unless you’ve lived it, you really don’t know the full experience!

Here are fifteen reasons you should check out Florida today!

15. The fabulous healthcare system

You’re gonna need to come in with something bigger than that if you want real help.

Source: ABC 6

14. Their unique cuisine

Now that’s what I call fine dining.

Source: Orlando Weekly

13. Public games and festivals!

It’s not just the cards that are wild.

Source: Click Orlando

12. The culture of honesty

Maybe it was meant to be like a double bluff?

Source: KTLA

11. The amenities

Welcome home, sucka.

Source: Tampa Bay Times

10. Their determination

Wasn’t this a whole season arc in Rick & Morty?

Source: NBC 12 News

9. Their home medicine

Hey, if it’s good enough for the President.

Source: Sun Sentinel

8. The natural splendor

I need to know how long he got away with this.

Source: Click Orlando

7. Their flare for the dramatic

Cool way to get the cops called on your parents.

6. Their generous nature

Best Easter ever.

Source: ABC 9

5. Their Christmas spirit

You can sharpen those things down pretty good if you’re patient enough.

Source: Radio.com

4. Their attitude of diligence

Just gotta double check first, otherwise this would be really stupid.

Source: Miami New Times

3. Their arts and entertainment

This is exhausting work.

Source: The Gaily Grind

2. Their innovation

Not sure if that’s what they meant by “mask required.”

Source: Tampa Bay Times

1. Their bold statements

This is just flexing.

Source: NBC 8

Well what are you waiting for?! Head to the sunshine state and start your weird new life NOW!

What’s the strangest thing about where you live?

Tell us in the comments.

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