Hilarious Memes for Looking and Laughing and Sharing

If you printed out all the memes on the internet and stacked them on top of each other…scientists estimate that that would be a stupid waste of time. Because there are so many memes, you see. And also printers are finicky.

Here are some memes you can just look at on your screen. For laughing.

15. The master plan

Looks like life’s gonna be a real scream.

Via: Someecards

14. Checked out

“How much of that stuff did I smoke?”

Via: Someecards

13. Killing the mood

You start feeling like maybe you’re gonna be the subject of the next episode.

Via: Someecards

12. Whoop-de-doodle-doo

What do you even have to be stressed about, you are a chicken.

Via: Someecards

11. Perfect vision

Let me frame the situation a little differently.

Via: Someecards

10. Heat waves

Burning on the edges, frozen in the middle.

Via: Someecards

9. Food for thought

Visions of sugarplums dance in my head.

Via: Someecards

8. Start your engines

I swear these machines are just lonely and want our attention.

Via: Someecards

7. Work it out

Hey for all I know, I’m doing the same.

Via: Someecards

6. Hopes and prayers

Against all odds, the tail wags eternal.

Via: Someecards

5. Get over IT

Just a couple of brothers clownin’ around.

Via: Someecards

4. I’m on a roll

I’m sorry you have to see me like this.

Via: Someecards

3. Show me the dough

How can something so delicious do me wrong?

Via: Someecards

2. That’s a stretch

A morning in vs a night out.

Via: Someecards

1. The American way

This is me and I will never apologize for it.

Via: Someecards

Man, I sure am glad I have both these eyes in my head or I’d have never seen all those great memes. Thanks, eyes. You’re the real MVPs.

What’s your favorite place to find memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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People Share Things That Have Become Obsolete Since the Year 2000

It’s odd to think just how much has changed in the past twenty years. If you’re over a certain age, it’s strange to think how long ago the year 2000 was, if we’re being honest.

Between the rapidly shifting state of the world and the constantly updating of how we use the internet and technology, there are more than a few things that were normal 20 years ago – and are now completely obsolete.

10. Cell phones were way different!

Long phone calls with your crush (after 8pm cause it was free then).

Just having a limited number of minutes and text messages you could use in a month.

In HS I texted my friend during class, complaining about how the bag of chips I’d bought at the vending machine was mostly air. After school she said “If you ever cost me 10 cents for something so stupid again I’m going to kill you.”

9. Kids today have it so easy.

Lol! If I wanted to know lyrics I’d have to sit with my tape player if I owned the cassette and/or recorded off the radio, and play, write it down, rewind, make corrections, rinse, repeat.

It was a little better when I was in middle school and CD players were more popular. My parents got me one for Xmas 1998. CDs were easier to track back and forward so writing lyrics was less tedious. God, if kids these days knew that I/we did that…

they’d probably try to bully me cause they’re all little Tik Tok jerks now.

8. So many sibling fights!

Waiting for the internet to connect. Yelling at someone in the house for being on the phone when you can’t connect.

I kept a folder of music lyrics that I ripped out of Dolly/Girlfriend magazines. Also loved reading the booklet inside the CD of all the lyrics.

Recording songs off the radio to make a personal mix tape. Always got annoyed at the DJ for talking over the end of the song.

7. Smoking sections everywhere.

I have a vivid memory from around 2000 of being at a fine dining restaurant with my family and my grandmother casually smoking a cigarette and ashing into a crystal ashtray and nobody batting an eye.

Today I think you’d get arrested for smoking in a restaurant, at the very least you’d get kicked out by the manager

6. Your parents probably had one, though.

Not having a cell phone.

Having a few quarters on you instead. Oh, and a beeper.

5. Not sorry this is gone. Ha!

Saying dot com at the end of everything because it was cool to do so.

Woah dude, that’s so sweet. it’s the bomb dot com!

expedia DOT CooOOOOOOOOMMMMMmmm jingle, but just applied to any .com.

