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In Russian culture “British Scientists” is a running joke and Internet meme used as an ironic reference to absurd news reports about scientific discoveries, particularly ones that have no practical value. For example, “British scientists debunked the myth that mice love cheese.”
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A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess was written over a period of three weeks after he was misdiagnosed with brain cancer and given a year to live.He decided to spend that year writing five novels to provide for his wife after his death. Ironically, he outlived her.
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From 1881-1890, a baboon named Jack was the assistant of a disabled railway signalman in South Africa. The signalman trained Jack to push his wheelchair and to operate the railways signals. After Jack’s job competency was verified, he was paid 20¢ a day, and half a bottle of beer each week.
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There was a 70 year study on over 70,000 children in Britain after WW2 on how to be a good parent. The most important factor is, don’t be poor. Other factors include listening, setting goals, exercise, and maintaining a bedtime.
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Drayton Daugherty was a doctor who cured a dying man by pretending to undo a voodoo hex in a last ditch effort after modern medicine didn’t work. The man believed he was cured and lived for ten more years.
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In 1943, 4 children found the skeletonised body of a woman inside a wych elm in Hagley Wood. Soon after graffiti that read, “Who put Bella down the Wych Elm?” appeared, along with other messages in the same hand. Similar graffiti has appeared since, changed to “Who put Bella in the Witch Elm?”
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In 1966 after failing for 3 years to extinguish a gas well fire Soviet authorities decided to use a 30kt atomic bomb. It was detonated at a depth of 1,500m, crushing the well and extinguishing the flames in seconds. Following this success the same technique was use on 4 other well fires. This was carried […]
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Parents with more than one kid, we feel your pain, and we want to provide you with some comic relief.
You’ve been putting up with a helluva lot this year and we believe that is our duty to give you a break and make you laugh.
Let me paint a picture for you and you tell me if this sounds familiar: your house has become a war zone, with the kids fighting, which leads to you fighting with your partner, which leads to the entire household becoming a bubbling cauldron that is just waiting to explode!
Does that describe your household?
That’s what I thought!
So take a break from the madness and laugh at some funny tweets!
Let’s go!
They really love each other!
In honor of National Sibling Day my kids have decided to hug each other in a very aggressive choke hold kind of way.
— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) April 10, 2018
Parents, does this look familiar?
7yo: I’m sad
Me: bc your brother’s gone on a trip?
7yo: *nods glumly*
Me: but now you can play with his stuff and he won’t even know
7yo: it’s not the same if he’s not here to get mad at me— Sabaa Tahir (@sabaatahir) October 2, 2019
We know about the old days…
I love how horrified my mom acts when my kids show even the slightest hint of sibling rivalry. As if she didn’t spend her entire life watching my siblings and I try to murder each other.
— The Mom at Law® (@TheMomAtLaw) January 30, 2019
But it could backfire…
Considering getting my toddler a sibling so she has somebody else to tattle on besides me.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) July 27, 2017
Some of the lessons are interchangeable.
You know how when you were a kid playing a game with your sibling and you were terrible so you'd say, "Okay, I'm going to start playing FOR REAL now," and you'd give it your all but you still sucked? That's how dieting has been going for me lately.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) February 1, 2019
It’s all in there!
If you don't respond to an older child's complaint that their younger sibling hit them with "What did you do to deserve it?" … did you even read your parent manual (page 33 paragraph 2)?
— The Dad Briefs
(@SladeWentworth) March 27, 2019
But you’re really impressed.
Parenting is hard because when you give your kid candy to give to their sibling and the sibling says, “Can I eat this?” to which they respond “No you stick it up your butt” you have to pretend to be mad
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) May 30, 2020
Who will get there first?!?!
Nothing ignites sibling rivalry quite like buttons on an elevator.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 24, 2015
But keep telling yourself that…
That’s awesome that your kids are at their grandma’s for the next four days and yes I’m well aware that means you’re kid free for four days, but this morning I got to enjoy THREE FULL SIPS of hot coffee before needing to break up a sibling fight, so pretty much same.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) February 21, 2019
These kids are pretty smart…
11yo: I'm bored.
Me: Go play with your brother.
11yo: You said we have to distance ourselves.
Me: Not from your brother.
11yo: This just got so much worse than I thought it would be.— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) March 15, 2020
Pay attention to this one!
Parenting tip: Have two kids so you can keep your lazy butt in the car & say, "Go get your brother" when picking one up at a friends house.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) June 5, 2016
Feel free to use it.
During a sibling argument about who is better, my 6yo retorted, “Well, it’s not like you’re going to climb Mt. Everest.” And this is my new go-to comeback.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 6, 2019
You fight just BECAUSE, okay?
