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Guy Replaces People in Famous Movie Scenes With His Dogs

Looking for something fun to do while you’re stuck at home during this whole shitshow that’s going on around the world?

Well, perhaps you’ll be inspired by a guy who lives in Perth, Australia who Photoshops his dogs, Summer and Apollo, into famous movie scenes. Think you’re about to see Princess Leia? Think again, that’s Summer…or maybe it’s Apollo, I’m not really sure.

The point is that these photos are quite hilarious and we think you’ll get a kick out of them. This is called using your time wisely, people!

Enjoy.

1. Jurassic Park.

Which animals are more vicious?

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The taming of the shoobs. #jurassicpark #velociraptors

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2. Harry Potter.

Who wore it better?

3. Love Actually.

You are perfect.

4. Aladdin for the win!

Under the moon.

5. For all the Star Wars fanatics out there.

I hope you don’t think this is blasphemy.

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May the Fourth be with you! #starwarsday #lukeandleia

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6. The Temple of Doom.

Dr. Jones!!!!!!

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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Shoobs

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7. The Hangover.

Gives the movie a new storyline.

8. Dirty Dancing.

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

9. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.

About to take flight!

10. Lady and the Tramp.

A very famous scene.

11. I’ll be back.

This is amazing.

12. Gettin’ sexy in Ghost.

This scene was such a huge deal. Those were the days…

Those are great! And I don’t think I’ll ever look at Titanic the same way again.

Have you been doing anything creative since you’ve been locked inside your house?

If so, please tell us all about it in the comments.

And share some photos with us, too!

We’d love to see what all of you are up to!

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Behaviors That Seem Nice, But Are Toxic AF

Are you ready for some real talk? Let’s talk about the way we treat each other, and the way we disguise the bad as good and the good as bad. That’s the kind of conversation that got kicked off in a post from darkwulf1 on r/AskReddit:

What is a toxic behavior that is disguised as virtue? from AskReddit

The post quickly amassed thousands of comments – a few jokes here and there, but mostly honest feedback and frustration examining morality. Here are a few examples of some of the most interesting points.

1. Do you work to live or live to work?

The workaholic.

It’s fine to work hard at something you love, but not at the expense of everything else.

– kazu-sama

2. Don’t take autonomy.

People saying they did stuff that directly affects us without our permission for ‘looking after your best interests’

– dhavalaa123

3. “Chasing” can be pretty creepy.

Persistence in relationships.

It’s always sold in Rom-coms and in relationships.

But usually your persistence is a complete lack of respect for other people’s boundaries or holding onto things that aren’t working out.

– fishnugget1

4. Good action, bad motive.

People that do good deeds so they can brag about it or use it to their own advantage.

“Look at me, I’m such a good person! I do all these nice things, not because I wanted to be a good person or anything, nope!

Just so I could tell everyone about all the good things I do! Repeatedly. Like all the time. Because I’m a good person, remember?

Hey by the way, could you do me a fav-.”

– bayleaf0098

5. We’re not all on an even playing field.

That kind of Hustle Culture where successful people give “motivational” speeches (or more often Instagram captions) where they say stuff like “if you’re not succeeding you’re not working hard enough” or “we all have the same 24 hours.” We don’t all have the same 24 hours.

If you have kids, subtract a couple hours. If you have kids without a live in nanny subtract a bunch of hours. If you have to work a minimum wage job to make rent subtract hours. If you don’t have help to cook/clean/grocery shop/etc, subtract hours.

That’s part of why Kylie Jenner’s whole “self-made millionaire” think bugs me. Even IF she came up with her own ideas and did her portion of the work, she never had to worry about financial support to start her brand, or childcare while she was working, or who was going to cook meals for her and her kid or clean her house. Her lip fillers alone, which are a huge portion of her brand, can cost up to 2000 dollars a pop.

You’re not “self-made” if you couldn’t have done it without your parent’s money.

– tomis2003

6. This is called being an enabler.

Being the “supportive” friend/significant other who will never say no even if it’s a really bad idea.

– SoundedDoughnut

7. Nothing special about being mean.

People that say they’re always 100% honest and aren’t afraid to speak their mind.

It’s definitely useful when needed, but all the time just makes the person seem insufferable and rude.

– RackingRods

8. Don’t speak for me.

Being offended on behalf of another person without knowing or wanting to know their opinion.

– Dr-Sateen

9. Corporate morals are profit-driven.

Woke companies.

