Funny Posts About Having a Sh*tty Landlord

When I was going to college, I lived in a total hellhole during my Sophomore year.

The place was owned by a company that ran apartment complexes across town, but my 3-unit building was a special sort of nightmare. (It’s been torn down since then…).

But my landlords were THE WORST. I had to beg and plead with them to get even the smallest thing taken care of and the whole year really sucked.

Have you had a bad landlord before? Then these posts should look very familiar to you…

1. Do it yourself…

Because you really don’t have another choice.

To sum up London renting: my entire kitchen has flooded and my landlord just sent me a YouTube tutorial on how to fix it pic.twitter.com/wGFgpXvt2Z

— sophie thompson (@sophxthompson) June 8, 2018

2. That’s a very good point.

This kind of drives me nuts.

ridiculous that so many landlords don’t allow dogs. i have kept this creature fed and healthy for six years but you’d rather rent to a gamer without pets?

— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) April 25, 2019

3. Here’s where she should start.

Sounds like a plan!

Should convicts be allowed to vote? Uh…they are alive and…living in a democracy, right? What is the controversy?

If we want to take away the vote from people whose interests don't align with society at large, let's start with landlords.

— Existential Comics (@existentialcoms) April 24, 2019

4. That’s how it should work.

“Not my domain…”…really nice.

me: my hot water doesn’t work

landlord: not my domain

firelord: nor mine

me: what

waterlord: [rising out of the sink] WHO DARES DISRUPT THE MIGHTY WATERLORD, GOD OF THE 7 SEAS

me: i-i do. My hot water doesn’t work

waterlord: oh shit for real? i'll call the plumber

— Kellen (@captainkalvis) February 5, 2019

5. Don’t do it!

Also, what a weird situation that would be…

My landlord threatened to evict me if i don’t check out his band! has anyone heard of wavves

— ـفـفـفـفـفـفـفـفـفــفــف (@tigerboy420) April 22, 2019

6. Who are you, again?

Well, that’s not a good sign.

i messaged my landlord about our broken washing machine and this is his response pic.twitter.com/6Wm5CfZ9Gl

— seren (@serenxm) April 22, 2019

7. Why are you so OBSESSED with me?

God, get a life!

My landlord is obsessed w rent that was due literally weeks ago ? Move on babe

— cancela lansbury (@gossipbabies) November 9, 2018

8. That’s a little extreme.

I’ll do as I please in the kitchen, thank you very much.

just read a client's contract for them and the landlord has written a clause that bans "spices and oils" in all cooking. imagine thinking you had the right to ban flavour from someone's life

— nic (@nicface) August 28, 2019

9. Come on in!

That’s rude. And I also think that it’s illegal…

Our landlord would just …turn up. Unannounced, and just open bedroom doors and poke about a bit. Just stroll in!

— Ella Delancey (@ellaluciewrites) November 25, 2019

10. Just don’t breathe, okay?

That makes sense…

I had a landlord tell me to stop breathing in my sleep to stop some black mould from growing on the bedroom ceiling #VentYourRent

— Andy “Andrew not Andy” Coates (@AndyKCoates) November 26, 2019

11. Ugh. That’s awful.

Get the hell out of that place.

have to wear a breathing mask in my livingroom to clear it out because after 8 months of living in a flat with damp that turned to mould neither me or louis can breathe properly (he has asthma) and all of us including the cat have come up in rashes #VentYourRent pic.twitter.com/G6cdvwx1Eh

— egg fried nightmare (@kardashoon) November 25, 2019

12. Looks like a dump.

Get a fix-it guy in there, please.

This was peak renting, honestly #VentYourRent pic.twitter.com/X8l1UEK1FJ

— Evie (@evie_faye97) November 25, 2019

Ugh…that brought back some bad memories…

How about you?

Have you ever had to deal with any particularly terrible landlords?

If so, please tell us all about it in the comments.

Thanks in advance!

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July 23, 2020

Posts You’ll Appreciate If You’ve Ever Had a Terrible Landlord

Having a really bad landlord really sucks.

On top of the normal, everyday stresses of life, it adds to the misery and makes coming home something that you dread instead of looking forward to.

And that sucks! Because your house or apartment is supposed to a comfortable place where you can decompress and get away from it all.

Here are some memes about dealing with shitty landlords that you’ll definitely enjoy.

If you’ve had or currently have a bad landlord, we feel your pain…

1. Listen, I’m a baby.

Is that a good enough excuse?

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2. You’ll get nothing and like it!

Does this look familiar?

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3. Profits are going up!

Sittin’ back collecting that money.

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4. What did I just walk into?

Teach them a lesson!

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5. That’s not a real animal.

Look very closely…

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6. Well, if he’s paying the utilities…

Might as well live it up!

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7. Working hard or hardly working?

I think we know the answer to that…

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8. Rents are a little steep, huh?

And just getting worse.

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9. The ultimate payback.

Revenge is sweet, baby!

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10. Hahahaha. Wow.

It just looks like such a cozy home!

