Month: December 2020

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Memes That Prove Children Are as Goofy as They Are Adorable

I really love kids (my own especially), and one of the most charming things about them is how they think they know everything when they literally know nothing.

And to top it all off, they think we’re the ones who don’t know anything!

If you need any further proof that kids are charming idiots, I really think these 13 memes should suffice.

13. We’ve all been there.

Somewhere along the line we stopped crying about it, though.

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12. They have no idea what time is worth.

But why should they?

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11. Someone’s parent or teacher dropped the ball.

His pose with the cigarette makes this whole picture.

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10. This is a nightmare of epic proportions.

How do you come back from this?

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9. I, too, used this word without realizing what it meant.

It was not a good day in the 4th grade.

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8. He thought no one would notice.

And if he’d been playing with other kids, they might not have.

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7. The drips.

Y’all. I can’t.

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6. Is that slime?

Dear God in heaven.

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5. How…did this happen?

I’m not even going to ask why.

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4. I bet his mom was so proud.

And by “proud,” I mean “wanted to die.”

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3. I mean…some of that was right.

He might want to rethink his career path.

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2. I’ll take “ways to get kicked out of school” for $200, Alex.”

Sweet summer child.

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1. A sad day.

But perhaps an important one for the whole reality thing.

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Bless their hearts, right?

What’s the dumbest cute thing your kid has done? Tell us about it in the comments!

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Memes That Prove Children Are as Goofy as They Are Adorable

I really love kids (my own especially), and one of the most charming things about them is how they think they know everything when they literally know nothing.

And to top it all off, they think we’re the ones who don’t know anything!

If you need any further proof that kids are charming idiots, I really think these 13 memes should suffice.

13. We’ve all been there.

Somewhere along the line we stopped crying about it, though.

Image Credit: Reddit

12. They have no idea what time is worth.

But why should they?

Image Credit: Reddit

11. Someone’s parent or teacher dropped the ball.

His pose with the cigarette makes this whole picture.

Image Credit: Reddit

10. This is a nightmare of epic proportions.

How do you come back from this?

Image Credit: Reddit

9. I, too, used this word without realizing what it meant.

It was not a good day in the 4th grade.

Image Credit: Reddit

8. He thought no one would notice.

And if he’d been playing with other kids, they might not have.

Image Credit: Reddit

7. The drips.

Y’all. I can’t.

Image Credit: Reddit

6. Is that slime?

Dear God in heaven.

Image Credit: Reddit

5. How…did this happen?

I’m not even going to ask why.

Image Credit: Reddit

4. I bet his mom was so proud.

And by “proud,” I mean “wanted to die.”

Image Credit: Reddit

3. I mean…some of that was right.

He might want to rethink his career path.

Image Credit: Reddit

2. I’ll take “ways to get kicked out of school” for $200, Alex.”

Sweet summer child.

Image Credit: Reddit

1. A sad day.

But perhaps an important one for the whole reality thing.

Image Credit: Reddit

Bless their hearts, right?

What’s the dumbest cute thing your kid has done? Tell us about it in the comments!

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Some of the Best Facebook Posts of the Year That Will Give You the Laughs You Need

How are you doing, friend? Good, I hope. And it’s about to get better. Much better.

Why? Because we went out to the Twitter… to find the best of Facebook.

Make sense? Yeah, of course it does. How can it not? It’s so easy to follow.

Let’s take a look at these 11 Facebook posts that will give you life, laughs and love.

1. Lol… my kid is trash. Pls help me.
Gotta love the honesty!

Poor kid ? from sadcringe


2. Merry Beanmas!
This is gross… but also fantastic, right?


3. That’s actually how it works.
Do you even Spanish, bro?


4. Gotta give ALL the love to Dolly, fam!
Jolene… Jolene… Jolene…


5. Oh snap! You got the daughter you need.
I honestly don’t even know how to read this.


6. When you find these diamonds in the rough…
Gotta polish them up!


7. I am endlessly fascinated by this!
What in the heck are people doing during quarantine?!


8. When you just want your money back from your mistake…
Go to Facebook and GET THAT MONEY!


9. People get THIS excited about Christmas?
Good lord!


10. Doing it Fred Flintstone style!
Hope you’ve got some great shoes!


11. What in the actual what?
I mean… at least they can rhyme.

And that, my friends, is how laughter is made. One Facebook at a time… and one Twitter post that highlights that Facebook post.

