This is When Tumblr Went Nuclear on the Bullsh*t That Is Women’s Clothing Sizes

Most women could rant for days about how hard it is to buy clothes without trying them on. Sizing is all over the place, and in a world where being an “average” size should mean being able to confidently choose a tag that says “Medium,” nothing could be further from the truth.

Most women’s clothes are sized extremely small. I am a woman of average height (5’7) with a below-average bust who wears, at most places, a size 8 or 10.

I have to buy extra large shirts most places I go. Seriously.

Which is why I, and all women, adore this Tumblr thread for calling out the whole sh*tshow for exactly what it is – utter nonsense invented to make us feel bad about our bodies so we keep buying diet products.

And not only that, but there’s a very good reason that people on television and in magazines look like a million bucks no matter what they’re wearing.

The moment of realization began when a plus-sized girl won a fashion consultation with What Not To Wear’s Clinton Kelly.

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She first wanted to know how celebs make every outfit look perfect on their bodies.

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Answer: tailoring.

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Like, if you have money you can just…ignore the size. That’s a thing!

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And we’re all shocked that they’re altering EVERYTHING, right?

Not just dresses and formal clothes?

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I kind of am…

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Don’t do this to yourself, friends.

Know that off-the-rack clothes aren’t designed to fit ANY body perfectly, they’re designed to fit all bodies, sort of.

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Nothing is wrong with you; they’re just shitty clothes.

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There are so many things they should be teaching you in school but they’re not.

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These are the kinds of things the internet should be used for, y’all. For good.

Did any of this come as a surprise to you? Whether it did or didn’t, share with a girlfriend who could use the boost today!

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People Share What Made Their Ex “Crazy”

If you’re of a certain age, there’s a good chance there are romantic relationships in your past. We have all sorts of exes – normal(ish) ones, boring ones, ones we might regret, ones that got away – but it takes a special kind of ex to get labeled “the crazy one.”

If you’re up for a laugh at someone else’s expense, here are the stories of how 15 exes became the “crazy exes.”

15. Not only is he crazy, he’s also not very smart.

When he called the police to tell them I was “receiving drugs through the mail slot in my front door” then parked in front of my house after HE put drugs through my mail slot.

When the police arrived to talk to me my neighbor told them they had seen him do it and that he was still sitting in his car on the street watching. He was then arrested and charged with Possession, distribution, and violating a trespassing & restraining order.

14. What a forking weirdo.

He put a tracking app on my phone, put cameras in our house and would refuse to go to events with me but then show up and sit outside in his car watching me.

13. Your run-of-the-mill crazy.

Oh just the usual: Stalking and threatening suicide over the phone.

12. Sounds like they were both crazy…about each other.

She flatly informed me during that she had been planning to cheat on me with my best friend.

And then she succeeded and I lost my best friend, and eventually she cheated on him and called me asking to make up. Like what?

11. He would drink what now?

Oh so many things… standard abusive relationship stuff but the thing that’s most shocking to people is after I broke up with him he called me constantly and threatened suicide if I didn’t talk to him and he would cut himself and drink his own blood while on the phone with me.

10. That’s less crazy and more “should be in jail.”

She intentionally ran me over with her car.

9. Oh, the drama!

he sent messages about what an awful person i am to all my friends and to my mother. the one to my mom also included a suicide note. he also sent me a picture of him setting fire to a stuffed animal that was supposed to symbolize our happy years

8. That is QUITE the tale.

She vanished.

So I was like “wow okay guess we are broke up” and one night about 5 months later she showed up at apartment whole I was at work and started kicking the door saying she’s sorry and she loved me, and I was a f*ggot, and an asshole and that she missed me so much she wanted to die. Like… All over the place. My upstairs neighbor took a video, then called the police.

We dated casually for like… 3 months.

Turns out she left because she met a man at a bar and immediately fell in love. They ran away to new york city, got married, and did so many drugs. Like…. Reckless bender. She had an OD and then a Revelation in the hospital. Immediately came home and I guess expected me to be waiting anxiously for her.

I wasn’t heartbroken, just confused.

I never saw her until after she had gone through a full rehab course and completely excused herself from her old life. She told me a very watered-down version of how things went. I knew from my neighbor the truth, it was very embarrassing for her and I didn’t let her know that I knew the reality. She’s recovering well though. Poor thing.