TFW your landlord says you can't drill into the walls https://t.co/qpnWZXwq0B

— Chris Mandle (@chris_mandle) February 4, 2020

11. Those damn bats!

Keep up the act. It works!

If you’re renting, and your landlord has a no pets policy, you can keep bats as long as you pretend to be mad about it.

— Queer Paranormal (@ParanormalQueer) January 20, 2020

12. For February? Are you kidding me??

That’s not cool.

landlords really want us paying full price for February. FEBRUARY. Lmao grow up.

— ditch pony (@molly7anne) February 25, 2019

13. Hell yeah! Party time!

This is a little strange.

I'm beginning to think my landlord has a different relationship with the rent payment than I do pic.twitter.com/2g3Tx894Lg

— Matt Poldberg (@NotSpamIpromise) December 4, 2019

14. That’s a power move.

That’s showing yourself!

Becoming the Landlord of my own Body by refusing to fix anything wrong with it

— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) December 10, 2019

How about you?

Have you ever had a really terrible landlord?

Tell us about them in the comments! We’d love to hear your stories!

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July 23, 2020

Former Poor People Shared Things They Have Now That Were Considered Luxury Items Growing up

A writer named Victoria Barrett recently posed a very interesting question to people on Twitter and it started a thread that was very revealing about how people view money and possessions.

Here’s what Barrett asked the Twitter-verse.

Former poor kids: what are some things you have in your house that you *never* had as a kid, things your not-poor friends would never consider luxuries?

— Victoria Barrett (@victoriabwrites) January 20, 2020

Let’s see what people had to say.

1. Barrett offered a few of her own.

Missing the essentials.

A few of mine are Kleenex, band-aids, ziplock bags, and paper towels.

— Victoria Barrett (@victoriabwrites) January 20, 2020

2. A lot of the basics.

Sounds like it was tough.

Air conditioning, dishwasher, disposable stuff like paper towels to clean with instead of rags that were shirts or socks, ice maker, and I would add the tangential luxury of good grocery stores in an easy commute with good produce and international food.

— Lesley Carhart (@hacks4pancakes) January 20, 2020

3. Real veggies.

Not the canned stuff.

Space heater, books not from the library, vegetables not from a can.

— Alan Heathcock (@alanheathcock) January 20, 2020

4. The comfort of certainty.

That must be a relief.

Certainty.
That my car will start.
That my toilet will flush.
That I can refill my meds.
That my card will be accepted.
That no one will come and take it all away.

— Tony @ Setec Astronomy (@tony_bridges_el) January 20, 2020

5. The little things.

They’re pretty important once you have them.

Hand towels. Ziplock bags. Slippers. A robe. Pillow shams. An ironing board. Mini blinds and curtains. https://t.co/6cSwa6WJDl

— Jess Piper (@EnglishTeach07) January 20, 2020

6. Actual tissue paper.

Using old napkins.

this thread is rough.

actual tissue paper was a big thing. i got sick a lot and my nose was constantly scabbed from using mcdonalds napkins. used those as TP too https://t.co/9FOEnxNsUv

— ???? ☆ ??? (@arixdiamond) January 21, 2020

7. Taking care of pets.

Makes her want to cry.

Also, this is not a “thing,” per se, but having pets that you’re able to care for responsibly, spay/neuter, and tend to their veterinary needs. I think back at my childhood and it makes me want to cry.

— Martha (@marthakimes) January 20, 2020

8. Enough food…

Going hungry is no good.

Qtips. Kleenex. Hand soap right next to dish soap. Pillows. Dog treats. Matching socks without holes.
Enough food to last weeks. Shit like that is definitely a tell. The fact I keep a sleeping bag and camp pad in my car, that I bought because I can sleep in it if I need to.

— Lauren Hough -BLM-ACAB (@laurenthehough) January 20, 2020

9. Mismatched stuff.

But not anymore…

Matching sheet sets on the beds and those matching pajama tops and bottoms (instead of wearing a random oversized t-shirt from an event or something as pajamas)

— DevorahBackman (@BackmanDevorah) January 20, 2020

10. The stuff you need.

And that every female should have.

Also, sanitary napkins and tampons. When I was homeless I used to use folded paper towels from public restrooms. Now I can afford to buy extras for my kids and their friends.

— Rene Denfeld (@ReneDenfeld) January 20, 2020

11. For rich folks?

Not exactly…

Stairs. I was convinced that only mansions had more than one floor.

— Stacey Filak (@staceyfilak) January 20, 2020

12. For the kids.

That’s a nice story.

My daughter gets a new, nice Halloween costume each year. Both my wife and I know what it’s like to be the kid who is ashamed of their costume and are borderline insane to make sure she doesn’t.

— KJ BLACKLIVESMATTER (@KevinJosephCMX) January 20, 2020

Money sure is strange, huh?

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us what you used to think of as luxury items before you had any money.

We can’t wait to hear your stories!

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July 23, 2020

Laugh at These Memes About Wearing Masks!

Even though the world is totally crazy right now, we still have to remember to laugh, right?

Damn right!

