Month: June 2020

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How Are We Coping with 2020? With Food, Obviously.

Oh, boy…

So, 2020 has been completely insane and none of us have known what to do with ourselves. That’s a well-established fact. That will be the subheading to the chapter about this year in history books, or history…holograms, or whatever the hell we have in the future. One of my all-time favorite expressions of what this has been like came from @KevinFarzard on Twitter who said:

Kevin’s theory was bolstered by a whole lot of replies to a thread started later by Franklin Leonard, in which he asked what purchases had been making a difference in people’s lives recently.

There were lots of answers; home improvement stuff, comforts, entertainment, pet adoption, and, oh yeah, food. What do you do when you’re stuck at home bored and anxious? You eat. And you find new, interesting methods of eating that maybe you haven’t tried before. That’s just the American way.

10. Fry me to the moon

Two words so beautiful have rarely been paired.

9. Let’s get this bread

Unsliced bread is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

8. Mixin’ it up

Weird hill to die on, but OK.

7. We all scream

Anything can be alcohol if you try hard enough.

6. Stock up

“Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.” – Mitch Hedberg

5. Eggcellent idea

Live that farm to table life.

4. Good old fashioned booze

I’m deservin’ a bourbon.

3. Lettuce feast

I’m a little disappointed to learn that an “AeroGarden” isn’t like, flowers in the sky.

2. Sugar and spice and everything nice

I’ll put this on my list of things to try to salvage my mental health.

1. Grill baby grill

OK but the real question is, which one of those stove burners is your favorite?

Personally I’ve been trying out a lot of this great culinary tradition called “ordering delivery.” What it lacks in nutritional value, it makes up for in being overpriced.
I…may need to rethink this strategy.

Have you been trying out any new cooking adventures?

Tell us about them in the comments.

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10 Things People Bought to Make Their Time at Home Way Better

Home is where the heart is. But for the most of 2020 so far, home is also where the…us…is. We’ve all been inside an awful lot, and when you get trapped in a living space, you start giving a lot of thought to what you might want to do to make that space just a little bit better.

Enter Franklin Leonard who launched an absolutely enormous Twitter thread with a simple question:

There were several thousand answers on a whole range of subjects, but some of the most day-brightening and “I should do that!” inspiring were the ones about how people just made their home a *little* bit better with something nice. Check out these 10 simple ways folks have pepped up while hunkering down.

10. Good bois need luxury too

Good call, I don’t think an actual dog hammock would go over well, though it would likely be hilarious.

9. The bliss of organization

I’ve been home enough at this point that I actually know where things are.

8. Blast that noise

Bring the concerts to you.

7. Hooked on cleaning

There’s gotta be a word for those of us who get way too excited about this stuff.

6. Chair and chair alike

If you’re gonna work from home, do it right.

5. Let the sunshine in

Spruce up your place + support an artist. Win/win.

4. Furball

You fool; you purchased mortal enemies simultaneously.

3. Garden of hope

Plant the seeds, be patient and caring.

2. “Outdoor office”

Let’s be real dude, that’s nap central. But I’m not judging.

1. Super cool

*slaps fridge* This bad boy can fit so much La Croix in it.

Of course, not everybody’s in the financial position to buy/order big stuff, but if you haven’t done so in a while, maybe grab yourself a little something to make life at home better. It’ll brighten your day for sure.

What have you done around the house this year?

Let us know in the comments.

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A Woman Wants to Know If She Was Wrong for Humiliating Her Brother-In-Law in Public

Just reading the headline for this post, you might be thinking this woman was in the wrong. Humiliating anyone isn’t typically the way to go, as it has more downsides than upsides, but like with all of the posts on the subreddit Am I The A**hole, you might want to hear her out.

This woman begins by saying that her brother-in-law is a know-it-all and blowhard who isn’t as smart as his family has always promised him he was. She’s annoyed by his misogynistic tendencies and his lack of ability to hear anyone but himself.

He also never admits when he’s wrong.

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They were at a dinner and he was spouting about the stock market, and though OP (original poster) thought it sounded wrong, she didn’t really know.

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What she did know was that her friend, who was an expert, was at the table. She hadn’t heard, so OP asked her BIL to repeat everything for her sake.

