Month: December 2020

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Tweets That Will Put a Big Smile on Your Face

If you’re in the mood for some lighthearted tweets that will make your day a little bit better, look literally no further because we’ve got them. Right here.

Exciting, right? All the magic of Twitter right on your very phone?! It’s never been done before! But that’s the kind of innovation that we’re committed to here, so you’re welcome.

Enjoy these ten random tweets that will put a smile on your face.

10. What?

It works even better if you make sure to get a really awkwardly laid out house.

9. Upstairs, downstairs

Once you cross that threshold your mind just gets erased, there’s nothing we can about it.

8. Dark jokes

“Eventually they’ll realize how long they’ve been talking.” – me, an idiot, every time

7. Notice of absence

I could use this as a sign on every door.

6. Nobody likes a snitch

What, is that guac comin’ outta your paycheck or something?

5. Let me be clear

Tag yourself, I’m all the boats.

4. Acronym acceptance

If you could find your way clear to lmfao that would be even better.

3. Butter living

“This is gonna spread real nice on all my garbage.”

2. The power twins

They’ve been some sort of oracles all along, and we just couldn’t see it.

1. Work it

The greatest and most consistent lie ever told.

Gotta love a tweet that can pack that much funny into such a small package. How do they even do it? We can’t know, there’s just no way to know.

Who are your favorite funny folks to follow on Twitter?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes for Everyone Who’s Completely Done with 2020

Raise your hand if you are completely, one hundred percent, no question, thoroughly, undeniably, and reliably DONE with 2020.

I can’t see any of you but I assume your hands are up. In which case, these memes are for you.

13. A clean sweep

Get to the chopper!

Via: Someecards

12. High art

I don’t know how I went back in time, but I did.

Via: Someecards

11. Congratulations?

This kitty is having a time and we are all this kitty.

Via: Someecards

10. Not gonna work out

Ok but for real as soon as it’s all back I’m gonna get ripped, I promise.

Via: Someecards

9. Code of silence

I am Jack’s sagging, overused couch cushions.

Via: Someecards

8. The ultimate sacrifice

This, it turns out, is still too much for some.

Via: Someecards

7. This is the way

Sounds like you’re going to be very very safe on your errands.

Via: Someecards

6. That sinking feeling

Well, you know what they say, ship happens.

Via: Someecards

5. Rocky road

At least I can put some of this into my slush fund.

Via: Someecards

4. Pack it in

Real outlaws spring for that triple-ply.

Via: Someecards

3. Say “what” again

He’s been training his entire life for this moment and he didn’t even know it.

Via: Someecards

2. Throw ’em back

And they’d also be horrified and disappointed.

Via: Someecards

1. Gas, grass, or *ss

I don’t know what they’re up to, but I’d like to tag along.

Via: Someecards

At the time of writing I take great solace in knowing that 2020 is almost over. 2021 has gotta be at least a little better. Right?

…RIGHT?!

What was something GOOD that actually happened for you in 2020?

Tell us in the comments.

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People Prove How Easy It Is to Disappoint Their Families in 5 Words

Life is tough.

And it’s even tougher when you feel like everyone in your family, from your parents to your siblings to your aunts and uncles to the family dog have extremely high expectations for you and what you’re going to do with your life and career.

And the folks you’re about to meet were nice enough to share how they think they’ve disappointed their families…and they did it in only 5 words! Hey, I think that by itself is pretty impressive. So I say if your family doesn’t at least appreciate that, then the hell with them.

Let’s see what these people had to say about how they’ve let down their loved ones.

1. What kind of doctor, then?

Well, we’re all waiting!

2. That’s a job?

Can anyone tell me if this is really a job?!?!

3. That’s it, you’re out of here.

What the hell is wrong with you, mister?

4. Ouch…not sure what to say about that.

The look on everyone’s faces says it all.

5. You just broke your mother’s heart.

Are you happy now?

6. What do you enjoy reading?

Comics? Reddit? Or maybe you can’t read?

7. Don’t tell them that!

Just pretend you’re still going. They’ll never know.

8. Come on, don’t do that!

No one should say this.

9. And you are The Strange Man, I’m assuming?

Now I’m kind of intrigued.

10. Everyone just lost their appetite.

Nice effort, though…

11. How bad did it hurt?

Looks kinda painful.

You know the drill…now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us how you’d disappoint your family in five words.

Let’s see what you can come up with!

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Funny Memes About the Trials and Tribulations of Online Learning

Are you getting a little sick and tired of the day-to-day reality of online schooling that you’ve been dealing with for the last NINE MONTHS?

I bet you didn’t think it was gonna be going on this long, did you? Yeah, neither did we…

But, here we are and we have to deal with it, right?

And what better way to combat the stress and frustration than by laughing at the whole situation! Hey, that’s what we do and that’s what we do best.

So let’s take a little break from schoolwork and enjoy these funny memes about online classes. Enjoy!

1. That’s the biggest bag of food I’ve ever seen.

And I think I like it!

2. Ummm, can you wait a minute?

I’m not quite ready yet.

3. Yeah, how’s that supposed to work?

It’s the only reason to go to class.

4. We’re gonna need to see that cat.

Come on, teacher!

5. Just keep on checking that thing.

Over and over all day long.

6. That didn’t last long.

But you gave it your best shot!

7. I’ll be there very shortly!

Give me another three minutes, please.

8. They will be traumatized.

How do I log in?!?!

9. We are living in strange times.

I would NOT want to be a student right now.

10. What’s that noise?

Oh right, I have a final exam tomorrow.

11. Are you sure you’re paying attention?

Put down your phone for a minute and see what’s going on.

