Month: May 2020

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Strange Brands That Made Us Laugh Out Loud

I’m not saying these 17 images are going to fix your life or whatever, but they could make you laugh (and maybe even loosen that knot in your neck) for the next couple of minutes – so why not give them a scroll?

15. It just doesn’t have quite the same scary ring to it.

Perhaps he’s the disarmingly friendly brother.

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13. I mean what do they taste like, though?

I’m asking for like, scientific purposes.

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12. Did they spell it wrong or steal it?

It’s a little game I like to play.

i want to die from crappyoffbrands

11. What gets you nice and clean in the shower? Dave!

Shoutouts to all of the Daves out there who now have an excuse to horn in on their partners’ shower.

10. Because you can never have too much mint.

This is a fact. Look it up.

Thin Mints’ ugly cousin… from crappyoffbrands

9. The politically correct gaming system.

His gender was not guessed correctly at birth.

Gamechild? from crappyoffbrands

8. This is definitely not the game you thought you were getting.

Not saying it’s not fun, just that it’s unexpected.

I’ve found this in a German IKEA and was told to post this here from crappyoffbrands

7. Not sure who thought that was a good idea.

They’re totally a pervert, though.

I can’t decide which of these off-brand Oreo’s are worse. from crappyoffbrands

6. Who doesn’t want crusty teeth?

Besides everyone, I mean.

5. My heart just hurts for whoever bought this and didn’t realize.

Bless their hearts.

Found this in the store… from crappyoffbrands

4. There are just too many jokes to choose one.

And not a one of them is appropriate.

3. They straight ripped off the tagline, too.

Sort of. In a backward way.

I love these from crappyoffbrands

2. My 3yo would definitely be the star of this restaurant.

I prefer the pizza in the belly, myself.

1. We are all annoying indoor dweeb, now.

Where are my royalties, dammit?

Bazoongis from crappyoffbrands

 

I’m going to need to find more posts like these that remind me there are reasons to like, enjoy my day!

Which of these made you laugh the hardest? Tell us in the comments!

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Couples Who Are Learning a Lot About Each Other These Days

You think you know a person when you fall in love with them, and then you move in together and/or get married and you realize you really didn’t at all.

Now that we’re spending almost all of our time with only our families, well…there’s bound to be even more secrets oozing out of the (probably dirty) woodwork.

Luckily, couples like these 10 are showing us all of the ways to laugh about it. Because divorce is expensive and rough on the kids.

10. So you’re saying we’re doing this for a few more months?

I love a fun fact, but this woman needs therapy.

9. I mean, they’re crunchy like a chip.

But why not just each chips?

8. If only it was so easy to deter children.

Or maybe her husband just sat outside the door and strummed.

7. Why is this so, so accurate.

I’m in my closet right now, but still.

6. She has had it with your “jokes,” sir.

Unless it was nice outside, then she’s crazy. I would have just gone for a wander.

5. Just check yes or no.

It could change at any moment, you know.

4. His hairdresser must work magic.

Maybe you should name the baby after her.

3. Man, that dog needs a walk.

So do I. I am the dog, and I need a walk.

2. Actually I kind of want to know the answer to this, now.

Thanks, John Mulaney.

1. I think that was an episode of The Twilight Zone.

Here’s hoping you don’t die at the end.

I’m laughing, and also I can sympathize. Our alcohol budget has gone up since this started!

How are you coping? What’s the funniest thing you’ve learned? Entertain us in the comments!

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These Memes Are Keeping the 1980s Alive!

I love the ’80s!

There are some decades that are better off forgotten, some that won’t fade away even if we wanted them to, and then there’s the 1980s – never better forgotten, but also, people who didn’t live through it aren’t quite sure how to handle the excess of bright colors, hairspray, and fun.

If you’re a fellow 80s baby, though, these memes are going to smell like crayons and nostalgia. Just wait and see.

12. They disintegrated a lot faster.

I don’t remember a teacher ever having to take one away, though.

11. Seeing it all in one image is pretty crazy.

Although I’m a woman so all of this doesn’t even begin to fit in my “pockets.”

10. Also, ride in the back of grandpa’s truck years old.

Ah, the wind in your hair and your siblings elbow in your ribs.

9. I like the way it used to be, honestly.

But I will never forgive my mother for perming JUST my bangs.

8. I’m not sure how healthy that made me, but.

Seriously, they were really tasty though.

7. I forgot about these until the moment I saw this picture.

And now I really, really want to find out if they still make them.

