Relationship Memes That Are Really Too Sweet

Are you ready for some real cute relationship memes? Yeah you are. You’re a total sucker for that stuff. And that’s fine. We all are. No layers of irony here. Just heartfelt expressions of how cool and weird it is to be in love. Yanno, in meme form.

Enjoy these ten cute memes about the person of your dreams.

10. Miss you already

To this I can only say: boo.

9. Catch a flick

You’re about to find our real quick if you truly have the same tastes or not.

8. Your just desserts

Don’t get greedy – you gotta time that stuff out.

7. Over the air waves

What does sleep have that I don’t got?

6. Shifting dynamics

When the darkness meets the light.

5. Don’t let the bed hugs bite

The tightest sleep you’re likely to find anywhere.

4. Chicks, man

Madness? THIS. IS. A CONVERSAAAATTTTION!

3. Time frames

Stupid work and its stupid face.

2. Sweet dreams

And then you gotta mumble all about it to your pillow until you fall asleep.

1. Change your tuna

This is wedded bliss and you can’t let anybody tell you otherwise.

That’s the good, cute stuff. Maybe send this list to your love to test their limits for how much sweetness they’re willing to put up with. I’m sure they’ll appreciate it.

If you could pass on just one piece of relationship advice, what would it be?

Tell us in the comments.

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These Memes Will Make Parents Feel Seen

As a mom, it can feel like the rest of the world is passing you by, especially when your kids are young. The world is turning, but your days and nights are consumed by tiny terrorists who need your undivided attention 24/7.

These 11 memes see you and the struggle, though, and the best thing about them is that they let you know you’re not alone.

11. We all do desperate things during the newborn days.

If you say you didn’t, it’s because you forgot.

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10. Because you also have to wipe their butts.

I hope you don’t have to do that with your friend.

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9. Better than any alarm clock.

I think he definitely knew that.

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8. There’s always gotta be one.

And we love those ones.

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7. Ooh I never thought of that.

I usually dutifully buy a replacement from Amazon.

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6. Wow. Jealous of those communication skills.

So you’re doing something right.

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5. That’s a fun word to say.

Even if you’re screaming. Especially if you’re screaming.

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4. Seriously, what a hassle.

It’s more work for the parents than anything.

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3. Seconded and carried.

Every day is pajama day.

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2. How many towels do you need to bathe a child?

The limit does not exist.

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1. Her face, though.

A lesson she won’t forget.

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I am offering all of my fellow parents a virtual fist-bump right now!

The best thing about it is that it’s germ free.

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These Brows Defy the Laws of Faces

We have some highbrow entertainment for you today. It’s also lowbrow.

And sidebrow. And…doublebrow? It’s eyebrows. The facial feature many of us don’t even think about, and some of us apparently spend a great deal of time trying to innovate. You think brows are for keeping debris out of our eyes? Think again. They’re for making statements. Big statements. Weird statements. Brow statements.

Here are twelve highbrow brows to browse.

12. Biblical proportions

Preach it, sister.

11. Stay frosty

Gym, tan, laundry, every day.

10. Along the line

I feel like he can see through my soul and I’m kind of OK with it.

9. From the block

What did your eyebrows do to deserve such censorship?

8. Shock and awe

Many in his cabinet struggle to convey human emotion.

7. Beat around the bush

That caterpillar is gonna be a beautiful butterfly someday.

6. Quick work

She look like she don’t give a damn and I support it.

5. Diabeetus

This is an owl and you can’t convince me otherwise.

4. Room to grow

At what point do eyebrows become a helmet?

3. Unfinished business

I feel like I’m about to be asked to solve a math problem.

2. Double trouble

This is how old 3D glasses worked.

1. Try angles

You look concerned. I feel concerned. This is concerning.

Truth be told, if you wanna do something wild with your eyebrows or any other part of you, go for it. Life is short. Be weird. Be you.

What’s your biggest fashion statement?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tweets From Parents Who Are Dreaming of Bedtime Being Over

Putting kids to bed is the chore that never ends. You have to do it every single night, for every single kid, and no, they will never, not once, give you a break on the same evening.

While you just want to go watch television or read a book or crash while pretending to do one or the other, your kids just don’t want to go to sleep – and their will is strong.

These 13 parents are in the thick of it, and just want to know when it will all be over.

