A Man Made His Employer Pay for Their “Use It Or Lose It” Vacation Policy

It can seem like no one really thought some corporate policies out before they implemented them, and the whole “use it or lose it” school of thought on vacation days feels like one of those things.

So does, incidentally, the idea that sick days can’t be “cashed in” to retire a few weeks or months early. If you force people to take their sick days or lose them at the end of their tenure, what exactly do employers think is going to happen?

Personally, I love this r/malicious compliance story quite a lot, so I hop you do, too.

A man’s daughter who clearly loved him tons, and has heard this story often, tells us the tale.

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The backstory is that he was a dedicated, lifelong employee of an oil and gas company, working his entire career as a valued electrical engineer.

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During one of many buyouts, the new bosses asked Gary to travel to D.C. in order to help integrate their new systems.

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He changed around some of his vacation plans to accommodate the new position.

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Gary never complained about many of the inconveniences this new arrangement caused him.

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A few months into the new company’s tenure, they decided to change the vacation policy.

You could no longer roll over 2 weeks of vacation as was previously allowed, which would have caused Gary to have to cancel those plans he’d put off to make this whole transition work.

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He tried to go through the right channels to get an exception, but corporate was having none of it.

So.

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Gary found a way around it by basically arranging for 2 day work weeks for the remainder of the year.

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Things started to go to hell fairly quickly, and by the end of week 2, corporate was ready to talk.

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In the end, Gary got what he deserved, and was able to keep his vacation time to spend time abroad with his wife as he’d planned.

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If you’ve got the leverage and support from your immediate superiors, there’s no need to take corporate “policy” changes lying down, people.

Lesson learned.

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You Don’t Have to Be Inked to Appreciate These Tattoo Memes

Tattoos are a fun outlet for self-expression.

Some people get tattoos to honor a loved one or a life-changing experience. Some people want to cover themselves in beautiful works of art that reflect their personality or values.

And some people just like putting cool and/or stupid sh^t on their bodies, cause they can. To each their own.

But wether you’re inked or not, everyone can appreciate these 14 tattoo memes.

1. Ok, so I get it

But we need some commas.

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2. Parting is such sweet sorrow

One day I’ll get a REAL Spiderman tattoo.

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3. Hmmm

That’s a choice.

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4. Oh hello there

What a pwetty wittle kitty.

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5. You gotta read between the lines

Sometimes the truth hurts.

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6. You can either deny who you truly are

Or embrace it, baby.

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7. Ok, I’m imagining

I’m ok with what I’m seeing.

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8. Ah, I see what you did there.

Do I still have to do dishes?

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9. This is a dad joke if I ever saw one

Is the “ney” on the other knee???

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10. This cannot be real

Even so…it’s making me hungry.

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11. My body is a temple, and a canvas

My body is whatever the hell I want it to be, bit*h.

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12. 5th time’s a charm…

Maybe this is a learning moment.

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13. Awwww:

So cute!

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14. Baby Posh, and Scary Spice!

Oh wait, no. That’s not it.

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If these memes have inspired you to get a tattoo, just keep in mind, this will be a part of your body for the rest of your life.

So maybe skip the “Dis” knee. The cat looking through a champagne class is much classier.

Do you have a tattoo? Tell us about it in the comments!

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Do You Feel More Like an Observer in Life Than a Participant? 14 People Share Their Thoughts.

If you haven’t realized by now that it takes all sorts of people to make the world go ’round, well, you probably haven’t been paying attention. We’re all made up a bit differently – some introverts, some extroverts, some who want attention and others who shun it.

Those are just a few examples, but what happens when you’re dissatisfied with what seems to be your lot in life?

This OP (original poster) is wondering whether feeling like an observer of life instead of someone living their life is normal…and if it’s ok.

Does anyone else feel like they’re just an observer and not an active participant in life? from NoStupidQuestions

These 14 people have some great thoughts on the matter.

14. It could be anything. Or just a human thing.

Really! I’ve been saying this about myself for decades. I looked up depression and every definition or take on it. I know that’s not a diagnosis but I feel like I’m not depressed. A pussy maybe? An avoider of tangled webs? Sure. Someone who just doesn’t really care? Definitely. I remember reading that people felt weird eating alone or going to the movies alone. It never crossed my mind just like this.

I’m just generally amused by observing. I hate to say it but it’s the only thing that fits. Nihilist maybe? Cringy, I know.