7. Step away from the dogs, sir.

I had an ex who did something similar. Minus the suicide note. When i broke up with him (we were living together) he would harass me, constantly tell me how much he wanted to fuck my sister and how ugly i was. And then he’d text my sister and be all buddy buddy and kind and make me seem like the villain. I begged my sister to stop talking to him and then he pushed it too far saying he was going to hang out with her and i told my sister everything he said to me about her and she was so disgusted and immediately stopped everything.

My sister is very kind and was just trying to be nice to him since i was the one who ended things.

He was not a nice man. Also threatened to kill my dogs at one point. Very terrifying.

6. This is insane!

I got ghosted once years ago by a girl I was just casually seeing for I dunno, 5 weeks? We’d been on like 3 dates after meeting in a bar. Weird feeling, because everything seemed to be going well, and then poof she was gone. This was back before the days of Facebook and we hadn’t like met friends or done more than exchange numbers, so I had nobody to contact or anything really. Your post reminded me of it because yeah, what can you do except go “lol well I guess that is over”.

In my case it turns out she got hit by a car when she went home for spring break and died like a week later. I didn’t find out for 3 months or so, and by then I had of course fully moved on with my life. I kept thinking I should feel worse? But then we hardly knew each other and I had been operating under the assumption that I had been ditched and was out there trying to meet people and whatnot again. It’s weird, like having your past come whipping around and hit you in the head.

5. When even your therapist tells you to GTFO.

She was verbally, emotionally, financially and (eventually) physically abusive. She used to threaten to call the police and say I raped her or to get me deported (before I was a citizen).

Went to counseling because she insisted the problems were all on my side and after two sessions the counselor called me privately and told me to get out ASAP

4. Nobody steals pizza and gets away with it.

Broke into my house, stole my dad’s phone, and wrote a letter on the back of my door in sharpie: “I love you RockArmMan and I always will. Love Jessica.” At least the note made it easy for the cops.

Oh and she ate my fucking pizza.

3. Not just him but his friends, too.

After telling him I wanted nothing to do with his drama, he got some of his friends to text & call me nonstop for nearly a full week. Apparently if I responded they were to convince me I was the dramatic one.

He and his friends also would pop in randomly to my place of work after that, leaving bs complaints with management (half the time they’d be ignored b/c they’d make a complaint without making sure I worked that day tho lol). Was pretty uncomfortable that these LGBT+-activist folks basically forced me to out myself at work to explain to my bosses what was going on.

Took a new phone number, new apartment, and new job to finally shake him off my back.

2. People just have SO much gall.

Wanted me to start a poly relationship with him and the gal he cheated on me with after I initiated the divorce.

Got raging drunk when he thought she was cheating on him and tried to leave her place with our kids in the car (how I learned to appreciate the gf….she stopped him and called me).

Told my first post divorce bf a whopper of a tale about why our marriage ended with me being portrayed as the one who cheated on him with another couple.

1. Thelma and Louise up in here.

She grabbed the steering wheel while we were driving down the highway

I’m dying, and I’m hoping I’m not someone’s “crazy ex” (though I might be!).

Do you have a crazy ex? What makes them crazy? Tell us the story in the comments!

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The “My Plans/2020” Meme Will Remind Us How 2020 Went off the Rails

Remember when this year started and we thought it was going to be awesome and things were really going to turn around?

Wellllllllll, it hasn’t gone quite as planned, has it?

In fact, some people might even call it an outright disaster so far.

But, maybe we have time to right the ship!

In the meantime, let’s take a look at these hilarious “My Plans/2020” memes that will remind just how insane the world is right now.

1. That’s not good.

Not good at all…

2. Going up in flames.

You better be careful!

3. She’s here!

And you were not expecting that, were you?

4. Surprise, surprise.

Didn’t go the way you expected, did it?

5. She does not look happy.

What a shitshow…

6. Here come the waterworks.

How much time have you spent crying lately?

7. It all comes crumbling down.

A fabulous disaster.

8. Well, that was unexpected.

Sorry about that, world…

9. Oh, it’s bad.

Much worse than you could even imagine.

10. Hmmmmm. Not sure how I feel about this.

Thoughts about this?

11. We all had such big plans…

And look what happened!

12. Well, that was a major tease.

Not cool…not cool at all.

13. The party’s over.

You’re in for a big shock!