13. It’s like they’ve just crossed a desert.

I mean they need to wet the bed later come on.

12. They are just tiny humans.

And yeah, they get it from somewhere.

11. They make everything so hard.

It’s part of their job description.

10. It’s every man for himself.

There are no friends at bedtime.

9. My kids have never done this, not once.

I feel cheated.

8. It’s all good until they learn how to read.

You think that’s going to be good for you, and yet…

7. Never teach them about clowns.

They’re terrifying, don’t @ me.

6. That never works out how you hope it will.

But we’ll all still try it again.

5. What else do you need to say?

Those are some well-trained kids.

4. Some nights you just can’t do it.

No one is judging you. Except probably your mother.

3. To be fair they have no concept of time.

Or at least, they pretend not to.

2. Seriously why.

They’re winding them the wrong way!

1. Welp that step’s done!

I fail to see how this is a problem.

Great, now I’m dreading my own slog through bedtime tonight.

If you’ve got tips for making it easier, please share them with us in the comments!

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None of These Parents Expected to Get a Hilarious “Note From the Teacher”

Until your kid is out on their own without you for a while, you never know what to expect as far as their behavior around other people. You hope it’s excellent and perfect, but let’s be real.

Kids are human, and they’re still figuring a lot of stuff out, too.

So, it’s not surprising – but it’s still funny, I assume – to get notes like these 9 sent home from school.

9. I think we all know which Johnny she’s referring to here.

Cobra Kai forever!

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8. I might be wrong, but this has dad written all over it.

Moms say “pee” or “potty.” Right?

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7. You gotta get that sugar rush.

Especially to get through math.

6. It is their favorite thing.

Favorite word, favorite insult…why not?

5. I’d like to be sent to the “think about it” chair.

Especially if that meant no one could talk to me.

4. That’s just tattling.

Woman needs to mind her business.

3. Jiselle is all of us.

Who couldn’t use a little afternoon nap now and again?

2. Why even be a twin if you can’t try this?

Of course, these don’t seem like very sneaky twins.

1. Ah, the moment every parent imagines when they hold their sweet baby for the first time.

I am dying.

 

Is it wrong that I’m kind of curious what my first note like this will say? It’s not wrong to feel that way, right?

If you’ve gotten a funny note from your kid’s teacher, tell us what it said in the comments!

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Funny Notes Parents Have Received About Their Kid’s Behavior at School

No one has perfect children. Children are human, which means they make mistakes, and that’s totally fine and normal.

If you ask me, the best way to deal with your kid being normal (and getting called out on it) is to get a good laugh about it with your other parent friends – which is, I guarantee, how these 10 parents handled these notes sent home by the teacher.

10. She sent the hair for proof.

You know there’s a reason for that. #experience

9. He’s listening when you teach him about animals.

If you want a positive spin on it.

8. It’s funny, though, right?

But yeah, definitely not appropriate.

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7. Was she really fast? Or was no one watching her for quite a while.

Mom questions, because my toddler can barely take off his clothes in a half an hour.

6. To be fair, butts are hilarious.

And definitely more interesting than math.

5. Sounds like it’s time to talk about consent.

Not in a sexual manner, of course.

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4. Just so you know.

Hope you check pockets before laundry otherwise RIP worm.

3. I have some bad news for Josiah about the rest of his life.

Starting his disillusionment awfully young.

2. I assume the friend’s parents also got a note.

That could cause some intestinal distress.

1. Rhyming words are hard!

Give the girl some credit.

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I am just dying and wondering what sort of hilarity my kids will cause once they get into school.

Have you ever gotten a funny note from school? Please share it with us in the comments!

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Tweets for People Who’d Like to Stop Aging NOW

Were you aware that the longer you live, the older you get? I know. It’s weird.

And unwelcome. I didn’t sign up for aging, or having responsibilities, or being a sentient life form of any kind, really. If I had my druthers, I’d probably have chosen to be a nice tree. Something chill and low maintenance. But noooo. I had to become a being of inexplicable consciousness formed within the miracle that is the human brain. Plus I have to pay bills and stuff. Lame.

Here are fifteen tweets about getting older to help soothe the joint pain.

15. We all scream

That’s a cold, hard fact.

14. Loosen up

The only thing I’m chugging now is Metamucil.

13. Poetry in Motrin

You can never be too careful.