I sleep because I’m sleepy. I eat because I’m hungry. I do whatever I feel is bothering me the most in the moment. That is as far as purpose as I’ll go. As far as meaningful stuff in the future that will inevitably come up, I’ll cross that road when it comes but try not to look back in regret.

Go ahead and give me an online diagnosis based just on what I wrote. It’s ok, it’s free so I’ll take it with a grain of salt!

13. Get out and do it…someday.

i feel that way because i never really do anything. even though i want this life full of adventure and crazy stories.

i never go out and make them happen.

i kind of just exist, like i always have

12. It might be depression.

High functioning depression sounds like this.

I’ve always enjoyed people watching and observing rather than doing. But then I force myself to do a lot of things even though I never truly enjoy them, seeing my friends/family enjoy that I’m there is something.

Making others happy around you makes you feel like your life has more meaning and a purpose.

11. The grass is not always greener.

I lead a life that most people think is full of adventure and crazy stories, and somehow I often feel like the observer too.

10. It might be the worse kind of depression.

as someone with severe depression who gets dissociation, depersonalization and derealisation I disagree.

dissociating is extremely unpleasant

9. No one’s life is all highlights.

One thing I’ve read is, “Don’t compare someone else’s highlight reel to your behind the scenes footage.”

I think that’s important to remember.

8. Some people are just happy being alone.

Yeah, I feel like I’ve observed my whole life and never really participated, but I’ve pretty much always been ok with it. I never thought it was a problem. I’ve always been ok with being the only person in my life. I love doing things alone.

When I’m with others, especially groups, I very much struggle to find meaning in the interactions so I basically just observe, but not in a sad way, I just don’t feel the need to participate unless I’m doing so in a way that is meaningful/helpful.

I was diagnosed with depression a few years back and I’ve been “managing” it ever since. But the funny thing is, when I look back to when I was a child, I felt the same. And even looking into the future, if I end up with someone, or have kids or whatever, I feel like it won’t change the core of my default mode.

But like I said, I’m not unhappy with it. It just is what it is and I don’t mind haha

7. Being left behind doesn’t feel great.

Yeah.

For a couple of years I’ve kind of just feel like I’m invisible or something.

Or like I’m stuck in place while everyone else goes on without me. Feels bad, man.

6. Don’t worry about pretending.

I’m on the exact same page, man.

I don’t care about diagnoses.

My behavior is the result of my nihilistic perspective and I’m fine with it.

I’m not happy about it. I’m not sad about it. But I’m definitely over trying to pretend that I care about things that I don’t.

The biggest stressor in my life is my family trying to convince me that something’s wrong. I take care of myself. I eat well. I exercise. I have no debt or dependents.

I could disappear right now and nobody’s life would be interrupted.

5. There are ways up and out.

I felt like this for years.

Struggled with depression, anxiety, and a slew of other things during that time. Last year, I got a job at a Juvenile treatment center, more specifically a trauma center. Got some promotions, started making good money and became pretty well liked at work. Since then I’ve made a lot of really good friends (funny how stress and really crazy situations bring people together) and I’ve been a lot happier.

Helping kids and having people who look to me when shit hits the fan has really done a lot for my confidence in life. Doing odd jobs before, and going through the motions, without putting effort into work or my relationships really did make me feel like I just kind of existed. I’m like, waaaaay more tired all the time now, but at least I have a lot of good reasons to wake up in the morning now.

4. Huh.

Depersonalization.

Everything is so surreal and I feel like I’m watching my life play out. I’m aware, but not aware. Often I’ll know where I am physically, but not know where I am physically. It’s pretty f*cking wack just basically being a ghost unable to grasp the world around you.

3. Hold your breath and leap.

The “stuck in place” part hit me hard. Wanting to change and develop yourself, but never really getting closer to where you want to be is a shitty feeling. I don’t have the perfect plan for overcoming this, but i do think that the “just go for it” method is a possible solution.

Going for opportunities and being in uncomfortable situations made me happier and more socially active. Creating opportunities, like finally getting a job was also helpful and made me feel a bit of accomplishment.

I wish you the best, truly and i hope you find yourself in control over your life soon. Stay strong my man.

2. Find your meaning.

This happened to me when I went to University. I was the second best student in my class in college, I was proud of that fact.

