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After high school senior Allison Closs dressed up a cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito to go with her to prom, DeVito returned the favor by bringing a cardboard cutout of Closs to the set of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
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Whoopi Goldberg’s real name is Caryn Johnson. She has claimed Jewish ancestry, despite research showing no known Jewish ancestors. The Jewish Chronicle related an account of the name change where Whoopi’s mother thought her birth name was “not Jewish enough” for her to become a star.
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On November 22, 1963, an unidentified woman placed a phone call to a news station, telling them John F Kennedy was about to be killed. The call was placed about 20 minutes before his assassination, from the vicinity of Oxnard, California, about fifty miles northwest of Los Angeles.
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There were only two English words that end in “gry”– hungry and angry. In 2018, the Oxford English Dictionary added a third– “hangry” (an irritable state induced by lack of food).
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During the early years of the Tour de France, guzzling alarming amounts of alcohol was the norm. Beer, wine, and brandy were considered safer to drink than water from questionable roadside wells or springs, and cyclists drank copiously.
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Before asbestos was seen as hazardous, a Han dynasty general had a jacket made from it. He would pretend to spill wine on it at dinners. Then he’d throw it into a fire and pull it out to show it was still intact to impress his guests.
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Grafting tomato shoots onto tobacco roots in 2003, Rob Baur claimed to be the first to create tomacco, the addictive tomato tobacco hybrid conceived by the Simpsons in 1999. While the leaves had nicotine, the tomatoes did not.
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I grew up with two sisters and my memory of the early years is a little hazy but I’m fairly sure we were all absolute terrors.
At the time it was easy to look at my parents as killjoys who wanted nothing in this world but to engender my perpetual disappointment, but in retrospect, I think we’re lucky they didn’t sell us to a passing circus or something. Because kids can be…a lot.
To illustrate what I’m talking about, here are ten tweets from parents who know the struggle all too well.
And they never heard from her again.
Parenting hack: Tell much lamer bedtime stories than your spouse so that your children will ask for them instead of you every night.
— Raw Motherhood (@MetteAngerhofer) June 30, 2020
“Clean enough” might as well be the name of my autobiography.
I’m stirring my coffee with a potato peeler and just told my son his shirt is “clean enough” so be sure to follow me for more housekeeping tips.
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) September 12, 2020
For instance, my patience.
95% of parenting is literally just spreading things on bread
— SpacedMom (@copymama) October 5, 2020
He wants to be a part of the upper crust.
8: Can I change my name?
Me: No.
8: Why not? I’m changing it.
Me: Oh really? To what?
8: Cheese bread
Me: I’ll allow it
— let me momsplain (@letmemomsplain) July 21, 2020
How about YOU do that.
Preschool teacher: ok let’s put the toys away
My toddler: ok
Me: ok let’s put the toys away
My toddler: get fucked
— The Dad (@thedad) September 12, 2019
Oh well, guess we’ll try again tomorrow.
I'm just a dad, standing in front of a boy, asking him to go to bed for the seventeenth time.
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) October 26, 2016
Plague be damned, no one can endure this sort of torment.
Me: E-learning doesn't seem that bad.
4th-grade music teacher on zoom: Okay, kids, now pick up your recorder.— OutnumberedMother (@OutNumbMother) September 11, 2020
Life before the internet was somehow weirder than life before the internet.
My kids in 2020: “We’re bored.”
My brother and I in 1984: “Here. I’ll crawl on my hands and knees like a cat and you try to hit me with a rolled up magazine.”
— TheMotherBOOctopus (@MotherOctopusKJ) September 18, 2020
Come on in, pull up a shirt.
My husband walked into our closet to find me drinking a large coffee and eating a donut in the dark. He says, “do the kids know you’re in here?” To which I replied, “ Welcome to the teachers lounge”!!!
— Phillygirl (@24tog) September 17, 2020
When God opens a window, he also loses a lid.
Ahh so being a parent is mostly walking round the house putting lids on stuff your child has left out and being married is mostly waking round the house closing windows your husband has opened.
— Lucy Beaumont (@LucyABeaumont) November 9, 2020
To the parents out there dealing with the joys and pains of raising a kid, I salute you. From my bed. Where I can nap. Because I don’t have kids. Good luck!
Do you have kids? What’s the experience been like?
Tell us in the comments.
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Do you know how to raise a child?
No seriously, I’m asking. Because I don’t. And the prospect that I will likely someday have to is freaking me out a little more each day.
I’ve been trying to find advice on the internet but I just keep looking at memes. Maybe they can help?
Let’s find out with these fifteen parenting gems.
Wednesday will not be pleased to hear about this.
Via: Someecards
They mustn’t find out who I truly am.
Via: Someecards
Just gotta hold it in for like 15 more years and then tell them about it then.
Via: Someecards
I’ve had a few roommates like this as well.
Via: Someecards
I’m sure he’s thrilled about it every time.
Via: Someecards
It’s somehow more soothing than any white noise machine.
Via: Someecards
How any of those teachers are surviving this is totally beyond me.
Via: Someecards
Just a refreshing 4,000 calories to get your day started.
Via: Someecards
Don’t spend it all in one place.
Via: Someecards
Humanity has never really had it together.
Via: Someecards
Ah, nah, this is definitely not what I signed up for.
Via: Someecards
There’s not much room but at least it’s quiet.
Via: Someecards
Looks like that laundry is going…undercover.
Via: Someecards
It’s only gonna get crazier from here.
Via: Someecards
You could only improve by being unconscious.
Via: Someecards
Parenting doesn’t look easy, but it does look…rewarding? I think? Or at least it produces good memes?
Do you have any parenting tips?
Share them with us in the comments.
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Ready for a wholesome love story? I know I am!
So here’s the story: two best friends in San Jose, California, named Catherine and Allison had single parents so they decided it would be a good idea to “Parent Trap” them, or set them up on a date.
The two friends didn’t know how it would work out, but their parents ended up having a great connection.
Here’s a short version of Allison telling the story on TikTok.
@polygonmarket Is this real life? ✨? #modernfamily #lovestory #storytime #tiktokvlog
Allison went into more depth about the love connection when she talked to Buzzfeed.
She said,
“We’d often discuss our mutual desire to help them each find love. We hadn’t even thought about introducing them.
Her mom had always had bad luck with men, and my dad was so hesitant to even put himself out there. I think they had both been single for 10+ years.”
Allison continued,
“The more we talked about it, the more we realized they had a lot of very random things in common (their mutual obsession with Mamma Mia, their favorite jazz artist Diana Krall, and their deep love and connection to their favorite local restaurant, The Pastaria & Market).”
Look at how cute these two are today!
Photo Credit: TikTok
Allison went on,
“We knew they would be reluctant to go on a blind date, so it took us a while to figure out how to make it happen.
We decided to stage an impromptu run-in at a local park concert to relieve any pressure.
Plans fell through, so we decided to postpone the idea until further notice.”
And last, but certainly not least…
“The day the original plan was supposed to happen (Father’s Day), we ran into them completely coincidentally at a local winery!
We were shook!
We knew it was meant to be somehow.
Catherine’s mom (Terry) agreed to let her give my dad her number, and the rest was history!”
How’s that for fate?!?!
The couple is still together and loving life together.
Photo Credit: TikTok
What a great story! Remember folks, there are a ton of fish in the sea and you’re never too old to find love.
How about you? Have you seen any other funny videos or pranks on TikTok or on any other social media platforms?
If so, please share some links with us in the comments.
Thanks!
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