All of that makes sense, right? It’s not really that hard to figure out. It’s a clear path from Facebook to Twitter to here. Simple!

Okay, any of these make you laugh out loud? Let us know in the comments!

Thanks, fam!

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People Share Posts That Left Them Seriously LOLing

2020 has been an absolutely garbage year, but that doesn’t mean we can’t all sit back and laugh at other people’s stupidity for a moment, right?

If you’ve had a bad day or even if you’d had an okay day… it’s completely okay to guffaw at other people’s painful bad decision making for a moment.

And if you haven’t been on Facebook for a minute… bruh… you’re welcome!

1. Isn’t that like CHURCH size Jesus?
Can you imagine sleeping underneath that thing? GAAAHHHHHH!!!

2. No Mabel, that’s not what it means.
Mind your own business and your own ovaries, kid!

My grandma thought I love babies doing yoga from oldpeoplefacebook


3. I feel this deep down in my soul.
So damn deep.

It do tho from facebookwins


4. I’d let Shaun stay as LONG as he wants.
He’s got the fire posts, y’all!

Anyone want to go to the shoe store? from facebookwins


5. I have a feeling this isn’t really good for the engine…
Fun statement… but naw… time to demask the car.

Just saw this on my Facebook newsfeed. from funny


6. Is this what dentures look like between teeth?
Asking for a friend. No, asking for me.

My grandma decided she’d post a pic of her smiling every day to cheer everyone up from oldpeoplefacebook


7. There’s so much that’s right about this.
And so much that’s very wrong too. I love it.

My aunt from oldpeoplefacebook


8. Was he undressing you with his eyes?
How do you know he works for NASA? Hmmmmmmmmmm????

I feel like being in a Flat Earth group is just cheating… from insanepeoplefacebook

9. I mean… he’s not wrong!
BUT… you know somebody will just strip that audio out. Right?

10. Should somebody tell him?
I think somebody should tell him. In Spanish.

So, were we right or were we right? Well, it’s just me, actually.

Was I right or was I right?

Yeah, I was right.

Okay, which one of these made you really LOL?

Let us know in the comments!

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People Share Posts That Left Them Seriously LOLing

2020 has been an absolutely garbage year, but that doesn’t mean we can’t all sit back and laugh at other people’s stupidity for a moment, right?

If you’ve had a bad day or even if you’d had an okay day… it’s completely okay to guffaw at other people’s painful bad decision making for a moment.

And if you haven’t been on Facebook for a minute… bruh… you’re welcome!

1. Isn’t that like CHURCH size Jesus?
Can you imagine sleeping underneath that thing? GAAAHHHHHH!!!

2. No Mabel, that’s not what it means.
Mind your own business and your own ovaries, kid!

My grandma thought I love babies doing yoga from oldpeoplefacebook


3. I feel this deep down in my soul.
So damn deep.

It do tho from facebookwins


4. I’d let Shaun stay as LONG as he wants.
He’s got the fire posts, y’all!

Anyone want to go to the shoe store? from facebookwins


5. I have a feeling this isn’t really good for the engine…
Fun statement… but naw… time to demask the car.

Just saw this on my Facebook newsfeed. from funny


6. Is this what dentures look like between teeth?
Asking for a friend. No, asking for me.

My grandma decided she’d post a pic of her smiling every day to cheer everyone up from oldpeoplefacebook


7. There’s so much that’s right about this.
And so much that’s very wrong too. I love it.

My aunt from oldpeoplefacebook


8. Was he undressing you with his eyes?
How do you know he works for NASA? Hmmmmmmmmmm????

I feel like being in a Flat Earth group is just cheating… from insanepeoplefacebook

9. I mean… he’s not wrong!
BUT… you know somebody will just strip that audio out. Right?

10. Should somebody tell him?
I think somebody should tell him. In Spanish.

So, were we right or were we right? Well, it’s just me, actually.