As soon as I went to Uni I realized just how small I am how pointless everything was as there’s another 300 people just like me doing this course, another 30,000 around the country doing the same thing. Why should I try If someone else could easily replace me. If theres another 30,000 people doing this course then why should I try, why should I bother with anything.

I actually dropped out of Uni after my second year because of depression. Went to a therapist for a handful of sessions before going on antidepressants for a year.

Feel much better now and really enjoy life, especially the new course im doing at uni ?

1. It never hurts to get a professional opinion.

I went through this big time in college. The best description I found was from a song. “Have you ever walked through a room But it was more like the room passed around you? Like there was a leash around your neck that pulled you through…”

But yea. That’s a sign of depression. Start by putting extra effort into connecting with friends and family. If that’s either too hard to do or not enough to help you out I suggest talking to a professional.

I think everyone feels this way sometimes, but it would be disconcerting to feel this way all the time.

If you’ve got thoughts of your own, share them with us in the comments!

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Two-Sentence Horror Stories That Are Legit Scary

You don’t need many words to make a big impact on a story – you just need the right words. 500 pages or, in these 13 cases, just a few sentences, it doesn’t matter.

If you’ve got something scary, bring the goods and the goosebumps will find your readers.

13. I screamed a little.

It sat on my shelf, with thoughtless porcelain eyes and the prettiest pink doll dress I could find.

Why did she have to be born still?

12. Parents have nightmares, too.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.”

I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

11. It’s always a face.

The grinning face stared at me from the darkness beyond my bedroom window.

I live on the 14th floor.

10. There’s a whole story here.

The doctors told the amputee he might experience a phantom limb from time to time.

Nobody prepared him for the moments though, when he felt cold fingers brush across his phantom hand.

9. Definitely a ghost.

There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping.

I live alone.

8. Speaks to a primal fear.

I can’t move, breathe, speak or hear and it’s so dark all the time.

If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.

7. Only one sentence. Boom.

I just saw my reflection blink.

6. Never look up.

Don’t be scared of the monsters, just look for them.

Look to your left, to your right, under your bed, behind your dresser, in your closet but never look up, she hates being seen.

5. Ghost stories, man.

Working the night shift alone tonight.

There is a face in the cellar staring at the security camera.

4. It’s the “again” that does it.

I woke up to hear knocking on glass.

At first, I though it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.

3. 80s kids everywhere know a party is about to start.

They delivered the mannequins in bubble wrap.

From the main room I begin to hear popping.

2. I don’t like that at all.

They celebrated the first successful cryogenic freezing.

He had no way of letting them know he was still conscious.

1. It wasn’t me.

She asked why I was breathing so heavily.

I wasn’t.

Some of these sent a shiver straight down my spine!

Which one got to you the most? Tell us in the comments.

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These Cats Are Jerks, but That’s Why We Love Them

Cats wouldn’t be cats if they weren’t just a little bit evil. A tad malicious. Hell, their idea of a good time is playing with a mouse until it’s dead.

But that’s why we like them. Cats are the “bad boy” of the pet world. There’s something about their sassiness, disregard for the rules, withholding of affection, and utter lack of giving a f*ck that has us wrapped around their little toe beans.

Take these cats for example. These 15 cats are absolute jerks, but that’s exactly why we love them.

1. Don’t worry human, I’ll save you!

Quickly, escape from the water while I keep it distracted.

Heard my husband screaming while in the shower..walked in on this from CatsAreAssholes

 

2. A pot of rice is not a litter box

But I can see how you might think it is.

Turned my back for a minute and she peed in 20 cups of uncooked rice… from Wellthatsucks

 

3. Don’t test me human…

I am not a cat to be trifled with.

Quarantine – Day 4 from CatsAreAssholes

 

4. He found the toilet paper

My God have mercy on their bottoms.

My cat loves to shred toilet paper. Today, she found my entire stash. from funny

 

5. Thief! Thief!

And I almost got away with it, if it hadn’t been for you meddling humans.

6. Cats don’t take to well

to be told where they can or cannot go.

7. This is why we can’t have nice things.

Was it worth it, cat?

This is why we can’t have nice things from CatsAreAssholes

 

8. Plants are friends

NOT food.

derp eets succulent from AnimalsBeingDerps

9. Are we in an anime right now?

Because this is too cute to be real.

Predator from CatsAreAssholes

 

10. When your cat is jealous of your computer

Yeah. Working from home is going great.