Yes, we have to wear masks for a while when we leave the house and yes, it can be annoying, but just do it! You’re helping yourself, your family and friends, and total strangers every time you put it on.

And we can make fun of ourselves in the meantime!

Let’s have a few laughs and forget about all the awful things happening right now!

1. Can someone explain this?

I need answers!

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2. Hey, it works!

Kind of…

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3. Play it at home with your family!

It’s fun for everyone!

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4. This is not a good look.

So be careful out there, okay?

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5. I’m really tired of hearing this kind of stuff.

Just wear the damn thing!

6. It’s my dream, too.

You can really avoid everyone now!

Idk why people are against wearing masks. Masks protect you from coronavirus yes, but they also protect you from running into people you know in public. Add sunglasses and you are literally in disguise. It’s safe to do anything, anywhere, even in your hometown. This is my dream

— Samantha Matt (@SamanthaMatt1) June 21, 2020

7. Just like normal folks do.

We’re all the same, right?

I’m just like you, I put my face mask on one leg at a time

— Swim Jeans (@ShortSleeveSuit) June 21, 2020

8. Yeah, what she said.

Again, just wear it!

I laboured for 7 hours and gave birth in a mask so I think the rest of you can wear one for like 10 minutes to go inside a store to grab a Jamba Juice or whatever you do

— amil (@amil) June 17, 2020

9. Phew! That’s a relief!

Resting Bitch Face no more!

Thanks to masks, my bitch face can finally rest

— Sara K. Runnels (@omgskr) June 25, 2020

10. I agree with this 100%.

It’s a perfect circle.

The Venn diagram of people who won’t wear a mask and people who don’t use their turn signal is a circle.

— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) June 19, 2020

11. It really makes you think…

Admit it, you’ve forgotten it at least once.

If Covid has taught me anything, it’s that it’s incredibly unrealistic that super heroes remember their masks every time they go out.

— Alec James (@alecjamescomedy) June 16, 2020

12. Hahahaha. That’s great.

It’s a perfect fit! Kind of…

Y’all I ordered my mom a Kerry Washington face mask & …. pic.twitter.com/cCLOxmpXJG

— mira (@miralashea) June 23, 2020

13. Damn straight.

Metal heads know what’s up.

If Slipknot can wear a mask for a full set than you can wear a mask for your trip to Target!!

— ?VAL? (@XMaloVidaX) June 25, 2020

14. Just take it and leave.

Things sure have changed, huh?

Walmart before pandemic:
•No hoods, sunglasses or masks. •We need to check your receipt.
•We need to check the contents of your cart at the door.

Walmart after pandemic:
•Must be masked like a felon.
•Take your shit and go. We don’t care if you paid for it.

— Lessons from the Minivan (@FromMinivan) May 17, 2020

Remember to wear your mask when you leave the house, okay?

A little bit goes a long way!

How are you doing these days with all the craziness in the world?

Give us a life update in the comments!

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July 23, 2020

People Who Used to Be Poor Talk About What They Considered Luxuries When They Had No Money

It’s interesting what you consider to be luxuries at different points in your life depending on how much money you have in the bank.

And a recent Twitter thread that was started by a woman named Victoria Barrett showed just how much a lot of people out there have had to overcome in their lives when it came to poverty and having simple material possessions.

This is the question that Barrett posed to people on Twitter.

Former poor kids: what are some things you have in your house that you *never* had as a kid, things your not-poor friends would never consider luxuries?

— Victoria Barrett (@victoriabwrites) January 20, 2020

Let’s take a look at some of the very interesting responses.

1. The real stuff.

It does taste better.

Real cheese (as opposed to government cheese).

Brand name cereal in a box (as opposed to “Tasteeos in the
bag).

New clothes (as opposed to clothes from Goodwill).

Cash that is green (as opposed to food stamps which were blue an orange).

A microwave, a cable box, a computer.

— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) January 20, 2020

2. Never run out.

Always have a back-up.

Back-up supplies, like a full thing of olive oil and maple syrup and sea salt for when the ones I have run out. Tupperware. Shoes that I like. Dishes that are pretty. Neosporin/bandaids/first aid kit. The biggest luxury of all– flowers I bought just because it was my birthday.

— elizabeth kolenda (@partyantithesis) January 20, 2020

3. Take care of those teeth.

You’ll be thankful later in life.

Regular dental appointments

— Granny Weatherwax’s Antifa Meet Up (@dadamstowel) January 20, 2020

4. You know you can get it now.

No more worries.

The ability to buy what we need, when we need it, without having to figure out what other thing has to be cut. If my kid needs clothes, I can buy them without worrying that we might not be able to afford food.

— Sandra Ebejer (@sebejer) January 20, 2020

5. My own space.

It makes a big difference.

Biggest one is my own bedroom. More than one pair of shoes. A library of books. Sparkling water. A desk. My own computer. Skin care products. https://t.co/iSA1bocQU0

— Ace, But My Family Calls Me Ammmmburrrrr (@TheUrbanAce) January 21, 2020

6. Sounds pretty bad.

Roaches are awful.