They are literally just trying to sell more sh^t by piggybacking onto whatever is the cause of the day.

– Trip_The_3rd

10. Back off a little.

Helicopter parenting, that sh^t scars you, makes you unable to function like a normal adult and struggle to make your own decisions when it comes to responsibility.

– bovineexcrement

11. Be real with yourself.

Constant self-diminishing and downplaying of your abilities as “humility”.

Just accept and recognize that you’re pretty skilled / have a lot of experience in something, instead of saying that it’s easy, that anyone could do the same and the list goes on.

– Chrysophren

12. Be vigilant around charisma.

Over-the-top kindness often masks agenda. Charisma goes a long way toward hiding darker traits.

– everysperm_is_sacred

13. Self-care vs selfishness.

Aggressive self-care — sometimes people use this as a hard stop to get out of things that they do not want to do because you can’t argue with someone saying that they need self-care.

But there’s a line between doing what you need to in order to bolster emotional and mental health and being lazy/taking advantage of people who want to support self-care more.

– BoundlessResonance

14. Your nihilism isn’t impressive.

The super ultra laid back mentality.

Not everything is ok. Not everything is a joke or is cool.

It’s good to have boundaries and to take things seriously.

– coldbloodedcreatures

15. This one’s called the “Golden Mean Fallacy.”

Accepting the objective truth in the form of a compromise.

IE If one person says the sky is blue, and another says the sky is yellow, the compromise would be that the sky is green (blue and yellow mixed), which is onviously not the objective truth.

– LondonDude123

I highly recommend scrolling through some of the other top comments on the original post, it’s a really fascinating bit of human self-reflection.

What else could go on this list?

Tell us in the comments.

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Keep the Light on While You Read These Creepy Comments From Kids

Kids say all kinds of stuff if you listen to them long enough – funny things, poignant things, things you can’t decipher, and yeah, sh*t that will totally and completely freak you out.

And if I’d been the one to hear any of these 16 comments firsthand, I would have been sleeping with one eye open until they grew up and moved out.

16. What the actual f*ck.

“My little cousin came home and started staring at all the Christmas decorations.

He said, ‘Hmmm. It will take 11 days.’

Eleven days later, we went out for dinner and an intruder took most of our decorations.”

—rishibhak

15. Definitely going to need to lock those up.

“When my sister was four, she walked by my bed and saw scissors.

She stopped, looked back at them, and then said, ‘You know, I could chop your head off with these. Goodnight.’”

—sleepyemaly

14. I would have crapped my pants.

“I was changing my daughter’s diaper in the middle of the night when my 2-year-old came in and stood next to me.

She looked at me with a big smile and, in a sing-song voice, said, ‘Mommy, there’s somebody behind you!’

The scary thing was that we were home alone.

—amandat4eebbd930

13. Yeah, no, anything but clowns.

“When my son was three, we were driving at night and passed a big, empty house with no lights on.

He pointed to the house, started waving his tiny hand, and said, ‘There’s a clown in there.’ I’ve refused to take that road ever since.”

—rrptrdl

12. I would have done some research.

“My friend’s 4-year-old had an imaginary friend: Jenna.

One time we were in the car and stopped at a red light next to a cemetery.

She looked up and said, ‘Bye, Jenna.’ Her mom asked where Jenna was going.

She then pointed to the cemetery and said, ‘Home. She lives there.’”

—tomb4adc7727a

11. That’s a very specific thing to say.

“I was a camp counsellor, and while running a program called ‘paint the counsellors,’ a 4-year-old leaned in behind me, started painting my hair, and whispered in my ear, ‘I’m gonna peel off all your skin.’”

—clairek49d80d9d5

10. I mean. Yeah. I’ve got nothing.

“When our second daughter was born, our 3-year-old whispered in her ear, ‘Tell me what God looks like. I forget.’

It freaked my husband and me out!”

—dawnae

9. Maybe it’s time to buy that cemetery plot.

“My daughter and I went for a walk through a cemetery while we waited for my son to finish his piano lessons next door.

She stopped dead in the middle of the graveyard, pointed at a grave, spaced out, and said, ‘This is where you’re going to sleep. Forever.’”

—jamiem43737f6fc

8. Oh my god no she needs to move now.

“I was changing my daughter’s shirt, and I got a feeling that there was another person around, but we were home alone.

My daughter looked behind me and said, ‘She’s hanging from the roof, mommy. Don’t look.’