It’s hard to work with a cat around from aww

11. This cat locked its owners out of the car

Just cause.

My wife and I are on our way to a wedding in Vermont and we pulled over on the highway to switch drivers and as soon as we got out our cat Diesel stepped on the lock button and locked us out. from CatsAreAssholes

12. I’ve heard of Bread Kittens

But this is a little much.

Just why.. from CatsAreAssholes

13. Work smarter not harder, am I right?

It gets the job done.

14. Hey look they’re friends

Oh wait, no they’re sworn enemies. My mistake.

My neighbor’s cat drops by every once in a while to stick his head through the window and scream at my cat from AnimalsBeingJerks

15. Remember what I said about cats and toilet paper?

There’s nothing left we can do.

I needed to use the restroom and saw this instead from AnimalsBeingJerks

Despite the broken TVs, the pee-soaked rice, and the toppled over trash-cans, for some reason we just keep loving cats.

They can scratch us, bite us, wake us, sneak up on us, and yet somehow, at the end of the day, once they start purring and making biscuits on the blanket, we can’t help but go “Awww” and give them a big snuggle.

Is your cat a jerk? Let us know in the comments.

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Two-Sentence Stories That Will Send Chills Down Your Spine

Some authors, such as Stephen King, use a whole lot of words to scare the pants off their readers.

To be fair, sometimes Stephen King writes short stories that are just as scary, but no matter how brief those tales turn out to be, they’re all shorter than two sentences.

Which is what makes these 11 spine-tingling stories all the more special, if you ask me – read through and see whether or not you agree!

11. I want to read more.

The funeral attendees never came out of the catacombs.

Something locked the crypt door from the inside.

10. Alone in the dark.

You get home, tired after a long day’s work and ready for a relaxing night alone.

You reach for the light switch, but another hand is already there.

9. It’s happening again…

My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was an intruder in our house.

She was murdered by an intruder 2 years ago.

8. That second sentence catches your breath.

My daughter won’t stop crying and screaming in the middle of the night.

I visit her grave and ask her to stop, but it doesn’t help.

7. Everyone’s scared of being buried alive.

I was having a pleasant dream when what sounded like hammering woke me.

After that, I could barely hear the muffled sound of dirt covering the coffin over my own screams.

6. Scary enough.

Day 312.

Internet still not working.

5. Run!

You hear your mom calling you into the kitchen.

As you are heading down the stairs you hear a whisper from the closet saying “Don’t go down there honey, I heard it too.”

4. Like…how far back?

I kiss my wife and daughter goodnight before I go to sleep.

When I wake up, I’m in a padded room and the nurses tell me it was just a dream.

3. Every parent’s nightmare. One of them, anyway.

She went upstairs to check on her sleeping toddler.

The window was open and the bed was empty.

2. Never dangle your feet off!

You’re laying in bed and with your feet dangling out of the covers.

You feel a hand grab your feet.

1. Very well done.

“I can’t sleep” she whispered, crawling into bed with me.

I woke up cold, clutching the dress she was buried in.

Eep! I shouldn’t have read through these in the dark.

Did any of these really make your stomach drop? Tell us which in the comments!

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A Company Created a Hidden Cat Maze Bed Frame People Will Love

Cats are great pets. They’re cute and cuddly, don’t need to be taken outside to use the restroom, and as a bonus, they keep pesky mice out of the home.

However, they can also be a pain when it comes to keeping the furniture in good condition. Unless trained otherwise, cats will dig their claws into couches, carpets, blinds, and beds. In fact, they love destroying the underside of a bed or couch and turning in into their own private hideout.

That’s why this cat maze bed frame, by CatLife is SO exciting.

Image Credit: CatLife

This is the Gatrimonial bed.

With a bed frame like this one, you’ll never have to worry about your cats destroying the underside of your bed again! Along with the frame comes a bed base and a back.

Unfortunately, the Gatrimonial bed is priced at $2,120,000 – $2,650, 000. (Gulp)

Image Credit: CatLife

But just look at how cool it is!

With a bed frame like this, your cat (or dog) can both hide away when they need some privacy, and entertain themselves by weaving through this wooden maze.

Honestly, it’s about time someone invented this.

CatLife has a full line of products for cat owners and their cats.

Like the Gatrimonial bed, many of their other products help to create cat-friendly spaces in a sleek and modern home.

