Hilarious Posts by Older People Still Figuring Out Social Media

I feel like we should take advantage of screenshots like these 14 while we still can – the Silent Generation is waning (though even my 96yo grandmother uses Facebook), and at least half of the Boomer parents and grandparents I know navigate the day-to-day basics of scrolling and commenting without winding up on a list like this.

So, let’s do this now while we can, and remember – we’re not laughing at them. Or maybe we are, but they probably can’t hear us anyway.

14. Grandpa doesn’t mess around.

Gotta respect that.

coward from oldpeoplefacebook

13. I’m pretty sure Granny knew just what she was doing.

And she’s kind of a legend.

A friend posted this from oldpeoplefacebook

12. This could be pertinent information.

If you’re going to have a family gathering, for instance.

My Aunt giving everyone a heads up from oldpeoplefacebook

11. That’s what you get if you give your mom access to your computer.

I’m just saying. It could have been worse.

Emergency assistance needed from oldpeoplefacebook

10. I’m not so sure that was an accident.

Kid for sale.

My mom accidentally included a picture of me sleeping in an ad she posted from oldpeoplefacebook

9. How sweet.

I don’t think it will help on the test though.

Granny messaged to wish me luck on my test from oldpeoplefacebook

8. Just the sweetest.

Grandmas are the best.

My late grandmother figuring out her phone from oldpeoplefacebook

7. Some people get awesome grandmas.

This girl got the very best.

My grandmothers comment on my photo of me and my 15 year old cat from oldpeoplefacebook

6. She gets it enough.

Maybe.

Grandma doesn’t get the joke from oldpeoplefacebook

5. She has a valid point. What did Rhianna ever do to you?

I don’t think grandma knows who Rihanna is from oldpeoplefacebook

4. Now none of us can stop thinking about it.

You’re welcome, I guess?

Found this on facebook marketplace and cant stop thinking about it from oldpeoplefacebook

3. Someone really likes trucks.

Hopefully the whole family.

My late father, Chuck, had to use speech-to-text which led to some amazing posts. from oldpeoplefacebook

2. Go on with your bad self.

Bless.

The comment is from my grandmother from oldpeoplefacebook

1. That definitely qualifies.

It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

Not sure if this belongs but this picture my dad gave me for Christmas from oldpeoplefacebook

 

I do love these posts. They’re so innocent and pure.

Has an older person in your life cracked you up while using technology?

If so, tell us about it in the comments!

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Read About the Mysterious, Medieval Viking Coin Found on the Coast of Maine

For decades, an argument has been brewing that Columbus was likely not the first European to make it to the Americas. People believed the Icelandic sagas that spoke of Vikings landing on land green, and lush, and full of grapes, and thought they must have been talking about Canada, but perhaps they’d even landed as far south as what would become the United States.

Many, if not most, of the claims to have found proof of these visits, though, have been debunked – but there’s no consensus from experts on whether or not the mysterious 11th century coin found by amateur archaeologists Guy Mellgren and Ed Runge found on the coast of Maine in 1956.

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They initially found stone chips, knives, fire pits, and some other artifacts on a natural terrace about eight feet above the high tide line of the day. They, along with the help of some professional archaeologists, unearthed the coing the following summer.

For 20 years, Mellgren described the coin as being minted in 12th century England – which would have been strange as well – but as Mellgren never sought wider attention for his find (this will be important later), it wasn’t until 1978 that the find made its way into publication.

A dealer in London was the one who saw the photo and new immediately the coin hadn’t come from England. Mellgren died two weeks before the coin’s re-identification as a mid-11th century Norse penny hit the news.

Experts from around the world descended, wondering not for the first time if they’d found evidence for Viking contact with North American, pre-Columbus. Prior to Mellgren’s coin, only the items excavated at L’Anse aux Meadows, in Newfoundland, are thought to be authentic.

Since 1978, no one has really questioned the coin is an authentic Norse penny from medieval Scandinavia, but the debate continues to rage as to how, exactly, it might have landed on Maine’s shore. Even Kolbjorn Skaare, a Norwegian expert on Viking-age coins, agreed it was an authentic Norwegian penny from the second half of the 11th century.

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He saw a “dark-grey, fragmentary piece,” that was a little less than two-thirds of an inch in diameter, with a cross on one side with two horizontal lines. On the other side was an “animal-like figure in a rather barbarous design,” with a curved throat and hair like a horse’s mane.

