Funny Holiday Posts From Your Neighbors on NextDoor

The first time I signed up for NextDoor it was because I’d lost my dog. I never realized, or anticipated, or could in any way prepare myself for the complete and total s**tshow that would come part and parcel with getting to know my neighbors.

Like, the internet has done some wonderful things for our society as a whole, but I think learning about the previously private proclivities and leanings of one’s casual acquaintances is definitely not one of them.

These 13 posts might not technically bring you cheer, but they should make you laugh – if only because this time, it’s not your neighbors.

13. Such holiday spirit!

Don’t be mad yours aren’t done yet, Jim.

12. You’d better hope you didn’t do it before Thanksgiving.

Ousted, you shall be.

11. You gotta love a funny man.

Pithiness is underrated.

10. Just a little multicultural advice.

I hope everyone appreciate this.

9. What would you do?

There are such a wide range of options.

8. What sin has Phil committed?

I really need more answers on this one.

7. This can’t be real.

Even when there’s not a pandemic this can’t be real.

6. The answer is no.

But also…who has a microwave that will fit a 25lb turkey??

5. You would have to be drunk to love people on NextDoor.

You know I’m right.

4. I’m all for being respectful, but 7:30 seems a bit early.

Especially for cats.

3. Legends.

And also the cops definitely are there in spirit.

2. This is not the year for stealing cheer.

We all need it so, so badly.

1. Not a bad gig if you can get it.

But I’m only buying if they’re Olaf-grade.

 

I really can’t, y’all. If you’re not on the app, save yourself now.

If you are, please share your own sordid tales in the comments.

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What Are Dimensions, and How Many Do We Know About?

You’ve probably heard countless sci-fi flicks wax poetic about entering the ninth dimension, but what does that even mean?

What even are dimensions, and how do we exist in them? Are there really nine and counting?

Well, it all depends on how you look at it.

At our most basic understanding, we exist in a world that’s defined by four dimensions: length, width, height, and time.

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Any of these four coordinates can help us determine where exactly we are at any given time. By including time as one of the core dimensions, we can understand that a dimension does not have to be physical or spatial to exist. It can also be a theoretical, unseen concept. As such, plenty of scientists have speculated about the existence of multiple other dimensions. Some have even suggested that there might be as many as 10 or 11 of them.

Now, that sounds like a world of bizarre polygons.

How could more than four dimensions exist? The answer, to some theorists, it simple: all additional dimensions are simply “rolled up” – or hidden to the human eye.

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There are certain limits to what we can and cannot see in terms of multi-dimensional planes:

  • One-dimensional spaces exist on a never-ending line, like an x- or y-axis.
  • Two-dimensional spaces exist on a flat plane, like a sheet of paper or a chess board.
  • Three-dimensional spaces exist pretty much how we see the world around us.
  • And a four dimensional spaces would just factor in time.

But five, six, seven, eight, and all other dimensional spaces of increasing value are a little trickier.

It takes a slightly more complicated explanation to justify the idea of more than four dimensions. Can you imagine that there’s a rolled up, six-dimensional tape hidden within each four-dimensional world? Well, that’s basically the super short way of explaining how ten dimensions could exist, even if they’re not seen.

The long explanation accounts for atoms, particle theory, and a lot more complicated stuff.

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That doesn’t necessarily mean that these theories don’t hold weight, though. Almost anything is possible when it comes to string theory. After all, there’s a lot of empty space between nuclei and electrons in an atom.

What’s going on in that emptiness is still unknown to us. That leaves a lot of possibilities for other dimensions that we just don’t know about yet. There could be 20, 30, even 40 dimensions that exist and effect the world around us. We just can’t see them. That doesn’t make them any less real, though. If all these dimensions do happen to exist, maybe we can find some comfort in the vastness of it all.

What do you think about these possible dimensions? Are they totally bogus, or might they actually be real?

Let us know what you think in the comments!

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Gold Star Families and Veterans Can Visit any National Park for Free

If you know anything about how veterans and the families of those who gave their lives in service to America are treated when the fighting and serving are done, then you know they don’t get nearly enough.

Not enough thanks, not enough healthcare, not enough financial support, you name it.

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And though it may seem like a small thing to let them into the country’s national parks for free, I mean…at least it’s something.

Recently the Department of Veterans Affairs announced that U.S. military veterans and gold star families will have free access to all national parks, wildlife refuges, and other federal lands for as long as they live.

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Secretary of the Interior, David L. Bernhardt, issued a statement.

“With the utmost respect and gratitude, we are granting Veterans and Gold Star Families free access to the iconic and treasured lands they fought to protect starting this Veterans Day and every single day thereafter.”

The passes known as America the Beautiful grant access to more than 2,000 federal recreation sites and 400 million acres of public lands, including Yosemite, the Grand Canyon, Arches, and Mount Rushmore. They normally run you $80 a year.

To nab complimentary access, all veterans have to do is provide identification showing they were in the armed forces, the U.S. National Guard, or the Reserves.

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Gold star families, who have lost a family member while they were serving in a war or military operation outside the U.S. or in an international terrorist attack.

Staying physically active is one of the best ways to nourish our minds and bodies, so as long as everyone is following guidelines as far as social distancing, there’s no reason veterans and their families shouldn’t get out and enjoy.

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