Month: June 2020

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Hysterical Memes About People Who Really Don’t Like Their Corporate Jobs

Some people are really cut out for corporate jobs and some definitely are not.

The 9-5 grind can be a real grind, sitting in traffic both ways and having to deal with corporate culture in all its glory. The rules, the regulations…the bullshit.

Here are some hilarious memes that will definitely look familiar to those of you who work corporate gigs.

Let’s take a look!

1. It’s okay if you have to cry…

You still need to stack that paper, right?

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

2. ALL THE TIME.

Here it comes again…

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

3. Trying to be polite…

But you’re getting on my nerves…

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

4. You gave it your best shot.

Don’t beat yourself up about it.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

5. And never come back!

Have you tried this one yet?

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

6. I’m THIS close.

And getting closer every day.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

7. It’s a very precarious situation.

But you’ll get through it! We believe in you!

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

8. Let’s just forget about today.

And forget it ever happened…

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

9. YOU NEED THIS JOB.

Take some deep breaths.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

10. Oh Jesus, not again…

I don’t know if I can handle this today.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

11. THAT’S how I’m doing.

If you really must know…

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

12. All fired up!

But it’s best to just keep those thoughts to yourself.

Photo Credit: Cheezburger

Are those accurate, or what?

Okay, now we want to hear from all you who work 9-5, corporate jobs out there.

Tell us what you like most AND what you like least about your job in the comments.

Do it when the boss isn’t looking!

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Hilarious Tweets to Enjoy So You Can Kick Start Your Day the Right Way

It’s very important to get your day started the right way and we think we almost have it down to a formula.

Here it is: eat some breakfast, drink some coffee, argue with your family members, and then laugh at some funny tweets.

That’s it! That’s the whole shebang!

Then your day is kickstarted the right way and you’re ready to take on every single obstacle out there.

So are you ready to go!

Let’s do it!

1. You have to be precise.

Especially when it comes to this stuff.

2. Not feelin’ that at all.

How about you?

3. That would be nice, wouldn’t it?

It really has a nice ring to it!

4. Apparently, a big fan…

But maybe taking it a little bit too far…

5. For a very special person.

They’re gonna love it!

6. It’s as easy as that.

In case you need some pointers.

7. It definitely does.

This tweet really speaks to me.

8. You shouldn’t have said that.

But, what’s done is done.

9. Using that Jedi mind trick.

Let us know if it works.

10. I like the one on the right.

But that’s just me.

11. That’s pretty much the whole movie.

Wrap it up, lady!

12. I am now a genius.

Wait until you get to three pages!

Okay, now I feel energized to take on the day and get A TON of things accomplished.

How about you chip in too and help us and your fellow readers out?

In the comments, share some funny content that you think everyone will enjoy.

We’re talking tweets, memes, photos, jokes, etc.

We look forward to hearing from you!

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Funny Tweets to Give You a Chuckle This Morning

It’s time once again to give our readers a comprehensive round-up of absolutely hilarious tweets that we think will give you a big chuckle today.

Why is this important?

Because you need to implement some laughter into your day if it’s gonna be a productive one!

Just trust me on this one, okay?

Enjoy these funny tweets, have a great day, and we’ll see you again very soon!

1. Wait, that’s not true?

They had me fooled…

2. Deeeeeep thoughts.

Let it sink in…

3. Killing it!

Is that a pick-up line? And if so, does it work?

4. Kind of like quicksand?

I was terrified of quicksand as a kid for some reason.

5. I don’t have time for that!

Just give it a few more years.

6. Hmmmm. I think you blew it.

It’s the thought that counts.

7. Hahaha. Yes!

Moms are so good at calling things by their wrong names.

8. You need to know this.

Do you think he’ll finally speak up?

9. Didn’t see that coming.

Now what?

10. THEY’RE the problem, though.

I’m allowed to go out, other people are not.

11. I’m very concerned.

All of those letters are meant for YOU.

12. I do, too, my friend.

Just going and touching everything in the store…it was great…

13. Whoops! Sorry about that.

Turns out it’s my fault…again…

I think it’s safe to say that those tweets hit the old proverbial spot, don’t you?

Now we want to hear from all the readers out there.

In the comments, share a funny meme, tweet, photo, or joke that you think would make all of us laugh.

Please and thank you!

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A Five-Year-Old Has Memories of Her Brother Who Died in Utero Before She Was Born

Kids really do say crazy things, but sometimes they also say weird crap that pretty much freaks out every adult close enough to hear it.

This story is creepy, but it could also be considered comforting, or even healing, depending on your own personal life experiences.

It’s clear that the girl’s mother, who tells this story on Reddit, isn’t quite sure how to feel.

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It starts with her relaying that she and her husband were considering trying for another baby, and that they asked their five-year-old daughter what she thought of the idea.