As to how it got in that particular place, most believed it had either passed through the hands of traders, possibly when Norse explorer Leif Eriksson was there through a winter. Others figured it could be yet another hoax, and that one of the “discoverers” had obtained the coin through other avenues and planted it at the site.

The coin didn’t look like others from the era that had been circulated, though, and it was more worn than was typical, too. That, combined with the fact that Mellgren never sought notoriety for his find, let most experts to come down on the side of the coin being a genuine discovery.

Some, like anthropologist and archaeologist Edmund Carpenter, disagreed.  He said that 1957 was “a bumper year for Viking fakes.” The year before, a book called Explorations of America Before Columbus had been published, other de-bunked artifacts had been displayed in London, and in the book, the author described the Viking Thorwald Eriksson catching sight of Maine’s Mount Desert Island…which was just across the bay from where Mellgren discovered his coin.

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Carpenter found the coincidence “remarkable” and couldn’t believe others didn’t, as well. He noted as part of his skepticism that Mellrean collected coins as a hobby, and also worked part-time at an auction house, so he could have plausibly come across a Norse coin in one of these places. Mellgren also had a documented interest in pre-Columbian contact.

There’s evidence on both sides, though the former chief archaeologist of Maine State’s Museum believed that the “balance of evidence argues it’s an honest find.”

More recently, a renowned numismatist at the University of Oslo took another look at where the coin may have originated, and published in the Journal of the North Atlantic.

“The pennies of this type, class N, are rare by any standard.”

He notes that even among the most common source of medieval Viking coins, only a small percentage are this particular type of coin. Major finds around the globe contain no pennies of this type, in fact.

He concludes that “the Norse penny cannot have originated from any recorded Norwegian hoard or single find.”

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Which is to say, the coin is real, but no one knows, still, how it might have gotten there.

The coin was sent for Raman spectroscopy at one point, which showed that it had lain in a horizontal position for a long time, that the corrosion was consistent with water trickling over it for some time, and a few other indicators that it could have, in fact, been buried for centuries.

Basically, the wear and tear wasn’t faked.

No other Norse artifacts have been recovered from the same site since Mellgren and his associates mined it in the 50s, but they did find artifacts that told of trade contact between Native American groups. Excavations have turned up arrowheads, pottery shards, and stones that came from hundreds of miles away – and no one really knows why the site was so popular or so good at connecting people.

We might not have answers, but it’s pretty amazing to think about how brimming with life North America was, long before Columbus – or anyone else from Europe – set food on her soil.

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Memes for Anyone Who Really Doesn’t Like Their Job

Jobs are things most of us have to keep through our years wandering this planet. There are great, amazing jobs and there are horrible jobs, but the truth is that most of the jobs you have over the course of your life will fall somewhere in the middle.

Which means there’s a good chance that most people, at once time or another (maybe right now!), can relate to these 13 workplace memes.

13. If only we were allowed to make this face.

Society, am I right?

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12. You’re off the clock.

No harm, no foul.

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11. Try not to think about it too much.

Unless you want to be really depressed.

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10. You wouldn’t want to make us both miserable, would you?

They definitely would. Watch out.

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9. We’ll miss this about remote working.

At least, some of us will.

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8. You don’t want to be involved.

Involved is never the best place to be.

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7. Seriously don’t you have a job?

Oh…right.

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6. I think that’s a fair request.

Your boss probably feels the same way.

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5. How have we not learned our lesson?

It’s never going to happen, is it.

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4. For more tips, follow this guy.

This might actually work.

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3. Sometimes closer than this.

Just don’t let it hit you until you’re ready.

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2. Less awkward for who, though?

Because I don’t think I’d want to be the friend.

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1. It might work.

Depends on how much work your boss wants to do to track you down.

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I’m laughing because yeah, we’ve all been there.

Which one of these really hit home? Tell us in the comments!

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Behind-the-Scenes Glimpses at Hollywood That Show the Reality of How Movies Are Made

Film professionals make their jobs look pretty simple, and that’s exactly why they’re the unsung rockstars of 2020. What really separates the wheat from the chaff, though, is going that extra mile to make movie magic happen.

Sometimes, that means using pretty unorthodox methods to get exactly what they want.

Here are 11 fascinating behind-the-scenes photos that show exactly what it takes to make a real Hollywood movie.

1. Take five

The actors in Guardians of the Galaxy passed break time by playing some games of ping pong. Nothing like healthy competition to keep everyone on their toes.