4. You have to go through so many bad ones.

Struggling to find a clean .mp3 file of that new hot song to burn onto your cd, meticulously kept in a binder with its peers.

3. They’re near and dear to your heart.

Having burnt CDs from your friends with no writing on them but you know what songs are on it because you recognize CD just from its color

2. That dial-up sound is burned in our brains.

Using AOL.

No one else will tell me when I have mail.

1. BINDERS of CDs.

My car got broken into and they stole my stereo and binders of burnt CDs. I was more mad about the CDs because I could buy a new stereo but it’s a pain in the ass to burn dozens of CDs again.

I hope those thieves enjoyed a lot of prog rock.

I’m feeling especially decrepit now, how about you?

What would you put on this list? Do you miss it?

Tell us about it in the comments!

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Hilarious Posts That Could Only Have Been Written by Canadians

If there’s one thing people know and can count on without a doubt, it’s that Canadians will continue to be delightfully kind and strange in equal measure.

They’re not frighteningly strange, you know…just a bit off.

And they’re not sickeningly sweet, they just try to be nice when they can.

All of which is abundantly clear in these 14 posts, who really couldn’t have been written by anyone else.

14. That’s one brave shopkeep.

Moose are so big.

https://fanndists.tumblr.com/post/48813883416

13. The wallet got the souvenirs?

Or maybe the were for the wallet’s owner…

https://bettiebloodshed.tumblr.com/post/51975511242/awellkept-secret-this-guy-in-my-class-said-his

12. It’s the only thing that makes sense.

Think about it.

https://fressssssssssh.tumblr.com/post/73272270736

11. “Illegal maple syrup dealer.”

Things that only exist in Canada.

https://littleorphanammo.tumblr.com/post/82918806735/myanonymouslove-the-vashta-nerada-i-was-with

10. There’s no need to fight it.

We love y’all just the way you are.

https://albinwonderland.tumblr.com/post/118175722807/i-really-try-to-challenge-canadian-stereotypes-at

9. Wait, Canadians get divorced?

I was unaware.

https://dorian-gray.tumblr.com/post/158747671750/everydayisllkeabattle-sometimes-i-think-canadian

8. It’s the only thing that makes sense honestly.

I’ve known this is the case for awhile.

https://ladamania.tumblr.com/post/94000083642/factsofcanada-the-reason-canadians-are-so-nice

7. That still seems pretty innocent, though.

He just wanted to teach school!

https://royalturkeyz.tumblr.com/post/79376861570/illea-you-guys-all-think-that-canada-is-so

6. It’s a lesson they learn in infancy.

Backed up by actually encountering Canadian geese.

https://vestorthedestroyer.tumblr.com/post/110188552621/sometimes-i-get-mad-at-canadian-steroetypes

5. I have so many questions.

I honestly don’t even know where to start.

https://cheerupqueerup.tumblr.com/post/55638090572/akinators-boyfriend-can-town-mayor

4. They’re like American midwesterners on steroids.

And that’s saying something.

Image Credit: Tumblr

3. I need to know if this really happened.

I want to believe this could save the world.

https://taahko.tumblr.com/post/71481930278/eatsleepandfangirl-sometimes-i-get-offended-by

2. I mean sure, why not?

Can you think of a better one?

https://foreverfangirlingalways.tumblr.com/post/68009317421/lumos5001-brittanias-77-million-people

1. Pics or it didn’t…

Oh. Okay then.

https://pissvortex.tumblr.com/post/60044502452/shinymaplesquid-shinymaplesquid-i-just-got-a

 

I’ve really got to get back to Canada as soon as possible!

Do you have a Canadian in your life that you know and love?

Tell us the best thing about them in the comments!

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This is Why the Whole World Can’t Agree on a Single Time Zone

If you have loved ones who live in different time zones, you know it can be tough to keep things straight. When is too early to send a text? Too late? Do they do Daylight Savings? When?

It’s enough to make you want to tear your hair out – or, in my case, just give up and send texts whenever you feel like it and figure they’ll get to it whenever they’re awake next.