Was I right or was I right?

Yeah, I was right.

Okay, which one of these made you really LOL?

Let us know in the comments!

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Hilarious Fails People Were Brave Enough to Share

Do you know what’s totally hilarious? People failing.

You know what’s even better? When people fail AND share those fails with the world.

It takes a big person to bring out the worst in people, and make it their best… but that’s what we have in these 12 posts, AND WE ARE HERE FOR IT!

Let’s take a look!

1. Alright, who planted a bomb in the paint?

I mean… I have sooooooo many questions about this. Where to begin?!?

Gonna be a long day.. from Wellthatsucks

2. That stupid thing when you forget you’re melting your lappy.

“Oh dang… that’s hot.”

My dad says, “Google is doing this stupid thing where the blur the top left part of the results. Facebook is doing it too actually.” He melted the top left corner of his screen. from Wellthatsucks

3. I mean… would anybody take this job for $25?

More like $100 to get that unf**ked!

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4. Hey, at least she found them!

That’s a plus, right?

Facebook

5. My guess is the applesauce is on the right.

What do you think?

One of these is applesauce. One of these is grease from a deep fryer. Guess which one I ate a spoonful of a few minutes ago from RuinedMyDay

6. When you hear your iPhone ringing, but you can’t figure out where it is.

Anybody ever look OUTSIDE of the car? Ha!

Image Credit: Facebook/IDK

7. I hear that’s good luck!

Just don’t drink that lucky drink… #truth

Walking to my first job this morning with a fresh cup of coffee. That’s not cream, it’s a crow shit hole in one. from Wellthatsucks

8. An important distinction in 2020.

“Why are my hands are sticky?!”

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9. I’ll give you ONE guess.

Or… I’ll give you 630 guesses.

10. Wow… somebody wasn’t paying attention.

Or maybe… they were getting revenge!

11. I didn’t even realize they melted!

Did you know they melted?!

12. I mean… this might be somebody’s DREAM, right?

Extra pepper? More like ALL the pepper!

My pepper grinder broke this morning. from Wellthatsucks

There you have it! All the hilarious fails you can handle, and for the low, low price of completely free.

What a deal, right?

Alright, we want to hear from you. Which one of these made you laugh the most? Let us know in the comments!

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Hilarious Fails People Were Brave Enough to Share

Do you know what’s totally hilarious? People failing.

You know what’s even better? When people fail AND share those fails with the world.

It takes a big person to bring out the worst in people, and make it their best… but that’s what we have in these 12 posts, AND WE ARE HERE FOR IT!

Let’s take a look!

1. Alright, who planted a bomb in the paint?

I mean… I have sooooooo many questions about this. Where to begin?!?

Gonna be a long day.. from Wellthatsucks

2. That stupid thing when you forget you’re melting your lappy.

“Oh dang… that’s hot.”

My dad says, “Google is doing this stupid thing where the blur the top left part of the results. Facebook is doing it too actually.” He melted the top left corner of his screen. from Wellthatsucks

3. I mean… would anybody take this job for $25?

More like $100 to get that unf**ked!

Image Credit: Facebook

4. Hey, at least she found them!

That’s a plus, right?

Facebook

5. My guess is the applesauce is on the right.

What do you think?

One of these is applesauce. One of these is grease from a deep fryer. Guess which one I ate a spoonful of a few minutes ago from RuinedMyDay

6. When you hear your iPhone ringing, but you can’t figure out where it is.

Anybody ever look OUTSIDE of the car? Ha!

Image Credit: Facebook/IDK

7. I hear that’s good luck!

Just don’t drink that lucky drink… #truth

Walking to my first job this morning with a fresh cup of coffee. That’s not cream, it’s a crow shit hole in one. from Wellthatsucks

8. An important distinction in 2020.

“Why are my hands are sticky?!”