Cable.
Lack of roaches.

— (@rach_art) January 20, 2020

7. This is huge.

Still have a long way to go on this one.

Healthcare

— defund the police (@SteelyDanRather) January 20, 2020

8. Constant noise.

Silence is golden.

Silence. Growing up it was nothing but noise. Police sirens, gunshots, couples screaming from a domestic violence dispute, people getting jacked for their shoes, drivebys, list goes on. https://t.co/In8OkhGkUr

— Michael Broome (@influential_man) January 21, 2020

9. That’s what wealth means to them.

No more stress.

I just remember watching my mom chew her lip while the grocery store clerk rang up our groceries. She was so stressed and would take things off the belt if we went over. My sister and I view wealth as “getting whatever you want at the grocery store”.

— Stefsopla (@Fontsensitive) January 20, 2020

10. Fancy pants.

Living the good life.

Dishwasher, books, dogs living in the house and not exclusively outside (unfixed), snacks, fridge with ice maker and water dispenser (fancy!).

— Natalie Giarratano (@NattyGiarratano) January 20, 2020

11. The essentials.

You need those basic things.

Toilet paper. Pads. Bras. Plates. A clean house. Running water. Internet. Food. Zip lock bags. Soap. Basic need things basically. Didn’t have a lot of stuff. I missed out on soooo much Because we couldn’t afford it

— Kitty. (@KatHeartwell) January 21, 2020

12. Peace and quiet.

And safety.

Silence—no TV blaring, no one yelling, no babies crying. Peace—no one is angry or stressed because of our home. Safety—no sense of danger or insecurity. Those intangible things stand out more than the material objects.

— Erica Waters (@ELWaters) January 20, 2020

How about you?

What did you think used to be something that was really fancy before you had any money?

Talk to us in the comments!

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July 23, 2020

Dog Snapchats That We Think You Will Love!

There’s almost nothing better on this planet than dog Snapchats. They’re simply the best! Better than all the rest!

Okay…you get the point.

So what do you say we embark on a magical journey with some great boys and girls and see what the heck they were up to on Snapchat?

Let’s take a look. Enjoy!

1. I’m ready for my snack!

You really can’t say NO to this.

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2. Tonight, there’s gonna be a jailbreak.

These two will definitely cause some trouble.

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3. A very lazy doggo.

Are you comfortable?

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4. Are you talkin’ to me?

He doesn’t look very happy about it.

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5. This dog looks very proud of what it did.

The face says it all…

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6. A good tactic.

A very smart dog right there!

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7. Lounging in the neighbor’s pool.

Can you get me a drink?

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8. Is it working, though?

Where did Jack go?

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9. Use this chart when you need to.

I use it all the time.

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10. Beware of this bloodsucker.

Those fangs, though!

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11. Hahahaha. Wow.

This is pretty excellent!

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12. Back in my day…

He looks like he can tell some tall tales.

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13. I can’t see anything…

Can you…?

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14. Can you save him, Doc?

He’s very worried about this.

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Look at all of those good boys and girls!

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, please share some photos and stories of your pooches.

We can’t wait to meet them!

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July 23, 2020

Posts About Wearing Masks That Are a Real Hoot

I don’t want to hear any arguments!

Wear your mask when you’re in public!

Okay, now that we have that little tidbit out of the way, let’s have some laughs!

We’re stuck wearing these damn things for the foreseeable future, so let’s just do it AND make fun of ourselves at the same time, shall we?

If you can’t laugh at yourself, then what the hell are we doing on this planet, right?

Enjoy these funny posts about wearing masks and remember, don’t leave home without it!

1. You need all this stuff.

Don’t leave any of it at home!

2019: “Keys?! Wallet?! Phone?!”

2020: “Keys?! Wallet?! Phone?! Mask?! Spread awareness about systematic racism?! Hand sanitizer?!

— Jared Freid (@jtrain56) June 6, 2020

2. Hey o! Zing!

That’s pretty clever…

Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

If so, you may be entitled to condensation.

— Kevin Shanks (@forensictoxguy) June 15, 2020

3. I don’t like the sound of that.

I don’t like it at all!

I’m in a bad place rn…not mentally I just walked in the store and no one else is wearing a mask

— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) June 12, 2020

4. I think you’re on to something here.

And there’s a new episode!

Curb your Enthusiasm during the pandemic: Larry dates a woman but she wears a mask the entire time, he never sees what she looks like. Richard Lewis sees her without it and warns him. Larry asks her to keep it on during sex. She has an asthma attack. Credits.

— Bottlerocket (@bottlerocket) June 23, 2020

5. Can someone help me out with this?

It just doesn’t seem right…

ppl embarrassed to wear a mask in public, but still wearin’ these? smh. pic.twitter.com/7l3PmpC3nz

— jess (@jessslizz) June 23, 2020

6. This is how we communicate, now.

Isn’t it a lot of fun?!?!

Said “nice mask” to a guy today. 2020 small talk.