Never have I moved so fast in my life.”

—alliic

7. I guess she has his number, though?

“One of my preschool students decided to tell us about the ‘man’ who watches over her from her doorway while she sleeps.

She told us that he gets ‘very close’ to her face, and when she tells him to leave her alone, he disappears.

So spooky.”

—juliannat411366c73

6. What age are we when we start to forget?

“We were walking outside and my younger brother got scared of how loud the church bells were and started to cry.

I had no recollection of this, but my mom swore that I comforted him by saying: ‘Don’t worry. I used to be scared of them too, before I died, but I’m not anymore.’”

—anoukvanderz

5. Well, someone hasn’t seen Toy Story. I hope.

“I walked into the bathroom to get my 4-year-old out of the bath, and she quietly said, ‘Mom, all my toys are dead. I held them under the water, and now they’re dead.’

She then whispered over and over again, ‘Dead in the water, dead in the water, dead in the water.’”

—krystalf48ee311e7

4. Yeah, I’d be careful for a WHILE.

“I was watching TV and my 5-year-old sister cuddled up to me and started to make circles with her finger around my lips.

She said, ‘A man is going to shoot you. You’re gonna die, you know. Soon…’

She normally giggles when she lies, but this time she was straight-faced.

I told her to stop, and she said, ‘It’s the truth. I promise,” which is what she was taught to say when she’s telling the truth.”

—Paola Landeros, Facebook

3. Oh my goodness that poor kid’s mother.

“I was in a grocery store and walked by a mother with her 5-year-old.

The little boy smiled and waved, so I smiled and waved back.

Then he said, ‘You should eat your friends for dinner. That’s what we do.’”

—c4a68e1c4d

2. That is not okay.

“My mom told stories about how when I was younger, I’d scream out of nowhere and point to a corner of the room and cry about a ‘scary lady.’

Five years later, when my brother was the same age I was, he started screaming and pointing at that same corner, mentioning a scary lady.”

—jandyd<

1. That’s kind of…comforting? Maybe?

“My cousin’s front door randomly opened by itself, and her 3-year-old son said, ‘Hi, Uncle Pat.’ Pat was my cousin’s brother who died 10 years earlier, but her son had never even been told about him.”

—shannono420b9214d

Nope. These are all a bunch of nope, y’all – why are kids like this?

Has a kid ever said something like this to you? Please share it in the comments, because we clearly all need to be more freaked out.

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This is Why Every Kid Should Be an Outdoor Kid

There’s a certain nostalgia many of us have regarding our childhoods and the outdoors. Depending on our ages, we might have walked to and from school every day, played outside with our friends in the summer until the street lights came on, or wandered alone on hikes through the woods and gone fishing in the streams and pools we came upon along the way.

Some people love the outdoors and make it a point to spend time in nature for a lifetime, while others may gravitate toward a more indoor lifestyle. Kids, though, shouldn’t have the option, according to experts.

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Studies suggest that kids who play outside and who experience landscapes and wilderness experience mood, cognitive, health and longevity benefits. Not only that, but the rough-and-tumble children who scrape up their knees or slip around in the mud? They get higher grades in school, experience lower levels of stress, and grow up caring more about conserving the environment.

Jennifer Bristol of Texas Children in Nature, is one among many experts urging parents to get their kids outside.

“Children who learn and play in nature are healthier, happier and smarter. They perform better in school, they have higher levels of self discipline, they are more cooperative with others, better problem solvers, more creative, feel more connected with nature, and become tomorrow’s conservation stewards.”

If you’re curious why so many people feel at home in, or rejuvenated by, nature, biologist E.O. Wilson has a theory known as the Biophilia Hypothesis. It rests on the idea that, before supermarkets and cities existed, people who tracked animals, ate wild flora and fauna, and were able to find clean sources of water were the most likely to survive.

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“It would be therefore quite extraordinary to find that all learning rules related to that world have been erased in a few thousand years, even in the tiny minority of peoples who have existed for more than one or two generations in wholly urban environments.”

Modern scientists like Richard Mitchell, an epidemiologist, agree that our bodies are pre-programmed to reward us to staying attuned to our natural habitats – and that children feel this pull more acutely.

“For kids, nature is just an amazing playground. It’s a fantastic place to discover how the world works, bounce around on tree branches, play around in mud. All of those sensory stimulations that we think are good for development.”