12. Take a hit

You’re officially an adult when you stop being surprised by the presence of a dinner table.

11. Taking inventory

This is why digital assistants need to step up their game.

10. Pride of ownership

See it’s funny because the economy that enriched our parents was stolen out from under us by greed.

9. Real cool

Sitcoms are people in their 30’s playing people in their 20’s with no jobs and a $3,000/month apartment.

8. Wine about it

The date stamp on this tweet is ironic. Little did they know this would be the legal limit for all of us pretty soon after.

7. Bring the noise

It’s called the old man creak and I’ve made peace with it.

6. Plot holes

What are friends for?

5. Cut to the chase

Let it grow, let it grooooow, can’t hold it back anymore…

4. Consequences

Thanks a lot, biology.

3. Diminishing returns

For most of us $1,000 just means “you’re allowed to keep living in your home for another few weeks.”

2. Key phrases

Should probably keep it in a drawer for the rest of my life just in case.

1. High standards

Smokin’ hot takes over here.

That’s it, I refuse to age. Somebody get me Benjamin Button on the line, I need to learn his weird secrets.

What’s the weirdest thing about getting older to you?

Tell us in the comments.

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Times When a Crush on a Guy Immediately Disappeared

Listen, just because you’re a crush doesn’t mean you’re going to crush it.

It’s amazing how absolutely infatuated we can be with someone and then experience that all melt away as soon as they reveal something distasteful about themselves.

Take this collection of stories on Reddit, for instance.

What did your crush do that absolutely killed your interest? from AskReddit

There are over 26,000 comments so we can’t go over them all, but here are some of the best (worst?) ones about guys specifically.

1. There was this guy, who did NOT turn out to be a cheap date…

This was in college, we were acquaintances and had a few classes together. He was cute, funny, and I totally had a crush on him. He asked me out to dinner and a movie.

At the restaurant he ordered the most expensive things on the menu. Apps, drinks, lobster, and even dessert. When the bill came he said “You got this, right?”

I was so embarrassed I paid. Then I said I’d skip the movie because I wasn’t feeling well and he asked me to give him $20 for gas and for wasting his time.

I didn’t and just left. Ugh!! After that he couldn’t seem to understand why I didn’t want to go out with him again.

– nancesans

2. This rebel without a cause, or a brain…

Bragged about drinking and driving.

He told me that he and his friends have a “nothing under 100” club, where they drink and then drive on the interstate going 100+ mph and have to send a full-length snapchat video of the speedometer to each other.

Two of my friends had been killed by a drunk driver 3 months prior.

– sarah_the_intern

3. Any guy who uses the word “conquest” for sex should be avoided.

Revealed his list of conquests. “Not even my brother knows how many women I’ve slept with.”

Then he offered to take my virginity in the back of his pickup truck.

I passed.

– LadyErynn

4. Talk about letting the cat out of the bag.

He talked about how he and his friends used to abuse farm cats.

They talked about one that was buried and then run over.

I did a quick 180 and absolutely hated him.

– Psychoapathy

5. No kink-shaming, but you gotta communicate, dude.

He tried to discreetly take photos of my feet… Nothing against people who are into that, but the way he was going about it was super creepy.

– [user deleted]

6. When you’re addicted to pretending to be addicted.

We were teenagers, he lived in a different province, and we used to chat on skype. He wanted me to think he was a “bad*ss” or something and would always talk about his drug use.

He ended up faking a heroin overdose when we were on chat together. I was hysterically crying and freaking out thinking I was watching someone dying and was trying to figure out how to call 911 in another province when he “snapped out of it” and told me he was actually okay.

I didn’t talk to him much after that.

– Shelvis

7. He shouldn’t just be off your list, he should be in prison.

His sister actually approached me and let me know that he was once arrested for locking their other pregnant sister in their basement, went on a coke binge while she desperately tried to get out, and went outside to beat their unsuspecting neighbors van with a golf club.

That was a big’ol nope.

– pale_moon_pixie

8. This guy’s future isn’t bright.

Tried to convince me to quit my job and put all my savings into gold bars; then demanded I let him read my Tarot cards to see if we’d be a good fit.

Nope nope nope.

– itsacalamity

9. Don’t be self-absorbed.

Talked nonstop about himself and his accomplishments and never asked me one question about myself

– toughrookie

10. This dude has got some serious hang-ups.

When I was a teenager we worked together as lifeguards. I adored him so much until one day he just starts talking about this random woman (that he didnt know and wasnt even there) that was wearing shorts.