Image Credit: Know Your Meme

9. I’ll give you ONE guess.

Or… I’ll give you 630 guesses.

10. Wow… somebody wasn’t paying attention.

Or maybe… they were getting revenge!

11. I didn’t even realize they melted!

Did you know they melted?!

12. I mean… this might be somebody’s DREAM, right?

Extra pepper? More like ALL the pepper!

My pepper grinder broke this morning. from Wellthatsucks

There you have it! All the hilarious fails you can handle, and for the low, low price of completely free.

What a deal, right?

Alright, we want to hear from you. Which one of these made you laugh the most? Let us know in the comments!

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Fails That Are Among the Best Things About 2020

Welp, THAT year has come and gone and we’re now left to celebrate ALL of the fails that happened during THAT year that… which will never be mentioned again.

Seriously… don’t even think about the year that was between 2019 and 2021. It’s not worth it. You’ll just make yourself angry. In fact, I’m angry just thinking about you possibly thinking about it. And how silly is that?

No, let’s instead look back on some silly, hilarious fails and move past it all… quickly and efficiently.

Let’s go!

1. Oh yes… I wanted the drill bit FOR GIANTS!

And he got it!

When you order the wrong size from facepalm

2. Wow… somebody wasn’t paying attention.

Or maybe… they were getting revenge!

3. I mean, that’s only if you don’t like your coffee garlicky AF

Me, I love garlic coffee. So…

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4. That second line…

… is the best and most cringey thing you’ll ever read.

5. Mmmmmmmmmm, just like mom never used to make.

It’ll only take EIGHT MORE HOURS!!

When you come home and your house doesn’t smell like pot roast (r.slowcooking) from Wellthatsucks

6. Well… isn’t that some s**t!

“I can’t believe you’ve betrayed me like this, Roomba!”

7. I didn’t even realize they melted!

Did you know they melted?!

8. Okay, now that’s rough AF.

Nobody deserves to be treated like that.

It was 0530, I didn’t know whether to laugh or to cry from Wellthatsucks

9. People are going to have some VERY sticky hands.

Sticky… but delicious!

Image Credit: Know Your Meme

10. Wait… you don’t know your project partner’s name?

Hahaha… classic!

11. I’ll give you ONE guess.

Or… I’ll give you 630 guesses.

Alright, did we get all of that out our system? Laughed at some fails and now we can move on into the future with nary a mention of the year that never was?

Good! I’m glad we can agree.

But first, I want to hear from you! Which of these fails tickled your funny bone in JUST the right way?

Let us know in the comments!

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People Answer the Question: “What Do Most People Not Realize Is Newer Than They Actually Think?”

You know things that seem like common knowledge or things that have been around for a long time… but they actually haven’t been?

Of course, you don’t know! That’s why you’re reading this post. If you knew, what would be the point of finding out?

Oh… you’re curious about how much you might know? Well, fair enough.

Here are 13 examples of things you might not know have come about more recently than you’d expected.

1. Booze and Babies

The knowledge that it’s bad to drink when pregnant only became widely known in the 80s.

Alcohol isn’t exactly new — the ancient greeks had wine and mead. The temperance movement was active for a good hundred years before they got the 18th Amendment.

But nope.

While there were certainly some alarms raised throughout history, people were surprised to learn about fetal alcohol syndrome in 1973, and it wasn’t confirmed by a second group of researchers until 1979.

In the 60’s through 80’s it was apparently common for doctors to give alcohol intravenously to women to stop premature labor!

2. The day we’ll never forget…

Having to show ID at the US/Canada border.

Prior to 9/11 they often wouldn’t even ask to see a drivers license.

*sigh*

3. Tomato, tomatoe!

Tomatoes are actually a new world crop.

So when you associate Italy with pasta sauce, you’re actually thinking of Italy, post Columbian Exchange (mid 1500s).