Mitchell also points out that studies have long suggested that our brains respond to nature by muting our stress responses – decreasing the concentration of stress hormones circulating in our bodies and lowering our blood pressure. Children who spend significant time outdoors are better able to pay attention in class and score higher on standardized tests.

One 2005 study even found that at-risk youth experienced a 27% increase in better classroom behavior and mastery of scientific concepts after a week of outdoor education.

Other benefits include improved social skills and lowered obesity rates.

A 2008 study done by Mitchell and his colleagues also revealed that low-income individuals who lived in neighborhoods with ample green space were healthier and lived longer than their more urban counterparts.

Mitchell himself, though, cautions against seeing nature as a miracle cure.

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“Obviously there are lots of things that drive mental and physical health. Green spaces are possibly important; one influence among many.”

There are also other factors to consider, like race and class, as people with privilege tend to have more spare time on their hands, and also fear being out in public spaces less.

If you’re wondering whether having your kids play in the backyard will reap as many benefits as a family walk, or whether a hike in the desert helps as much as a day in the mountains or at the beach, well, scientists aren’t exactly sure.

Basically, there’s no standard definition of what constitutes “nature,” but Mitchell thinks it can mean different things to different people.

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He says,

“The important thing is that it’s vegetated, not built-on.

For kids in particular, it’s important that there’s space to run and play. In the adult world, there’s evidence that trees are important.”

Science suggests that there’s really no such thing as an “indoor kid,” and that most children want to get outside and go for a walk or a hike if they’re given a small push.

So yes, reading is good and there are also benefits to all kids of indoor play – but science believes that none of it is a substitute for spending time in the great outdoors.

Get our your calendar and pencil in some family time in the woods along with everything else. It definitely seems as if it will be worth it, for everyone.

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Simple But Crazy Facts Your Kids Will Love

Children’s minds are like sponges. Everything is new and exciting and interesting, and heaven help the parents of toddlers, because we definitely don’t have all of the answers.

Thankfully, at least in our house, Alexa does.

If you want to have a leg up on your preschooler the next time he or she slows down enough to have a chat, hit them with some of these wild-but-true facts.

16. Okay but how small of a child?

A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale.

15. That’s why they just sting indiscriminately I guess.

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Jelly fish don’t have brains.

14. I wish this didn’t surprise me.

There are more plastic flamingos in the world than real flamingos.

13. From what I know of kangaroos, that’s probably an understatement.

 If you lift a kangaroos tail of the ground it can’t hop (but he will not be happy)

12. Some days this seems like it wouldn’t be a bad deal.

The male emu goes around and collects the eggs that the female lays, painstakingly moves them all to a nest, then sits on them until they hatch.

After they hatch he is their only caretaker.

The mother isn’t involved at all.

11. That’s a lot of spit!

The average human produces enough saliva over their life to fill 2 swimming pools.

10. They understand so much more than we give them credit for.

There once was a trade agreement between a pack of dolphins and fishermen that lasted several years.

The fishermen would give the dolphins a fish that they wanted, and in return, the dolphins would give the fishermen a fish that they wanted!

9. That’s why he’s the king of the WHOLE jungle.

You can hear a lion roar from up to 5 miles away.

8. This is the Pixar movie we all need in our lives.

There is a species of burrowing tarantula that lets tiny frogs live in their burrows.

The frog eats pests that are too small for the spider to get, and in return, the frog is kept safe by the big ol’ spider.

This is pretty much how the domestication of cats went.

Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats.

7. Well that’s just adorable – all of Charlotte’s little spiderlings.

A baby spider is called a spiderling.

6. Because gender is a societal construct.

Both boys and girls used to wear dresses.

It was only when boys got older they started wearing pants.

5. This…does not seem possible.

A baby octopus is about the size of a flea when it is born.

4. I honestly had no idea.

Before he became president, Abraham Lincoln was a wrestler.

3. And it took someone this long to market it – crazy!

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Nutella was invented during WWII, when hazelnuts were mixed into chocolate to extend chocolate rations.

2. I need a picture STAT for so many reasons.

Sea otters hold hands while they are sleeping to not drift apart.

1. That’s why they bury so many, I guess.

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Squirrels forget where they hide about half of their nuts.

I’m honestly loving these!

Did you learn anything today? Share your favorite facts in the comments!

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12 Memes And Tweets That Should Help Make Your Day A Little Better

You have to love all the hilarious memes, tweets, and other posts out there because even though they appear simple on the surface, they bring a lot of laughter and smiles into our lives.