14. Scary stuff.

Now I’m really freaking out!

Hey, keep your heads up, we still have a lot of time to turn this thing around!

Now we want to hear from you!

How are you holding up during all this madness?

Talk to us in the comments, we’d love to hear from you!

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Funny Examples of the “My Plans/2020” Meme That Show How This Year Went to Sh*t

When January 1, 2020 rolled around, I think a lot of us were excited to start a new year and to finally get it right for once.

Things were gonna be different! Remember?!?!

We were going to travel, get in shape, make some new friends, and generally be more productive and social people.

Then it all went to SHIT.

And now here we are in the midst of way too many crises to even count.

And that’s what these “My Plans/2020” memes are all about: what we planned on doing this year and how it actually worked out.

So let’s take a look and have a few laughs.

And remember to hang in there!

1. Look out behind you!

Didn’t see that one coming…

2. Oh, shit!

Kevin spilling the chili is all of us right now.

3. Well, there’s this…

I guess he’s doing semi-ok.

4. How do you describe 2020?

Like a bull in a china shop.

5. Now I’m gonna have to cry.

I have something in my eye…

6. Iceberg! Straight ahead!

A little warning would have been nice.

7. Don’t look at me!

A very sad state of affairs.

8. Get out of the road!

We all know what happened to this kid from Pet Sematary.

9. Oh, no!

That’s not good!

10. In case you’re wondering…

That pole took her head off…FYI.

11. That really does not look good.

Don’t go up there!

12. My eyes!

Now, this is a real tragedy.

13. Oh, Larry…

You poor little fella!

Now let’s hear from all the readers out there!

In the comments, tell us how you’re doing.

What were your big plans for 2020? And how are you doing during all this craziness?

We look forward to hearing from you!

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People Tell Stories About Someone Ruining Their Life in an Instant

Life is very precarious.

One minute you’re on top of the world, the next minute you’ve fallen all the way down to the bottom and you feel like it’s over.

Hey, it happens…but for some people, that fall can be really bad.

What’s the fastest way you’ve seen someone ruin their life?

Let’s dive into these true stories from folks on AskReddit.

1. One bad decision.

“I had a friend in college who had a tendency to act before thinking, but was generally fun and well-meaning. After I had graduated, my friend apparently got coerced by a woman he was trying to sleep with to try heroin just once.

As I heard it, he refused initially, then caved because he felt pressured. My friend overdosed and died. Just like that, one bad decision ended his life.

RIP Mike.”

2. Depressing.

“A few kids from school went to this girls cabin over winter break, one of the girls was standing on the balcony.

And her boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare her. So she got started and jumped against the balcony railing and she fell off from the third floor and banged her spine against a huge rock from the ground and ended up being paralyzed from the neck down.

She was supposed to be a gymnast, and her boyfriend overdosed out of guilt.”

3. Holy shit.

“A kid I knew was fucking around with a handgun at a party and spun it around with his finger trying to look cool. He blew his head off right in front of everybody.

It’s a miracle that nobody else got shot and a lot of people who weren’t there think that it was intentional but it wasn’t. He was twenty years old.”

4. Drinking problem.

“In the Air Force.

This new guy joins and goes out to a bar then decides to drive home. Gets a DUI. Loses all his rank, has to pay a ton in fines but leadership fought for him and he was allowed to stay in the Air force.

2 months later as he’s paying tons of lawyer and legal fee’s, he does something really stupid… Drives home from the SAME bar drunk and gets arrested. Loses his license and gets kicked out of the military, so loses all his income while he’s thousands of dollars in debt.

That’s not even the worst part. A few months later, he celebrates being a civilian again by… You guessed it. Going to the same bar, then driving home drunk. Arrested and put in jail for a while. I can’t imagine he has many future career opportunities with a less than honorable discharge and an arrest record.”

5. Blew it.

“Knew a guy in when I was younger, he was a stud tight end in high school and college but had a drinking problem.

He had pro stats, size speed, etc… got a try out in the NFL. Flew to town went out got fucked up and never woke up in time for the try out. Showed up half a day late and they wouldn’t let him in.

Flew home and now he does mortgages working like the rest of us.”

6. A painful lesson.

“I went to a rich high school. After graduating 2 kids went to be camp counselors. One night they got drunk and drove back to the camp. They hit a tree, the passenger died.