And actually, tomato sauce wasn’t even integrated into Italian cuisine until the late 19th century, so go figure.

4. This is why they’d say “The Rabbit Died.”

Home pregnancy tests, in the 1970s.

No longer do we have to inject the lady’s urine into frogs, mice, or rabbits to confirm a pregnancy!

5. Science needs to catch up!

Knowing what the sun is made out of.

I have in my possession an astronomy textbook from the 1890s, it states plainly that the sun is made of fire, and goes out of it’s way to mention a scientist who believes the interior of the sun could be a garden of eden type paradise.

F**king blew my mind.

6. Just 60 years ago!

The theory of plate tectonics.

It pretty much makes up the entire backbone of modern geology, yet it wasn’t actually accepted until the 1960s. Alfred Wegener proposed his theory of continental drift in 1915 but couldn’t explain the mechanism behind it so his theory was dismissed. Over the next few decades, the evidence of crustal movement became undeniable and plate tectonics developed as a theory.

It’s just crazy to me that geologists were pretty much completely clueless until around 60 years ago.

7. Ouch!

Toilet paper as we know it.

Soft, fluffy, and white, right?

Actually, toilet paper that was free of wood splinters didn’t exist until the 1920s.

8. It works!

At home blood glucose monitoring has only been possible since around 1980.

1908 thru 1980, you had to make an appointment with your doctor

I’m a Type 1 diabetic. My brother found an old, late 80s or very early 90s, test kit at a thrift store one time. He thought it would be neat to have, so he bought it for like $3 or something. We got it up and working and wanted to see how accurate it was, since those back then really were just ballpark, and once I put the huge amount of blood it required on the strip, it shut off. So naturally we were disappointed, set it on the counter, and got to doing something else.

Several minutes later it started screeching, and so we checked it and it was giving us my fairly accurate glucose reading. It didn’t turn off or die, it just had a five minute test time!

I often thank God just how far medical technology has come, what with the small drop of blood and 2 second test time I have for my current meter. It’s super easy to get frustrated with diabetes, but I always try to remember just how good I do have it now.

9. Italia!

Italy wasn’t a unified single country until 1871.

Before that, it was a patchwork of small kingdoms and city-states with different local dialects and languages.

As late as 1861, only 2.5 percent of Italians spoke what is now known as standard Italian, which before then was the Florentine dialect of Tuscan.

10. Dino death!

The now commonly-accepted theory that a large meteor caused, or was a major cause of, the extinction of the dinosaurs.

When you watch Fantasia (1940) and see the Rite of Spring sequence, where-in you witness the extinction of the dinosaurs, you see that it’s portrayed as a great drought which was followed by a series of massive earthquakes. That’s because at that time, this was the most accepted idea of what caused the mass extinction.

The theory of the dinosaurs being killed off by a meteor strike (or the effects of said strike on the planet, rather) is called The Alvarez Theory and was first proposed by Luis and Walter Alvarez in the year 1980.

11. Going inside!

Indoor toilets.

My house (London, UK) was built in 1937. It was the first generation of houses to be built with indoor loos. Before then, toilets were in outside rooms.

The house I grew up in had an outside loo, and all the schools I went to as a kid had outside toilets.

They were fine in summer (I grew up in a warmish part of the UK) but bloody chilly in winter.

12. The biggest scam ever

Diamond rings being an engagement gesture.

Only arose in the 1940’s because diamonds were becoming less valuable and the powers at be needed to not let that happen.

They first started out as one month’s salary. Then it changed to two month’s salary.

DeBeers has been sucking people’s cash (needlessly) for this entire time and people still buy into it.

Garbage.

13. Smoking cessation

In 1988, United States based airliners banned smoking on domestic flights of less than two hours duration.

In March 1995, the United States, Canada, and Australia agreed to ban smoking on international flights traveling between those countries.

Can you believe it’s only been 25 years since people were banned from SMOKING on airplanes? Holy moley!

Any of these make you sit up and take notice?

Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

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