Month: May 2020

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Movie Theaters Are Giving Us the Giggles With Their Hilarious Lockdown Signs

Would you go see a movie anytime soon? It seems so strange that just a couple of months ago, it wouldn’t be weird to go see a flick with a friend in a crowded theater and load up on snacks. But now…well…

In the meantime, though, movie theaters are using their marquee signs to help make folks laugh and I think they’re doing a pretty damn good job. Here are some good signs that we think will bring a smile to your face.

Enjoy.

1. With Kevin Costner?

Only dance with yourself right now?

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Favorite one yet #pandemichumor #parkwaytheater

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2. Time to hunker down.

Do it at home with some good movies!

3. How all relationships are starting now.

Zoom it up, folks!

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New marquee Friday ?

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4. Feels like an eternity…

But it’ll be over at some point!

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The Parkway is still on-point with their marquee.

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5. Bring on the summer!

Let’s all get outside and play..at a safe distance.

6. Me, too…

But, it is what it is.

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Update marquee ✅ #stayhomemn

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7. No encounters at all.

At least, not for now.

8. Very hope, we hope!

We need movie theaters in our lives!

9. Giving out a good recommendation.

Hey, thanks a lot!

10. All the appropriate titles.

Going stir crazy…

11. Nothing going on at all.

I can’t wait until this ramps back up.

12. Amazing! Marty McFly!

And posted by Michael J. Fox himself!

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Thanks #bobgale and @kigginstheatre

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Funny stuff, right?

Have you seen any good signs from businesses during the shutdown? If so, please tell us about them and share a photo in the comments if you have them.

Please and thank you!

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Funny Memes We Think Will Put You in a Good Mood

Many of us could use a little mental boost right now, correct? A little something to shake the cobwebs out of our heads and to make us LAUGH.

Because, as all of us know, laughing is very important and it helps us relieve our stress. And there’s a lot of stress going on these days…

Here are 14 funny memes that we think will do you some good. Enjoy!

1. Run for it!

I did this CONSTANTLY.

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2. A pain like no other.

Part of the fun of summer!

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3. I feel this one deep in my soul.

Scalding hot shower for hours.

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4. I don’t like getting stuck on that side.

Because this is what happens…

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5. Perfectly sums it all up.

This is life.

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6. Dear God, why did I do that?

You’ll never recover from the embarrassment.

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7. Oh, no, you don’t!

That’s enough happiness for now.

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8. Definitely getting mixed signals.

Which way should you go?

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9. Hahahaha. So good.

Don’t mess with Sam Jackson, even if he has Alzheimer’s.

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10. An ancient ritual.

The holding of the hair while your friend pukes.

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11. I hope no one sees me…

Because this has to be done.

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12. I did my part!

I just hope the boss noticed…

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13. Ummm, sure…

My online shopping problem is out of control right now.

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14. Can’t wait to do this again.

Hang in there, everyone!

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Okay, that did the trick! Now I feel a lot better since I got some big laughs out of the way!

How about you? Have you seen anything really funny lately that you’d like to show us? In the comments, please share an amusing tweet, joke, meme, photo, story, etc.

Thanks!

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People Who Definitely Won the Food Lottery

Have you ever won the “food lottery”? Do you have absolutely any idea what I’m talking about right now?

I’m talking about when you get a really unusual or downright weird food item by accident. I know it’s happened to me before with a variety of products, including carrots, potatoes, and the occasional crazy-looking sunflower seed.

Let’s take a look at some folks who definitely won the food lottery.

1. Where did that come from?

Never seen that before…

Found a Wizard in my Gummy Bear pack from mildlyinteresting

2. No pit? No problem!

That’s gotta be one in a million.

Jackpot! from pics

3. The carrot hand of death.

This could be the plot of a horror movie.

This incredible carrot hand was found while digging juice carrots at our farm today from mildlyinteresting

4. This is INSANE.

Look at the size of that thing!

I for one welcome our mutant carrot overlords from AbsoluteUnits

5. That is their offspring.

Ever seen something like this in your days?

Todays clementine had an almost perfect mini clementine inside… from mildlyinteresting

6. A perfect little pearl.

Glad you didn’t swallow it.

This pearl I found in an oyster I was eating. from mildlyinteresting

7. I hope you saved this.

Or maybe you just ate it all at once?

These gummybears came stuck together in the bag. from mildlyinteresting

8. Three times the flavor!

Mutant bananas are taking over the planet. Beware!

I had a quadruple mini banana this morning from mildlyinteresting

9. Absolute perfection.

Almost too pretty to eat…almost…

The way my cheese melted on my burger. from oddlysatisfying

10. Be careful with that thing.

You might put someone’s eye out.

I got a squash and I’m not afraid to use it. from teenagers

11. You won’t get that smell out of your house for DAYS.

Or maybe even WEEKS.

This giant clove of garlic from mildlyinteresting

12. They look pretty proud of this baby.

That is outrageous.

Absolute Unit of a Collard Green from AbsoluteUnits

13. You can eat off that thing for a while.

You should call the Guinness Book of World Records.

Daughter found the largest blackberry I’ve ever seen from mildlyinteresting

Wow! Those are pretty wild!

Okay, now we want to hear from all of you out in Internet Land. Tell us some stories and show us some photos about when you won the food lottery.

Let’s see what you got!

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