The kid driving was from a family worth 8 figures, smart, good enough looking, popular. On his way to a top tier university.

20 years in prison.

The passenger’s family begged for no prison time but the judge said tough shit.”

7. Wow.

“Less than 24 hours. My ex neighbor’s ex girlfriend went on a racist road rage rant that got filmed. It went viral on Twitter. I remember reading the news article and thinking about her for some reason (she wasn’t named) It wasn’t until months later that I found out it was her

She was fired from her $300,000 a year job next day and immediately started getting death threats. She had to move in with her boyfriend.

She tried getting a job but people would look her up and be like wtf. She spent $10,000 on a reputation defender, changed her name, was shunned by many family and friends. Her boyfriend (who she wanted to marry) broke up with her because he couldn’t stand the months of depression. She ended up leaving the state.”

8. A personal story.

“I’m my own perfect example for this. Started abusing meth and hanging with all the wrong people. Within three months I wrecked my car, lost my home, my relationship went up in flames and I caught some misdemeanors and felonies when I had only ever had speeding tickets before then.

Now I’m on probation for the next several years or until I can pay off the thousands I owe the court, stuck living with my parents at 34, single, jobless, and struggling massively with anxiety and depression.

Yay bad choices. Yay consequences.”

9. Bad idea.

“”Hey bro watch me slap that girls ass”

Last words said by my former friend who slapped a 13 year old girl’s ass. Mind you, he didn’t notice the surveillance camera nor the cop who was walking out of the store.

He’s a registered sex offender now.”

10. Life of crime.

“Guy I knew in high school left about year 11 I think. He always seemed like a decent guy, no reason to believe otherwise.

Decided to hold up a service station with a fake pistol. Got shot from behind by a customer with a real one. Hit his shoulder blade, ricocheted up from there into his skull. They turned his life support off a few days later.

Australia, early 1990s.”

11. Wear a helmet!

“Cousin was spoiled as hell. My uncle was a millionaire lawyer and bought his relationship with his kids with money. He never had time for them. If they asked, he bought. Money was no object if he thought it made them love him.

Cousin turned 16 and got a driver’s license. He begged for a motorcycle even though he did not have a motorcycle license. My uncle bought him a brand new Kawasaki Ninja. My father pleaded with him about what a bad idea that was.

1 week later he crashed with a girl on the back of the bike and they both died upon impact. No helmet or safety gear on top of it….

Probabaly the fastest way someone ruined their life. My uncle and his son.”

12. This is bad.

“My ex cheated on me with a mentally unstable woman. He lied about working late one night to go hook up with her. She got mad at him and “punished” him by filing false rape charges.

He was pulled over and hauled to jail two blocks from her apartment complex. He was locked up in the sex offender unit of one of the worst county jails in the country over Christmas. The case never went to trial, the grand jury no-billed him for lack of evidence of a crime.

But he ended up losing me, losing his affair partner, losing his main job, losing his volunteer work, losing his side job, losing his savings account, ruining his credit, losing visitation with his daughters from a previous relationship, losing his car, losing most of his friends, losing several family relationships, and wound up living with his mom.

He also still has the arrest record because he can’t afford to have it expunged, so it shows up on every background check. It was like 4 hours between the time he called me to say he was working late and when the cops pulled him over and arrested him.

In 4 hours he completely destroyed his life.”

13. Dumbass.

“Kid in my class posted a picture of him dressed in a police costume with his knee on another kids neck.

Several captions with anti police slurs and slogans. It was addressed by the school board and he lost his scholarship and got booted off the varsity hockey team.”

14. On a dare…

“Read a story about an Australian teen who was drinking with friends and got dared to eat a slug.

The slug ended up passing Rat lungworm infection to him which made him extremely sick. He slipped into a coma which lasted 420 days, and after that he was completely paralyzed from the neck down & needed constant assistance and couldn’t even speak.

After 8 years, he passed away. His name was Sam Ballard.”

15. Brutal.

“My cousin’s kid went playing in the front yard he was 5 and he saw a frog on the road and he wanted to catch it and add it to his collection, I told him to look both ways, he did, and a car that was being chased by police came speeding down the road at 100 mph.

I tried to yank him out of the street before he got hit, but I was to slow, he got hit, killed, I got a shattered arm because the car hit my arm as I reached out to him, and now my cousin blames me, and I am emotionally damaged by seeing him on the road.

