Month: January 2021

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These Kids Are The Reason Parents Say “Bless Your Heart”

As moms and dads, we love our kids unconditionally. That means we adore them when they’re annoying, when they’re sweet, when they’re giving us hugs and when they’re running away naked, dirty diaper in their hands.

And yeah, even when they say or do something that makes you plant your face straight in your palm – which is how these 11 parents must have responded in these moments.

11. Boys, I swear.

Nothing surprises me anymore.

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10. There can be no further argument.

This one took talent, my friends.

dont bring your kids when shopping for a phone from KidsAreFuckingStupid

9. So stinking sweet.

And also, HIS OUTFIT.

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8. That makes for one awkward parent-teacher conference.

I am mortified on their behalf.

When I was a kid I was fucking stupid from KidsAreFuckingStupid

7. The face I am making right now.

Why are kids so gross??

My 3 year old, everybody. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

6. They had an adventure.

Sometimes I miss being a kid.

Oh no, we’re lost. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

5. I mean it kind of makes sense?

In their inexperienced little brains.

A absolutley phonemenol title from KidsAreFuckingStupid

4. It makes it worse that she screamed it.

Somehow. Her poor parents.

3. She did a good job getting underneath it.

Maybe she can’t lift her head.

My niece’s hiding spot from KidsAreFuckingStupid

2. Wow, I bet that really changed his life.

I cannot imagine. Ha!

Me being a dumbass child from KidsAreFuckingStupid

1. Just TRY to convince her to eat them.

If you’ve got an hour to spare.

My kid won’t eat her eggs because they have "dark spots". Yeah, that’s the fork. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

But seriously, bless their hearts, though. They don’t know what they don’t know, and that makes us all laugh a lot louder, right?

So hey… those are my thoughts… and they’re brilliant (I think we can agree)… but I want to hear from you!

What’s something your kid has done that falls into this category? Share the story with us in the comments!

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These Kids Are as Clueless as They Are Adorable

Being clueless is part of what makes kids adorable, don’t you think? They’re so earnest and innocent and wholesome, and the way their little minds work just slays me.

These 13 kids are super cute…and super silly. You’ll see what I mean.

13. I’m sure they think they look great.

It’s not like we’re going anywhere.

Identically unperturbed by what they did to themselves with the clippers at 5am. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

12. Sometimes things are as funny as they are gross.

The rarest of all humor.

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11. Genius parenting right there.

I tip my hat, sir.

How my Dad tricked me into eating my crust from KidsAreFuckingStupid

10. He was just so close.

Bless his heart.

9. Look at those little toes!

What an imp.

8. His reading skills need some work.

Maybe that’s on the teacher.

My nephew got a card from his teacher and was stoked!! He read it, then instead of showing anybody, he sat pensively on the couch for a while. Finally a quiet voice asked, “Auntie….how long have I had autism?” from KidsAreFuckingStupid

7. This might work until she can drive.

And then she’s gonna be soooo mad.

6. My little likes to “drink like a dog,” too.

Kids, man. I don’t know.

My 1.5 year old daughter ladies and gentlemen from KidsAreFuckingStupid

5. Her little face is so serious.

Her mom must have been dying inside.

When I was 2 I thought an electrical box was a robot. My mom let me take a picture with it, and I have come across that picture again. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

4. Lesson learned.

Sometimes that’s the only way to have it sink in.

3. None of us are ready to grow up.

That’s a hard moment for us all.

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2. One of those things is a lot more fun than the other.

At least, it should be.

She got laid…off. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

1.They are shells…

And they are near the sea.

My son found sea shells on his first trip to the beach. I didn’t have the heart to tell him. from funny

 

I want to squeeze all of their little cheeks! And I just might… if the cops weren’t an issue. But they are. So no random cheek pinching from me.

*sigh*

So that’s what we’ve got. What do you have to say? What’s the funniest silly thing your kid has said lately?

Share it with us in the comments!

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Let’s Meet Some of the Most Clueless Kids Around

Most kids are naturally clueless. They’re like, brand new in the world and so they haven’t had time to learn a whole lot of stuff, and listen – you should never be mad about it.

It’s hilarious, so consider it free entertainment!

If you’re in need of some laughs today, these 14 kids are ready to deliver.

14. Oh, to be in her head that day.

She probably adjusted their college accounts.

One of my earliest memories from KidsAreFuckingStupid

13. That kid makes days everywhere he goes.

I hope I run into him sometime.

12. He’s pretty sure his mom isn’t a murderer.

But he just had to check.

11. It’s called an imagination!

Also, they’re entertaining themselves, so that’s a win.

10. Such a pure heart.

She has some to spare.

9. They could not be cuter.

Following directions or not.

When the photographer says “touch your cheeks together” from KidsAreFuckingStupid

8. This would work on like 99% of kids.

And also on most adults I know.

7. These are the absolute best kinds of grandpas.

May we have them, may we be them.

6. It covers her nose and mouth, so it’s good.

Better than some adults manage.

Mom told her daughter to grab her mask so they can go to the store. This was the mask she grabbed. from aww

5. It does kind of look like a bra.

To someone who has only a vague idea what a bra is.

4. Definitely parent fail.

Bless her heart.

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3. Wise beyond his years.

Also, he can read!

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2. I mean, he knows smoking is bad.

And math is hard.

He’s cute tho from KidsAreFuckingStupid

1. I feel like this is some kind of metaphor.

One day he’ll get the joke.

My 7yo son was excited to show off his clay pirate boat from funny

Kids, am I right? So funny.

What’s the funniest clueless thing your kid has said this week? Tell us in the comments!