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2. That’s a lot of gear

The Avengers: Endgame team sure had to deal with a lot of CGI tech to wrap up the blockbuster franchise.

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3. Customary stunt double appreciation post

Gal Gadot shows her gratitude for stunt woman Christiaan Bettridge for performing some of the craziest scenes in Wonder Woman 1984.

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4. Terrifying

Yeah, so that’s what Dumbo actually looks like… As if that isn’t the most casually horrifying revelation ever…

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5. That’s dedication

Here’s how Danielle Radcliffe recorded that crazy underwater line in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire during the Triwizard Tournament.

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6. The power of the blue screen

This shot from Detective Pikachu is a clear reminder of just how dedicated to the scene that actors have to be.

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7. A relaxing read

English actor Nicholas Hoult found a special way to kick back while filming Mad Max: Fury Road.

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8. Wow

This is an actual photo from the set of The Call of the Wild. It’s seriously a miracle that these actors don’t end up breaking during every scene.

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9. Kudos to the makeup team

The actors of Sherlock took turns trying out this uncanny mold of Benedict Cumberbatch’s face.

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10. The ultimate set prop

Looks like the pink umbrella was the most popular kid in school here.

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11. That’s one way to cool off

Academy Award-winning makeup artists Bill Corso gave Ryan Reynolds a little extra shine on the set of Deadpool.

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Some of those photos were truly revealing. The level of dedication these professionals have to their craft is truly amazing. It’s also incredible how the most unglamorous methods can end up producing a spectacular, awe-inspiring effect.

What’s your favorite behind-the-scenes secret from Hollywood sets? Share with us in the comments below!

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Period Products Are Totally Free in Scotland

Women have been saying for decades that it’s unfair and classist and sexist to force women to pay for menstrual products.

We don’t ask to menstruate, after all, and without said activity, all of society would cease to exist.

In the way back, women were banished to a “red tent” for the duration, their only company other menstruating women, and I’ve gotta say, that sounds pretty sweet.

That would never work now, because our households would collapse in our 4-5 day absence.

Scotland, though, is the first nation to step up and provide period products for free to every woman under their care.

The legislation came about after four years of grassroots efforts that were spearheaded by Monica Lennon, Scotland’s Labour health spokeswoman.

The Period Products (Free Provision) (Scotland) Act passed unanimously and demands that local authorities make period products available to anyone who needs them free of charge – and some town councils have already been doing that good work going back to 2018.

Lennon spoke about the landmark decision.

“This will make a massive difference to the lives of women and girls and everyone who menstruates.

There has already been great progress at a community level and through local authorities in giving everyone the chance of period dignity.”

The struggle to pay for basic sanitary products on a monthly basis has been a constant source of consternation for people, especially during trying times like the ones we’ve had recently.

 

Research by the grassroots group Women for Independence found that 1 in 5 women has struggled to pay for period products, a fact that impacts their hygiene, health, and wellbeing.

Lennon continued:

“There has been a massive change in the way that periods are discussed in public life.

A few years ago there had never been an open discussion of menstruation in the Holyrood chamber and now it is mainstream.

MSPs have enjoyed being a part of that, and it has encompassed the menopause, endometriosis, as well as the types of products we use and their sustainability.”

Women spend an estimated $18/month on period products, which really adds up between the ages of 12 or so and 50.

The Scottish government had originally challenged the idea that the products should be free to all women, regardless of means, but cross-party support grew in the face of pressure from activists, trade unions, and civil society groups.

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Schools, colleges, and universities will also be required to provide the products for free, and have largely been doing so since 2017.

Many businesses like bars, restaurants, and even football clubs have also been offering free products of their own accord – seeing it had become almost common in recent years.

Lennon and others believe this landmark decision will serve as beacon for other developed nations to follow suit. It proves the the rights of women and girls are important, and at the very least, belong on the agenda.

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People Who Are All Having a Worse Day Than You

We all have bad days, right?

Sure, we do!

But the big difference between you and these folks is that your fails haven’t been included in articles so the whole world can mock you…at least not yet…

But we can work on that another time, right friends?!?!

For now, please enjoy the misfortune of these people who are all definitely not having good days. Let’s take a look.

1. Ouch…all the way through the case, as well.

I hope he’s gonna replace that!

cable guy drills a hole in the side of house, into a closet, through a guitar case, and right through a Martin HD-28V… from Wellthatsucks

2. Good thing you were paying attention.

Your bad day could have gotten even worse.

