An Elevator Technician Got Revenge on a Very Entitled Woman

There are people in this world who just feel like they are owed everything simply because they want it.

Sometimes, that means they think they are entitled to tangible objects. Other times, they demonstrate that they believe everyone should orient their lives around what works best for them.

In this story, an elevator technician explains how he exacted revenge on a woman who just couldn’t wait for an hour while he fixed the elevator in her building.

And it turns out that he wasn’t the only one who was frustrated with her.

The guy starts by explaining that the job is exactly what it sounds like: when the elevator breaks, he’s the one who comes out and fixes it.

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So far, so good. We’re all following.

One day, he needed to replace an emergency light in an elevator.

He explains that elevator tech has evolved, so when these lights go out, it usually takes a while to swap it all.

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He’s clearly stated how long the job will take, and it’s a pretty important one.

Just because the elevator isn’t technically broken, it doesn’t mean that the elevator should be used.

However, the woman isn’t happy with this response.

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Whew!

She’s already mad about having to use the stairs, and decides that it’s better to just wait an hour instead.

What about her groceries?

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At this point, it’s definitely pretty galling that the woman is still sitting right there.

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The woman has got to be totally freaking out right now!

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Can you believe the daughter is totally supportive?

This woman must be pretty challenging to live with.

Also, before you get super worried, the technician made sure the woman was always safe.

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That story is truly wild! It’s amazing how quickly the technician was able to exact his revenge.

Which part do you think is the funniest?

Let us know in the comments!

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12 Kids Who Still Have a Lot to Learn

We don’t think kids will know everything – after all, they’re sort of new here and there’s a lot to learn!

That said, we also don’t expect to be able to keep ourselves from chuckling when they pull totally bonehead moves – like these 12 kids, who definitely still have a lot to learn.

12. What an incredibly proud moment.

I am dying.

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11. It’s really hard to explain to toddlers that mice aren’t our friends.

*shakes fist at Walt Disney*

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10. A girl after my own heart.

Sausage is life. OTP.

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9. Nope. Don’t like that.

I’m afraid we’re out of time today, hon.

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8. AND THEY HUNG IT ON THE WALL.

Maybe the lesson was actually about irony.

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7. My 3yo does this with all foods.

Edges are death, apparently.

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6. We all need armor, okay.

Maybe not with so many holes, but.

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5. Never trust them when they’re quiet.

I can’t stop gagging.

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4. Some kids are climbers.

But yeah, that’s excessive you little sh%t.

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3. Baby just TRY to pay attention.

Or maybe he only understands the concept of directions?

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2. I imagine they wanted hot chocolate?

Or something?

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1. Or maybe they DID switch them.

It would serve you right, you little brat.

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I love posts like these – it’s one of the best things about having kids, right?

What’s the funniest dumb thing your kid has said? Share it with us in the comments!

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If You Work in the Cranberry Bogs, You Should Be Okay With the Wolf Spider Guards

Have you ever stopped to contemplate how cranberries are grown before they arrive on your dinner plate? If not, you are in for a treat.

It turns out that cranberries grow in bogs, which in and of itself sounds like the beginning of an odd but scary film.

Not only do cranberries grow in bogs, but the bogs themselves are closely guarded by one fearsome creature: the wolf spider.

Apparently this is common knowledge for people who are from Massachusetts, but for the rest of us… here’s the story.

It all started when someone innocently asked why cranberries are always shown growing in a big pit.

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For some of us, just the two words “The Bog” automatically conjures up images of, well, bog bodies. Yikes!

But apparently, The Bog is totally a thing. A Massachusetts thing.

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Apparently, cranberries grow in the bog when it’s unflooded. When they’re ripe, the bog is flooded and the berries are collected in these hoops.

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The bogs also have a useful little creature living within: the wolf spider.

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This is all well and good until it’s time to flood the bog and retrieve the berries.

It turns out there’s a reason cranberry spiders ask prospective employees if they’re comfortable with spiders, and it’s a pretty wild one.

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If you’re totally petrified at this point, don’t worry: you aren’t alone.

Can you believe wolf spiders are so hardcore? You really do learn something new every day.

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A Kid Thinks He Drowned on the “Titanic” and His Story Is Very Specific

There are a bunch of stories about kids who act as if they remember their past lives that it’s hard not to give credence to the whole idea. Some people believe it’s because kids are just like…closer to their past life, or nearer to God (or wherever they believe people come from), but whatever the reason, the stories can be pretty creepy.

This is particularly true when a child gives details about an event or person or career that they couldn’t possibly have firsthand knowledge of any other way.

Which is exactly what happened in this case of a boy who was watching a documentary about the Titanic.

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Things got weird, when he, very calmly, informed them the rendering of the boiler room was wrong.