So, why can’t the whole world just get it together? We could agree on a single time zone and all stay in it, for better or worse, don’t you think?

Well, listen. I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this, but it’s not all that simple.

Solar time, which is what creates time zones, is meant to keep clocks consistent wherever we happen to lay our head, and even though it can be a pain sometimes, most experts agree it’s a necessary evil.

Steve Hanke, a professor of applied economics, talks about why they were implemented in the first place.

“Time was only measured by placement of the sun, so the sundial dictated what time it was.

Noon in London, for example, came 10 minutes earlier than noon in Bristol, 120 miles (193 kilometers) to the west.

Even after people started using mechanical clocks in Europe in the 1300s, the inconsistencies persisted.”

Things started to get complicated with the advent of railways, and rail travel, in the 1800s. People were suddenly able to travel relatively quickly from one place to the next, and Hanke says that was trouble.

“People were missing trains, and you began to have near misses and train collisions occurring.

In the U.S., every city had a different time standard.

You had 300 local time zones in the U.S., though the railroads eventually condensed it down into 100.”

It was a Scotsman, Sir Sandford Fleming, who missed a train in Ireland and decided to fix things once and for all.

He divided the world into 24 time zones spaced at 15-degree intervals across the planet, and eventually, convinced the world to adopt his system.

Image Credit: Public Domain

Now, time was based not on the local solar day, but on how many time zones separated a location from the Royal Greenwich Observatory in the U.K. Greenwich Mean Time was determined by the average time of day when the sun passed over the Prime Meridian there.

On November 18, 1883, the North American railroads converted to a system of just four time zones – the same ones that remain today. Eastern, Central, Mountain, and Pacific time quickly became the standard across the United States.

The advent of air travel, then the internet and mobile devices brought us all closer together, regardless of what time is was here, and in our 24/7 culture, the whole time zone thing is again complicated.

That’s why Hanke and one of his colleagues, physics and astronomy professor Richard Conn Henry have proposed doing away with time zones all together, putting the world on universal time. They’re proposing that it be the same time everywhere, whether it’s dark or light.

Image Credit: Joe Smack

They say their system would make it easier to adjust to travel, for one, and would also mitigate issues of communication in businesses that operate on a global scale. Not only that, but the negative health effects of sleep deprivation and other issues for those who live on the western edges of time zones would also be eliminated.

Some people are already living on universal time, or “zulu time,” as pilots refer to it. Others, like financial traders and others who have to timestamp transactions, also find it easier to use a universal time.

Hanke and other proponents think that, though the idea would be an adjustment for sure, it would be brief. Within a generation, children would no longer associate a certain time with starting work or having breakfast. It might be more like it was when people rose, ate, and rested with the rise and fall of the sun, and nothing more.

When you put it that way, it makes sense. No matter what the clock says, it’s morning when the sun rises, lunch when it crests in the sky, and dinner when it sets.

A world that revolves around mealtimes is definitely something I could support.

How about you?

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This is How Scientists Figured Out the Age of the Earth

How old humanity is will remain a point of contention probably for as long as there are people around to argue.

When it comes to the age of this beauty, disastrous planet we all call home, though, scientists are pretty much in agreement as far as when she was born in a fury of explosions and creation.

Image Credit: iStock

What you’ll find if you Google this question (aside from my amazingly succinct and informative article), is that – since the 1950s – scientists have been secure in the belief that the earth is around 4.54 billion years old (plus or minus 50 million years).

People have been working on the answer to this question for a few hundred years, actually, all the way back to Greek philosopher Aristotle. He believed that time had no beginning and no end, and that the earth was infinitely old.

In ancient India, religious scholars envisioned a universe that perpetually exploded, expanded, and collapsed before beginning again – their calculations were that this had been happening for around 1.97 billion years.

Image Credit: iStock

In the Middle Ages, Christian scholars combed the Bible for clues, coming up with much shorter estimates, somewhere between 5471 and 7519 years.