She said “I would be happy because your other baby will come back.”

Yeah, I know.

"I picked you because you were sad…" from CreepyKids

The girl went on to elaborate about how she picked this woman to be her mother because she was sad that her other baby got sick and died, and that maybe he would come back again and they could have a boy baby.

The mom wasn’t sure what to make of it, but like many women who have experienced miscarriages, she liked the idea that her lost baby might be able to “pick” her again.

The comments, too, were full of emotion.

A few people, like this reader, shared a similar experience (which is even more freaky!).

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And yeah, we’ve seen posts before in which children claim to have “picked” their parents before being born, which just kind of twists your mind into knots, no?

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The OP (original poster) clarified that her daughter is seems to be sensitive to “spiritual stuff” in other ways, too.”

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Many people, like this commenter, also found that intriguing.

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Long story short, it seems that, as ever, there is much we don’t know about human bodies, human brains, and human souls – so maybe listen a little bit closer the next time your little starts babbling about something that might not seem to make sense.

Has anything like this ever happened to you? We want to hear more stories like this if you have them!

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12 Wordsmiths Who Lit People up With Fierce Comebacks

It’s not often you get to witness somebody say something so stupid online and then see one of the wittiest comebacks ever… but here we are.

These 12 expert wordsmiths out there saw their moment and took their shot.

So here are 12 of the best comebacks of all time. Enjoy!

1. This gives new meaning to “I researched it.”

Just wow. We are in awe.

For people that ‘research’ stuff on youtube from MurderedByWords

2. You just can’t win.

Seriously, chill out.

Ain’t no right way from MurderedByWords

3. She got schooled.

Pun intended.

Taken to school. from MurderedByWords

4. Aunt Peggy for the win.

We’re not worthy, we’re not worthy.

Pour one out for Aunt Peggy from trashy

5. Like looking in a mirror.

Oh boy, that’s embarrassing.

Ironic that this happened on this sub from MurderedByWords

6. She’s not just about fast food, ladies and gentlemen.

Who uses that as an insult anyway?

Wendy’s is at it again from MurderedByWords

7. Shot down.

Nope, not gonna happen dude.

Ummm yeah that’s a big yikes from Cringetopia

8. Don’t mess with the people who have the police records.

This is just an A+ comeback. Wow.

Guy isn’t exactly wrong about the city, but the city wasn’t havin’ it from MurderedByWords

9. Please, just sit down now.

This is just too, too good.

Now sit your ass down, Stefan. from MurderedByWords

10. That’s gonna leave a mark.

Parents with the last word!

Holy hell! Call the morgue from MurderedByWords

11. Funny how that works.

And that’s what we call a perfect shut-down, everybody.

Murdered nice mask wearing from MurderedByWords

12. True perfection.

There has never been a more perfect burn, ever.

Imagine that from MurderedByWords

What’s your favorite burn of all time? Or are there comebacks you wish you’d thought of during the middle of an argument? We’d love to hear from you!

Let us know in the comments!

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Funny Reasons Why Kids Didn’t Want Their Food

Children. You can’t live with them and you CERTAINLY can’t live without them. It’s the law!

Well, until they’re like 18 or something. And even then they might stick around.

So… can we be honest. Kids are more spoiled today than they’ve ever been, and these Instagram posts prove it. Because there’s NO way my kid (who doesn’t exist) would ever be able to act like this.

But hey, let’s judge these parents! That’s fun!

1. Like, seriously, just untwist them.

It’s not even that hard.

2. OK, we can see how this would be confusing.

Totally makes sense.

3. Eggs must be uniform.

From now on. Get to work chickens!

4. She’s got a point.

I mean, just look at that devious smirk.

https://www.instagram.com/p/3Zy—v0Ed/

5. Million-dollar idea right here.

Spicy grapes!

6. Look, Ma, it just tastes better this way OK?

I’m not surprised you don’t understand.

7. You’re an animal!

Who puts lotion on carrots?!

8. We can see the resemblance.

It’s uncanny now that you mention it.

9. This makes perfect sense.

I wouldn’t want to eat kitty cats, either, Mom.

10. Get this kid some LSAT prep books, baby!

We’ve got some serious logic going on here.

11. Hmm. Who’s gonna tell her?

Not me!

12. This kid might be onto something.

Christmas, upgraded!

13. Circles = far superior to squares.

Everyone knows that, Dad.

Okay, I actually feel a little bit bad about judging those parents. Because how you can deal with these small little people who are so unreasonably dumb?

People say kids are just highly creative? No, they’re not. They’re ignorant and quite stupid.

Get a job, kids! And buy your own food!

What do you think? Should kids have to get jobs when they’re 5 and buy their own food? Let us know in the comments!

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