Which was when sh*t went down, he got taken down a bung of pegs, and ran off with his tail between his legs.

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Things haven’t been the same at family functions since then. Her husband wants her to apologize, and with time between the incident and now, she feels like maybe she was being petty.

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This is maybe one of the more balanced posts I’ve seen on the forum, as far as how people are voting.

Many people say she’s NTA (Not The A**hole), but if she egged him on, she might want to apologize anyway, just because they’re family and it might make things easier.

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While other people say she’s NTA because she did him a favor in calling out his narcissistic behavior, something no one who has “cared” about him has ever done before then.

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Or maybe NTA because it was just a little nudge, right?

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Some people are just shouting NTA! from the rooftops. Ha!

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While others pointed out that really, this seems like a win/win.

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Okay, fine, so maybe the opinions aren’t as split as I might have indicated…do you think they should be?

Where do you come down on this one?

Careful, because if you sympathize with this guy, Reddit says you might be a narcissist, too…

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Amazing Bits of Tumblr Nonsense For Your Viewing Pleasure

If you haven’t been on Tumblr in a while, you’re missing out. Yes, there’s a lot of dumb nonsense to wade through, but there’s also a lot of GREAT nonsense to be mined out. The kind of nonsense that puts a smile on your face. The kind of nonsense that makes you feel proud to be a citizen of the internet. What does it mean to be a citizen of the internet? Absolutely nothing. It’s nonsense. That’s the point. Keep up.

Here are 10 thoroughly delightful absurdities from the jabberwocky connoisseurs at Tumblr.

10. Easy, tiger

Big kitties make their own rules and we just gotta respect that.

https://mloreley.tumblr.com/post/138460084954/opalescentdragon-lehrastar-bunnyfood-get

9. Why oh Wyoming

Am I the only one who pictures this as some sort of slithering motion?

https://rootsoftherevolution.tumblr.com/post/134947983827/kiba2-dead-hey-what-are-you-doing

8. Don’t lose your head

There’s a fine line between love and hate.

https://zellethegal.tumblr.com/post/82967419034/laurassbutt-littoralbones-buttodenkirk

7. Not today, Satan

Cool cool cool, I’ll just go ahead and never swim again, thanks.

https://starfleetrambo.tumblr.com/post/77161868328/fuckinglesbian-thorsies-having-seaweed-rub

6. Butter arm, though

Compared to my cooking skills you’re still doing great.

https://illinoisbysufjanstevens.tumblr.com/post/70211123337/roughrimjob-i-burned-like-%C2%BE-of-my-forearm-on

5. The dark lord rises

This is how you turn lemons into lemonade.

https://admiralrainbow.tumblr.com/post/62926371111/punned-i-get-bloody-noses-a-lot-and-i-can

4. Be careful what you wish for

Osamah here did their good deed for the day.

https://sesh.tumblr.com/post/53247485766/lvysaur-osamah-lvysaur-i-could-use-a-good

3. Perturbing punctuation

E.E. Cummings would be very proud.

https://reqlized.tumblr.com/post/175375825619/consultingsonic-superwholockmunity-i-just

2. Maybe he’s born with it…

…♪♪ maybe it’s Mephistopheles. ♪♪

https://monswoon.tumblr.com/post/120611184943/0-memento-mori-0-glassbottledemon

1. Rock your face off

The only way to stop a bad guy with a crystal is a good guy with a crystal.

https://morticious-delicious.tumblr.com/post/165992004222/crystals-for-banishing-someone

Now that’s the kind of nonsense that fills my soul right up. Thank you, humans of Tumblr. Please continue your noble cause.

What’s your favorite kind of thing to find on Tumblr?

Tell us in the comments.

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Funny Posts About Coffee That Will Give You a Jolt of Energy

I have a serious problem and I’d like to talk to you about it.

No, it’s not drinking or drugs… I have a problem with coffee.

I love it. I dream about it. Sometimes, it’s the only reason I really get up in the morning.

Are you like me? I have a feeling that if you clicked on this link, you are…

If so, these posts about our beloved elixir are for all of us! Enjoy!