He knows because he was there..

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Someone pointed out that his use of the word “boiler” was pretty interesting.

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And the parent replied, expanding a bit and saying that even as an adult, her son hates deep water.

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There have been other stories of Titanic victims reincarnated, like this boy, who had a total breakdown at an exhibit.

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This kiddo had a similar experience that probably freaked his mother right the heck out.

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So what do you think about all of this? Are you buying it? Or do you think the kid is just making it all up?

If not, tell us how it’s so easily dismissed – I want to know!

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People Are Divided on a Dad’s Decision to Pay His Son to Read Books

Parents who are readers (like me) use so many hours of our lives when our babies are young to read to them. We buy them books, do the voices, and pray that one day, they will love to read, too.

There are so many things vying for our kids’s attention these days, though, that sometimes, despite our best efforts, reading isn’t at the top of our kids’s list of priorities.

Father David Woodland thought he’d found the perfect solution by paying his son $1 for every book he reads. Dad gets his son reading, and so what if the kid thinks he’s making out big time?

Everyone’s happy.

Well, it turns out that after David’s tweet racked up half a million likes and caught like wildfire on Reddit, that’s not exactly true.

Some people think he’s wrong to pay his kid to read, and also brought up arguments like he should be reading to his child, as well (even though he never said he didn’t).

Others suggested he was teaching his son that he should get paid for the things he should do anyway.

There was apparently some study that showed if you pay kids to do something, they’ll stop doing it without the money.

And some suggested he try instilling “a love of reading” instead of a love of money.

There were people who defended the choice, suggesting that the money would get them started, and hopefully a love of the thing would follow.

Including some with fancy degrees.

And others who agree that one thing can easily lead to another, and not always in a bad way.

As for David, he never expected things to go viral, and he’s taking all of the unsolicited advice and feedback in stride.

He told Bored Panda that he thinks the $1 per book is a great investment, and that he’d be willing to pay him the same forever, if it keeps him reading.

“If the rate stays at only $1, I would fund it for life if it kept working! The benefits of reading a book can change people’s lives.”

Amen, sir, and keep up the good work.

Let’s all take a page from David’s book, too, and remember to take other people’s opinions on how we raise our kids with a grain of salt.

Easier said than done, but we can try!

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The (Possibly) True Story of the Fastest Moving Manmade Object Ever That’s in Space…Maybe

Science nerds are some of the most interesting people, mostly because they usually have an innate curiosity about how the world works, and they love exploring new questions and ideas.

Recently, one person wondered what the record for the fastest-moving manmade object is… and then decided to research the topic until they found the answer.

Because why not? It can be really fun to dig around online and in books until you fully understand a topic or event.

It turns out the fastest object is a manhole cover that was launched via nuclear detonation, and that manhole cover can travel very, very quickly.

You might not even believe just how fast it can go!

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Funnily enough, the manhole cover was traveling at such a high speed that it didn’t get caught in our orbit, which means it’s still out there.

It’s pretty wild to imagine that a manhole cover is just rocketing around in space, probably getting faster and faster in the process.

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If you haven’t figured it out yet, this thing was moving really, really fast.

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Like… super fast. It’s impossible to overstate this fact.

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In fact, it’s going to so fast that one person theorized it could even anger some aliens if they encounter it.

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It is pretty amazing to think that such an everyday item could be launched into space and travel that quickly!

Don’t forget to share this one with your friends, especially your friend who love space facts.

Which part is totally unbelievable for you? Let us know in the comments!

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People Imagines a World Where Devils and Angels Bond Over Sandwich Choices

Devils and angels aren’t supposed to get along, right? After all, one represents all that is dark and sinful, and the other represents all that is light and good.

But… we also all know that in the real world, there’s a little bit of dark and light in each of us.

People on Tumblr decided to play with this idea a bit, and ended up imagining a world where angels and devils bond over their sandwich selections.

Because honestly.,. why not?

It all starts when someone accidentally summons a demon while putting their own sandwich together.

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See? Demons can be nice, too!

The next person decided to keep the story going, and made it even more fun.

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Eventually, the demons reveal that they’re totally into having conversations about the same stuff most of us like.

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The demon even ends up just coming over to hang out and be themselves, sandwich or no sandwich.

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It’s all fun and games until you realize the angels have caught wind of the fact that someone is summoning demons.

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It turns out the angel was sent for a different reason… but now he’s game to join in on the fun.

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The angel is confused, but also kind of into it? Maybe.

Soon, the angel is bringing their friends.

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It turns out that while the angels don’t really have a lot of personal drama to share, they’re extremely into Earth’s drama.

Eventually, of course, the angels and the demons meet.

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You eventually realize that basically, you’re now mediating an estranged family situation.