He said he was fine until she sat down and had some cellulite on her thighs. And he kept being angry and talking about How she should be doing squats to be more appealing.

Like, his rant was angry and long and no one was adding to his conversation. Just silence.

After that I took off my rose colored glasses and saw that he was, in fact, a huge douchebag.

– Henchman32

11. We all know this person.

Blamed the world for all his problems.

Nothing was ever his fault.

– insaneklausposse

12. When every single person around you is incompetent, you’re probably the problem.

We work together and as I got to know him more I learned he talked badly about everyone.

Nurses that are amazing he’d belittle, talk about how certain people don’t know what they’re doing because they asked for an ultrasound IV as they were struggling getting a vein on a heroin addict.

The paramedics were worthless, doctors don’t know what they’re doing, who he thought was hooking up and it completely turned me off.

He’s in his early 40s and into gossip more than my teenage daughter.

– IComeFromDaOcean

13. Talk about getting trashed…

He picked me up for our first date and his car was disgusting. Not talking a few trash items, the entire backseat and floorboard was completely covered in piled up trash, even up front.

I had to step on empty McDonald’s bags, old soda bottles, wrappers ect to even get in. And all he said was, just move it around with your feet. No sorry or anything.

Made me feel like trash too. Like dang, couldn’t even clean up a little?

– Goblinqueen626

14. It’s lit. But it shouldn’t be.

Light the back fence of the school on fire to ‘impress a mate’

– That_cambot_is_me

15. I’d like to get “see ya later, boner” as a tattoo.

Told me he liked dating broken girls so he could fix them.

See ya later, boner.

– galaxyeyes47

I’m not sure what the moral to any of these stories is other than “Hey fellas…try not to be a train wreck.” Yeah, that seems right.

Do you have a story like this?

Share it with us in the comments.

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Here Are the Two-Year-Old Milestones That Really Matter

As parents, especially if it’s our first time in the trenches with our own baby, all milestones can seem enormous. We worry about whether our kids are meeting them, and to us, every last one of them is important.

I hope, though, that you have a pediatrician like mine, who constantly remains calm and shrugs and reminds us that every child is different, and develops on their own path and at their own speed.

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If you’ve got a little closing in on age two (I do!), here’s what experts say you need to worry about – and the stuff they say you can let go.

To the latter point: speaking simple sentences, running, filling and emptying a bucket…those are all things that are great, but not necessary to assess how your two year old is developing.

Instead, experts say to consider these two milestones when assuring yourself that your child is doing just fine:

#1. How much and how well they move.

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Can they walk? Run? Climb steps, manage slides, and generally keep up with the other kids at the playground?

If so, that’s a great sign, even if you frequently find your heart in your throat.

If your child can’t walk, I assume you already spoke with your doctor at their 15 or 18 month appointments. If you notice their gait becoming uneven or them choosing to walk on their tiptoes, you’ll want to address that, too.

If your kid is just cautious, though, it’s probably not an issue. Not every kid with space is going to run, and not every kid who looks up at a big kid slide is going to be in a hurry to get to the top.

Give them time to practice, and the encouragement to develop some confidence, before you worry caution means trouble.

#2. How much they push for independence.

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As frustrating as it can be, your child pushing boundaries and asserting their independence is a great sign. Your two year old should have their own opinions, should tell you “no,” often, and stick to their guns about what they want – even when it’s not what you want.

They should also be able to follow directions, of course, and to point to things you ask them to, as well as mimic your words.

If your kid isn’t using two-word sentences, or if they’re disregarding you and what you’re asking them all the time, cognitive delays could be at play. Go with your gut.

If you and your pediatrician decide it’s run-of-the-mill defiance, don’t bother punishing them – it’s developmentally appropriate, so just remain firm and guide them through it.

The first of many battles to come.

Good luck with your two-year-old bubs, y’all. I’m hoping potty training is coming down the pike sometime after his birthday – finger’s crossed!

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People Debunk Misconceptions About Ethical Farming Practices

The Internet is a vast resource for discovering all kinds of information, but these days it can be difficult to sort what is true from what is false.