6. Soooo many lyrics we’d been singing wrong.

We could have been alternate song writers ourselves.

5. So much better than the plastic crap my kids play on.

Also, I feel like there would be fewer germs outside but I’m not a scientist.

4. You got that repeated busy signal and you knew you were in trouble.

Either that or someone’s older sister had taken over the phone.

3. If by “child” you mean “well into middle school,” yeah.

There was something so soothing about it.

2. And if you weren’t invited omg.

At least there wasn’t the internet to point it out and then make fun of you, too.

1. It’s how you tell the real from the fake.

We’re so cool, y’all. So cool.

 

I could look at pictures like these all day (though I refuse to tease and spray my hair ever again, sorry).

Which of these took you alllllll they way back? Tell us in the comments!

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People Who Might Be Rethinking Their Relationship Right Now

If you’ve ever received a text from someone you’re dating – or even a person you’re in a serious relationship with – that made you think (even jokingly) that it’s time to break up, move on, find somebody normal.

But also I mean…normal is pretty boring. As these 13 people definitely know for sure.

If these posts make you laugh, make sure to follow @weshouldbreakup on Instagram!

13. There is no other good response for this.

Before or after you’re married honestly.

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Well, it’s not exactly a “no”

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12. Relationships are all a give and take.

And knowing when you’ve gone too far.

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Romance is alive and well

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11. Totally shipping these two.

Because who doesn’t swoon over an interaction like that?

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These two will probably be together forever

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10. Okay but seriously who does that?

Aside from a toddler, I mean.

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Why

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9. When you just don’t know when to stop.

Time to block that number, I don’t care if you’re married.

8. This is such a guy reply I can’t even.

Because this is really how they think biology works.

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This dude about to get murdered

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7. Sometimes you just gotta get it out of your system.

And then you can let it go.

6. Everyone is a critic.

But I mean he’s not winning any awards with that material.

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Is this real science. Vote yes or no

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5. At least she was thinking about you.

In the bathroom. When she didn’t refill the toilet paper.

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This is grounds for divorce

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4. When you know it’s a match made in heaven.

Kismet is hard to deny.

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In case you were wondering what true love looks like

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3. He can read subtext really well!

I actually kind of love this guy.

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and that was the last time anybody ever heard from Jake

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2. Ahhhh you know me so well.

This is so mean actually but I’m laughing.

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At least they know each other well!

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1. This is how Taylor Swift breaks up with people.

The ‘K’ really got me.

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Well, this is one way to do it

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These are just cracking me up, and honestly, these people all need to stay together. For the humor.

Have you ever gotten a text like this? Tell us about it in the comments!

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People Share Hilarious Text Exchanges About Relationships

When you find that special person for you, you just know. That holds true even if the other person texts you random, too-much-information texts or they never, ever put a new roll of toilet paper on when they use the last of it.

But seriously, people are monsters and you never know in what way until you’re living together.

These 14 people might have found out too late, but hey – at least they’re hooked up with someone funny.

Oh, and if you love these, follow @weshouldbreakup on Instagram for more!

14. I mean you didn’t have to agree.

But she laughed so I suppose all is well.

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Honesty is key

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13. When it’s a match made in heaven.

That’s how you know it’s love.

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Always support your significant other

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12. Boom, don’t look back, either.

He used the wrong “you’re.”

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We *did* break up

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11. Sometimes you just need chocolate.

It doesn’t matter if it’s your favorite or it belonged to someone else, okay?

10. This is just not going to work out.

Truly, I’m sorry. I guess.

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Ugh THERE

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9. That’s how you get injured.

And no one has time to take care of you, I can tell you that.

8. Someone doesn’t seem to feel like celebrating.

You’d better still get her a gift though, just sayin.

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Happy Anniversary, Baby!!!

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7. All of it. None of it?

At least you’re getting a free dinner out of it.

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Dinner sounds like the WRONG time to discuss it

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6. I believe I have said this exact thing.

And my husband also laughed like I was making a joke.

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ABORT MISSION

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5. I hope they’re teasing or this is just sad.

Pizza for 1.

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Ice. Cold.

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4. That sounds like a country song.

Not a good one, though.

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We all want different things

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3. Ditch this man ASAP.

Or just continue talking all of the time until he ditches you.

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HOW ABOUT HULU AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

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2. This is terrible but I cannot stop laughing.

In the immortal words of David Puddy, “this is why you’re going to hell.”

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Win/Win

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1. Just wait for it every night for the rest of your life.

This woman knows how to make someone sweat and I am here for it.