— Matthew Whalen (@MattyIce37) May 13, 2020

7. Life = Ruined.

Now what am I supposed to do?

Welp, there goes my confederate-flag coronavirus face mask business. THANKS A LOT, NASCAR!!

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) June 10, 2020

8. I agree with this.

And I think I am one of those people.

Some of you should be covering your whole face.

— Nate Armbruster (@natecomedy) June 22, 2020

9. Life took a U-Turn.

Not what we thought it would look like.

I always imagined that if I was wearing a mask to work at this point in my life, I would be robbing more stagecoaches.

— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) June 22, 2020

10. THIS. RIGHT HERE.

This guy is speaking the TRUTH.

I’m asked what education is needed to get people to want to wear a mask.

Basically kindergarten.

— Andy Slavitt @ (@ASlavitt) June 23, 2020

11. There you go!

Yet another example.

if I can wear a bra you can wear a mask

— farah brook (@farahbrook) June 15, 2020

12. Let’s wear it forever.

I’m with you on this one!

Have checked in several mirrors and its confirmed, I look better in a mask.

— Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) June 24, 2020

13. Fun with disguises!

You can hide from people you know!

Idk why people are against wearing masks. Masks protect you from coronavirus yes, but they also protect you from running into people you know in public. Add sunglasses and you are literally in disguise. It’s safe to do anything, anywhere, even in your hometown. This is my dream

— Samantha Matt (@SamanthaMatt1) June 21, 2020

Wear your damn mask!

And also, give us a life update!

How are you doing and how are you coping with everything that’s going on?

Talk to us in the comments!

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July 23, 2020

Amusing Tweets About the Sh*t Show That Is the Reopening Process

I think it’s safe to say that this whole crisis has officially turned into a shit show and has been totally botched by the people in charge.

I’m not going to name any names, but I think you can probably figure that out for yourself.

And now, with all the talk of reopening, some people are venturing out more to restaurants, bars, salons, etc. But a whole helluva lot of folks aren’t ready for that yet because this thing seems to be getting even worse.

Here are some funny posts about what people are really thinking about this whole reopening thing right now…

1. Never mind…

You shouldn’t have said that out loud.

ME: wish i could eat in a restaurant again

RESTAURANTS: good news, we’re reopening! come on in!

ME: lol fuck that

— Miles Klee (@MilesKlee) June 11, 2020

2. I’m with you on this one!

Let’s have another drink!

The only thing I'm reopening is this bottle of Tito's Vodka.

— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) June 11, 2020

3. He’s slowly losing his mind…

But I wouldn’t mind going to see a movie sometime soon…

TICKET TAKER: I told you it was too soon to reopen the movie theatre, we've only got one customer
MANAGER: but look how happy he is
CUSTOMER: pic.twitter.com/f0BjW50s3v

— Mary Gillis (@living_marble) May 2, 2020

4. Yeah! What the hell?!?!

Could’ve been doing this all along?

Six Flags is reopening and they’re gonna use an online reservation system to avoid ppl standing in line. Forget Covid…THEY’VE BEEN HIDING THIS LINE TECHNOLOGY FROM US!?!

— Emily Volman (@emilyvolman) May 26, 2020

5. On second thought…

Let’s just back up for a second…

Me: I can't wait til I can go back to the gym.
News: Gyms are now reopening.
Me: I don't feel like going to the gym.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 16, 2020

6. Bored AF.

Well, at least we’re alive.

me sitting my black ass in my house for at least 6-8 additional months after they open the country again, bored as fuck but alive as shit pic.twitter.com/T9pm6qcPXp

— tracy clayton aka CHUBBA BEEF (@brokeymcpoverty) May 19, 2020

7. There’s no going back now.

It’s a lifestyle that is now permanent.

Go ahead and reopen the country but just know that I have mastered the black pajama “work pant” and I’m not going back.

— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) May 19, 2020

8. Just a fraction of what it used to be.

It used to be 1,500 pages.

Cheesecake Factory to start reopening restaurants but they will only have a limited 413-page menu.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 3, 2020

9. Man, I hope that’s a joke.

It’s a joke, right?

we are reopening next month. to make up for what we lost during the pandemic, tickets will be $2,500

— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) June 15, 2020

10. Not so fast…

Let’s think this over again…

Do the people begging for stuff to reopen not realize that means having to wear a bra on a regular basis?

*shudders*

— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) May 17, 2020

11. Let’s do it!

Our time to shine!

Bars reopening but you have to wear a mask? Ugly people, this is OUR time!

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 18, 2020

12. Does this describe you?

Sounds mixed up, but it really isn’t…

Who else trying to get back in shape before the gyms reopen

— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 30, 2020

13. Sounds pretty terrifying.

Are you willing to risk it?

This is like making a plan to reopen Camp Crystal Lake while being chased by Jason. https://t.co/gYWmNHd5p8

— Mary Gillis (@living_marble) May 4, 2020

How are you holding up right now?

How has your life changed and have you tried to do anything in regard to places reopening?

Talk to us in the comments and please stay safe out there!