Me: Where’d that bruise come from?
7-year-old: *motions to sister* We were fighting!
Me: Why?
7-year-old: Do we need a reason?
Pretty sure she just summed up every sibling relationship ever.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) January 11, 2020
Okay, now we want to hear from all the readers out there who have kids!
How are you holding up? Are you about to lose your marbles during these crazy times?
Talk to us in the comments and let us know what’s up!
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Dogs, dogs, everywhere there are dogs.
Do you ever find yourself singing this in your head to the theme of that famous song “Signs”?
Of course you do, you’re only human! And I do it, too!
And we do it because we have DOGS on our minds ALL DAY LONG. It’s only natural, because dogs are one of the greatest things we get to enjoy in our lives. They bring us so much joy and can brighten even the darkest day that we might have on any given day.
So what do you say that we honor our furry friends with some funny and adorable memes, okay?!?! Let’s get it started!
This look says it all…
But I’d sure like to!
And I want it NOW.
It works every time.
They really are the best.
You gotta love it!
The unicorn dog!
This has to be the place!
It works!
You’re hired!
But we’re glad she is still here and helping others!
What a great smile.
This is the kind of quiz I would like to take.
Those were great! And now we want to hear from you!
Share a photo of your furry best friend in the comments with us.
And tell us a little bit about them as well.
We can’t wait to meet all these guys and gals!
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Oh, moms and dads…we can only imagine the trials and tribulations that you’re experiencing right now.
Especially if you have MORE THAN ONE KIDDO to look after during these unprecedented and turbulent times.
You’re trapped in the house with no escape and, as you can probably guess, the kids are at each others’ throats…and then that spills over to the parents who then lose their minds and turn on each other, etc.
The whole thing is just a huge fiasco!
But, at least you can laugh with some of these funny tweets from parents who are parenting siblings…let’s take a look.
You know it’s gonna end badly…
When a kid asks a sibling to play a game of tag, they're basically asking if their sibling wants to take a jog that ends in a fight.
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) March 9, 2017
We’ve all been there before.
No one is as obnoxiously well-behaved as a child whose sibling is getting yelled at.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 27, 2020
Let the crying commence.
Hell hath no fury like a child whose sibling touched the automatic door opener button before they did.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 14, 2018
It’s a non-stop tug of war.
I see it
I like it
I want it
I got it– my kids whenever they see a toy that belongs to their sibling
— MomTransparenting (@momtransparent1) January 22, 2020
Stop before Mom gets here!
Nobody has a better bedside manner than a kid who’s trying to get their sibling they just punched to stop crying before their parents hear.
— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) April 25, 2020
I’d like to know the outcome of this.
Overheard in my house: "I'll give you thirteen dollars to stop being my sibling."
—
Just Linda
You’ll do it and you’ll like it!
8: I’m bored
Me: play with your brother or sister
8: don’t want to
Me: ok we spent thousands of pounds on fertility treatments to get them for you so you need to fucking play with them— MumInBits (@MumInBits) August 5, 2020
This is a tough one…
What I said: "Don't kick your sister in the back"
What I meant: "Don't kick your sister"
What she heard: "Kick your sister someplace else"
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 29, 2016
And that’s not what I meant.
Asking your child to go get their sibling for dinner is just asking them to stand next to you and scream their sibling's name.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) June 27, 2018
And delightful!
Today’s breakfast:
I'll have an order of a missing shoe, with a side of child crying because her sibling won't stop singing.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) November 14, 2017
But let’s try to save time, okay?
If I could just go ahead and get a prescription for the toddler licking the floor that’d save me another trip here next week.
-Me at the doctors office with multiple kids.— Maryfairyboberry
(@maryfairybobrry) February 4, 2020
Didn’t really see that coming…
"STOP TELLING YOUR BROTHER THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE RHINO POWERS!!" is something that I never knew I'd be yelling this often.
— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) June 17, 2014
Just like the WWE.
The dream is sleeping in on Sunday, the reality is the sibling rivalry cage match happening in the living room needs a referee.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 15, 2015
Happens every single time.
Me: Hey bud, you want to read a book?
3:
Me: Do a puzzle?
3:
Me: Paint?
3:
Me: Okay well I have to put your brother down for a nap. Just be quiet please.
3: [Leads a marching band through living room while on parade float]
— A Bearer Of Dad News
(@HomeWithPeanut) July 10, 2019
How about you, moms and dads?
Are your kids driving you a little bit nuts right now?
Talk to us in the comments and tell us how it’s going!
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