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This isn't an ad for Reese's but it totally should be

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I can’t decide which of these is my favorite, can you?

Tell me what your favorite text exchange has been with your significant other, too, because I want more.

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This Instagram Account Show the Very Worst in Interior Design

I’m just some random guy – not much of an interior decorator. It’s simply not a skill set I’ve got, plus I’ve never had much of a budget to work with. But when things in that realm get bad enough, even I can tell.

Instagram user Dina Holland runs an account called “pleasehatethesethings” under the handle @honeyandfitz. Over a quarter million people follow to see her hundreds of posts on “absurd, ugly & just plain stupid things in home design.” It’s truly a masterpiece you can get lost in for hours, but here are 15 of my favorite examples.

15. Monkey business

I feel like an Indiana Jones villain is going to pop out and kill me if I get in this tub.

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Calgon, take me far far away from here.

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14. Taxi-derpy

Ah yes, no kitchen is complete without an undead Bobcat watching over my mac & cheese.

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Cute kitchen Carol but we all know you killed him.

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13. Take the red pill

I just found out my eyes can scream, so that’s fun.

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I stubbed my toe just looking at this.

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12. The double deuce

There is such a thing as too much intimacy.

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No one is this in love.

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11. Too bad, toe bed

Are those like, decoy feet for the monsters?

10. Going down

No thanks, I’ll just hold it for the rest of my life.

9. Mild tub

For the couples that want very little to do with each other.

8. Black & yellow, black & yellow

There’s gold in them thar everything.

7. Throwing shade

Yanno, my office could use a dash of sexual nightmare, come to think of it.

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What about psychotherapy? Is psychotherapy included?

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6. Just need to vent

I’m not even mad about this one, I find it weirdly adorable.

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Custom AF.

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5. Wipe ’em out

There are at least three things wrong with this picture.

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Had more than one in the chamber I guess?

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4. Loud and proud

I mean look, you do you, but…no thank you.

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Takes 1 decorative painting class at Michaels.

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3. Notch in the bedpost

This is 100% in a cult compound somewhere.

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You better deliver.

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2. A sinking feeling

It’s good to have a creative outlet.

1.Waterbed

The second most intimidating meaning of “sleeping with the fishes.”

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First of all. No.

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I still don’t feel like I know a lot more about what to do with interior design, but maybe I know a little bit more about what not to do? That’s gotta be worth something, right?

What’s the worst design choice you’ve ever seen?

Share it with us in the comments.

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Tweets That Show the Reality Of Being Cooped Up With Your Significant Other

I know that the reason our significant other is our significant other, and the reason we share the same spaces in the first place, is because we love them.

But people were not meant to be shoved into small(ish) spaces together for days on end with no break, and as couples are now spending copious amounts of time together, well…things are happening.

And while I’m sure some of those things aren’t exactly pleasant, these 12 tweets are definitely funny.

12. I’d say you’re only about halfway through your punishment.

If you count silence as a punishment which I definitely would not.

11. Productivity is a sliding scale.

Proof we all react to stress in different ways.

10. Some beans are just beans, and some are special.

I’m just loopy enough to find deeper meaning in that statement.

9. There’s got to be SOMETHING we haven’t discussed.

Also, John Mulaney is hilarious.

8. That’s not a surprise, but whatever.

It’s better than saying “I don’t care” and then turning up your nose.

7. I wonder what his hair looks like now yeesh.

Also, this meme just made me giggle.

6. The couple that plays together stays together.

Maybe even after you don’t have to anymore.

5. When you make yourself cringe.

But still, you just can’t stop.

4. That’s nicer than screaming “put on your f*cking headphones!” the way I do.

More effective? Maybe, maybe not.

3. As long as he got some alcohol, too, I wouldn’t complain.

Although some bacon would be nice.

2. Life is give and take my friend.

So take the remote and put on Little Women post haste.

1. Variety is the spice of life.

So is having someone to complain to who isn’t the person you’re complaining about.

I’ve gotta say, I feel these people’s pain!

How are you coping? What’s the funniest thing you’ve learned about your partner since moving in together? Share it with us in the comments!

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This Dog Has Some Awesome Hair Styles and Costumes

If you’ve never played with a Newfoundland dog before, you’re really missing out.

They are gentle giants with wonderful personalities and they just love humans!

They love humans so much that they don’t even mind getting all decked out in costumes having their hair styled into crazy shapes.

Hank the Newfoundland is one such pooch who has become a bit of a social media darling due to his hilarious get-ups.