1. Just don’t even tempt me.

Feed me that coffee NOW.

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2. All the rest is bullshit.

Coffee is meant to be BLACK ONLY.

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3. Maybe tomorrow…

Or the day after that…

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4. Don’t be a weakling!

You need to be strong like me!

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5. Just wait a few minutes.

It definitely works as a laxative.

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6. What’s the point?

Get that garbage outta here!

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7. It didn’t go very well…

It makes me angry and very upset.

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8. It’s absolutely essential to me.

Bad things happen if I don’t get it.

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9. Those magic beans.

Bring me to life every single day.

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10. Quite a dilemma.

I think you know what you need to do.

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11. It’s lurking over your shoulder.

Don’t fight it!

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12. Hey, it’s working!

Now you can get your day started!

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I need a refill! ASAP!

Okay, now that you’ve looked at all those posts, we want to hear from you in the comments.

Tell us all about your love affair with coffee: your likes, dislikes, all of it!

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Posts You Can Check Out to Give Your Brain a Break

Do you need a break? No worries. We’ve got you covered with some good old fashioned random bits of internet. Today’s fine selection comes from some especially funny Tweeters and Tumblrs and terribly terrific typers who have whipped up just the right balance of lols to give your brain the boost it needs.

So without further ado, enjoy a breather with these 10 particularly priceless posts.

10. Use the force

Man, ever since Rise of Skywalker suddenly EVERYBODY’S a Palpatine. So predictable.

9. Water water everywhere

Why get high when you can get hydrated?

8. The gig economy

Hold on, gotta go write my new screenplay “Sub-Contract Killer.”

7. Spill that tea

Look, I’m not here to relax, I’m here to explode into my own brain.

6. Under a full moon

She’s connected to something very ancient and powerful and you should respect that.

5. Crunchwrap supreme

There is absolutely nothing a-peeling about this.

4. Do ya like jazz?

Dude, just use the buzzer next time.

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3. Love/hate relationships

The great thing about pets is they have no idea what you’re saying.

https://beddle.tumblr.com/post/183442042642/thc-mx-mechalesbian-there-are-two-types-of

2. Holey Yeezus

Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat on a wage.

https://fozmeadows.tumblr.com/post/160726210441/peak-capitalism-is-not-immediately-knowing-if-this

1. All the news that’s fit to print

Yes this is how the majority of journalistic output makes me feel as well.

https://w-igglytuff.tumblr.com/post/112731733420/creepydear-memeguy-com

Hope that was a nice break! If it wasn’t long enough, we recommend scrolling back up and reading it again. You can literally do it for free all day if you want. We won’t mind, and we won’t tell.

Who are the funniest people to follow on the internet right now?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes About 2020 That Will Make You Laugh… and Then Cry

Are you ready to laugh! And after that, who’s ready for a group cry! We’re all gonna need it based on how the year 2020 is going so far.

It’s been wild and crazy and there have been unexpected turns around every corner. It would be entertaining if it was a movie or a book, but unfortunately, it’s life as we know it right now.

So all we can do is hope for the best and laugh at these funny memes about what a disaster this year has been.

Okay, let’s get started!

1. Like we need that right now?

Just keep piling it on!

Next level from memes

2. You can go first.

Jeez, what’s next?

2020 Halftime from funny

3. It sure seems like it.

2020 is definitely the lost episode of Game of Thrones.

4. Hard to believe, huh?

It just gets weirder and weirder…

5. We all got screwed over.

Hopefully, 2021 works out…

Why, 2020, why? from memes

6. Which zone can we go to?

Better watch your step…

Coronasweeper 2020 from memes

7. March felt like at least 10 years.

And April was no picnic, either.

8. What was it like, Grandpa?

Well, kids, this is gonna take a while.

thats tough… but not as tough as this! from memes

9. Running out of highlighters.

The whole year was insane!

10. They’re very busy right now.

Working overtime. That’s for sure.

11. Didn’t quite go as planned.

You’re like almost halfway there…sort of…

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12. Right in the face!

This is very painful.

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I laughed, I cried, and then I laughed again.

And I’ll probably cry again later tonight.

Now we want to hear from the readers out there.