From the Renaissance on, scientists looked at factors from the planet’s rate of cooling, the accumulation of sediment, and the chemical evolution but came up with such wide-ranging answers there couldn’t be a consensus.

Around the turn of the 20th century, scientists discovered they could calculate how old a rock was by measuring radioactive decay, from which we got carbon dating – a reliable method for measuring large swaths of time.

In the 1950s, a geochemist named Clair C. Patterson – who had worked on the Manhattan Project – measured the isotopic composition of lead from the Canyon Diablo meteorite and other space rock samples that correlated to the formation of the earth.

Image Credit: Public Domain

His estimate – 4.5 billion years.

That number has been revised only slightly in the decades since.

Patterson recalled later that “no one cared about it.”

Image Credit: Public Domain

He feels that remains true even today, and maybe even less so.

It’s pretty cool to think about, though – rocks from space can tell us how long our planet has been around.

It’s like alien but not, and if you take the time to ponder it for a few minutes more, I doubt you’ll be sorry!

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Memes That Pay Tribute to Doggos

There’s only one thing better than having a dog: having more than one dog. Dogs are just sort of these endless fountains of joy. And also fur. They’re fur fountains that bring us happiness, and thus we must pay tribute to them with our memes.

Here are fourteen such memes to make your heart go squeal.

14. A fair warning

Oh I am VERY aware of dog, don’t you worry.

Via: Someecards

13. Trick questions

Get this pupper on Doggo Jeopardy.

Via: Someecards

12. A slice of happiness

I’d take a piece of that.

Via: Someecards

11. Rules are rules

“Why must you do this every time I’m about my business, Greg?”

Via: Someecards

10. That’s the stuff

Why this rips me to the very core.

Via: Someecards

9. Flood of joy

10/10, would drown here, heckin good way to die.

Via: Someecards

8. I’m a pupper person

If you ain’t got the boi, ya don’t bring me joy.

Via: Someecards

7. So long, salon

What wizardry is this?!

Via: Someecards

6. Join us, join us, join us…

Where do I sign up for this program?

Via: Someecards

5. Growing up

There’s um…there’s something in my eye.

Via: Someecards

4. The final countdown

Ok, you actually just blew my mind.

Via: Someecards

3. Shifting blame

Is this the Taco Bell dog?

Via: Someecards

2. Go fetch

When you’re mid-poop and you realize you’ve run out.

Via: Someecards

1. Up we go

That dog is very patient but has clearly seen enough today.

Via: Someecards

We don’t deserve dogs. But don’t tell them that. I’d really like to keep ’em anyway.

What’s your favorite thing about doggos?

Tell us in the comments.

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Funny Tweets to Improve Your Day

I bet you didn’t know that there are over 5,000 tweets sent out every single second. It’s impossible to wrap my head around that number of tweets. That means that there was a new oooooonnnneee NOW.

And NOW.

And NOW.

And now and now and now andnowandnowandNOW.

And juuuuuuust now.

AND NOW.

…and now.

You know what, this is getting exhausted, let’s just look at some of the ones that caught our eye recently.

10. What a morning

I mean, technically it’s a bar. Call it a Pavlovian response.

9. Gimme yum yums

Mmm, yes, interesting, curly fries, please do go on.

8. The truth comes out

Speak from the truest part of yourself.

7. Stuck in the middle

Just like this hot pocket, I’m ice cold on the inside.

6. No you don’t

The only place I’m driving you is crazy.

5. Consumed by thought

It’s really been eating me up.

4. I see dead people

If that’s what the afterlife is I hope I never die.

3. Avoidant joys

Sorry for explaining that. Thank you. Sorry.

2. Shrinkage

The hot stuff doesn’t leave you feeling like hot stuff.

1. Oh, dip

Don’t forget fruitlessly half-trying to clean up the crumbs.

There are so very many tweets, and so little time. We’ll never be able to keep up with all of the clever things people are saying on the platform, but at least we’ve found a few gems among the deluge to enjoy.

Who are your favorite people to follow on Twitter?

Tell us who you think we should be following in the comments.

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