Here are some of the best Instagram photos of Hank.

We think you’re gonna love this guy!

1. Dwight Schrute!

Welcome to Schrute Farm!

2. In the spirit of Mrs. Doubtfire.

Remember that great flick?!?!

3. This is great.

All decked out like Edward Scissorhands.

4. Is that Billie Eilish?

No, it’s still Hank!

5. The world of wizardry.

He’ll cast a spell on you.

6. Tormenting Indiana Jones.

As long as he doesn’t do the “heart removal” scene from The Temple of Doom.

7. Game of Thrones.

Hank is not to be messed with.

8. Yes! Marty McFly!

This is the style from Back to the Future Part II, just FYI.

9. The dude abides.

I mean, this is pretty perfect.

10. You knew this was coming.

There’s no escape from Tiger King right now…or maybe ever…

11. Business casual.

You might need to go talk to HR.

12. It’s time to treat yourself.

It’s called “Self-Care Sunday.” Look it up.

I really think I need to get one of these dogs for the companionship and the hilarity.

They’re great!

Will you do us a favor and show us some pics of your dogs in the comments!

Dressed up, not dressed up, just doing whatever they like to do.

We can’t wait to meet them!

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This Hairless Cat Might Look Evil, but He’s a Real Sweetheart!

There’s a cat named Xherdan who has thousands of Instagram followers for good reason. He’s simply amazing to look at!

He looks like he’d be some sort of evil genius from a horror or action movie, but, according to his owner, Sandra Filippi, “He is like a child and his personality is very lovely.”

I think I’m in love…

Let’s get to know the delightful Xherdan through some photos!

1.  Look deep into my eyes…

He does look intimidating, I can honestly say that…

2. Mean muggin’ in a major way.

The hat makes him look a little soft, though.

3. An extreme close-up.

Do you want a treat?

4. All snuggled up.

Make yourself comfortable, Xherdan.

5. Just look at the wrinkles on that forehead!

It’s quite remarkable.

6. I’m not sure if he likes that turtleneck.

Mom, why did you make me wear this?

7. Now you’ve made him mad…

And that’s not a good thing…

8. A grumpy Xherdan.

Or maybe the hairless thing just makes him look upset.

9. I love this photo.

Look at all that detail!

10. He’s taking some time to celebrate!

And he’s obviously loving it.

11. Heading off to a sporting match, are we?

He absolutely has his game face on.

As you can see, this guy lives quite the pampered life.

I never thought I’d be a fan of hairless cats, but Xherdan is pretty awesome!

Be sure to check out his website.

Now we want to hear from you!

Share some pics of your cats in the comments with us. Hair, no hair, tons of hair, we want to meet all of them!

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People Locked Down at Home Share the Cool Projects They’re Working on

Many of us have extra free time right now…make that A LOT of extra free time.

So what is there to do besides drink and watch TV?

How about building some really cool stuff around your house?

That’s what these folks have been up to lately and I have to say, all of these projects are pretty darn impressive.

Let’s take a look!

1. Keep those kiddos busy!

A cool stained glass project!

Trying to keep my kids busy! Painters tape + washable markers. Looks like stained glass! from crafts

2. This was time well spent.

No one is gonna get in this cat’s way!

Me in quarantine from crafts

3. A new home for Rusty.

Looks like a sweet pad to me.

Rusty gets an upgrade from quarantineactivities

4. Wow! That is awesome.

Color me impressed!

Spent the first week of quarantine building this greenhouse, all the beds are 30cm deep. from gardening

5. Life in miniature.

This is pretty mind-blowing, don’t you think?

Just finished this miniature over the past four days of lockdown… Found out our state will be shut down till the end of April… I’m gonna have a whole apartment block by the time this is over from crafts

6. Bring the movies to the kids!

Step right up and get your ticket.

7. That is terrifying.

No way that thing would be allowed in my house.

My daughter made this out of hot glue and painted it, then lied in wait as I found it. So proud! from pics

8. The sound of music.

A good way to spend the time.

9. Two great uses of your time.

Burn some calories and then have a drink!

10. Behold! Megatron!

Six feet, eight inches tall! That is nuts!

11. A hand-made globe.

I think you’d be able to see these.

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Finally finished my quarantine craft! ?????

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12. Get your kicks!

It took a while but it was worth it.

13. A great idea.

Out with the old and in with the new.

Those are pretty awesome, don’t you think?

Have you been working on any cool projects around the house since we’ve been forced to stay at home?

Please share some photos and tell us a little bit about them in the comments!

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