Sometimes, it’s a little joke or something totally absurd that gets us out a bad mood and breaks the tension in our lives.

And we think these posts are just as good as any we’ve seen before!

So put away all your work materials for a few minutes and take a little time to treat yourself to some big laughs.

Enjoy!

1. This is life for many people right now.

Is it for you?

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2. Decisions, decisions…

Which path will you choose?

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3. A double-edged sword.

The root cause of all your problems.

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4. You’re clearly a health nut.

And a role model!

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5. Hanging on by a string.

You might want to fix that very soon.

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6. Cleary a witch.

Execute her!

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7. I’ll start tomorrow.

But first…this cake must be eaten.

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8. Okay, I took your advice.

Now what do I do?

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9. Always a fun game!

Look at how excited he is!

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10. This kid is a legend in my book.

Not so sure what his parents think, though…

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11. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

 

12. Just a quick power nap.

You might’ve gone a little bit overboard.

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I found those posts to be extra funny and I hope you did, as well.

Have you seen anything lately that really made you LOL and that you wanted to share with other people?

Well, here’s your chance.

Let us have it in the comments!

Heck, post as many funny things in the comments as you want.

Thanks and have a great day!

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Photos Of People Who Are Having a Worse Day Than You

Let’s all sympathize with our fellow human beings for a few minutes, okay?

These people are all having extremely sh*tty days, and we should pour out a little for them. Might be a 40 oz., might be a Zima, might just be a glass of water.

DO IT FOR THEM.

1. Fooled ya

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2. Snooze button

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3. Snowed in. For real.

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4. That’s not good

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5. Wasn’t paying attention

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6. Unlucky

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7. Should probably just let that go

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8. Bro…

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9. Help yourself

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10. Ended in terror

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11. Ain’t what he meant

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12. Hahahahaha

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13. You need a designated driver

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14. Yes!

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15. A crisis

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Chocolate milk can be poured out as well if you wish…

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Retail Workers Share Their Best Methods for Passing Time at Work

Working retail can be dull. Like, really boring. There’s a lot of downtime and sometimes you have to be creative to pass the hours and minutes until your shift is done.

Every little bit helps, right?

Retail workers of AskReddit share their tips.

1. Take your time.

“When I worked retail I used to go out and sloooowwwwly gather the carts.”

2. Non-stop folding.

“Folding.

I got so good at folding (without a board) so would spend hours perfecting stacks of shirts.

Also, dusting, organizing, and cleaning things that people never see. As long as I had decent music it could really help the shift go by fast

But if anyone told me to clean I would get annoyed LOL.”

3. Push the broom.

“I had a friend that worked at a Walmart in college and he was convinced that a employee that “looked” like they were working was invisible to the management staff.

So he took a big broom and walked around the same set of isles for an entire 8 hour shift and did nothing else to see if they would notice.

The same manager walked by him 22 times and never said a word to him.”

4. I need to get out of here.

“Chatting with co-workers mostly, that and imagining a different reality in my head.”

5. Playing games.

“I work as a grocery cashier and it gets boring fast scanning items and standing for hours and time goes by VERY slow.

I play a game with myself where I choose look for/count for one specific thing like bad tattoos so every 10 people I see who I consider to have a bad tattoo I check the clock.

Every 20 people who come in with their dog in a stroller (very common in my store) I check the clock etc.”

6. Getting more and more depressed.

“I used to draw sad clowns on the back of receipt paper.

The sadder the better.”

7. Ignore the clock.

“Do NOT look at the time. Big mistake.”

8. Put in your headphones.

“I worked at Party City for 4 years and would not have been able to do it without Bluetooth headphones!!!

My hair goes past my ears, so I’d put one head phone in one ear and hide it with my hair, then have the other ear free if people needed me!

Podcasts and audio books saved my sanity.”

9. Open up a little bit.

“I know this seems crazy, but actually talking to customers can be pretty incredible.

So many people starved for human interaction and everyone has an interesting story.”

10. Feed that brain of yours.

“We have work phones with optional earpieces (the transparent secret-service coiled earpieces).

I just plug that into my phone and listen to audiobooks. Four hours of listening so far today, three books finished so far this year.”

11. Get creative.

“I worked as an overnight stocker for two years. During that time I thought up and worked out a story idea in my head.

When I got an office job I needed to fill time at, I wrote that story over three years of extra free time. I finished the first draft last year and have been taking a break from it while working on a new story.”