I keep getting flashbacks of the split second I could save him, and my cousin will never forgive me.”

16. This is sad.

“I am friends with a guy and through him knew his younger sister. Smart, pretty, cool. She was a doing well in college. Meets a guy and decided to get married after a few weeks without telling anyone. So she moves in with him and all of the sudden he has too much back pain to work, so she’s trying to take classes and support them both.

He lays around all day smoking pot which she buys for his pain, while she does school and waits tables all night. She also likes to party with him. It’s revealed they’ve both been doing a lot of acid.

She, of course drops out of college a few credits short of graduating. (by this point her parents and friends are begging her to come to her senses and take their help to get back and finish college, invite both of them to move in and do all the drugs they want as long as she finishes school)

Her and the husband decided the student loans plus both his and her car loans are too much, so they park the cars at the bank with notes in the windshield that they do not want them any more and disappeared.

They left a note for her parents that they were moving “out west or to Mexico” and haven’t been heard from in over 15 years.

My friend heard rumors that the guy was pimping his sister out at one point, but that was after they left that he heard, too late to do anything. About 5 years ago he told me he thinks she’s probably dead, but the parents are expecting her to come back any day now.

The parents used to be joyous people.”

Oh, boy…

Now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, tell us about the fastest way you’ve seen someone ruin their life.

Let’s get weird!

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13 Times People Said Really Stupid Stuff on Twitter

Social media can be great for a lot of things, but sometimes when I’m flipping through peoples’ posts, all I can do is shake my damn head…

I love that these platforms give every single person out there a chance to say what’s on their mind, but some folks REALLY need to think before they post.

It’s kind of like not drinking and driving…don’t post and be stupid…or something like that.

Whatever the case, we think these are perfect examples of what I’m talking about.

Don’t be like these people…but definitely have a good laugh at them!

1. That really is crazy!

By the way, are you a Math teacher?

2. One of life’s great mysteries.

Can anyone please explain this?

3. Can I get a discount?

Not dealing with a genius.

4. This is brilliant.

Look at that again very closely…

5. Good for you!

They deserve some respect!

6. Sounds absolutely delicious.

I could go for one myself right about now.

7. Hmmmm. Good point.

Let this one sink in.

8. Be very careful.

No one wants to get a Caucasian.

9. Go ahead and try it.

This person is a scientist, no doubt about it.

10. I prefer the michael wave, but that’s just me.

What do you think?

11. Hell yes!

I’ll be over to help you eat them…and to work on your grammar.

12. We won’t have to worry about it.

It’s just too far away, right?

13. Get out that sexy bird leaf.

That’s what it’s called, right?

Oh, people…let’s try to get it together, shall we?

Okay, now let’s hear from you.

Yeah, YOU!

Please share something really stupid you’ve seen someone post on social media lately.

Do it in the comments!

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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13 Memes That Sum up the Madness That Is 2020

Memes that sum up 2020 are going to be relevant for many years, because we aren’t going to stop talking about this crazy year anytime soon.

If you’re a fan of memes and want to laugh-cry about the madness that is this year, well, have we got a list for you!

13. I have never seen a more perfect meme in my life.

I mean, just look at it. Its a thing of glory!

12. “Let’s just see what happens to these phase 1 people…”

Ope, nothing good!

11. A soothing voice just isn’t going to do it.

F-bombs are a must.

10. Personally I would block caller.

Like I do with all of the other spammers that won’t quit.

9. Trust me, we’re not getting any more money.

They’re still mad they gave us the first money!

8. We really didn’t see it coming, did we.

I don’t know how you really could have, though.

7. Well, until I get my first summer electric bill. anyway.

We…just turned our AC up.

6. They might as well just give up now.

Their teachers aren’t going to want to talk about it, either. Too soon.

5. You’re gonna need a bigger highlighter.

Or a bigger memory.

4. People are making this way harder than it is.

But I mean, by all means, eat the cheese.

3. There is alcohol, so you have to give it at least half a star.

That’s it, though.

2. If it means I have to put makeup on then no.

Maybe Marco Polo if I can get the right light.

1. I am in this image and I don’t like it.

Between online shopping and the grocery store, no money has been saved.

These are right up my alley – I hope they made you happy, too!

Which was your favorite? Is the crazy ever going to end? Tell me in the comments!

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