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July 23, 2020

Photographer’s Dog Portraits Are Simply Great

Unleashed Fur is a pet photography company located in Idaho and they do incredible work.

Each photo is totally unique, beautiful, and really gets to the essence of each individual dog.

Which is important, because, if you’re a dog lover, you know how different each pooch really is and how every single one has a great and original personality.

Let’s take a look at the work from Unleashed Fur.

I think you’re going to be very impressed. We know we are! These are great!

1. Running through fields!

Scout looks very happy!

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I got to spend some time with Scout this morning in a field of flowers! There is a perfect path to walk between so we didn't smoosh them while doing the photo session I'm doing outdoor photos if you've been thinking about getting a session booked. . . . . . #dogs #dogsofinstagram #boisepetphotographer #instagram #boise #catahoulasofinstagram #puppy #dog #petphotography #petphotographer #catahoulaleoparddog #7pets #ellendegeneres #theellenshow #adoptdontshop #furryfriend #kathrynalbertsonpark #photooftheday #boisephotographer #dogphotoshoot #pawsup #dogphotography #professionalpetphotography #iamboise #dogsarethebest #canonusa #canon #weirddog #dogphotographer #californiapoppies

A post shared by Unleashed Fur pet photography (@unleashedfur) on Jul 10, 2020 at 3:08pm PDT

2. God Bless America.

That is one patriotic pooch.

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Emmett Doolittle says stay safe out there everyone! . . . . . #dogs #dogsofinstagram #boisepetphotographer #instagram #boise #chihuahua #puppy #dog #petphotography #petphotographer #chihuahuasofinstagram #cutedog #ellendegeneres #theellenshow #adoptdontshop #furryfriend #7pets #photooftheday #boisephotographer #dogphotoshoot #pawsup #dogphotography #professionalpetphotography #iamboise #dogsarethebest #canonusa #canon #weirddog #dogphotographer #4thofjuly

A post shared by Unleashed Fur pet photography (@unleashedfur) on Jul 4, 2020 at 4:05pm PDT

3. I like this guy a lot.

What a cutie!

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A message from Squish: . . . . . #dogs #dogsofinstagram #boisepetphotographer #instagram #boise #pibble #pitbull #dog #petphotography #petphotographer #shelterdog #pittie #ellendegeneres #theellenshow #pitbullbreed #tongueout #studiophotography #photooftheday #boisephotographer #dogphotoshoot #petsofinstagram #dogphotography #professionalpetphotography #tongueouttuesday #dogsarethebest #canonusa #canon #7pets #instadog #dogphotographer

A post shared by Unleashed Fur pet photography (@unleashedfur) on Jun 30, 2020 at 2:32pm PDT

4. A wise, old dog.

Enjoying some time out in the woods.

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There's nothing like the sunset in a forest. Beau knows. . . . . . #dogs #dogsofinstagram #boisepetphotographer #instagram #boise #boisesunset #puppy #dog #petphotography #petphotographer #outdoors #cutedog #ellendegeneres #theellenshow #dogportrait #furryfriend #boise #7pets #boisephotographer #dogphotoshoot #petsofinstagram #dogphotography #professionalpetphotography #funnydog #dogsarethebest #canonusa #canon #bordercollie #instadog #dogphotographer

A post shared by Unleashed Fur pet photography (@unleashedfur) on Jul 2, 2020 at 2:55pm PDT

5. A case of the Mondays.

Oh, Olive, what will you do next?

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Olive sums up how I feel on Monday mornings. If you've been thinking about doing an outdoor session, now is a great time to schedule one! . . . . . #dogs #dogsofinstagram #boisepetphotographer #instagram #boise #pug #puppy #dog #petphotography #petphotographer #pugsofinstagram #7pets #ellendegeneres #theellenshow #adoptdontshop #furryfriend #kathrynalbertsonpark #photooftheday #boisephotographer #dogphotoshoot #pawsup #dogphotography #professionalpetphotography #iamboise #dogsarethebest #canonusa #canon #7pets #dogphotographer #tireddog

A post shared by Unleashed Fur pet photography (@unleashedfur) on Jun 22, 2020 at 3:00pm PDT

6. Maui catching treats!

Good job, boy!

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This is Maui and he loves catching treats and can even hold one on the top of his snout! If you've been thinking about doing an outdoor session, now is a great time to schedule one! . . . . . #dogs #dogsofinstagram #boisepetphotographer #instagram #boise #goldenretriever #puppy #dog #petphotography #petphotographer #outdoors #goldenretrieverpuppy #ellendegeneres #theellenshow #dogportrait #dogcatchingtreats #boise #photooftheday #boisephotographer #dogphotoshoot #petsofinstagram #dogphotography #professionalpetphotography #7pets #dogsarethebest #canonusa #canon #dogcatchingtreats #instadog #dogphotographer

A post shared by Unleashed Fur pet photography (@unleashedfur) on Jun 20, 2020 at 7:37pm PDT