12. Sounds like The Office.

“I made spreadsheets, i catalogued my co-workers bathroom breaks, coffee breaks and how often the swore, i sometimes gave them stickers rewarding them for “swearing less than last month” and wouldn’t tell them what it was for so they just got stickers.”

13. There you go.

“The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime

That’s why I p*op on company time.”

14. You’re getting paid for this?

“When I worked retail, before smart phones existed, we played hide the bear.

We had small doll house sized teddy bears that were random colors. One person would clean and pull the stock forward on the shelves and hide the bear.

Then would swap out with the cashier after chatting for a bit and let the cashier hunt down the bear.

Rinse and repeat.”

15. This is my favorite.

“When I worked at Verizon I taught myself how to juggle.”

Some of those responses brought memories of my retail days flooding right back. Ahhhh, good times…at least some of the time.

What about you? Do you have any good tips for your fellow retail workers?

Share them with us in the comments!

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People Confess Their Reason Staying With Their Partner

People are very complicated, and so are the reasons they fall in love…and the reasons they fall apart. As we age, most of us learn the hard way that trying to maintain a relationship with someone who doesn’t put your feelings, needs, or safety first isn’t worth the time.

But we learn those lessons because once upon a time we, too, waited way too long to leave.

These 10 people are ready to confess the reasons they stay in relationships they know in their heart aren’t good at all.

10. Believe me, he knows exactly what he’s doing.

9. I wonder if they feel bad for themselves or the other party.

8. Then take some time alone to fix yourself.

7. I suspect that’s exactly the way she wants it.

6. That all sounds supremely unhealthy.

5. What about your own heart, though?

4. I’m sorry to say that probably won’t work forever.

3. Practice makes perfect.

2. Those are just scr*ps.

1. You have to get out.

I hope all of these people find their 10 seconds of courage – and the door – sooner rather than later!

Have you been scared to leave a relationship? What made you finally do it – or have you?

Share with us in the comments if you’re comfortable!

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Wives Who Know What It Takes to Keep Their Husbands Happy

There might not be one single secret to a happy marriage that works for everyone, but there are tried-and-true ways to keep a man happy. One of them, it would seem, is humor.

And if you think I’m wrong, take a look at these 15 wives – they’ve definitely got some pretty good ideas.

15. Why couldn’t he just open the fridge?!

Men are so difficult.

My wife has been waiting for 2 days for me to open fridge. Lol from funny

14. It’s important to celebrate the little things.

Or the big things, as it would happen.

Got my husband some post-vasectomy snacks- amazing how much genital related food you can find! from funny

13. Someone at Pixar has a sense of humor.

Because otherwise why do Buzz’s hands do that?!

My wife asked me to grab something in the bedroom, this was waiting for me… I chose the right woman from funny

12. That’s definitely a way to get his attention.

Don’t mess with dads and their smoke alarms.

11. Okay now I need to know how to do this.

It’s pretty funny.

It appears my wife personalized our keurig. from funny

10. You gotta keep the excitement alive.

That’s one way to do it.

I asked the kind lady at the pet shop for a shed tarantula skin, to put amongst the bananas to scare my husband! from funny

9. Romantic AND funny?

She’s a keeper, man!

Wife made me a pillow. from funny

8. That’s a hint, right?

I promise he didn’t get it.

7. Because that takes some effort.

She obviously really loves you. Ha!

My wife and I make banners for each other on birthdays. This was what I woke up to this morning. I love this woman. from funny

6. His face is less than amused.

He’s used to it, his expression says.

My wife decided to dress up as me for Halloween. from funny

5. You gotta appreciate a good April Fool’s joke.

I’m sure Aaron did!

My sister’s April Fools’ prank on her husband. from funny

4. Oh man this woman is my hero.

I can only assume her husband has a sense of humor.

Not what my husband had in mind when I told him I made a sexy dress from funny

3. Marry a girl who goes above and beyond.

Even if you regret it sometimes.

My husband bet me I couldn’t shave his foot without him waking up. This is what he woke up to this morning. from funny

2. The end result is the same.

I am going to use this on my kids.

My wife made me a passive aggressive flow chart to use every time I get hungry from funny

1. Just in case you miss her.

And you’d better miss her, man.

So my wife is going away for a few months. This is how she left our bed this morning. from pics

I’m going to have to give some of these a try!

What’s your secret to keeping your husband happy? Let’s swap tips in the comments!

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