Month: October 2020

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Parents Who Are Really Struggling With Distance Learning

I think most parents weren’t really prepared for what it was going to take to keep kids on track as they learned from home, all while they tried to maintain their own careers and keep calm during unprecedented times.

We’re all coping as best as we can, and I don’t know – I think it kind of helps to know we’re not alone.

12. That sounds about right.

It could be worse, honestly.

11. None of that was a thing 6 months ago.

We’re old, but we’re not that old.

Distance learning from memes

10. Why are they like this?

Just ask your teacher!

9. We’ve kept it a secret for so long, too.

One more reason to hate this pandemic.

8. Now to figure out how to use them.

Where’s my drink?

7. It’s a real gas, I tell you.

As long as you have a drink.

6. They will tell alllll your business.

Beware the child on the internet.

5. At least, today it was her.

Tomorrow, it could be any of us.

4. At least you’re getting a workout?

It will negate the stress eating. Sort of.

3. We’re all going just a bit mad.

Some of us more than a bit.

2. We’re not even exaggerating.

Well, maybe a little.

1. You’re alive, aren’t you?

So, it could have been worse.

We are going to get through this, y’all, and listen – the kids will be all right.

For a lark, tell me your favorite thing about having your kids learning from home!

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These Parents Are Willing to Tell It Like It Is

The good, the bad, the ugly – raising children has all of it, oftentimes in the same day (or the same hour). And while it’s fun and sweet to read about the happy times, the truth is, sometimes it can make you feel badly about your own failures.

These 13 parents, though, are willing to honestly – and hilariously – give us the honest takes on the days that just don’t go as we’d hoped.

13. You gotta keep your claws sharp.

I promise some day you’re going to need them.

12. That’s a fun game.

For about five minutes.

11. It’s reasonable at this point.

Daydreaming is encouraged.

10. By quite a margin, I would imagine.

That’s a record you’re not going to break.

9. I’m surprised it took this long.

Girlfriend puts up with a lot.

8. Round trip will cost you extra.

Savvy kid.

7. It’s like it’s your first day.

The fear and the confusion all over again.

6. I honestly don’t see the difference.

Anything goes these days.

5. And with your own kid you have no one to blame but yourself.

It’s true. You know it.

4. The devil you know and all of that.

Don’t rock the boat.

3. The bathroom is not yours.

Nothing is yours, tbh.

2. Just wait, you little imp.

Then you find out you weren’t letting her win.

1. He’s not wrong.

It’s a sad state of affairs.

The great thing about being a parent is that you can always try again tomorrow.

Keep trying friends, just stay in the game and eventually, you’ll win.

Or something like that.

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People Turn Song Lyrics Into 2020 Hits for Jimmy Fallon’s Hashtags

Jimmy Fallon is a hashtag master – he creates them, his audience members knock them out of the park for a chance to get onto the show.

He’s been doing it for years, and I personally love the results, but if anything lends itself to internet hilarity, it’s the insanity that is 2020.

These 12 people really came through when Jimmy asked them to create the song of the summer with #SummerSongs2020

12. This is actually perfect.

I wouldn’t change one thing about it. Except for the inspiration.

11. Sounds like an instant hit.

Jump on that, Katy.

10. But don’t forget it’s real.

That part is important.

9. I almost forgot about this part.

It’s been a long year, y’all.

8. It’s a sad tune.

But it’s real.

7. Oof. Felt that.

Or I would have if I had less padding.

6. Might be a bit on the nose.

Depends on your mood, perhaps.

5. This one deserves a gold star.

I’m bopping along, singing this song!

4. It must be love.

Kismet, is what it is.

3. Almost as good as the original.

Don’t @ me.

2. This one has to be a winner.

I’m jealous of the clever!

1. Wait, you found Clorox?

Tell me your secrets!

I’m working on my own lyrics now, but not having much luck.

What would you add to this hashtag? Tell us in the comments!

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People Who Could Really Use a Do Over

We all have those really bad days. You know the ones, when you get about 20 minutes out of bed and realize it’s the kind of day that’s going to make you want to crawl right back under the covers.

Even if you’re having a day like that – as these 16 people definitely are – most of us don’t have the chance to do it over.

Sadly.

16. Sometimes, you should just pay an expert.

You have to know your limits.

Apparently my post isn’t appropriate for r/DIY so I’ll share with y’all. I installed my own microwave today and saved $150 in install fees! from Wellthatsucks

15. That is SO much information for an acquaintance.

I would have died. Just died.

14. That seems about right.

I bet a teenaged boy is to blame.

So, how’s your day going? from Wellthatsucks

13. Probably should have double checked.

Surely you know your wife.

A friend sent me this picture today. from Wellthatsucks

12. Your shame is there for all to see.

At least until it rains.

Great hangover from Wellthatsucks

11. No crying over spilt milk and all of that.

It can be harder some days than others.

Good morning… from Wellthatsucks

10. An actual nightmare.

These aren’t even my eggs and I have anxiety.

Somebody didn’t strap the egg trolleys in properly on the truck. 10,500 eggs broken from Wellthatsucks

9. That was definitely the cat’s plan.

Free chili for all!

Feeling like Kevin from the office right now. from Wellthatsucks

8. A sad state of affairs.

Hope he got some solid sack time, though.

Really wanted pizza, fell asleep from Wellthatsucks

7. Oh man I am cringing for this guy.

No choice, you gotta track it all down.

Noo this hurts from Wellthatsucks

6. I assume they have insurance for that.

Right? Tell me that’s right.

When your expensive car gets ruined from Wellthatsucks

5. Ohhhhh nooooooo.

That is the exact sound I just made.

4. Maybe there was hazard pay.

This seems like a mental hazard.