I bet all of you can’t wait to get folks back in actual classrooms.

But in the meantime, tell us how everything has been going in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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With Online Classes? Then These Memes Will Look Very Familiar.

What a year it’s been…

It seems like just when 2020 has knocked us down for the count, another huge wave of misery comes crashing down on our heads.

And for students and teachers, this year has been especially rough. So we want to do something special for you.

We want you to set aside your homework and your lesson plans, kick your feet up, and enjoy some funny memes about how miserable distance learning actually is! Hey, if you can’t laugh, you’ll cry, and we don’t want to see any tears today.

So enjoy these memes and provide yourself with a little comic relief!

1. Do you guys like my dog?

This is honestly the best part of Zoom.

2. The college life.

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be these days.

3. Will you please get a new Internet carrier?

You’re ruining it for the rest of us!

4. Gimme that link again, por favor.

And do it all over again in five minutes.

5. How’d that work out?

I’ll be right back!

6. College 101 these days.

Are you learning a lot?

7. A big difference, huh?

Kids just grow up so fast these days.

8. The story of all our lives.

Hopefully not for much longer!

9. This is agonizing!

Please, make it stop!

10. Well, it looks like you’re working hard.

So keep up the good work!

11. Don’t cry for me…

Does this look like your house?

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us how online classes are working out for you or for your kids.

And remember to hang in there!

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Can You Disappoint Your Family in 5 Words? These People All Nailed It!

In my humble opinion, these folks should be proud.

Yes, it seems like they’ve all let down their family members in epic fashion, but they admitted it and they summed it up with 5 simple words! That’s not that easy, let me tell you.

Also, maybe all of these people just need to give themselves a little break. Nobody’s perfect and your family’s idea of what you should be doing doesn’t always line up with what YOU actually want to do with your life. What a concept, right?

Let’s see what these people had to say.

1. That is blasphemy!

At least some people think so.

2. The whole family just turned against you.

Are you satisfied?

3. No one has ever said that before.

Literally ever. Never.

4. Some people don’t like to hear that.

But, the truth hurts.

5. Uh oh…here comes the interrogation.

Get ready for it!

6. You just broke her heart.

That’s one you just keep to yourself.

7. Nooooo! Just go watch football and drink beer.

Let them take care of that.

8. Please continue…

This is gonna be a long conversation.

9. Maybe you should just skip this year?

It would be best for everyone involved.

10. Never say that in front of your family.

It never goes anywhere good.

11. Son, you can’t drive my car anymore.

You blew it this time!

12. I’m not sure what that means…

But it doesn’t sound good.

Okay, now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us how you’d disappoint your family in five words.

We can’t wait to see what you come up with!

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Funny Stories About Weird Neighbors From the Nextdoor App

There are so many apps these days that it’s enough to give a person a huge headache.

But there’s one app out there I’m a big fan of for many reasons. Yes, it’s helpful to know what’s going on in your neighborhood, but the better part is reading about the never-ending drama and totally weird events that are unfolding right under your nose.

I’m talking about the Nextdoor app, where people air their grievances, lose their minds about very bizarre things, and battle with their neighbors about things large and small.

It’s a blast and I highly recommend installing the app on your phone so you can have something to do when you have time to kill.

Here are some great examples of what I’m talking about. Let’s take a look!

1. Let me know if you’re interested.

All I have to do is jump the fence.

2. Is that a dog?

Can someone help me out with this?

3. That was not a cool move.

Not cool at all. I hope they got caught. And all the other stuff.

4. You gotta do it.

Just to make sure.

5. You dummies!

Now I’ll show you some real pot plants if you want!

6. Not up on their flags.

You’d think they’d at least know that much.

7. Sorry about that…

A lengthy apology.

8. Oh, good, you found it.

People were wondering where that went.

9. Jack didn’t want any part of that life anymore.

Jack did the right thing.

10. That is a crime.

A crime against humanity.

11. This is amazing.

I love it!

12. This is pretty rude.

But it might drive me nuts, too…

13. I’ve heard about these things.

They’re out there. Watching us.

How about you?

Have you ever had any really bad neighbors before? Or maybe you have one now?

Tell us your stories in the comments! We’d love to hear from you!

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People Discuss How to Disappoint Their Families in 5 Words

Depending on what kind of family you grew up in, the expectations from your parents and siblings can go in many different ways.

You can either have immense pressure that stresses you out and suffocates you, or you can have laid-back parents who just like to go with the flow. And, of course, there are some inbetweeners as well…

But I have a feeling that all of these folks who took to Twitter to disappoint their families in 5 words have been feeling their loved ones breathing down their necks.

Let’s see what they had to say.

1. There’s no shame in that!

But maybe your family feels otherwise…

2. You’re stuck with me.

For the looooooong haul.

3. You did an excellent job.

I bet everyone was very happy about this.

4. Ouch. That one hurts.

It can’t be that bad. Can it?

5. You’re not alone, my friend.

Get in line, buddy!

6. Grandma will be very happy.

What does that say on your forehead, honey?

7. Teach Mom a lesson this year.

I don’t think she’s gonna like that.

8. Are you sure about that?

Why don’t you try accounting?

9. Maybe you should leave that in the past.

Just a thought…

10. Them’s fighting words!

You just made a lot of enemies.

11. You did what?!?!

Well, dinner is ruined. And so is 2020.

12. Now you have to explain it to them.

This might take a while.

13. Yeah, I noticed that, too…

Get it together, people!

Well, I guess you could say that it’s pretty easy to disappoint our families, huh?

And now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us how you’d do it in five words! Please and thank you!

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