7. Come on, let’s see a smile!

Maybe some other day…

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When your mom takes you to get your photo taken in a public place and you don't want to smile. If you've been thinking about doing an outdoor session, now is a great time to schedule one! . . . . . #dogs #dogsofinstagram #boisepetphotographer #instagram #boise #shihtzu #puppy #dog #petphotography #petphotographer #shihtzusofinstagram #cutedog #ellendegeneres #theellenshow #adoptdontshop #furryfriend #kathrynalbertsonpark #photooftheday #boisephotographer #dogphotoshoot #pawsup #dogphotography #professionalpetphotography #iamboise #dogsarethebest #canonusa #canon #weirddog #dogphotographer #7pets

A post shared by Unleashed Fur pet photography (@unleashedfur) on Jun 18, 2020 at 3:12pm PDT

8. A good looking dog.

I love the way her arms are crossed.

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Yesterday I got to meet this lovely lady, Serena, and walk through the Oregon forest. Well that's what it felt like anyway with all this rain! She was perfect at posing and is an IDAPI graduate from the Idaho Humane Society. Isn't she beautiful? It was her mom's birthday and this is what she wanted to do as her present. I feel honored to be able to facilitate this gift to her. If you've been thinking about doing an outdoor session, now is a great time to schedule one! . . . . . #dogs #dogsofinstagram #boisepetphotographer #instagram #boise #labsofinstagram #puppy #dog #petphotography #petphotographer #labradorretriever #blackdog #ellendegeneres #theellenshow #adoptdontshop #furryfriend #kathrynalbertsonpark #photooftheday #boisephotographer #dogphotoshoot #pawsup #dogphotography #professionalpetphotography #iamboise #dogsarethebest #canonusa #canon #weirddog #dogphotographer #7pets

A post shared by Unleashed Fur pet photography (@unleashedfur) on Jun 16, 2020 at 2:33pm PDT

9. This one is really great.

That’s a dog, not a cow!

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Happy Moo Monday! If you've been thinking about doing an outdoor session, now is a great time to schedule one! . . . . . #dogs #dogsofinstagram #boisepetphotographer #instagram #boise #tamron #puppy #dog #petphotography #petphotographer #outdoors #doublemerle #ellendegeneres #theellenshow #dogportrait #furryfriend #boise #photooftheday #boisephotographer #dogphotoshoot #petsofinstagram #dogphotography #professionalpetphotography #greatdanemerle #dogsunset #canonusa #canon #greatdane #instadog #dogphotographer

A post shared by Unleashed Fur pet photography (@unleashedfur) on Jun 15, 2020 at 5:16pm PDT

10. Bella is a beauty.

Read the caption. Pretty sad.

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I was contacted a few days ago by Bella's owner after she received a devastating diagnosis of her beloved dog, who just last week was acting fine. I think many of us know all too well the feeling of one day having a dog who is playful and energetic to one that has limited time. It's a crushing, helpless, punch in the gut. I know there's so much going on in our world right now but please keep Bella and her owner in your thoughts. She was a little tired during her photo shoot but I think we got some really sweet photos for her pretty little face. . . . . . #dogs #dogsofinstagram #boisepetphotographer #instagram #boise #westie #puppy #dog #petphotography #petphotographer #westiesofinstagram #cutedog #ellendegeneres #theellenshow #adoptdontshop #furryfriend #kathrynalbertsonpark #photooftheday #boisephotographer #dogphotoshoot #pawsup #dogphotography #professionalpetphotography #iamboise #dogsarethebest #canonusa #canon #weirddog #dogphotographer #waterfall

A post shared by Unleashed Fur pet photography (@unleashedfur) on Jun 11, 2020 at 3:43pm PDT

11. The great outdoors.

Moose is a big, goofy guy.

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Whoooosagoodboy? Moose! I got to spend time with this big goofy guy last night along the beautiful Boise greenbelt. Booking sessions now for outdoors photos of your furry kids. . . . . . #dogs #dogsofinstagram #boisepetphotographer #instagram #boise #boiseriver #puppy #dog #petphotography #petphotographer #outdoors #cutedog #ellendegeneres #theellenshow #dogportrait #furryfriend #boise #photooftheday #boisephotographer #dogphotoshoot #petsofinstagram #dogphotography #professionalpetphotography #funnydog #dogsarethebest #canonusa #canon #goldenretriever #boisegreenbelt #dogphotographer

A post shared by Unleashed Fur pet photography (@unleashedfur) on Jun 5, 2020 at 3:49pm PDT

12. Chief looks very wise.

We could all learn from him.