I work at a small coffee shop. My boss just absent-mindedly poured unroasted beans into a batch of roasted ones. Here’s us separating 10,000 beans…by hand. from Wellthatsucks

3. One of those things you couldn’t do again if you tried.

Not that you would.

See that tiny sliver of metal in the gap? Those are my car keys that I locked in the groove of my trunk. from Wellthatsucks

2. I can honestly barely look at this.

What does being from Arizona have to do with your skin?

When you are from Arizona and think 70 degrees on the beach in Cali doesnt require sunscreen. I. Hurt. from Wellthatsucks

1. Everyone they drove past was screaming.

SCREAMING.

Well… i think the image speaks for itself. from Wellthatsucks

Man, I can certainly wait until I have another day like this, how about you?

What’s your trick to dealing with a bad day?

Tell us in the comments!

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People Share What They Think Their Dog’s Dating Profiles Would Look Like

Don’t tell me you haven’t thought about this at some point…don’t even think about starting with me!

What am I talking about, you’re wondering?

I’m referring to what your dog’s profile would look like on a dating website. You’re really gonna sit there and tell me you haven’t considered what you’d put on there? I bet some of you have even gone so far as to make up a mock profile already.

Listen, I’m here to tell you that it’s okay and that you’re not alone. These people are all thinking the exact same thing. So let’s check it out!

1. She’s new to this whole thing.

But I think she’ll be just fine.

2. That is a handsome lad.

Quite a dapper dog!

3. A real gentleman.

Oh, Buddy, you’re gonna get a lot of dates.

4. A special dog.

We wish you luck!

5. What do you think of Milo?

Let’s get the lowdown.

6. Loves to eat!

What else do you really need?

7. Used to be a little bit slimmer.

But still a handsome beast.

8. How can you resist her?!?!

Just a country girl at heart.

9. Looking for love.

Hopefully in all the RIGHT places.

10. Might have some baggage.

But still, pretty cute…

11. Nice and simple.

That’s all he’s looking for.

12. No false advertising.

Let’s be honest…

13. Meet Walter.

Get to know him!

Those are great!

Okay, now it’s your turn.

In the comments, tell us what you think YOUR dog’s dating profile would look like.

We can’t wait to hear from you! Thanks!

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People Revise Song Lyrics for Jimmy Fallon, Hoping to Capture the Reality of 2020

Sometimes, night show host Jimmy Fallon asks his audience on Twitter to help him really nail a hashtag, and I’ve got to say, those are some of my favorite episodes. Regular people, it turns out, are pretty funny.

And listen, the best way to deal with 2020 is to laugh. I think.

Enter these 13 hilariously revised song lyrics that honestly capture the day.

13. If only we could all say this.

Things might be the slightest bit better.

12. That’s like…a whole version.

Commitment is impressive.

11. This is kind of brilliant.

I want to hear it outside my head.

10. Preach, sir.

A song for our times.

9. You gotta keep dancing.

No question there.

8. This should remain a hit forever.

Said the introvert.

7. I certainly do.

Theme of the summer!

6. If they had, maybe they would have saved their marriage.

Or maybe not. Could go either way, really.

5. Why is it always a Rick?

Also, always the frat boys.

4. “Like” might be a strong word.

The rest of it is spot on, though.

3. It’s the last line that really makes it.

Details, people.

2. Still less creepy than the original.

Don’t @ me.

1. Don’t you just love the oldies?

They really are the goodies.


One day I’m going to win one of these hashtag games!

What would you have added to the hilarity? Tell us in the comments!

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Classic TV Theme Songs That’ll Trigger Any Millennial’s Childhood Nostalgia

Once in a while, my brain will randomly remember the opening song for Sonic Adventure 2 – and then I can’t get it out of my head for a full week. Moments from childhood have a way with sticking around like that.

Here are 14 classic TV theme songs that are sure to bring back any Millennial’s most buried childhood memories.

1. Sister, Sister

Tia and Tamera truly are the GOATs for this one. Seriously, they didn’t have to turn it out like this.

2. Animaniacs

This absolutely wild cartoon defined my entire personality for a good five years.

3. Doug

Those catchy whistles are the mark of a true musical genius.

4. Malcolm in the Middle

I still can’t believe Bryan Cranston was in this show.

5. Hey Arnold!

Helga was the ultimate role model. That was girl who really knew how to stand up for herself and own her power. I, too, aim to endearingly call the object of my desire “football head.”

6. Zoom

I felt like I reached another plane of existence every time I watched Zoom

7. As Told By Ginger

This show got me through the roughest parts of my adolescence.

8. Rocko’s Modern Life

Rocko was an absolute fashion icon. Seriously, look at those sick prints.

9. Nick News

Fun fact – Linda Ellerbee used to visit and talk at my middle school!

10. Cow and Chicken

This show was weird beyond belief, but that’s exactly what made it true art.

11. Captain Planet

We could really use this team to fight climate change.

12. Gullah Gullah Island

This cleared my skin and cured my depression.

13. Clueless, the TV show

Ever realize that the lead actress in the TV show and the lead actress in the movie are two completely different people? Yeah, me neither.

14. Baywatch

I’m haunted by the late-night reruns of this one.

At the end of the day, a little bit of nostalgia is good for the soul. Moreover, it helps provide some distraction from the absolute mess that’s going on right now. Some escapism sure does a lot for the psyche. For example, why should I worry about my water bill when I can just reruns of As Told By Ginger? Now, that’s another level of problem solving!

What are some of your favorite TV theme songs from back in the day?

Share with us in the comments below!

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During WWII the American army…

During WWII the American army created Operation Fantasia in which foxes covered in glow in the dark paint would have been released in Japan as a form of psychological warfare. Americans didn’t really understand the Japanese culture and thought foxes would be enough to set them on edge based on what little they knew of […]

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