People Share The Biggest Red Flags They’ve Ever Ignored

Red flags are everywhere. Warning us that the person we’re getting involved with is bad news, no good, turn around, 0/10 do not attempt.

And yet, we so often ignore them, like Twitter user @objsucks did:

She’s not alone of course. Check out these other doozies.

13. A really bad start

Ah. So…racism then. Just…plain old racism.

12. Rap it up

I had a somewhat similar experience with a drunk friend I was driving home once, but the one getting burned was me.

11. Power trip

And *that* alone should disqualify you from any governmental position ever for the rest of your life.

10. A single chocolate

This has got some serious Bates Motel energy.

9. The sickness

That’s awful, I hope he got the help he needed.

8. Number one problem

Once I can understand as an embarrassing but forgivable incident – but REGULARLY?

7. Scoot on out

Wait, that’s a thing?

6. Egg me on

Gross.

5. Disney adult

The most tragical place on earth.

4. Watch out

Woof, a double-whammy.

3. Help yourself

Imagine being so selfish you won’t give your partner water.

2. Bless up

Oh, no.

1. Serious inquiries only

Is that your final answer?

If you see any of this: run.

What red flags have you ignored?

Tell us in the comments.

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People Shared the Wild Ways Their Grandparents Met

I don’t have many crazy “how we met” stories from my relationships. With maybe one notable exception, it’s pretty much just been “I do theatre and she does theatre so we met doing theatre.”

I wish I had some more memorable romantic anecdote to pull, like the one in this tweet:

Or the ones in the myriad of replies that followed:

10. So driven

Next stop, marriage.

9. Take me home tonight

Well, I guess that’s that.

8. Lap it up

When I do that I just get slapped but OK.

7. Look out for her

Buddy you better look out for you.

6. Dude had game

Dang.

5. Wait, how?

Don’t hate the player.

4. Do the math

I, too, am a little bit lost.

3. Breakdown break ups

Driving in cars with boys.

2. Grandpa Chet

Peace out, ya’ll.

1. I’m sorry?

She’s quite the wing lady.

I guess you never know where or how love might find you!

Do you know any cool real-life “how we met” stories?

Tell us in the comments.

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Couples Share the Best Parts of Intimacy After Getting Married

In the book Nine Thoughts That Can Change Your Marriage, Sheila Wray Gregoire says:

Intimacy is about sharing something with your spouse that you don’t share with anybody else. It’s letting him in. It’s laughing together. And it’s also feeling that deep hunger for each other!”

But how long can that deep hunger for each other last? Conventional (some might say cynical) wisdom says that once you’re married, it’s just a downhill climb in true intimacy, or desire.

But if these thirteen real confessions from married folks are any indication, that’s far from the whole truth.

13. Too much of a good thing

What, are you like doing it on their laps at restaurants or something?

Image Credit: Whisper

12. Twenty five and still alive

Congratulations!

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11. The spice of life

It’s a pretty simple way to keep things fun.

Image Credit: Whisper

10. Get the message?

Nothing will make you feel like a teenager quite like that.

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9. Get your reps in

Four to six times? Dang, how?!

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8. One for the record books

Do you literally keep like a tab of them?

Image Credit: Whisper

7. Parking in cars with boys

Better be on the lookout for the mean old principal.

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6. Work it out

Now that’s some exercise we can all get behind.

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5. I get high

Ya’ll just keep going up, up, and away.

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4. Comfortable and rarin’ to go

It’s sort of the best of both worlds.

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3. Can’t wait

Traffic never feels so slow.

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2. Relieve the tension

Release the chill.

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1. Playing around

Just don’t let the neighborhood kids see you.

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Sounds like a wild ride, maybe marriage isn’t so mild after all!

Are you married? What’s your sex life been like?

Share if you dare in the comments.

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Funny Memes for Anybody Over 30

I saw a tweet not too long ago that pointed out that we’re officially at the point where if your birth year starts with a “1,” you’re legally allowed to buy alcohol.

The Millenium has officially passed the drinking age. Soon it will be old enough to rent a car, and before we know it, old enough to run for President.

I don’t like thinking about that. I don’t like thinking in general, but especially not about that type of thing, because that type of thing reminds me that I am very much not a kid anymore, but then I see these memes about the over 30 experience and I’m like “Lol whatever, at least the bits are funny.”

10. Sync up

My sister blasted the music from her room so I know every one of these songs pretty much by heart.

Via: Someecards

9. Crushing it

Ok, rude.

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8. Players gonna play

Places that leave pianos around and insist that nobody play them should be sued out of existence.

Via: Someecards

7. Picture perfect

Also RIP to the four SD cards full of pictures you never did anything with that are sitting in a forgotten box somewhere.

Via: Someecards

6. Going up

When it comes to waist lines, I don’t waste time.

Via: Someecards

5. Spot the difference

I assure you, these were two different bands.

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4. Good genes

You might trip over every other step but it’s gonna be well worth it.

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3. Dawson’s Crinklefries

Doo DOOO do doo… Doo DOOO do doo…

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2. Go to tape

And if you hit even the slightest bump in the road, it’s all over.

Via: Someecards

1. Don’t have a cow, man

This is the embodiment of something strange and powerful.

Via: Someecards

I may be getting old, but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy the ride.

What’s the strangest thing about being your age?

Tell us in the comments.

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