What do you think has been the absolute worst thing about 2020 so far?

Sound off in the comments!

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A Bunch of Amusing Posts to Make You LOL Today

Once in a while, you just need to set aside your work and your troubles and have some serious laughs.

I’m talking about blocking every other single thing out and only focusing on entertaining yourself.

Trust me, it’s good for you!

And we think these posts are absolutely perfect for doing that!

So enjoy all of these, because they are DAMN FUNNY.

1. It’s gonna be a shitshow.

And it’s gonna be glorious!

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2. You might need a bigger one.

Lies, lies, lies.

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3. Oh shit, get outta here!

Doesn’t anybody knock anymore?

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4. That’s not good.

Hey, there are some good ones out there! Trust me!

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5. I’m too good for all of you now.

These things happen…

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6. I know you’re haunting me, but…

It’s time for a makeover!

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7. I don’t think that’s a true statement.

We all do this…

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8. Using that one again?

Whatever works for ya.

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9. She’s definitely making the right choice here.

Fries all day, baby!

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10. Thanks for the compliment!

I don’t know if you heard me correctly.

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11. I’m bringing in the big guns.

Can you help me haul all the bags in for this?

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12. Ummmm, not so much.

Spending more than ever, actually.

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Are you LOLing? I think you are!

I told you that was gonna happen!

Okay, now it’s your turn.

In the comments, please share any kind of post that you think will make us and all the other readers have a good laugh.

We look forward to it!

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Hilarious Tweets We Think You Might Enjoy

I love a funny tweet.

And, do you know what’s even better than a single funny tweet? A bunch of them all grouped together in one convenient article!

And that’s exactly what we have in store for you with this article.

It’s jam-packed with tweets that we just know are gonna make you LOL.

So let’s get started and let the laughing begin!

1. Hell yes!

Now you can pretend you’re falling asleep at school.

2. God is proud of this one.

Pockets and all!

3. Why are you doing that?

You should be more like me!

4. Oh, now I get it…

The older you get, the more you realize this…

5. Major life goal, right here.

Are you on the right path?

6. This is what I keep telling myself.

Another pizza over here!

7. I am both of them.

Some people just check both of the boxes.

8. That was your exercise for the day.

Hey, at least you’re looking into it.

9. You nailed it!

At least you didn’t say “I love you.”

10. This is the best tweet of all time.

Because it’s so damn accurate!

11. My parents haven’t even heard of social media.

And I’d like to keep it that way!

12. See you later!

The guy just decided to make a run for it.

Was I right, or was I right?

I think you know the answer to that…

Okay, now we need our dear readers to do us a favor.

In the comments, please share something you think will make us laugh: a meme, a tweet, a joke, a video, anything!

Thanks in advance!

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Memes That Might Feel a Little Too Real

When I die, rather than have some pithy quote as my epitaph, I’d like chiseled upon my gravestone the meme that I found most relatable in my lifetime. It could easily become a trend among those of us who have lived our lives mostly or entirely in the era when memes are practically the most common form of self expression. Keep your Shakespeare quotes and your “loving husband” designations and what not, I’ll take a classic Salt Bae or Dat Boi to express what my life was all about.

Of course, with so many highly relatable memes out there, it would be a difficult prospect to choose just one to truly represent me. Here are a few possibilities.

11. TV troubles

The children of today don’t know the burdens of our past.

10. PJ armor

You don’t expect to GAIN weight during a crisis, but, here we are.

9. Tastemakers

Whew, I’m safe.

8. Don’t @ me

Actually do @ me, please, I crave validation at all hours.

7. Night and day

Can’t sleep in if you don’t sleep.

6. Struttin’

Still gonna expect that assignment submitted by the stroke of midnight, though.

5. Consider carefully

I guess technically I’m a con man?

4. Microbro

This has a real heady feel to it.

3. Pave the way

Like getting a speed boost when you’re not racing.

2. Sky high

Santa has never looked so lost.

1. Eyes on the prize

At least I’m reading.

I just can’t decide what meme best expresses me. I’d better do some more research; there’s lots more to sift through on this great big internet of ours!

If you have to pick one meme to express who you are as a person, what would it be?

Tell us in the comments.

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