Walking to my first job this morning with a fresh cup of coffee. That’s not cream, it’s a crow shit hole in one. from Wellthatsucks

3. I think you totally nailed it!

Hey, lookin’ good! Remember, that yearbook will only be around…forever.

Yearbook photo from my first year as a teacher. from Wellthatsucks

4. I guess no one else got the memo, huh?

That’s…kind of embarrassing.

I’m the only person in my entire office of 30 people who dressed up today and I’m in a full body banana suit. from Wellthatsucks

5. I hope you like lots and lots of pepper.

But it looks like just a tad bit too much.

My pepper grinder broke this morning. from Wellthatsucks

6. Gee, thanks a lot!

They really do a great job, don’t they?

DoorDash sent me this as a delivery confirmation photo… from Wellthatsucks

7. Yikes. That is not cool.

I don’t think that’s ever coming out.

Paint lid wasn’t closed properly by the store… from Wellthatsucks

8. Gonna need some heavy lifters to get this baby right-side up.

Do you know any tow truck drivers?

Well I flipped a tractor from Wellthatsucks

9. Uhhhh, what happened here?

This is a total mystery.

This guy bought a smart phone online but received a stone from Wellthatsucks

10. Total disaster area.

You should have read the fine print!

Bought a house in July and they graciously left me a mini fridge in the basement, after moving all my beer and alcohol downstairs I discovered it was infact a freezer. from Wellthatsucks

11. Good thing no one was standing by that window.

Close call!

McLaren inside a dealership gets hit by a loose truck wheel from Wellthatsucks

12. The bib of pain.

That looks very uncomfortable.

Went out on a boat without sunscreen today and now I have what I am calling “the bib of pain” from Wellthatsucks

13. They made quick work of that.

They were obviously professionals.

Walked outside to leave for work today, and some kind individual stole all my wheels… happy holidays! from Wellthatsucks

Okay, now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us about a particularly bad (or even terrible) day that you had lately.

Please and thank you!

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Older Folks Who Are Still Working Out How to Use Social Media

I know it’s funny to post the gaffes of our parents and grandparents on social media, but listen – I give them major props for trying to figure out the technical and social aspects of the internet at all.

I’m a late GenXer, and as someone who grew up both without the internet and with the internet, I think some days it would have been better had not figured it out at all.

These 11 people are trying, bless their hearts, and we thank them for making us laugh.

11. Some things you just can’t ask about.

It would ruin the magic.

Woke up this morning with a text from Grandma from oldpeoplefacebook

10. Where does one even find that background?

I need to know. For reasons.

Good job from oldpeoplefacebook

9. Just say they look nice.

You monster.

Me and my grand children from oldpeoplefacebook

8. You could have called.

Come on, grandson.

Wholesome Sue from oldpeoplefacebook

7. They definitely need some kind of Jesus.

I hope this helped.

BLESS YOU WALMART from oldpeoplefacebook

6. He definitely doesn’t deserve her.

Bless her heart.

We don’t deserve Debra from oldpeoplefacebook

5. It tells you everything you need to know about him, honestly.

So that’s a great use of social media I guess.

My great Uncles profile pic lol from oldpeoplefacebook

4. I bet the people at Walgreens have some stories.

I want to hear them.

My mom had this printed from oldpeoplefacebook

3. When you feel like you’ve entered the Twilight Zone.

It’s probably because you’re talking to someone who saw the original Twilight Zone.

Found in a Facebook group from oldpeoplefacebook

2. You could believe either one.

That’s on you.

On a review of an eye doctor’s office from oldpeoplefacebook

1. Don’t ask why she can’t do it herself.

It will take less time to just do it yourself.

how my mom shops online from oldpeoplefacebook

Hug a Boomer today, y’all. They might be about to find themselves on a list like this one.

What’s the funniest text or post you’ve gotten from an older friend or relative? Tell us about it in the comments!

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What’s the Dumbest Thing Someone Has Said to You? Here’s How People Responded.

I’m really trying to rack my brain about the dumbest thing someone has ever said to me and I gotta say that it’s pretty hard to narrow it down because there are so many qualified candidates.

I guess I’m just blessed…

Are you ready to meet some dummies?

Let’s dig in to some stories from AskReddit users.

1. Well, that’s odd…

“I work in a Government building, one day one of my college educated coworkers asked why there are doctors in the building moving furniture.