If you have the money to spare, why not live with your cat in style?

Avoid the cat-scratched furniture by investing in furniture made specifically for you and your cat.

Would you buy the Gatrimonial bed?

Let us know in the comments.

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People Talk About This Question: The IRS Knows What We Owe, So Why Don’t They Send Bills Instead of Making Us Do Taxes?

I feel the sentiment behind this question to the depths of my soul I hate doing taxes. Loathe them.

As someone who is self-employed, though, I know why the IRS wants us to do our own taxes – they figure we’re going to cop to income they might not know about specifically.

That, or we’re going to report giving income to someone else who doesn’t report it, something like that.

Also, though, they would have no way of knowing about expenses, etc, if we didn’t tell them, but that said, the majority of single income, W2 earners aren’t coming up with any of those surprises.

Here are 17 other reasons the IRS is probably never going to let you out of this chore.

17. Stay paranoid, people.

This is one of the few actual answers. Taxes as a way to 1) collect government funds and 2) encourage certain behaviors. The govt wants an educated population. How does the government know how much you spent on education expenses? How does the government know if you gave anything to charity? And on the business side of tax, how do they know how much money a business has come from debt? Companies don’t want to much debt because it makes it more risky, but interest is tax deductible.

You don’t want the government knowing all of your whereabouts. This is how you get government overreach. To ensure that you gave them the correct amount, they do compare it to how much your employers report, but they actually use a statistical method called sampling to randomly (but also not so randomly to the people who are way off) decide whether to send someone to verify of what was reported was correct. The penalties of knowingly lying on your taxes is huge.

Can you get away with not reporting other income? Probably, but in an audit, if this is a large amount that went unreported you are going to have some problems.

16. It’s all about the money.

Because the tax preparation industry is huge and makes billions of dollars off this system. Everyone of your financial institutions reports your finances to the IRS so yes they already know how much you owe. Ronald Reagan wanted to make file taxes and easy as getting a bill but couldn’t because companies like H & R Block are huge lobbyist.

15. And all trails lead to Washington’s pockets.

To influence tax law by lobbying, implies legislators are willing to be influenced by lobbying, instead of doing their jobs and representing the people.

When are we going to start blaming those legislators?

14. It’s simple…for some people.

They don’t know how much you owe.

They know what your W-2 says, and what any 1099s you received say.

They don’t know if you had extra income that wasn’t reported – drug sales, lemonade stand, gambling winnings, etc.

They don’t know what deductions you have – new baby, high medical expenses, gambling losses, student loan or mortgage interest, etc.

If you used the correct withholding information, and only had a steady salary that was reported properly – then withholding should have taken enough money.

They probably owe you money, but you have to file to get it back.

13. Because they enjoy the confusion.

Had an old boss who was a prior ordering clerk of some sort in the US Navy. He explained to me many times how they were often required to order compulsory supplies from inter-government agencies that were ridiculously inflated compared to any other private vendor, and a bunch of other things that pointed to it all basically being a giant, cannibalistic method of basically laundering money around the system from within.

This was explained to me at a hazmat job I did for a while, one year as we all waited for the EPA to shake us down like they did every year, despite our following the prior stated rules and regs to the letter, through their purposely vague definitions of some criteria and ability to have changed some written minutiae between visits that there is almost no way to be aware of unless you work for them.

I also worked for the IRS briefly as a CSR during filing seasons, and I can fully confirm that requiring taxpayers to do their own return only results in confusion, mistakes and a shitload of paid government employees.

12. It’s all very complicated.

That would be a while lot easier, but we have a more complex and layered system I guess.
We pay federal income tax, many of us pay state income tax, property owners pay county property taxes, and some of us pay city payroll taxes. When we file, we get credits across some of those different jurisdictions for what we paid. Of course, that’s totally separate from the various excise and sales taxes paid on good or services.

We’ve also got a lot of industry pressure from companies that either hire accountants for tax time (like H&R Block), or that sell software for filing taxes. They are making money by keeping the system complex and inaccessible.

11. Like I said.

They don’t always know how much you owe. People with really simple taxes, a W-2 and a basic 1099-int, maybe. The gov. generally knows only your income, and then, not always.

They don’t know your deductions and trusting their bill would result in overpayment of taxes, especially if you are involved in any type business, have more complex investments, or use any deductions such as spending on childcare for example.