Misinformation can spread easily, even if unintentionally. It’s important to correct false claims when we see them, like users did in this Tumblr thread on the ethics of raising bees and chickens for their honey and eggs.

From the get-go, there seems to be a misunderstanding on some basic fundamentals of caring for honeybees and chickens.

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The first user states that they don’t understand why some vegans refuse to eat “backyard eggs,” or eggs that are harvested locally from someone’s back yard, and blasts those who refused to support local farmers.

Chicken eggs that are fresh and local, from hens that are raised humanely, are much different than the average carton of white eggs you’ll find at the grocery store. I can tell you from experience, they’re usually brown or blue, and their yokes are darker and richer.

Consuming local honey is also better for your environment and community, especially if you have allergies. But user “feminist-james” disagrees.

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The claim that beekeepers collect all of a hive’s honey is not accurate. Skilled beekeepers will make sure to leave enough honey in the beehive for the survival of the colony.

It’s also not accurate to say all chickens are only meant to lay eggs once a month. It all depends on the type of chicken.

Luckily, a genuine beekeeper swoops in to school this misinformed user.

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As satisfying as it can feel to call somebody out or stand up for a cause you believe in, you will look very foolish if you start doing so without doing thorough research.

It’s one thing to think you know how an industry works, but when someone from that industry speaks up, it’s important to listen.

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This beekeeper explains that harvesting honey is actually part of taking care of their bees.

They say that the bees need space in the hive for giving birth to and storing eggs.

If a hive loses its queen and there’s no queen brood to replace her, that hive is done for.

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It is in the best interest of bees and humans for the beekeeper to pay close attention to the health of their hive.

If they want to continue harvesting honey, they need their bees to be healthy and happy. It would be counter productive for beekeepers to starve out their hives by taking all of the honey and providing no supplementary food source.

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This beekeeper is right again. There is a big difference between factory farming and traditional farming.

Factory farms are generally much more crowded, with animals kept in small, cramped cages or enclosed areas.

They have a negative impact on our soil, air, and water. Their practices often include the use of antibiotics and hormones on animals to promote growth and prevent disease, which studies show can have negative impacts on the humans who consume them.

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Our beekeeper ends their post with suggestions for what other topics we can research if we’re truly motivated to protect animals and our environment.

Another user joins in to speak to the claim that chickens weren’t meant to lay eggs more than once a month.

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Forced molting is the action of denying a flock of laying hens food and sometimes water for 1-2 weeks. This is usually implemented when egg-production is naturally decreasing, toward the end of the first egg-laying phase.

By not allowing the hen’s body the necessary time to rejuvenate during the natural cycle of replenishment, farmers can increase egg quality and productivity.

But as this user points out:

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It is definitely possible to raise chickens humanely while still repeating the reward of fresh eggs.

My grandparents were old-fashioned famers, and I grew up visiting my cousins on their farm.

Their animals had room to graze and walk about. They were treated well, and in return my family members grew up eating delicious, fresh eggs.

Actual farmers can attest:

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Taking care of farm animals is hard work. It takes a lot of time and energy, and because of this, many farmers love their farm animals. Chickens can be a pet, just like a cat or a dog.

Also, chickens don’t need their unfertilized eggs, and there’s an easy way to ensure that a hen’s eggs remain unfertilized.

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Eggs are quite nutritious. They’re a good source of vitamins B2, B5, B12, folate, phosphorus, selenium, and of course protein.

They also contain choline, an important nutrient that most of us don’t get enough of.

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Purchasing eggs and honey (or any meant/produce) locally is always the best option if available!

From an ethnical stand-point, purchasing locally allows you to get to know the farmer and to ask about their farming practices, so you can ensure their animals are treated well and not pumped full of hormones and antibiotics.

Purchasing local is better for your community, it lightens your carbon footprint, and the food you consume will be much fresher and tastier. That is a fact, no misinformation here.

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As we already learned above, farmers can deny hens food to force them into a stage of not laying eggs. It stands to reason that if you continue to feed your chickens they will continue to lay.

If you’re interested in purchasing local produce and animal products, I highly encourage you to research and visit your local farmers market. This is the best way to meet farmers, buy from them directly, and sample what your community has to offer. By talking to farmers you can get the truth about their farming practices, straight from the horse’s mouth.

Are you a beekeeper or do you raise chickens? What’s your opinion on the ethical treatment of animals? Let us know in the comments below!

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