Having no clue what she was talking about I asked and she said you know all the guys in scrubs with DOC on the back.

We had hired prisoners to help clear the offices for renovation. DOC was for Department of Correction.”

2. Shocked.

“I was staying at a homestay/language center in South Korea last summer.

I was hanging around with some people and were chatting in English. One lovely lady, with all seriousness, said straight to my face that I don’t look like I’d speak English.

I mean…I’m ethnic Chinese and hold an ASEAN passport but English is a lingua franca like WE LEARN ENGLISH OVER HERE OKAY?

Anyway, sorry for surprising/shocking/amazing/disappointing you?”

3. Not really.

“I’m Jewish and while talking to someone about Hannukah, they said “Oh, that’s the Jewish Christmas.”

Ummm, no.”

4. It’s not fair!

“A student of mine wrote in the class evaluation: “One teacher doesn’t accept wrong answers.”

Still haunts me to this day….”

5. History buff.

“Guy online insisted the millions dead during WWII died only of Typhus.

I pointed out that guards would have died too, plus we had eyewitness accounts and testimony under oath from those who had “gassed” prisoners.

He refused to believe it.”

6. Oh, that’s why?

“I didn’t hear it, but apparently a kid in my social studies test said that Africans came here from Africa because it was better for people and they needed help.

My teacher literally called him an idiot. I’m talking about the slave trade, guys.”

7. SCIENCE.

“Someone in my 8th grade honors science asked the teacher “If we had 86 chromosomes, would we be a duck?”

The teacher and the rest of the class had a good laugh on that one.”

8. Only three states.

“A Puerto Rican girl friend of mine (living in the Bronx at the time) once said, in a group discussion about the different states we had visited, that she had only been to 3 states: New York, New Jersey, and upstate New York. (wait, what???)”

9. When’s Christmas?

“Back around the mid 1990s, when the internet was becoming common in homes, I used to chat in chat rooms.

I chatted to a girl who was about 20 at the time, from the US (me being in Australia.). She was talking about the heat, and I said it was winter here. I said our seasons were the opposite of the US.

So she says “So it’s summer in December there?”, I say yes, then she asks, in all seriousness, “Well when do you have Christmas, then?”.

Definitely the dumbest thing I’ve been asked, and still remember it 20 odd years later.”

10. Makes sense.

“I was in 5th grade and this kid sad that Jesus and Santa Claus are actually brothers but Santa left His family and did drugs.”

11. We need to talk.

“We went to Colorado and my brother back in Maryland, where it was fall, asked if it was summer in Colorado.”

12. That’s all it took.

“That apes evolved into humans when they learned to cook.”

13. You need some new friends.

“I have a friend who pretends to be rich, and once I told her about how I sometimes get bored of watching TV and she said, “well go outside and play on your go-carts, DUH. Oh yeah, you don’t have go-carts.”

Another time another friend (who was not very nice) told me I shouldn’t have given her a gift because I used it before. I said I was sorry to avoid an argument because she was always fighting with me, but I still want that thing back!”

14. Jeez.

“In the military, I had over a year of training in my highly technical field.

At my first duty station, I was sent to the Top Sergeants’ office and told since I was female, I would be working there, typing up documents. I replied that I couldn’t type, but I could repair the typewriter since I was trained in electronics repair.

They sent me back to the shop and got a trained office clerk.”

How about you?

What’s the stupidest thing that someone has ever said to you?

Tell us all about it in the comments!

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Super Accurate Memes That Only True Crime Fans Will Understand

While the world goes up in flames, at least we have a steady stream of true crime podcasts, videos, and memes to keep us sane.

There’s nothing quite like getting comfy and cozy to hear all about some of the most disturbing things that people have ever done.

Here are 12 super accurate true crime memes to hold you over during what just might be the toughest winter yet.

1. Too real

Find somebody who looks at you like this.

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2. Relationships? Never heard of them

On the other hand, who has time for serious emotional investments? I’ve got Crime Watch Daily to binge.

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3. Maybe some day

Yet, we can’t help but search for that special someone we can share the last episode of Ted Bundy: Falling For a Killer with.

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4. Ouch

Robert Stack was a childhood champion for all of us.

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5. They’re called “unsolved” for a reason

Honestly, somebody would actually do this.

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6. The best feeling

After a long day, this is exactly what you deserve.

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7. Treat yourself!

This is our way of emotionally healing from the nightmare that has been 2020.