There are many deductions and credits that the gov’t does not track or know about unless you tell them via filing a tax return.

10. Ah, sweet summer children with deductions and refunds.

If the government knows how much I owe.

They know how much your employer reported to you.

THAT IS ALL.

​They have no idea what you’re going to claim.

​If you have “simple” taxes. one paycheck, one job. one house, no kids, etc… no, it doesn’t make “much sense”..

But once you get into anything more sophisticated, there are MANY reasons..

9. You might not like the result.

This already basically happens.

If you don’t file your tax return they will calculate it with their default values and bill you for it.

Since you don’t get any deductions its typically higher than if you filed. If they got rid of the late filing penalties and just sent you the bill then it would basically be what everyone is asking for.

8. No stepping on toes.

Because TurboTax lobbies to keep the tax system complicated and difficult.

The IRS is legally forbidden from using the information they already have to do your taxes for you, because that’d step on the profits of the tax-prep industry.

7. Some people ruin it for the rest of us.

This is also part of why taxes are so complicated. The more complicated, the more likely you’re going to use those tax services.

Also, some taxes codes are complicated because of thieves trying to find loopholes to not pay their fair share of taxes.

6. You don’t even know what a write-off is…

Your answer is write offs. If you track your spending in work related things, they are tax write offs to help you get money back. Any interest paid on a mortgage, vehicle milage for work excluding commute, home office supplies, work clothes, work meals, moving for work, all examples of tax write offs. Generally I have 12k-15k in write offs each year.

If they just sent me a bill or for some, their return, you wouldn’t get to include all your write offs.

All these people saying it’s a scam for H&R block or turbo tax are dead wrong. A vast majority of the country files taxes and uses write offs. Just because the ignorant few aren’t taking advantage of this system, does not make it some big conspiracy.

5. Of course it is.

I’m from Europe and that is how it’s done in every European country.

4. Ding ding ding.

I am an independent contractor, so there is no way at all the government knows how much I make, let alone my expenses.

They could make predictive calculations based on the industry, but there are probably only a few thousand of us in the US, and incomes vary quite a bit, so I would not like to see their guess.

3. That sounds heavenly.

Even in Greece, the bottom of the barrel, I login into the tax site, and it has already autocompleted everything. I can always do some tweaks if something has changed and slipped through the cracks

2. It’s a slippery slope.

Continue with that kind of thinking and you’ll be questioning why we don’t have a fair tax code that forces the highest earners to pay the highest percentage of their earnings in tax!

1. They need you to rat on yourself.

They don’t know how much you owe, they just have a vague idea.

They don’t know if you made income from an alternative source that didn’t show up on a W2 or 1099, and they don’t know what deductions and credits you plan to claim.

Man, I wish there was a way to avoid taxes.

Maybe someday I’ll be rich enough. Fingers crossed!

What do you think about this topic? Let us know in the comments!

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Nerdy Tattoo Memes to Make You Smile

Tattoos are very serious. A tattoo is a statement. It’s a work of art. It tells the world WHO you ARE.

But what to choose? The sword of Gryffindor? Captain America’s shield? Daniel Levy’s eyebrows? Oh, I can’t decide!

Until you’ve settled on the perfect tattoo from your favorite fandom, enjoy these 13 nerdy tattoos, to make you smile.

1. Talk about wearing your heart on your sleeve

No one will ever be able to tell him, “Get a life.”

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2. “Wa-hoo!”

How many coins is that worth?

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3. I don’t know what’s worse

The fact that this exists, or the fact that someone chose to put this on their body.

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4. Now this is funny

Gross, but funny.

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5. Hopeless is right

Romantic, not so much.

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6. Don’t you dare.

They’ll find out on their own. One day.

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7. I’m scared

Confused and scared.

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8. May I write you a check?

Please put down the potato peeler!

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9. What’s wrong with this guy?

He’s just a cute, wittle, chonky tiger.

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10. Now you see it

Now you don’t.

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11. You can never go wrong when you choose Pikachu

To be a piece of you.

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12. You’re missing a Mike.

Clearly this is incomplete…

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13. There he is

The best Mike of them all.

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The Pikachu tattoo is actually pretty cute. I would consider getting that one, and even the life hearts.

If your friend tells you they’re planning to tattoo words on their body, make sure they get someone to proofread before going under the needle.

Do you have a tattoo celebrating your favorite fandom? Tell us all about it in the comments!

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