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These Kids Still Have a Lot to Learn

All kids have a lot to learn, right?

They’re kids, which means they haven’t experienced a whole lot of life – they don’t even know enough to know what questions to ask, really.

So it makes sense that they’re totally clueless have the time, right? That said, when your kids do stuff like these 10 kiddos did, it’s ok to laugh.

It’s the parent tax.

10. I don’t understand the problem.

Obviously, you display this with pride.

Winnie the Poo

9. This is just super wholesome.

I love people who have secrets with kids.

True story. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

8. Some day this is going to come to an awkward conclusion.

I hope the update comes across my feed.

7. You never know when life will take a turn.

It could happen one day, in her imagination.

6. Bless his heart.

He’ll figure it out eventually.

Got new doors installed. He doesn’t realise one of his favorite hide and seek spots has been severely compromised. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

5. Do they get to do something fun if they pass?

Wear your masks! Think of the trains!

4. Toddlers are like cats.

If it fits, they sits.

That time I figured out how to take the lid off of the vent, and proceeded to get stuck in it from KidsAreFuckingStupid

3. I sense something is afoot.

What on earth was he thinking?

My little brother’s search history. Lots of diarrhea and vomit followed. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

2. Kid logic is the best.

Also, that’s a fancy drying rack!

Someone’s kid hung up the wet wipes to allow them to dry from KidsAreFuckingStupid

1. Those parents must have been shaking their heads so hard.

His heart was in the right place.

A friend on fb just posted this… from KidsAreFuckingStupid

Giggle-worthy, right? As long as you don’t have to clean it up.

Tell us about a time your kid did something like this! We want to hear about it in the comments!

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Children Share Pictures of Their Parents at Their Age to Show How Life Has Changed

Plenty about the world has changed in the past few decades, but one of the starkest contrasts is how much later people are waiting to get married and have children of their own.

There are lots of smart people who have great theories on why that is, but I personally think that some of it is because of our parents – they were secure enough to raise us to not have to think about responsible stuff until we absolutely had to, so we kind of got a late start.

If you’re wondering what exactly I’m on about, these 10 pictures are great at illustrating the point.

10. They look like they knew how to have a good time.

And she sure does, too.

9. Handsome and happy.

Can’t imagine any complaints there.

8. I bet they’re so proud.

But not as proud as the parents of the boy in the picture on the right.

7. Bless.

Their parents look so incredibly wholesome.

6. People had kids so young.

And we can’t criticize, because here we are.

5. Her parents just didn’t have digital photos.

Our grandchildren are going to have questions.

4. That’s a big drink.

Those cute little baby cheeks, though!

3. How cute are those parents??

Also, what is going on in that second image??

2. She has her mama’s smile.

And maybe her taste for tequila, idk.

1. They look like they knew how to have fun.

I guess they passed it on.

Things aren’t better or worse, I don’t think, they’re just different!

What’s the biggest difference between your life and your parents’ lives when they were your age? Tell us in the comments!

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Side-By-Side Pictures Of Parents and Their Kids That Prove Times Have Changed

Our world has changed so much in the past several decades that people who passed away in the late 1970s or early 1980s would hardly recognize it today. Technology, fashion, and other advancements have crafted a brave new world that we’ve adapted to well enough, and it can be easy to forget how things were just a generation ago.

That’s where these 12 side-by-side photos come in handy – because these are parents and their children, just one generation apart but living in completely disparate worlds.

12. To be fair, the kid looks like he’s having more fun.

Probably because his parents didn’t have too much fun.

11. This one made me snort.

They must be so proud.

10. I hope she at least invited them over.

They gave up their youth for her and everything.

9. I can see they raised you right.

I’m not sure they would agree, but…

8. Y’all look at those babies.

All three of them, honestly.

7. Everyone looks happy and healthy.

Win win win!

6. Her parents look extremely cool.

I’m sure having a kid too care of that.

5. I mean it was their birthday.

We can cut them a little slack.

4. A dog is a good first step.

You can leave it home alone, so that’s a bonus.

3. Precious.

Just making all of those sacrifices worth it.

2. The dog is stealing the show.

Also kind of her mother, because those cheekbones!

1. Whew, that wedding attire is a RELIC.

Classic photo on the right.

It really kind of awes you, right?

What’s something that was normal when your parents were growing up but definitely wouldn’t be now?

Tell us in the comments!

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If You’re Tired of Distance Learning, Pull Up a Chair for These Memes

Even though we have a vaccine and our time with distance learning appears to be nearing an end – at some point in the future – but it looks like we might be finishing out the year with the kiddos at home.

It seems awful, sure, but at least we can still laugh about it, right?

If you want to give it a shot, these 11 memes are ready.

11. If only it were that easy.

But I’m up for any meme that uses Schitt’s Creek.

Image Credit: Someecards

10. It’s hard to blame them.

I’m just saying.

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9. She gets the job done.

Or a job done, anyway.

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8. That’s on a good day.

Lovely, isn’t it?

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7. Why do I feel like this is wishful thinking.

How quickly we forget.

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6. This is fine.

We’re all fine.

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5. Bless her heart.

Maybe she always wanted to be famous.

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4. We just need the right motivation.

You should be thanking her.

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3. It’s an elaborate game.

Everyone play their role, now.

Image Credit: Someecards

2. Mind your business is a great life philosophy.

Just in general.

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1. You have to draw a line in the sand.

Let them know you’re serious.

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It’s funny because it’s true. And it’s true because it’s funny.

That’s how it works, right? I can’t tell anymore… I’m too tired.

Which of these made you laugh the most? Which made you cry?

Let us know in the comments!

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