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I've been doing different editing techniques with some older photo shoots. Here's one of Chief from last year right before a storm. How about that thunder and lightning last night?!! . . . . . #dogs #dogsofinstagram #boisepetphotographer #instagram #boise #prettydog #puppy #dog #petphotography #petphotographer #outdoors #cutedog #ellendegeneres #theellenshow #dogportrait #furryfriend #boise #photooftheday #boisephotographer #dogphotoshoot #petsofinstagram #dogphotography #professionalpetphotography #funnydog #dogsarethebest #canonusa #canon #pitbull #instadog #dogphotographer

A post shared by Unleashed Fur pet photography (@unleashedfur) on May 31, 2020 at 3:12pm PDT

13. Enjoying the sunshine.

That’s a HUGE smile

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Whew! It's hot out there! . . . . #dogs #dogsofinstagram #boisepetphotographer #instagram #boise #chihuahua #puppy #dog #petphotography #petphotographer #chihuahuasofinstagram #cutedog #ellendegeneres #theellenshow #adoptdontshop #furryfriend #backyard #photooftheday #boisephotographer #dogphotoshoot #pawsup #dogphotography #professionalpetphotography #iamboise #dogsarethebest #canonusa #canon #weirddog #dogphotographer #wideangle

A post shared by Unleashed Fur pet photography (@unleashedfur) on May 29, 2020 at 2:52pm PDT

Those photos are really great, aren’t they?

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, please share some photos of your pooches and tell us a little bit about them.

We look forward to hearing from you!

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July 23, 2020

Celebrity “Gender Swaps” That Are Super Trippy

You’ve probably come across FaceApp or similar programs that are designed to manipulate facial features through AI. These things allow you to grab any photo and mess around with attributes like hairstyle, age, and more without having to possess any graphic design skills yourself. One popular use is to “gender swap,” i.e. transform masculine features into corresponding feminine features and vice versa. It’s the sort of transformation that really throws our brains for a loop, causing it to be endlessly fascinating.

This fascination probably accounts for the significant success of a Twitter thread by user @EyesLikeShak who created a long series of face swaps using celebrities. It kicks off like this:

Celebrities put through the gender swap app; a thread. pic.twitter.com/2Gbi75mYqC

— Kal NO BAILES SOLA (@EyesLikeShak) June 8, 2020

From there it’s just an endless gallery of familiar faces in strikingly new context. Check out some of the highlights here!

15. Mariah Carey

All I want for Christmas is not this.

I’m so sorry Mariah Carey pic.twitter.com/PZgkxpkipP

— Kal NO BAILES SOLA (@EyesLikeShak) June 9, 2020

14. Nicki Minaj

Why so serious?

Nicki Minaj pic.twitter.com/ytONIgbKHO

— Kal NO BAILES SOLA (@EyesLikeShak) June 9, 2020

13. Beyonce

Girl would be a queen even if she were a king.

Beyoncé can get it either way pic.twitter.com/XTJegkFGDA

— Kal NO BAILES SOLA (@EyesLikeShak) June 9, 2020

12. Britney Spears

I’m transported to the early 2000’s here.

Britney Spears pic.twitter.com/6OrFZINjWA

— Kal NO BAILES SOLA (@EyesLikeShak) June 8, 2020

11. Lady Gaga

Is that second photo just Joe Rogan?

Lady Gaga pic.twitter.com/eX7Xgxrg6c

— Kal NO BAILES SOLA (@EyesLikeShak) June 8, 2020

10. Rihanna

I…need some time to process this one.

Rihanna pic.twitter.com/98brjJfAy4

— Kal NO BAILES SOLA (@EyesLikeShak) June 8, 2020

9. Adele

Looks like a movie star.

Adele pic.twitter.com/KXKFUh29Id

— Kal NO BAILES SOLA (@EyesLikeShak) June 8, 2020

8. Ariana Grande

Go big or go grande.

Ariana Grande pic.twitter.com/nCrMLasmfT

— Kal NO BAILES SOLA (@EyesLikeShak) June 8, 2020

7. Katy Perry

OK but the crazy thing is the second picture looks like Luke Perry.

Katy Perry pic.twitter.com/PB8AS6q9L3

— Kal NO BAILES SOLA (@EyesLikeShak) June 8, 2020

6. Usher

WHY IS FEMALE USHER LIKE 14?!

Usher pic.twitter.com/nVzaiJtpcH

— Kal NO BAILES SOLA (@EyesLikeShak) June 8, 2020

5. Celine Dion

I feel like these two are gonna team up to try to sell me some expensive soap.

Céline Dion pic.twitter.com/gCBUMTiliQ

— Kal NO BAILES SOLA (@EyesLikeShak) June 8, 2020

4. Shakira

Those lips don’t lie.

Shakira pic.twitter.com/9oSlhX9CAS

— Kal NO BAILES SOLA (@EyesLikeShak) June 8, 2020

3. Taylor Swift

He looks so judgmental.

Taylor Swift pic.twitter.com/FjTkZoti2r

— Kal NO BAILES SOLA (@EyesLikeShak) June 8, 2020

2. Harry Styles

…really?

Harry Styles pic.twitter.com/ctL56mL6bC

— Kal NO BAILES SOLA (@EyesLikeShak) June 8, 2020

1. Eminem

Eric and Erika, together at last.

Eminem pic.twitter.com/chFjQFXyfo

— Kal NO BAILES SOLA (@EyesLikeShak) June 8, 2020

Pretty interesting! Check out the rest of the thread if you want more, there’s lots going on there!

Which one was your favorite?

Tell us in the comments!

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