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We all knew Lucifer and Michael were going to meet up, right?

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Who doesn’t love to bond over food and drink?

It all really sounds quite lovely.

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But of course, the rumor mill is still running.

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Eventually, even the top guys want to see what exactly is going on at your house!

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Alas… not all fights can be mended over sandwiches. Maybe next time!

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Posts That Prove Kids Are Just Too Adorably Weird

Children are a lot of things, but there is absolutely no arguing that they are also completely weird. I mean, they’re humans, after all, and not one of us is not strange, right?

Kids, though, they don’t know yet that they’re supposed to hide their weird, which is how we get 15 delightful posts like these.

15. This is pretty weird.

Even for a kid.

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14. You’ve gotta get your free time where you can.

Take advantage of their ignorance.

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13. He thinks he’s so wise.

This is still cracking me up.

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12. He’s not going to forget that.

Watch your back at baggage claim.

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11. Nothing better than being sick the same time as your kid.

And by “better,” I mean I would rather burn in hell.

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10. I mean I kind of want to go watch now, too.

Anyone who can get adults to say that about youth soccer is amazing.

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9. I hope they said no.

Ducks are scary enough the way it is.

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8. Bless his heart.

He made himself small, isn’t that enough?

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7. I can’t decide if this is a scam or not.

That’s how bad am at math.

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6. You might get a call from the teacher.

“Ma’am, he’s just a terrible speller.”

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5. Bless his heart.

And remember, you’re his parent.

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4. What was she SUPPOSED to think?

Now she’s thinking adults are really dumb.

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3. This would disappoint any small boy!

RDJ’s face is just priceless.

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2. This is also how I feel when I just want to eat and people are making me take a picture.

It’s a whole mood.

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1. Time to get that kid some glasses.

If you only knew how hard I’m restraining myself from making a joke about Germans and their sense of humor.

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I strive to be the adult who doesn’t hide her weird, honestly.

What’s the funniest weird thing your kid has ever said to you? We want to hear about it in the comments!

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Kids Whose Parents Caught Them Doing Some Pretty Silly Stuff

If there’s one thing that’s true as a parent, it’s that a good portion of your life will be dedicated to saving your children from themselves.

Whether they’re toddlers trying to stick their tongues into light sockets, elementary-aged kids who think they should take flying leaps off everything, or high schoolers who have, for some reason, been given permission to drive, it’s can seem like a full-time job.

Especially when your kids are doing stuff like these 10, who will surely look back on these moments and laugh.

10. You gotta do what you gotta do.

Not every day. But some days.

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9. I don’t think any of them are wrong.

It’s all perspective.

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8. I bet he heard her yelling at her friends, too.

If he’s like my kid, he forgot he’d ever taken it.

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7. This is why boys don’t live as long.

I have two, and I understand now.

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6. The dog looks like he’s begging to be believed.

He doesn’t know they have different feet…just like the kid.

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5. Yes. Yes, it is.

Bless her heart.

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4. Didn’t even have the sense to put them back together and into the bag.

Amateur hour.

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3. Maybe you’d better check a mirror, just to be sure.

I’m still laughing at this one.

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2. To be fair, it looks like aliens are down there.

Also, there’s nothing swimming…

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1. You can lead a horse to water…

At least he’s using it.

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You’ve just got to giggle, my friends. How else will you survive?

Share your dumbest kid moment with us in the comments!

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An Evil Boss Forgot His Employees Are Humans and Got Instant Karma When They All Quit

If you’ve spent time employed by someone else, it’s possible you have encountered a terrible boss here or there.

It can be really demoralizing when your boss or manager treats you badly, and even worse when they treat the entire team that way. Sometimes, it seems like bosses even forget that their employees are actual human beings.

One person shared a pretty sweet story of how their evil boss got instant karma and lost an entire department.

The person starts by noting that they were hired on to help manage some problems that their predecessor had left behind. That’s not ideal, but it’s doable.

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And as these things so often do, everything started out really well. As long as the person did what they were supposed to do, the boss mostly left them alone.

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Unfortunately, it turns out that the boss has some pretty hardcore anger management issues.

Greeeeat.

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And of course, as soon as they asked for a raise… total crickets.

Fast forward a few weeks, and it turns out the employee made a mistake.

They say it wasn’t huge, and the problem was fixed… but the boss totally overreacted.

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The employee also knows their rights, and lives in a country that really supports workers. In news that will surprise no one reading along, it turns out the boss violated pretty much all of the rules and protections put into place.

The employee is obviously going to be fine, and to make matters even better, they were the only member of the marketing department. Guess what the boss doesn’t have now?

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Isn’t that story of instant karma pretty sweet?

Let us know what you think about it in the comments!

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