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8. And another one

No judgment on either end – do whatever you need to do.

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9. That’s one way to handle it

This is a style of conflict resolution I can get behind.

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10. When it really gets in your head

True crime is not only a passion; it’s also a way of life.

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11. Yeah, pretty much

John Wayne Gacy has absolutely nothing on The Nun.

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12. Not for the faint of heart

If you can’t handle the heat, get off of the channel.

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Well, that was a nice palette cleanser before my next serial killer podcast binge. Some might say us true crime addicts have a problem, but maybe everyone else could do with a little bit more murder in their media diet.

Don’t let your only human contact today be Chris Hansen on Dateline. What are some of your favorite true crime memes? Drop them in the comments below!

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People Discuss the Dumbest Thing a Person Has Ever Said to Them

What do you think is the dumbest thing a person has ever said to you?

I want you to think long and hard for a minute…

Okay, what did you come up with? Actually, hold that thought and save your stories for the comments section.

But first…

Let’s take a look at some really dumb things people actually said to folks from AskReddit.

1. A bright one.

“My sister, at 17 and a half years of age, said: “Is that why they’re called containers? Because they contain things?””

2. Not here to serve you.

“When I was around 10 my older brother had a friend who hung out at our place a lot.

One day as I walked through the room where the two of them were watching TV the friend stopped me. Apart from saying hello we never talked to each other before. He said I could pop into the kitchen and make some pancakes for them.

I said I wasn’t there to serve them and I didn’t even know how to make bloody pancakes. His stunned answer: “but… you’re a girl!””

3. The periodic table.

“A girl in 8th grade honors science asks, after our pleas and explanations that she shouldn’t embarrass herself, raises her hand and asks so the entire class can hear, “Why isn’t wood on the periodic table?”

I never liked her anyways.”

4. Not sure what that means.

“I overheard a kid in middle school tell his friend that Canadian hippies are legal when they cross the US/Canada border.”

5. It was faked!

“Get this: the moon landing was faked by Russian scientists trying to get us not to go to the moon.

And all of the astronauts were replaced by Russian clones.

Said by a kid in class…”

6. Science class.

“In 7th grade science, we were learning about fossils. Not a super in depth lesson, but just how they are created and how the affect the earth.

If you’ve never heard about Lucy, she was apparently found in a lake bed, fossilized from about 3 million years ago. She is one of the first “humanoid thingies” ever found.

Anyway, so we watched a video about her, and then the whole class was talking and suddenly a girl raised her hand and said, “how do they know what her name was?” and we had to legit explain it to her that scientists named her.

She was serious.”

7. Major eye roll.

“I am the product of an Irish American father and a Mexican mother (she is still a Mexican citizen).

In grade school, with mostly a Hispanic population, I was told that my mother was not Mexican because she wasn’t brown and didn’t have an accent.

My mom grew up speaking 3 languages, including English, from childhood. All I could do was roll my eyes at the ignorance.”

8. They’re out there…

“A friend of mine tried to convince me that mermaids were real.

His reasoning was because he saw the mockumentary about mermaids on discovery channel and were convinced they were real.

I expected that from my 6 year old niece but not from a 29 year old man.”

9. How rude!

“When I was 12 someone in my class asked if we could be friends.

I said no because she screamed at me every time I was late to class but then called me rude if I talked back (she was one of those kids that thought she was a teacher).

She said “BuT yOu ShOuLdN’t NoT bE fRiEnDs WiTh SoMeOnE jUsT bEcAuSe ThEy’Ve BeEn MeAn To YoU””

10. The trifecta.

“The earth is flat, the moon landing was fake, and my all time favorite, Karens aren’t a threat to society.”

11. Good Lord.

“My friend was pressuring me to take off my mask, she kept saying inhaling your own germs can kill you, especially when you’re breathing heavy.

Let’s just say, we don’t get along as well as we used to anymore.”

12. Wrong!

“”I went on a vacation to Hawaii and swam with Tortoises.”

This was my teacher, and he wouldn’t believe me that Tortoises couldn’t swim even after I looked it up.

He though Turtles from Hawaii were called Tortoises.”

13. Mullet lady.

“One time I was at Petco with my parrots and some random lady came and told me ”The only animal that should be here are dogs and they must have a face covering on”.

I know this sounds fake but this lady was wearing a mullet anything is possible.”

How about you?

What do you think is the stupidest thing someone has ever said to you?

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